
Thespn Rviets
@unfortunateHost
I'm the host of Hivemind news...I'm sorry.
Yes obviously the arsonist vvas the clovvn, vvhy did nny script say that¿
I'nn so tennpted to play this SBURB ganne people keep talking about just to escape nny job.

Best To Fulfill Your Duty No Matter The Cost But There Are Occasional Exceptions That Must Be Accounted For Of Course
Oh¡ vvhats 7 and a half feet in apples¿
Happy Canada Day to those who celebrate.

Time Is An Illusion
BREAKING NEWS: Maths is yellow and science is blue. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Hovv do you nnake friends¿ I don't rennennber.

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Slight Chittrsplosion?
BREAKING NEWS: Reserchers say if you are 6 sweeps or older and still sleep with a plush creature you are immature, a loser, and a grub. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: PUSHERWARMING: Salesman “Paralyzed from the Waist Down” LEARNS TO RUN AGAIN When Teenage Hooligans Explode Wheelchair The supposed paraplegic was reported to have been vending his services when a BAND OF TEENS——known infamously as The Wailing Wrigglers——used psionics to blow up the Contraption. Gathering crowds were shocked to find the man not only standing on two (2) pods but sprinting at the Hyperbolic Speed of Sound. Witnesses claim they have never seen a man’s legs move so fast, nor have they heard someone (1) oscillate like a Purrbeast during Mating Season! As for the wheelchair, you could say it became Hot Wheels——it was TOTALLY TOTALLED. Pardon my Mirth, but it’s a motherfuckin’ MIRACLE. #suggestive #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
NNy nanne is Thespn Rviets and I hate nny job, this is nne in nny shitty suit they force nne to vvear, it's too big because it's fitted for nny next nnolt...if I have one. :/ https://cdn.inngchest.conn/files/81f9fd596464.png
I vvould burn this studio to the ground if I could.









