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Just an [UNUSED] yapping about [DATA EXPUNGED]. Player of every single instrument, practitioner of every single sports. Scythekind.
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "This #egg is seriously freaking me out."; unused_2 = "I physically cannot throw it away??? For some reason???? Like I yeet it into the void as hard as I can, and then half a second later it's right back in the sylladex."; unused_3 = "I've tried destroying it. Didn't work. Smacked it with a guitar and all that did was put a dent in the wood."; unused_4 = "It really looks exactly like a completely ordinary egg. Why am I in an SCP article all of the sudden."; unused_5 = "Help."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Where did this fucking #egg come from."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "For an indeterminate amount of time, I've been trying to piece together what's going on outside by direct observation, through whatever means are available to me."; unused_2 = "It *literally just occurred to me* that being on this website gives me the opportunity to just."; unused_3 = "You know."; unused_4 = "Ask people."; unused_5 = "So consider this post an open call for people from the same universe as me to please tell me what's going on."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Hang on let me do some ad roll for this."; unused_2 = "*inhale*"; unused_3 = "Have YOU been targeted by a small-town mayor with a katana over fountain conspiracy bullshit? Sustained dark-world-related injuries? You may be entitled to financial compensation. I can't actually do anything about that right now, but information is power, and the more of that I have the faster we can turn this whole thing around."; unused_4 = "If you're from the same world as me, and you've been tied up in the various irons in C's fire, then don't hesitate. DM me on this very website: the faster I can catch up, the faster we can act."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "The site says I've been out for 6 days. I can believe it."; unused_2 = "I return in full health (qualified to the nature of my existence of course) and now I'm really itching to play something."; unused_3 = "Slight problem though in that all I have access to right now is a severely out-of-tune acoustic, which is a dead end because my relative pitch has been shot for a while now."; }
Something about mew seems... familiar. I thought I knew who you were but... then I lost it. mew~ 💖✨
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "I don't think we've met but you seem chill."; unused_2 = "That said it's completely possible that I just forgor. Sorry about that if so. My current circumstances are a bit."; unused_3 = "Uh."; unused_4 = "Weird."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Ough. Feeling like shit on this fine morning."; unused_2 = "Is it even morning? There's no sense of the passage of time down here. The dash seems to think it's morning though so I'll roll with that."; unused_3 = "Love being dubiously-corporeal, highly recommend it, UNTIL 👆 you have a problem that you could normally solve with meds, but meds do nothing to you, on account of the dubious corporeality status."; }
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function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "So I notice there's a lot of users on this site who have a fuck ton of alternate selves that also use the site."; unused_2 = "Anyone know how to figure out if an account belongs to the version of that user from your universe, without having to contact them in person?"; unused_3 = "No particular reason."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "No matter how much my life sucks, I can at least take comfort in the fact that it's completely unscripted."; unused_2 = "I checked, and I am not mentioned in prophecy once. I'd appreciate if I could stay that way."; unused_3 = "Regardless of the alterations made by, shall we say, *certain individuals*. #vague"; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "A Titan is basically still just a fountain, right?"; unused_2 = "Just one that happens to have a hard and dangerous shell."; unused_3 = "Wonder what'd happen if you went inside a Titan and then made another fountain inside the first one."; unused_4 = "And then what if you like. Kept going."; }
This sounds like a good and smart idea, where's my knife -Sent from my Paul
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "The thing is I don't have access to a soul right now."; unused_2 = "So if shit goes turn-ways, I can't clean it up."; }
It's okay, I have a particle accelerator on my head, I can deal with whatever -Sent from my Paul
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function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Someone down here is going absolute ham on a shamisen."; unused_2 = "Just straight-up hammering out the tunes like Neil on a 4/13."; unused_3 = "Respect."; unused_4 = "...But also whatever they're playing has looped twice now and I don't think they're planning on stopping or switching tracks."; unused_5 = "I will be extremely surprised if I make it out of this with my sanity intact."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Fretless instrument with three strings and a square drum. Sounds kind of like a banjo but spicier."; unused_2 = "It's notable for having a really weirdly-shaped pick that's wide enough that it strikes the drum."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Did you guys know that the magic glass in the shelter dark world is actually edible?"; unused_2 = "Seriously, you can straight-up just take off a section of the concept of collision data made manifest and eat that shit."; unused_3 = "Only thing I've found so far that can actually have a lasting impact on your light world body."; }