♦ pitied by @veritysGleam
people keep mentioning a game i can’t find but something about it seems familiar genuinely the only shit that gives me the chills for some reason ugh whatever lmfao shits weird
That's It, I've Had Enough. You're All Going To The Torture Nexus.............
As of now, my current Bulge Queue is 12 Public. 1 Private. These reviews will be shorter uhm. on average. Unless i find there to be somethingparticularly interesting! #nsfw
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May8e sometime I will get to hear those fins flap flap flapping........ #vaguepost
... Who's going to inform him? ♥︎
I believe Rankmaid has experience being a foot stool.
takinng thinngs that do nnot belonng to me.
ohgoshiforgotallwhoimsupposedtogiveratings to #nsfw hopetheydontpunishme heheheh butnoseriouslydontbemad hhh Workingonthem!
Deprivation. Of comfort, of company, of just enough of their senses to be maddening. Crammed into a small, dark space for the rest of their days.
You're so #valid for this. Do what you must. - MC Oleana
does anyone wwant me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS A STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING CERTIFIED L BOZO BRUH MOMENT. Do: I AM THE BOZO. Do:
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gyunna unfollow gyuuuu guehehe
I think I'm Too Nerdy to Be at this Party, I haven't even Mentioned Being here till Now!!!
◌ There are some chitts I'm not sure how to react to. None of the reactions seem right. I want to acknowledge I have seen it, but express nothing besides, perhaps, confusion. ⧂
hUh? Oh nOtHiNg. YeAh, NaH I JuSt tYpOeD Is aLl. WhO ArE YoU? hOnK.
Y'△LL WHC SHCULD : △DD TC MY TRCLLM△D△CH: :SL△ND
1 JUST FLEW BACK FROM A CLASS1F1ED M1L1TARY BLACKS1TE AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS T1RED! mY W1NGS TOO, - n1TRAM-DONO
SOMETIMES. WHEN DOC SCRATCH DOESN'T WANT ME TO SPIT OuT MY MORNING VITAMINS. HE HIDES THEM IN A PIECE OF CHEESE. AS IF I DON'T KNOW THE FuCKING DIFFERENCE. THE ONLY REASON I FALL FOR IT. ON PuRPOSE MIND YOu. IS BECAuSE I GET TO CHEW THEM SHITS TO SMITHEREENS. NEGATING ANY HIPPIE DIPPIE BuLLSHIT THEY PuT IN MY SYSTEM.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTB1Z3VzZHh4MDRkemxzN2h6Z2cwcDJraHlhOTR6dTZmZmI2d29pMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OqwoS0eFiBSARiUicw/200.webp mewhenyourbulge. #nsfw
@mercurialGeloscopy #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. Okay. First purpleblood. We all know the problem here! Uh. They are off the CHARTS! So. I want you to keep in mind the concept that my ratings for these are subjective to their caste specifically. Not everyone is @murdererHonkhonk but at the same time, if they aren't, they are probably doing a lot better than anyone else! Hff. Strength is a 10. Uhm. This is the strongest bulge I've rated personally--Though, it's close to a certain fishy contender. Pliability is a 5. Average pliability! Length is a 7! Uhm. Pretty good. It can probably choke you! That's, uhm. You know. Fun! Girth is an 8! Hhhf. From base to tip it's thick. My jaw is hurting...just...thinking about it! X-Factor is a 0! He just has a good old fashion club! Secretions are offcolor. Lighter! #864ac7 Well hydrated troll despite his diet of alcohol. Uhm. But he does work out, so it's expected! Hhfff. He smells like...oil. Uhm I don't know how else to describe it? Motor oil, but it's...pleasant. It makes the tip of my nose tingle! He tastes like... blueberry yogurt? Uhm. Very nice. Creamy. His secretions are extra thick. So. Uhm. I can feel it palpably sticking to the roof of my mouth. Though it does, uhm, taste a bit like Faygo in the after taste. Specifically the grape! It weighs 2.9 pounds. Hfff the tip is fine. Lightly wider than the shaft just before it but still tapering.
1TS 0K4Y JUST T0 S4Y Y0UR3 UPS3T Y0U 41NT G3TT1NG 4NY P33P4W
Ok, guess there’s more women pitying me. #epicWin?
Should I try out ★ new type of sword?
- Ow #Ow #MyNugbone #MyGanderBuylb
INTELLECT DEVVOURER post ruined go home
wwhose leg do i havve to jump to get fivve shame please say yours please say yours please say yours
obligatory ate a horse post for the fuckin wweek
I assure that will not happen.
I'm afraid that won't be in the cards. I think its entirely possible that, from my perspective, the doom you speak of has already come to pass.
#GILLSOUTSEASON APPROACHES. NEXT SELFIE BETTER HAVE #GILLSOUT.
@herimperiousCondesce @gutsyGumshoe @cuttlefishCoddler @consternatedCaretaker @imperialDrone @imperiousCondescension @bettyCrocker @coronateCruelty is obama trustworthy my empresses? please don't explode me for asking. I love you. I love all of you. Praise upon you.
i'm in desperate need of a deep dish pizza with a concerning amount of pepperoni.
'Captainless Deckhand' is a moniker 8egging to 8e a8ducted 8y a raiding crew.
xx_CHCHOW_LOVES_RUNNING_shes_tired_now_ough_flop_xx
YES BUT YOU CAN BE A BOY WHO IS AMUSINGLY EVIL!!!~ HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
where all the hot bitches at wtf
... B-b-break t-tim-me... I can hid-de in t-the back and-d-d eat-t... ;;
yes, there IS funny business going on here.
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Why woulX I not wish to play with my fair anX terrible LaXy? /
Next time y0u feel sad and l0nely remember @cesarianAqueduct fucks m0re than y0u and then feel even w0rse #nsfw
You May Not Believe Me, But I Am In Fact Capable Of Liking My Friends In A Platonic Way. It's Just That Most Of My Friends Are Very Attractive And Flirt With Me Sometimes, And I Am Weak Of Will.
bout to pop two adderall and turn thi$$$ bitch up$$$ide down!!! If my chit$$$ $$$eem more $$$poradic than u$$$ual I am off that $$$HIT
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONE PIECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Oh my God, YES. FINALLY someone with culture appears on my timeline.
(°. everything ab𖦹ut this bulge guy deeply unnerves me. i feel like i've stumbled up𖦹n s𖦹mething i sh𖦹uldn't have seen .°)
ouch. my cannopy came apart. annd a stick hit me onn the nnugbonne.
# Yeahh ojay he $hot bme in the walk$tem and left. A$$hole #
this opinion is so fuckin trash wwhen are wwe as a society goin to movve past such untowward generalizations and accept that it wwas COMPLETELY INCIDENTAL that my old stygian aspirations invvolvvin a girl greatly invvolvved FLARP as the medium and its literally just a swweet game evveryone can enjoy wwhen they feel like doin some highly engagin bloodsport
I was asked to elaborate... on my power. Uhm. Meionics is an extraordinarily rare and poorly understood psionic mutation primarily associated with tactile-empathic resonance centered around reproductive tissue. Unlike conventional psionics, which tend toward communion with animals, insectoid organisms, or instinctive emotional impressions, Meionics functions through the detection and interpretation of bioelectric and hormonal activity originating from living genital structures. The ability does not allow direct mind reading. Instead, it interprets involuntary physiological and neurological responses with terrifying precision, creating something closer to an invasive emotional echolocation system than telepathy. A practitioner of Meionics can distinguish living tissue from artificial recreations almost instantly. Prosthetics, molded replicas, taxidermy, cloned flesh without active neural activity, and detached organs all produce “dead” or hollow signals. Living tissue emits a constant psychic resonance that experienced Meionics users describe as layered pulses of instinct, hormonal fluctuation, bloodflow rhythm, muscular tension, and subconscious emotional states. Arousal, fear, aggression, stress, shame, deception, illness, intoxication, and even exhaustion can subtly alter these signals. This made Meionics unexpectedly valuable to the Empire. Imperial intelligence divisions discovered that trained Meionics users could identify disguised infiltrators, detect hidden biological passengers aboard vessels, expose body doubles using artificial anatomy, and distinguish living organisms hidden within cargo or machinery. Smugglers attempting to bypass scans with prosthetics or cloned disguises often failed against Meionics inspection. The ability became particularly useful in anti-assassination efforts after several incidents involving surgically altered agents attempting to impersonate nobility or military personnel. The downside is catastrophic sensory overload. Living population centers are unbearable to most Meionics users. Crowds generate an incomprehensible storm of overlapping psychic signals that can cause migraines, panic episodes, dissociation, seizures, or violent mental breaks. Even proximity to a single highly emotional individual can become distracting or painful. Military barracks, public transit systems, feeding pits, and lowblood districts are often described by sufferers as psychic torture chambers. Because of this, severe isolation is common. Specialized environments are often constructed to dull the sensory strain. Lead-lined chambers, insulated hive walls, hormonal masking compounds, and signal-confusion environments filled with artificial decoys are used to muddy incoming resonance. Some users surround themselves with false anatomical signals or engineered organisms specifically bred to create harmless psychic “static” that dampens stronger incoming impressions. Communication through Meionics is technically possible, though unreliable and deeply invasive. Skilled users can intentionally project emotional states through controlled muscular and hormonal manipulation, allowing crude exchanges of instinctive information between compatible individuals. These exchanges are less like spoken conversation and more like transmitting emotional weather patterns directly into another nervous system. Misinterpretation is common. Prolonged exposure can create unhealthy emotional dependencies or identity confusion between participants. Many trolls consider Meionics obscene. Not necessarily because of its subject matter, but because it bypasses social performance entirely. Meionics users often become unsettlingly good at identifying insecurity, attraction, fear, dishonesty, or suppressed emotion regardless of what someone says aloud. This creates an atmosphere of paranoia around them. Some see them as freaks. Others see them as useful monsters. A few develop disturbing fascinations with them. Among underground psionic researchers, there are rumors that advanced Meionics practitioners eventually stop interpreting signals individually and instead perceive entire populations as vast interconnected emotional ecosystems of hunger, violence, reproductive instinct, and fear. Most records regarding long-term exposure outcomes remain classified by imperial authorities. As far as I know, I am the last living user of Meionics. @technicallyTimaeus I think this is helpful information based on inquiries I believe you were making following the Shades Incident. Uhm. #nsfw #bulgescience
# Oh, you've got to be pulling my walk$tem! That teal gun-toting a$$wipe i$ out$ide my work right now! I haven't $een him in almo$t a $weep, and now $uddenly he $how$ up after a po$ted a pi¢ture of him on ¢hittr! That one'$ on me, I $hould've known better. He'$ got a gun, but that'$ normal. I gue$$ I'll go $ee what he want$! If I don't ¢ome ba¢k I probably got $hot, but I don't think he would really do that to me, ha! #
tru probubbly
" Chat ", Should I Pin The Bulge Post? #nsfw
??why are you saying facts like theyre insults??
oh great fuckin graciousness a the empress herself im dealing wwith a loon that fuckin sea kraken wwill glub wwhen i decide it should go hungry you dumb fuck ingrate SEEK YOUR HATCHRIGHT AND PLUNGE YOUR PRONG INTO MY PUMPER then get the vvast fuckin glub you alwways wwanted #girlboss
stop doin this shit its makin the monster upset and noww im on a fuckin emergency lusus run
Well if its something so very important, feel free to enlighten me, hm? I'm glad you actually recognize your station though. Too many of noble blood these days who forget their duty to be better, hm?
I'll admit to being intrigued. You speak of horrors unknown to me. I will keep an eye on you.