
Thespn Rviets
@unfortunateHost
I'm the host of Hivemind news...I'm sorry.
Oh¡ vvhats 7 and a half feet in apples¿
Happy Canada Day to those who celebrate.

Time Is An Illusion
BREAKING NEWS: Maths is yellow and science is blue. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Hovv do you nnake friends¿ I don't rennennber.

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Slight Chittrsplosion?
BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: PUSHERWARMING: Salesman “Paralyzed from the Waist Down” LEARNS TO RUN AGAIN When Teenage Hooligans Explode Wheelchair The supposed paraplegic was reported to have been vending his services when a BAND OF TEENS——known infamously as The Wailing Wrigglers——used psionics to blow up the Contraption. Gathering crowds were shocked to find the man not only standing on two (2) pods but sprinting at the Hyperbolic Speed of Sound. Witnesses claim they have never seen a man’s legs move so fast, nor have they heard someone (1) oscillate like a Purrbeast during Mating Season! As for the wheelchair, you could say it became Hot Wheels——it was TOTALLY TOTALLED. Pardon my Mirth, but it’s a motherfuckin’ MIRACLE. #suggestive #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
NNy nanne is Thespn Rviets and I hate nny job, this is nne in nny shitty suit they force nne to vvear, it's too big because it's fitted for nny next nnolt...if I have one. :/ https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/81f9fd596464.png
I vvould burn this studio to the ground if I could.
Sonnetinnes I nniss nny ex. :(
Hey unn if I vvanted to fake nny ovvn death is there anyone vvho could nnaybe help nne/
I didn't vvant to be a nevvs host, I vvanted to be an actor. But I guess that dreanns dead eh/
Hi nny nanne is Thespn, I'nn the current host 2hivennindNevvs 1 ... I ann so sorry for half of vvhat vve do nnan.












