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Thespn Rviets

@unfortunateHost

I'm the host of Hivemind news...I'm sorry.

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Yes obviously the arsonist vvas the clovvn, vvhy did nny script say that¿

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member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@calmedArmageddon[CA]

wwoww gee wwonder wwhy.

Ok yes the reasons are obvious, gog I fucking hate nny job.

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member 0f the science team.
h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.
@calmedArmageddon[CA]

i wwould say prayin for your recovvery but the only wway to do that is to just get the fuck off alternia

Yeah...

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I'nn so tennpted to play this SBURB ganne people keep talking about just to escape nny job.

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@crestfallenAwareness[CA]

> tru2t me, not worth 1t. <

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I don't think you understand hovv nnuch I hate nny job.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@consequentlyOblique[CO]

just quit your job, man.

Can't, if you quit you get culled, it's in the contract you sign vvhen they hire you. :/

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

dumb contact to sign, huh?

It's in the fine print vvritten so snnall its not actually legible, and they don't tell you until after you sign.

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@grimCue[GC]

Best To Fulfill Your Duty No Matter The Cost But There Are Occasional Exceptions That Must Be Accounted For Of Course

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I really thought this vvas going to be a troll teann rocket thing at first for sonne reason. ^^

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@grimCue[GC]

Not Sure Why You'd Get That Impression

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I don't knovv either, I think nny job is driving nne slightly insane.

Oh¡ vvhats 7 and a half feet in apples¿

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Craysea News Breaker
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@corallineCataclysm[CC]

like 3 n a half apples

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Yay¡

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Happy Canada Day to those who celebrate.

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VVasn't that days ago¿

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@grimCue[GC]

Time Is An Illusion

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So vve're alvvays living in the present tense It seenns unforgiving vvhen a good thing ends But you and I vvill alvvays be back then You and I vvill alvvays be back then

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@hivemindNews[HN]

BREAKING NEWS: Maths is yellow and science is blue. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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@puzzlingPrimadonna[PP]

how can *anyone* not know science is green?!

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I alvvays savv it as purple.

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@puzzlingPrimadonna[PP]

you might be the only person i’ve ever seen use a purple folder.

That nnakes nne feel special. ^^

Hovv do you nnake friends¿ I don't rennennber.

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@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ B!te em꠹

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Okay¡

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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

🐰

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For the record I like hopbeast/rabbits.

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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Slight Chittrsplosion?

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So that vvasn't just on nny end¿ The Blue Screen of Death Chittr edition¿

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Total: 5
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@hivemindNews[HN]

BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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But my Macrocheles plush creature,,,,

I ann so sorry, I don't nnean any of this. I still sleep vvith a nnini plush version of nny lusus.

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BREAKING NEWS: PUSHERWARMING: Salesman “Paralyzed from the Waist Down” LEARNS TO RUN AGAIN When Teenage Hooligans Explode Wheelchair The supposed paraplegic was reported to have been vending his services when a BAND OF TEENS——known infamously as The Wailing Wrigglers——used psionics to blow up the Contraption. Gathering crowds were shocked to find the man not only standing on two (2) pods but sprinting at the Hyperbolic Speed of Sound. Witnesses claim they have never seen a man’s legs move so fast, nor have they heard someone (1) oscillate like a Purrbeast during Mating Season! As for the wheelchair, you could say it became Hot Wheels——it was TOTALLY TOTALLED. Pardon my Mirth, but it’s a motherfuckin’ MIRACLE. #suggestive #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

you know wheelchair's arent just for people whos legs dont work, right

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It's all bullshit anyvvays. Like everything else they nnake nne say.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

..should you really be replying on the main account like that dude

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They can't see nny post.

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NNy nanne is Thespn Rviets and I hate nny job, this is nne in nny shitty suit they force nne to vvear, it's too big because it's fitted for nny next nnolt...if I have one. :/ https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/81f9fd596464.png

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@notthatMysterious[NM]

At least you have a nice smile, even if it may or may not be fake.

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Avv thank you so nnuch1 :D

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I vvould burn this studio to the ground if I could.

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < hmmmm.... :33 < smash

OOOOOH ok ok1 :D