@undyingUmbrage — #suggestive
HORROR MOVIES? MORE LIKE. WHORE. OR MOVIES?! WHICH SHALL I CHOOSE? BECAUSE I HAVE PLENTY OF BOTH. TO CHOOSE FROM. #SUGGESTIVE #OWNED
THIS. YES. THIS. IS WHAT A FUCKING *GOD* LOOKS LIKE. BUILT. HUNKY. ALPHA. STRAIGHT OUT OF A WIDE, WET EYED ANIME BITCHES DRYEST DREAMS. ARE YOU JEALOUS? ARE YOU IN AWE? DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY PECS? OF COURSE YOU DO. NO, GAMZEE DID NOT TAKE THIS PICTURE. IT IS A CANDID SHOT OF ME TAKEN BY AN ANONYMOUS FEMALE WHO HAD THE TOTAL HOTS FOR ME WHO I PROMPTLY KILLED. #TRUTH #SUGGESTIVE HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AHPD-PRDQGEUHZ27/HIIVEP8WYAA6SP5-3.JPG
COTTON CANDY. ITS SWEET, MELTY FLUFF DANCES IN MY MOUTH LIKE AN EPILEPTIC HORSE AT A "RAVE". (WHICH IS LIKE A TRICKSTER PARTY.) BUT ITS ALSO SICKENING. BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THOSE TWO BRAZEN BITCHES AND MAKES THEY MAKE ME FEEL WEIRD. #SUGGESTIVE #HUNGRY #NOADVICETHISTIME
THE HUMAN "ARISTOTLE" ONCE SAID THAT RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN TWO MEN COUNTED MUCH GREATER THAN BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN AND I AGREE GREATLY. HUMAN PHILOSOPHERS KNEW WHAT WAS UP WITH HOW TO TREAT THE LADIES! THIS IS WHY BOYS GET PREGNANT. THIS IS WHY THE BOYS LINE UP TO GET HUMAN PREGNANT WITH ME SPECIFIALLY. THE YAOIS ALWAYS WIN. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE