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Just an [UNUSED] yapping about [DATA EXPUNGED]. Player of every single instrument, practitioner of every single sports. Scythekind.
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "For an indeterminate amount of time, I've been trying to piece together what's going on outside by direct observation, through whatever means are available to me."; unused_2 = "It *literally just occurred to me* that being on this website gives me the opportunity to just."; unused_3 = "You know."; unused_4 = "Ask people."; unused_5 = "So consider this post an open call for people from the same universe as me to please tell me what's going on."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Hang on let me do some ad roll for this."; unused_2 = "*inhale*"; unused_3 = "Have YOU been targeted by a small-town mayor with a katana over fountain conspiracy bullshit? Sustained dark-world-related injuries? You may be entitled to financial compensation. I can't actually do anything about that right now, but information is power, and the more of that I have the faster we can turn this whole thing around."; unused_4 = "If you're from the same world as me, and you've been tied up in the various irons in C's fire, then don't hesitate. DM me on this very website: the faster I can catch up, the faster we can act."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "The site says I've been out for 6 days. I can believe it."; unused_2 = "I return in full health (qualified to the nature of my existence of course) and now I'm really itching to play something."; unused_3 = "Slight problem though in that all I have access to right now is a severely out-of-tune acoustic, which is a dead end because my relative pitch has been shot for a while now."; }
Something about mew seems... familiar. I thought I knew who you were but... then I lost it. mew~ 💖✨
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "I don't think we've met but you seem chill."; unused_2 = "That said it's completely possible that I just forgor. Sorry about that if so. My current circumstances are a bit."; unused_3 = "Uh."; unused_4 = "Weird."; }
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you and only you. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. The circumstances of your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. You’re own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your credentials.
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Your fate is only predetermined if you're caught up in systems that predetermine it."; unused_2 = "Time loops, prophecies, I'm not involved in any of that shit. I have the freedom."; }
I think instead of hate crimes there should be love crimes. For to hate alone is already a crime against man. Rob a jewelry store to give something real nice to someone special.
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Nah, hate is based."; unused_2 = "In this world, some people just can't be reasoned with unless you lock antlers. Killing your parents is good for your mental health!"; unused_3 = "...Due to circumstances beyond my control I am rendered tragically unable to beat up my shithead mom. But believe me, I want it so so bad."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "A Titan is basically still just a fountain, right?"; unused_2 = "Just one that happens to have a hard and dangerous shell."; unused_3 = "Wonder what'd happen if you went inside a Titan and then made another fountain inside the first one."; unused_4 = "And then what if you like. Kept going."; }
This sounds like a good and smart idea, where's my knife -Sent from my Paul
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "The thing is I don't have access to a soul right now."; unused_2 = "So if shit goes turn-ways, I can't clean it up."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Someone down here is going absolute ham on a shamisen."; unused_2 = "Just straight-up hammering out the tunes like Neil on a 4/13."; unused_3 = "Respect."; unused_4 = "...But also whatever they're playing has looped twice now and I don't think they're planning on stopping or switching tracks."; unused_5 = "I will be extremely surprised if I make it out of this with my sanity intact."; }
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Fretless instrument with three strings and a square drum. Sounds kind of like a banjo but spicier."; unused_2 = "It's notable for having a really weirdly-shaped pick that's wide enough that it strikes the drum."; }