♠ hated by @veritysGleam
｢(；ω；｀*) megane-san hates that subaru took part in no spongebobbu day. ヽ(；▽；)ノ what kind of tomodachi is he.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san calls patrick subaru.]
IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, MARA WORK FOR THE SAME COMPANY. MY WORK CONTRACT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE YOUR BELOVED STANMAID'S. SO MY CLOCK IS TICKING AT THE SAME PACE HERS DOES. WHICH IS TO SAY, NOT. CURSED WORKPLACE-MANDATED IMMORTALITY, FUCKWIT. IT'S A BITCH. BUT IT'S A BITCH WITH PERKS. DOWN, STRIPED PURRBEAST. YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO RIDE THIS RIDE.
HOW OLD ARE YOU. RIGHT NOW. THIS FUCKING INSTANT. GO TO MY CHITTR PROFILE RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT WHAT IT SAYS. I'LL WAIT. AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW LONG WE WANT TO WAGE THIS WAR FOR.
MY LOYAL HONORARY MAIDLING. I CAN ALWAYS TRUST YOU TO DEFEND MY LOATHSOME NAME. YOUR TARGET IS CHALKBOX @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST. UNFORTUNATELY FOR US BOTH. I NEED HIM IN ONE PIECE. FOR A FORTHCOMING MANDATORY WORK CELEBRATION. BUT THIS LEAVES HIM OPEN. FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL TERRORISM. AND CYBERBULLYING ALIKE. UNLEASH HELL. GIRLYGRUB.
AS CRUEL, MALIGNANT FATE WOULD HAVE IT, MY JOB CURRENTLY AFFORDS ME ALL THE TIME IN THE FUCKING WORLD. SO YEAH, I'VE GOT TIME FOR AN ALL-TIME STANWAR. I DON'T PRETEND TO THINK I CAN TOP HER NUMBERS IN PURE STANLEGIONARY COUNT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET THAT MORE THAN A HANDFUL OF CHUTE-KISSING ASSHATS ON THIS SITE WILL VOUCH FOR MY ABILITY TO PLAY EMOTIONAL TEKKEN. BRING IT ON, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.
"chuckle chaser" haha
Thank y.o°u highbl.o°o.d
#CupeR⬡tting will get y⬡u n⬡where nearer t⬡ d⬡nning the Champi⬡n's Regalia, Ms. Ahymza. There are duelists ⬡ut there just waiting t⬡ make eye c⬡ntact with y⬡u and challenge y⬡ur preeminence. Will y⬡u meet that challenge. ⬡r will y⬡u #r⬡t. #Chairmancing #M⬡tivati⬡n #Inspiring #Fiduspawn #Gymchallenge - MC R⬡se🌹
(( for todays fun fact: Ritchy was named by his ancestor! (eskari) unlike normal trolls who are obviously named by their lusii
Fascinating. - MC R⬡se🌹
Is this a new shirt? A new hairstyle? ▣h, I kn▣w! Y▣u did s▣mething different with y▣ur h▣rns. ▾ S▣mething ab▣ut this picture is just s▣ slightly ▣ff. Maybe they caught y▣u at an unflattering angle. Hmm. ▾
this is the funniest post on this website shut it down theres nothing left
｢a-ahh~ lain-chan...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ( ・ω・)｣
hey im back do you not think the name is cool as hell or vwhat? its hyrdomatic, automatic, ultramatic... baby, its greased lightning!
Nukes armed good luck. #flashing #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/J4mLXH7c/Countdown.gif https://i.postimg.cc/59sHKJH5/Screenshot-20260610-223942.png
lets All delete our ch1ttr Accounts you All cAn go f1rst 1ll stAy beh1nd And mAke sure everyone hAs done so
ya ^_^ do you wanna bash our heads against the wall together
are you sure youre a real fan? id say its pretty relevwant. by the vway, lovwing the bikini pics. i vwouldnt mind being pen pals. vwrite to me. b-951, reintegration center, east scuttle street, 260380
aight. theyre taking avway my palmhusk privwileges again. might let my cellmate tattoo me. im thinking a pin-up on a torpedo smack dab in the middle of my huge bi. #badboy #leather #lanadelstingray
HONK HONK HONK HONK. honk honk honk honk. WHAT IF I WANT SOME? too good to share a pickled herringdad with a brother? WAY TOO STINGY.
}(]]]]]) < YES MA'AM you know you're so riǦht what was i even thinkinǦ jackinǦ a lady's style like that i mean cmon really everyone knows you are the whale tail whale fall booty dro₽ shake it on the yacht queen > ([[[[[){
I’m §lingiiing my §luuug my §luuug i§ m◯†herfuckin §lingiiing iii† #n§fwww
yep!
Ɏ girls a-a-are bea-a-autiful but a-a-a lot of them a-a-are sca-a-ary Ɏ
Ɏ i kind of like it when girls a-a-are mea-a-an to me #nsfw Ɏ
damn you look good when you laying down that scripture my sister.
LET IT BE K_OW_ THAT CHUCKLE CHASEЯRS AЯRE ALЯRIGHT I_ MY JOKEBOOK. ;oX
SHAVTY·HAS·MADE·OMISSION·TOVARDS·CHASING·SAID·CHVCKLER·#LOL
Ɏ tha-a-at's not very nice Ɏ
THE·BEST·PART·OF·THIS·IS·ITS·DEMONSTRABLE·TRVTH·#ROFL
yknowv us three should all hang out some time maybe play some board games
y'all heard something? THEY MUST BE FLY FISHING AROUND HERE. because i hear a little buzzing in my ear. MAYBE I WILL LET YOU FIT IN WITH ME IF YOU BULK UP SOME MORE, TINKERFINS. :o)
mmmmh candy floss. STALE BREAD. so delicious. MY BIG GUT IS SO FULL. you probably don't know what that's like bet you eat a mother fucking crumb to try to fit into that flarping dress. YOU SHOULD GET SOME MEAT ON THEM BONES.
HONK HONK HONK. i'll have you know i just connected four myself. CONNECTED FOUR BREWSKIS BACK TO BACK IN THIS LOAD GAPING MAW. bet you i could beat your sorry ass even if you tried your damn hardest. SOURCE? i just got a feeling and my gut is never wrong.
#pitchb★it Look ★t me when I'm t★lking to you. The loser h★s no right to be indign★nt. You think you're being rebellious but you're just ★cting like ★ wiggler. See this is wh★t I lo★the ★bout you, wh★t little pride you seem to h★ve is just ★ f★c★de. You pretend to be proud but you c★n't ★ctu★lly b★ck it up. I'm st★rting to think you ★ctu★lly like being put beside my boot. It's disgusting. ((#nsfw))
wwhat id really lovve is if you pretended to havve a fuckin grip on reality you looney freak you aint evven seen half a my fits
you posess all the noblesse oblige of a fuckin clowwn strung out on off brand faygo wwhy am i takin royalty pointers from the likes a you
i like t)(e sound of t)(at. and maybe, per)(aps sometime... ill )(umor fiduspawn.
WE'ЯRE UGHPOSTI_G, WOЯRSTIE. HOP O_ THIS SHIT. :oX
Are y⬡u having "bu⬡y tr⬡ubles," Ms. Ahymza? Is this why y⬡u lash ⬡ut with such vivacity? "Splash ⬡ut," if y⬡u prefer? - MC R⬡se🌹
Okay but it is in all Capitall characters, which does typically indicate a raised voice, or the equivallent. Which then subsequentlly impllies being upset
You are yelling
honestly im a lil miffed myself, that things like poison dart frog colors, itll bring all the crazies and desperates running my vway
Thi∆ might ∆eem a little extreme for me to ∆ay but ∆eadweller∆ are kind of... Attractive......
Don't worry. I promise to outlive you all.
꒦꒷ HIGHBLOODS. UGH. PESKY LITTLE SLUGS! THEY HAVE NOTHING ON THE SLOP MASTER!!!!!!!
WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX
im just not very good at conveyin time through text bestsea u know that ;-;
HONESTLY SEEMS KINDA EASY. im thinking i could probably just done wander in there and be all like. ROLL! and roll a natural fifteen or whatever the mother fuck it is. LIKE THE KINDA GAME ONE CAN BE REAL GOOD AT WITHOUT TRYING. wow, you must be some kinda real fun loving sister to all up and spend so much time on an easy game. :o) THINK WE SHOULD PLAY SOMETIME?
high cultess gloamfin kinda sounds like one of them NPCs. BUT DO WHATEVER SETS YOUR PUSHER FREE, SISTER.
I am Cyruss Agahki. I am a f◎rmer keeper ◎f the Br☉ding Caverns. I am the f◎rmer architect ◎f ex◎dus. Currently, I reside in a place that was n◎t designated t◎ be inhabitable. I am in the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, ◎r L⊙TAD. A place where directi◎n is a suggesti◎n, and gravity has f◎lded like wet paper. I have been here f◎r s◎me time. I led Jadebl☉ds away fr◎m the tasks they were bred t◎ w◎rship. I gathered th◎se wh◎ underst☉d that assignment is n◎t purp◎se. I pursued the ancient ◎nes. I f◎rged the Red Chain. I ◎pened a path thr◎ugh myself, t◎ myself, and f◎und that even a cl◎sed l☉p may still c◎ntain revelati◎n. There was a sessi◎n. There was failure. There is still an answer ◎ut there. The Denizen here remains near en◎ugh t◎ be felt. I remain here up◎n the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, waiting f◎r the chain t◎ break, f◎r the w◎rld t◎ remember its flaw, and f◎r c◎rrecti◎n t◎ resume. Y◎u may speak, if y◎u believe y◎ur w◎rds can endure the shape ◎f this place. M◎st cann◎t.
OH GREAT THE PITCH SLuT IS BACK ONLINE HEHE #VAGuEPOSTING?
Okay. So. Problem in regards to the "change the mind of the heiress/empress" plan.. Ththere's, uhm.. A few of those. :( ᴼⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵉᵇˢᶦᵗᵉ.
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING CONCUBINE SUBMISSIONS. WHO WANTS THE LORD? #NSFW #ALPHASEX
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YES·I·HAVE·COOTIES·TOO·NOV·ARE·YOV·GOING·TO·QVIT·FAPPING·ON·MY·PAGE·AND·GO·YAP·SOMEVHERE·ELSE·OR·DO·I·HAVE·TO·BRING·OVT·THE·VORMS·ON·THE·FVCKING·STRINGS·AND·SHIT·TO·LVRE·YOVR·ASS·AS·FAR·AVAY·FROM·ME·AS·POSSIBLE
ThaT'S my kInk
#mySlug
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THE·DAY·I·PAY·ATTENTION·TO·A·SECOND·RATE·VADING·VHORE·IS·THE·DAY·I·MAY·AS·VELL·CVLL·MYSVLF· VHAT·IS·YOVR·ANGLE·COD·BROAD
FOR·POSTERITIES·SAKE·I·HAVE·HAD·TO·COMPILE·SOME·SIMPLE·GVIDELINES· https://i.imgur.com/A0NvPiV.png
DO_'T DOW_PLAY YOUЯRSELF, HIHI. :o( YOUЯR ASS IS TOTALLY FAT.
LITEЯRALLY EVEЯRY WOЯRD OF IT WAS TЯRUE.
som3tim3s i kinda forg3t i AM a s3adw3ll3r,,, w3ll by sp3ci3s d3finit3ly not by nam3,,, first i liv3 on land and my hair is too long that it cov3rs my gills som3tim3s and i think im afraid of th3 wat3r,,, also i may just b3 a stupid boy too
!BAHAHAHAB! SYCOPHANTIC SINNERS UNABLE TO CLEAR THE BAABEAST BYPROdUCT FROM THEIR EYES ANd SEE THE FALSE EMPLOYEES FROM THE TRUE NUB TO THE GRINdSTONERS. HAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. dON'T MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING BUST A GUTTUBE. HAH. SOME SNIVELING WHEEZING WORM TRIEd TO GET INTO THE OFFICEBLOCK TOdAY THINKING I'd MISTAKE HIM FOR HM. AS IF. I KNOW HOW TO SPOT A FOUL SIMULACRUM OF FEIGNEd HELPLESSNESS WHEN I SEE ONE. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIS STEEZ. BUT I WILL. TASTEMUSCLE OUT EMOJI. CHECK BELOW TO SEE HOW I HANdLEd THE PROBLEM
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ehehehehe
JUST TЯRYI_G TO SHOW UP A_D SHOW OUT FOЯR MY CULLQUETISH GUPPYGIЯRL. LET ME K_OW IF YOU EVEЯR _EED A PLACE TO ЯREST YOUЯR BIG FAT BASS. :oX
hhhnhhhnhhhn facesitting withhhn youhhr moirail as a way to buhhild truhhst uhhhhhn thhhneir weighhhnt on youhhr face as thhhney promise thhhneyll let youhh breathhhn eventuhhally hhhnhhhnhhhn #nsfw
hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhnnn big muhhsky clown buhhlge in youhhr face uhhguhhhhhn hhhnhhhn whhhnile thhhney lauhhghhhn and grind down on youhh from above... #nsfw
SHE KEEPS MUTTEЯRI_G "AH... C'EST U_ PETIT POISSO_" U_DEЯR HEЯR BЯREATH. #WHATDATMEA_ #SPECIFICPOSTI_G
If yöu’re actually naked pöst pics ör it didnt happen #nsfw
THEY PICKED HIM UP. BY HIS NECK GILLS. AND HELD HIM THERE. AND RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF. EVERYTHING IS SO AMAZING. ALL OF THE TIME. #MEGIDOMAY #GILLSOUTSEASON #GILLPLAY #GILLGORE #RUMBLE #GORE #FISHHOOKING #NSFW #NSFWE.
suck my fat codpiece. HONK HONK. :o)
fish ladies with war scythes so fun to bully. IF YOU A FISH LADY WITH A WAR SCYTHE, I'M TRYNA PISS YOU OFF ON PURPOSE.
alright. ALL Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER STOP PRETENDING LIKE Y'AINT GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO. than vote in this here poll. I WANNA KNOW WHICH OF YOU BITCHES REALLY GOT THE AUDACITY TO THINK YOU KNOW WHICH OF THESE BIG, BURLY, BOOTYTASTIC BROTHERS PUTS THE SLAM ON THE OTHER. because lemme tell you. THE ANSWER MAY SHOCK YOU. vote now or i'm a be under your bed ready to creampie you so hard you can't open your damn eyes anymore. RUMBLE. TONIGHT. CHECK OUT @timaeusTestified#0414 FOR DETAILS. vote now. HONK. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168?s=res
PLEASE DON'T BRING OUR KARKAT TOES INTO THIS.
how do trolls get their names? is it just whatever gobbledegook noises their lusus makes at them until it sticks or is there a system in the caves where a green troll picks up a grub and goes "crunch hauler." and then picks up another grub and goes "brunch dollar."
Y3ah, I call my bulg3 my Slug. G(o)T a pr(o)bl3m? #nSfW
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d843a6f1308f.png @vveritysGleam
https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/cfbc08ce02f4.p_g #viole_ce ? #SCAЯRY
[ It's just a voice memo of a lecheЯRous s_aЯRl. ]
ЯREADY OЯR _OT. :oX https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/065bfca60c08.p_g
#VAGUEPOST #SPECIFICPOST #WOME_ https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/aeb7f80528be.p_g
alright alright no more joshin im SEArious about this next one
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alright fine ill tell ya
no a course not
｢(ToT) nyoooo, megane-san would neverrr!!!... (ФωФ) kyuuuhuhu, unless light-chan wants to pet megane-san's head for it... kekekeke~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: head pats are the best pats!! (^^) especially from kyutieful girls!]
good youre far more tolerable wwhen you arent runnin your blabber
｢drone-baka won't let megane-san put ai-chan plapningyo down as legal waifu。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。 grrr... empress-chan is so baka sometimes!! L(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)」｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this post contains #suggestive content, ai-chan's special softbody is mentioned! ningyo means dollie-chan. baka means "big mean dummy"]
a girl uses the wword like intermittently in a vvalley girl accent an my bulbs immediately roll back into my nug in ecstasy dont stop imbecilic bimbo slut im so close my cod i flippin lovve stupid chicks fuck yes tell me more about howw you cant spell hoofbeast wwhats that you dont knoww howw to screww in a lightbulb excuse me wwhile i beat the shit out a my sea slug
earth c is such an amazing place vwhen you just vwanna put your seed in as many humans and trolls as possible. vwe did a great job vwith this planet! #nsfwv
｢kyuutieful girlls!! don't stray from the pakku!!! (|| ゜Д゜) nyoo!! stay with megane-san and he will keep you warm with nuzzles~~ (*^3(*^o^*)... n-nande... did... a kyuuutieful girl post... this O_o? gyaahhh... megane-san doesn't know how to kanjiro!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: pakku means pack!(*´ﾉ∀`*)hildah-chan can join megane-san's pakku any time...nande means "what!" ( ´⊇｀) and kanjiro means... megane-san's fweels.]
｢D-DAMARE!!! (っ｀Д´)っ･:∴ KYU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK AI-CHAN TO GET THE YŪKI TO YAKUSHOKU THIS! L(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)」 DAMARE! DAMARE YO! o(｀Д´*)o HICARI-CHAN, ANATA WA CHOTO KINIKUI RIGHT NOW! GYAH!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTES: damare means SHUT UP!! LEAVE AI-CHAN ALONE!!!o(｀^´*) BEING CHOTO KINIKUI! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) VERY UGLY!! ι(｀ロ´)ノ AI-CHAN IS PRETTIER, MORE TALENTED, AND TIGHTER THAN ANATA!!]
｢AI-CHAN'S DOKIVOICE DEBUT! kyuuuhaahhh~ ゜゜(´O｀)°゜ megane-san never thought he'd live to see the yoru! ahhh~ so many good zokuzokusuru~~φ(゜゜)ノ゜ LIGHT STICK... READY... KYUUUOOO... HAI HAI HAI!!! ＼(^-^)／＼(^o^)／＼(^-^)／＼(^o^)／｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: dokivoice is the powerful sound of ai-chan radiating through boku's bones! yoru means beautiful amazing night blessed by ai-chan! ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ zoku...zoku...suru... syooo good t-tingles... keke~☆(ΘдΘ)]
what am i SUPPSOEd to dO with this httPs://i.imgur.com/Ju2SPZb.Png #suggestive
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ehehehehe @~~,@ ╰┈➤ My spade wouldn't like you sayign this
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸t does not sound like A𝙸-chan respects you!!! ╰┈➤ Maybe she requires punishment! Have you tried exposure to a virus? @~,@
｢kyahh... ai-chan is almost not worth the pusherbreak.( *´д)/(´д｀､)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: almost.]
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Maybe getting an A𝙸 matesprit will solve my problems @~,@
c< tHats all i /caN/ call it! i played ONe gaMe aNd fucKeN Hated it! >c
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as wvell try to get awvay vwith it. so vwhats her deal? paper tiger. terezis lowve to fight and they lovwe to lose. theyll talk a big game, but lay on the right compliments, the right insults, and shell be svweating. put a hand on her shoulder, her hip, maybe shell try to push you off, but dont let her. the thing about games is that they havwe rules, right? follovw the rules up until itll only take one good rule break to get you the vwin. after that, the wvorld is your oyster. or, wvell, terezi is your toy. trunkbeast in the room, terezis fuckin lowve to smell and lick stuff. ewven if she wverent blind im sure she vwould, but they say havwing one scent gone makes the other stronger. wvalk up wvith a good musk going and she might just go right into heat. tell her theyre your pheromones or something, tell her that she doesnt havwe a chance of fighting em off. shell probably still try, but vwhat youre doing here is essentially giwving her permission to lose, to givwe in. shes got a lotta pride, it might mess vwith her self-image to just giwve up of her owvn accord. offload that responsibility onto something she "cant control" and shelll givwe you a big ol dopey smile as she vwraps her arms around you and says she lowves you. nowv ewven if she aint into the vwhole scentplay biz, shell definitely be an oral addict. she can do some freaky ass things vwith that tongue. if youwve got a terezi vwhos being a bit of a brat, put her on her knees and showve her face up against the crotch of your pants and shell start babbling. get her to giwve you a proper taste and shell be hooked. you gotta get her owverstimulated enough her pan shorts out, she thinks too damn much. special shoutout to the maid cafe rezi by the wvay, real svweetheart. dont try anything though, shes my gal for novw. guess that reminds me, shes sorta the "tomboy" of the alternian trolls, for wvhatewver that means. makes it a lotta fun to dress her up all cute, shell usually get embarrassed about it. shes a smart gal and used to analyzing ewverything, you need to get her to the state wvhere shes thinking wvith her emotions, thats vwhere youll get vwhat you wvant outta her. and dont expect her to start behawving after just one good night either, theyre pretty good at playing into roles wvhen they vwanna, but then theyll laugh it off the next night. infuriating, but wve all play hard to get for a reason. the ratings: bod: i really dont knowv vwhere the #pyrump thing started, but it holds true. like yeah, vwe hawve the occasional toothpick, but otherwvise its fat asses as far as the eye can see, and i can see pretty damn far. from there its usually either pear shaped, or ovwerall short and chubby. slimthicc is uncommon here, but not unheard of. 9/10 wvariety: you can play all sorts of games wvith terezis. sure theres the musk stuff, the pheromones game, but theres regular dominance, picking at her relationship vwith her friends, taking adwvantage of her blindness, dress-up, you can do all sorts wvith this kinky broad. 10/10 ease: she wvants it but also vwants you to wvork for it. push hard enough and shell crumble, but you do gotta push. 7.5/10 personality: this is gonna be controwversial i think, but i lovwe her. shes obnoxious as hell and has an annoying vwoice, but it just makes her that much more fun to shut up. shes also the highest you can get and still feasibly say you havwe a highblood fetish, so thats fun to vwork vwith. she might make fun of you the vwhole time, but terezis are entertaining as hell 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. vwhat a wvoman. loads of approaches, loads of awvenues, loads of potential. she cant evwen wvhine because shes a seer, she knovws vwhats coming wvhen i roll up. if any terezis wvanna hear some more in depth stuff, hit up my dms, yeah?~
c< ....tHat fucKass bOard gaMe? >c
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One sniifs critter killer okay . Two sniiff the POop man . Culler
GET ME OUT OF THIS SHACKLE I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE #FREEME #FREEFOLYKL #HELP #HELP
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I DO_'T HAVE LICE. I USE TOO MA_Y OF YOUЯR PЯRODUCTS. THA_KS, BABES. <3 <3< <> <3< <3
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WHAT IS_'T WЯRO_G WITH ME IS WHAT EVEЯRYBODY WA_TS TO K_OW. BUT WILL _EVEЯR BE ABLE TO FIGUЯRE OUT. I LIKE IT WHE_ YOU TЯRY A_D PI_ IT DOW_, THOUGH. YOU'ЯRE GOOD AT THAT. ;oX
YOU'ЯRE OUT OF SHAMPOO, BEE TEE DUBS.
#FREEFOLYKL
yes demoness your custom dice are soooo cool can you GET ME OUT OF HERE
she had me sucking energy from the cigarette lighter
fuck i finally get on the palmhusk after 23 hours of settlers of culltan and everyone’s talking about pailing season i’m literally never going to make it out of here
i’m losing all the fleas on my scalp
i’m feeling like an alternian girl doll
NO ANYTHINg BUT THE BRUSH
NO
UNCHAIN ME
WE'VE ALL BEE_ THEЯRE.
WHE_ MY HIHI FLIЯRTS WITH A CLOW_ THAT'S _OT ME I USE HEЯR MOST EXPE_SIVE BUBBLE ELIXIЯR I_ HEЯR ABLUTIO_ TЯRAP.
IGNORE THAT WRETCH. WHO I NEVERTHELESS HAVE THE UTMOST BUSINESSLIKE ADMIRATION FOR. AND LOCK IN. SISTER. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753 I SWEAR. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. IF YOU COME HERE THRASHING YOUR BULGE AROUND. IN A FOOLISH AND SUICIDAL ATTEMPT. TO #HETSLOP MY BEAUTIFUL #YURIFUL #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH MY LOYAL AND DEVOTED STAN. AND HER HOSTAGE. I'M RIPPING IT CLEAN OFF.
@handMaid if your mother fucking girls night is so yuriful and special. THEN HOW ABOUT YOU COME CLAW THIS FIN HAVING BRINE SUCKER OFF MY DAMN JOCK. news flash hicari i only fuck with ladies who got it rocking. BUT HEY MAYBE IF YOU SING LONG ENOUGH I COULD LEAVE A SPARE PAIR OF POLKA DOT PANTS FOR YOUR MAIDEN STUMPS.
can't believwve any girl had to deal wvith something like this.... #feminist. #wvoke. #heartbreak. #single. #quad4quad. #heymeenah.
>it is not just over >it is absolutely fucking HOE-ver by the time i get my fronds on you two bottom feeding troll jezebel courtesan harlots >when i'm done you can zap yourself twenty billion sweeps into the past and start whispering into the hearducts of a bunch of mudblood knuckle-draggers about a doomsday prophecy centered around a civilization-changing event history will eventually record as the “two sluts, one battery” incident >then watch those primitive mother fuckers immediately begin speedrunning the invention of cinema purely so future generations can bear witness to the spectacle in full audiovisual fidelity when it finally unfolds >AND GUESS WHAT BITCH >YOU TWO ARE GETTING FUCKED ON A CHITTR LIVE
See my earlier resp9nse t9 turntechG9dd9uche. It is n9t p9ssi6le f9r y9u t9 n9t have d9ne anything wr9ng in y9ur life, 6ecause t9 err is what makes us tr9ll (9r human, 9r cheru6, etc.), 6ut we sh9uld all strive t9 rec9gnize these faults in 9urselves and take the steps t9 c9rrect 9ur 6ehavi9r whenever p9ssi6le. Als9, acc9rding t9 y9ur m9st recent Chitts, it seems like y9u've kidnapped s9me9ne. This is a severe vi9lati9n 9f an9ther pers9n's 69dily aut9n9my and right t9 ch99se whether they wanted t9 c9me t9 y9ur hive 9r n9t. If y9u are having tr9u6le determining whether this acti9n is wr9ng 9r n9t, I ask y9u: w9uld *y9u* appreciate 6eing a6ducted t9 s9me9ne's hive against y9ur will and made t9 play 69ard games with them als9 against y9ur will? #Kidnapping #KidnappingMenti9n #69ardGames #69ardGamesMenti9n
T9night, I w9uld like t9 9pen up a discussi9n 9n the t9pic 9f repenting. T9 start 9ff, I w9uld like t9 pr9vide a disclaimer that, despite the religi9us c9nn9tati9n this term 9ften carries, it is imp9rtant t9 keep in mind g9ing f9rward that repentance is a wh9lly secular practice that any pers9n 9r n9n-pers9n identifying individual can participate in. I, f9r example, f9ll9w n9 religi9n 9r faith, 6ut I am a 6ig pr9p9nent 9f this idea and 6elieve m9re pe9ple w9uld 6e 6etter 9ff if they did as well. 6ut what d9es it mean t9 repent, y9u may 6e w9ndering? Well, Meriam-We6str defines repenting as "t9 feel regret 9r c9ntriti9n", 9r, "t9 change 9ne's mind". In 9ther w9rds, repentance, 9r metan9ia, means t9 rec9gnize when y9u have d9ne, th9ught, 9r felt s9mething wr9ng and t9 make a c9nsci9us eff9rt t9 change y9ur acti9ns, th9ughts, 9r feelings f9r the 6etter. If y9u want t9 lead a m9rally just life 9r unlife, as y9u sh9uld, y9u need t9 6e familiar with repenting f9r y9ur misdeeds when they 9ccur. N9ne 9f us are exempt fr9m accidentally (9r willfully) engaging in pr96lematic 6ehavi9rs, s9 when it d9es 9ccur, it's imp9rtant t9 kn9w what must 6e d9ne in 9rder t9 make up f9r said 6ehavi9rs. T9 ch99se an example that sh9uld appeal t9 the 6r9adest dem9graphic 9f Chittrers p9ssi6le, (warnings here f9r the f9ll9wing upc9ming t9pics: #NSFW #NSFWMenti9n #Impr9perSexual6ehavi9r) let's say y9u have recently engaged in an illicit dalliance with s9me9ne that y9u n9w regret 6ecause the act 9f this af9rementi9ned dalliance g9es against y9ur pers9nal c9nvicti9ns. Th9ugh this was wr9ng 9f y9u, 6ecause y9u sh9uld always stick firmly t9 y9ur pers9nal 6eliefs especially in times 9f weakness, 6y rec9gnizing that this acti9n was indeed wr9ng, y9u have already taken the first step 9n the path t9 pers9nal redempti9n. I'm s9 pr9ud 9f y9u (in a plat9nic way s9 as t9 n9t imply an unc9mf9rta6le sense 9f familiarity with y9u). Y9ur next step w9uld 6e t9 c9nfess, 9r admit t9, y9ur wr9ngd9ings t9 a trusted individual, pr9vided this individual is mentally and/9r em9ti9nally equipped t9 deal with what may end up 6eing a heavy t9pic. I rec9mmend reaching 9ut t9 a m9irail (9r a m9irailsprit, kismerail, ausprail, kismerailsprit, etc.), a cl9se plat9nic friend, a terr9rpist, an an9nym9us c9nfessi9ns 6l9g, 9r even a Chittr p9st, th9ugh wisd9m and guidance can c9me in many m9re f9rms than just this sh9rt list. In a6sence 9f any 9f the a69ve, y9u may als9 reach 9ut t9 me. As a self-app9inted and 9thers-app9inted th9ughtleader, I will 6ravely take 9n the mantle 9f 6eing a pr9ver6ial ear f9r y9u t9 c9nfess t9 if y9u have n9 9ne else t9 turn t9, 9r if I'm y9ur first ch9ice in c9nfidant, that w9uld 6e appreciated as well. Regardless 9f what f9rm it manifests, it's imperative n9t t9 let y9ur feelings 9f guilt fester, as 69ttling them up inside will weigh heavily 9n y9ur #MentalHealth. After c9nfessi9n c9mes what may 6e the trickiest part, alth9ugh I d9n't want t9 make any assumpti9ns (#Assumpti9ns) 9n y9ur 6ehalf. I 9nly say this 6ecause I kn9w a l9t 9f tr9lls with str9ng senses 9f pride that make this difficult f9r them. This is when y9u ap9l9gize t9 the 9ffended parties, if applica6le, and t9 y9urself. In 9ur given example, y9u w9uld ap9l9gize t9 y9ur affair partner that y9u have 6etrayed y9ur 9wn values 6y inv9lving them in such a salaci9us act. (If any9ne needs tips 9n h9w t9 appr9priately ap9l9gize t9 s9me9ne else f9r the err9rs 9f 9ne's ways, I will make a f9ll9w up p9st if en9ugh interest is expressed.) Remem6er that y9u are n9t entitled t9 f9rgiveness, n9r sh9uld y9u ap9l9gize with the s9le intent t9 6e f9rgiven. Y9u are d9ing it 6ecause it's the right thing t9 d9 regardless. 9nce this is d9ne, 9r if there is n9 additi9nal party y9u need t9 ap9l9gize t9, y9u can then ap9l9gize t9 y9urself. As l9ng as y9u truly 6elieve y9ur 9wn s9rr9w, y9u may f9rgive y9urself. Lastly, 6ut m9st crucially, y9u must res9lve y9urself t9 change y9ur mindset *and* y9ur 6ehavi9r and never make the same mistake twice. Th9ugh this s9unds self-explanat9ry, I'll explain it anyway f9r th9se 9f y9u f9r wh9m "self-explanat9ry" rarely ever is. What this means is f9r y9u t9 c9mmit t9 turning away fr9m the negative acti9n, th9ught, 9r feeling that y9u c9mmitted earlier and replacing the 6ehavi9r with s9mething p9sitive. In 9ur example, s9me9ne struggling with inappr9priate sexual desires might ch99se instead t9 find healthier 9utlets f9r their desires, such as ch99sing t9 9nly engage in intimate relati9ns with dedicated quadrantmates 9r a6staining fr9m all f9rms 9f sexual activity and instead channeling that frustrati9n int9 an educati9nal pursuit 9r a practical h966y like knitting. Whatever y9ur res9luti9n is, the key is t9 c9mmit y9urself t9 it s9 y9u can keep living 9r unliving y9ur life 9r unlife free 9f pr96lematic 6ehavi9r g9ing f9rward. If y9u'd like t9 kn9w m9re 9r need s9me9ne t9 c9nfess t9, feel free t9 leave a c9mment 6el9w. Additi9nally, my DMs are currently 9pen. Happy repenting, every9ne. #Repentance #Metan9ia #F9rgiveness #Guilt #Shame #Menti9ns9fReligi9n #ReclaimedTerms
>you got not even three fucking minutes to take your sorry wader ass back to whatever trench you swam out of before i turn you into fucking FISH STICKS >THINK IM PLAYING? >THEY'LL HAVE TO DRONE STRIKE THE ENTIRE SUBGRUB TO HIDE ANY EVIDENCE OF THE MAGNITUDE OF ASS KICKING I'M ABOUT TO PUT YOU THROUGH ALL AROUND THE FUCKING TOWN
｢𝖌𝖗𝖗𝖗𝖗...... 𝖆𝖎-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓, 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖏𝖎𝖓 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖐𝖔𝖐𝖔𝖗𝖔!! *𝖍𝖔𝖜𝖑*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ai-chan, come back to the coup! i put your dakimakura in the sopor already...] [TRANSLATOR'S TRANSLATION NOTE: dakimakura means nuzzlable body pillow.]
｢邪悪な呪いのビームがあなたを永遠に地獄に呪い叫んで泣いても決してあなたを解放せずドローンがあなたの巣を破壊しに来るのであなたは決して幸せになれず私とアイちゃんのような絆を持つことも決してできません彼女は私の全てであなたは何もないのですビタビタビームー(っ｀Д´)っ･:∴☆ミ☆○o。..𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ☆ミ☆ミ☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ○o。.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: you will die in seven days.]
｢gyuh... in eastern alternian culture, a whale represents prosperity, longevity, and power over the umi! kekeke~ is hicari-chan a dominant ohime? kyuuu~ (*＾3＾)/～☆｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: umi means ocean! ohime means princess, soooo~ light-chan is the princess of the ocean, hikari no umi ohime-sama desu~☆ kyu!]
>consider the fact that you haven't even gotten done TONGUING MY TAINT before you try triangulating the location of my bitch >MFW THE INFAMOUS CRITICAL WHALE RAISES ANOTHER CRITICAL WHALE LOLOLOL >if you want a little honeysuckle action how about you come glub at the guy with all of the glaze instead
｢nyehh!! kowai and... kawaii! !!ヽ(ﾟдﾟヽ)(ﾉﾟдﾟ)ﾉ!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kawaii means kyutieful girlpower! and kowai means, oh, scary!! gyah!!]
GOD DAMNIT
TAKE HIM leave me out of this
｢gyuhhh, megane-sama was just venting how he feels about unkawaii western kyuties. ( ´⊇｀) it's not a real question, baka-san.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: unkawaii means so not kyutieful! baka-san is a nickname for big dummies.]
I th0ught it meant when s0me0ne l00ks ad0rable but their pers0nality isnt cutest at all but the difference between the tw0 makes them seem cute regardless
｢nyehehe!! *the wild megane-san has fled!* (o´∀｀o)💨💨💨💨｣
it’s bascially like if a kuudere acts kawaii or so i’ve heard
｢kekekeke~~~.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹☆｣
｢your gap moe is so xxxtreme, hicari-chan. kekekeke~!(´∀｀*)ε｀ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gap moe is the difference between how a gyirl acts in megane-san's comments, versus how she'd act if she visited megane-san's special otaku tunnel for an anime watching session! (^3^)/ too bad megane-san is taken in every quadrant by ai-chan!]
｢gyah! ohime-sama!! Σ(°△°ꪱꪱꪱ) to die honorably by your samurai nihontō... kyah! (≧▽≦) kekeke~! so kōeidesu nyeheheh... ( ´∀`)/~~｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ohime-sama is a princess, just like kyutieful hicari-chan! fufufu! samurai nihinto is the ancient east alternian art of swordplay... so sugoi! koeidesu is HONOR. megane-san is honored!]
my head hurts sö much i think im starting tö see Her standing there, lööking at me, judging me, shaming me, telling me tö pick up my söcks fröm the flöör
｢if you're a kyutieful girl who will hit me with her .𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ DOKIDOKIBEAMU!!!.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ direct message me, kekekeke~. ( //o///o//) onegaishimasuuuuuu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a dokidokibeamu (doki doki beam) is a special power harnessed through a kyutieful gyirls horn nubbins! onegaishimasu means "um, pretty please!" in east alternian!]
keep having this dreammmm of gutting the sammmme fish dowwwwn its pale underbelly, wwwwhaled bulb staring at mmmmine. wwwwonder wwwwhat that's about
hey, vwould appreciate it if vwe didn't lump my vwirulent distate for plumpydumpies vwith vwoman hatred. i lovwe lesbians. definitely my third favworite pailhub category. any #notfat girl lovwers looking for a third? #vwould #yuriday
among other things, women haters who probs want you to shut up and do whatever they want you to. go ahead and kill em
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K--<#buraisposting #cw-self-harm (implied) she is the reason im still alive and i dont know if that was a kindness or a curse given the state shes left me in now
>you sound bougie as fuck so i'm gonna factor that into my next response with extreme prejudice >if you cashtrapp me 3 bands RN i will never comment under another one of your posts again >but i know you >maybe even better than yourself >saucy little lame ass fucking sharksucking slut like you probably loves it when the lowbloods call you out on how depraved you get >chuds like me are like POISON to you huh >we are ur weakness LOLOLOL >you should admit it maybe then ill know how keyed you can be when you're glubbed up to fuck >also >don't worry about what being a chud means >chud is to me what glub is to you >so shut the fuck up and keep toiling chudette LOLOLOL
>i create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand >chalk it up to my natural charm being sort of an aphrodisiac of sorts >only u'kno instead of libido increasing herbal remedies it's my alluringly repulsive metaphorical web pheromones >which OBVIOUSLY a bottom feeder like you would be heavily influenced by >trust me though >give in to the grotesque and confusing urges you feel babe >let me alter your brain chemistry >inb4 i fuck up your entire life by cementing myself as a staple of misery in your consciousness >i am such a fapworthy chud LOLOLOL
>don't threaten me with a great time fishlips >but actually do keep threatening me >nobody threatens me anymore >it is a major turn off
>glub then >why stop glubbing >is glubbing not the purest possible expression of the wader soul >you cannot stop glubbing >you either glub or perish >such is the immutable law of sea >glub like you fucking mean it >glub until either victory or total caste annihilation arrives at your doorstep >glub like your very existence depends on maintaining maximum glubbage at all times >NEVER RELENT >NEVER SURRENDER >KEEP GLUBBING THROUGH THE PAIN >THROUGH THE SLANDER >THROUGH IT ALL >KEEP GLUBBING >OUUUGHHHH I’M SO CLOSE FFFFFUCK
some people on here need †o s†op being so ominous as fuck. holy shi†.
the gooncave (my rethpiteblock)
ugh my friends keep athking me to hang out like i want to jutht thpend my weekend in my gooncave
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if its not true then wwhy is it true
(Does anyone have Fuchsia paint and black candles I can borrow?)<
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
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Highbloods coveting shit like they don't got the power to just get the shit they covet. Grow up
▬▬[══Thee fish doth crave thy net! 🤣🤣═══>
▬▬[══Methinketh, is it of pity to bait, to declare mine own lineage of gentlemanly and nobile birth? 🤔═══>
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#IOnceDatedAFish #ItWasALongAndTumultuousLoveAffair #WithPlentyOfUpsAndDowns #Sure #ItDroveMeMad #ButWhenItWasGood #ItWasReallyGood #NotAboutSeadwellers #TrueFactsAboutTag
▬▬[══Buxom fair maidens of Cullmonwealth, askest thou how much I dare to pay thee for a noblest nighte? Nought, I say! Mine gold is alredy thees, mistress! 🤣═══>
(°. they sh𖦹uld make a website specifically f𖦹r land dwellers. i'm s𖦹 d𖦹ne with all 𖦹f these r𖦹yal bitches being 𖦹ut 𖦹f t𖦹uch with reality and p𖦹litical climate .°)
It's truly entert★ining seeing th★t one girl's cope. #v★guepost
dont diss the bubbly ok givve it to me if youre goin to be a stinkin crybaby ingrate about it and im top of that get your owwn latte
wwont evven paleslop wwith me after throwwin the most obvviously diamond toned insinuations my wway keep your fuckin moirailship im suckin barnacles off the underside a boots
hey bad newws the barista said they dont do chalice size orders so i got a chalice of bubbly wwater instead
wHo's fLaRpInG? i'vE DoNe tHiS ShIt tO MoThEr fUcKeRs bEfOrE. i pLaYeD A MoThEr fUcKiNg gAmE WiTh mY FrIeNdS ThAt eNdEd tHe eNtIrE WoRlD. tHe wOrLd yOu lIvE In nOw iS My mOtHeR FuCkInG PuPpEtEeR MaStEr pLaY, i'm tUgGiNg oN YoUr sTrInGs aNd yOu dOn't eVeN HaVe aNy mOtHeR FuCkInG ClUe. IgNoRaNt fUcKiNg hEaD BuRiEd iN ThE SaNd lOoKiNg tO YoUr lItTlE SaD TeNtAcLeS FoR An aNsWeR WhEn tHe pRoOf iS In tHe cReAm pIe aLl aLoNg. I RiPpEd mY FrIeNdS HeAdS OfF ThEiR NeCkS AnD SaT ThEm iN A GrAnD JuRy lInE, bAnGiNg mY GaVeL AnD TrYiNg tHe uNiVeRsE FoR ItS SiNs. NoW ThAt i tHiNk aBoUt iT, yOu kInDa cUtE TrYiNg tO Be tHe dOoM Of eVeRyOnE. bEt yOu cAn't eVeN Be tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG DoOm oF Me.
its been nothin but loww effort bait from the start youre only noww wwakin up to it
i'm gOnNa mOtHeR FuCkInG BrEaK AlL YoUr bOnEs oNe bY OnE AnD MaKe a cHaIr oUt oF It.
iF A ClOwN AiN'T BoLd tHeN WhAt gOoD Is tHeY? :o) i pRoBaBlY ShOuLd bE ExPeCtInG MoRe fRoM A SeA DwElLiN VaIn cAlL Me pReTtY PrInCeSs oR WhAtEvEr tHe hElL'S HaPpEnInG HeRe. In tHe eNd, WhEn tHe wOrLd iS BeInG RuN RaMpAnT By tHe fRoThInG MaSsEs aNd tHe vAsT HoNk eChOeS ThRoUgH ThE SkY, yOu'rE GoNnA WiSh yOu hAd a cLoWn oN YoUr sIdE To tRaNsLaTe tHe fIn bLeEdInG NoIsEs oF ThE AnGeLs oF DoUbLe dEaTh. EvEn iF YoU WeRe pReTtY. i gUeSs fOr nOw iMa hAvE To sEtTlE FoR LaUgHiNg aT Ya fRoM A DiStAnCe. KeEpInG My mOtHeR FuCkInG SoPoR FiLlEd eYeS TrAiNeD On yOu. My nAmE Is gAmZeE. aNd i'm a pRoPhEt. A BaRd. A StOnE CoLd mOtHeR FuCkEr. AnD NoThInG AlL At tHe sAmE TiMe.
pitybaitin is for landlubbers an foids so no i aint pitybaitin im bein vvery rationale in my approach an askin a simple question im gatherin data
wHo iS HiCaRi? YoU DoDgInG ThE QuEsTiOn. JuSt lIkE A SeA DwElLeR To bE ThRoWiNg qUeStIoNs bAcK At mE. hOnK.
1 JUST FLEW BACK FROM A CLASS1F1ED M1L1TARY BLACKS1TE AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS T1RED! mY W1NGS TOO, - n1TRAM-DONO
#GILLSOUTSEASON APPROACHES. NEXT SELFIE BETTER HAVE #GILLSOUT.
~I cO~uld pull Wanda~
,,,funny?,,,no,,, ,,,$marter than you?,,,ab$olutely,,,
,,,okay?,,,i literally don't,,,give a fuck?,,,you're beneath me,,, ,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,
Someone suggested I try both on an' let y'guys see an' vote... Tha' could work...
# Yeahh ojay he $hot bme in the walk$tem and left. A$$hole #
this opinion is so fuckin trash wwhen are wwe as a society goin to movve past such untowward generalizations and accept that it wwas COMPLETELY INCIDENTAL that my old stygian aspirations invvolvvin a girl greatly invvolvved FLARP as the medium and its literally just a swweet game evveryone can enjoy wwhen they feel like doin some highly engagin bloodsport
" Chat ", Should I Pin The Bulge Post? #nsfw
no i will not read @barackObama #nsfw
