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｢(；ω；｀*) megane-san hates that subaru took part in no spongebobbu day. ヽ(；▽；)ノ what kind of tomodachi is he.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: megane-san calls patrick subaru.]
wow! ive already been on here for a while and im seeing doubles! Perhaps this site requires further investigation of itself no?
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=>>yøu peøple are SICK in the head @crøesusKingpin @insøuciantFørewøMan https://files.catbøx.Møe/4yfk1g.png>>>
IN CASE YOU'VE FORGOTTEN, MARA WORK FOR THE SAME COMPANY. MY WORK CONTRACT LOOKS SOMETHING LIKE YOUR BELOVED STANMAID'S. SO MY CLOCK IS TICKING AT THE SAME PACE HERS DOES. WHICH IS TO SAY, NOT. CURSED WORKPLACE-MANDATED IMMORTALITY, FUCKWIT. IT'S A BITCH. BUT IT'S A BITCH WITH PERKS. DOWN, STRIPED PURRBEAST. YOU'RE NOT QUALIFIED TO RIDE THIS RIDE.
HOW OLD ARE YOU. RIGHT NOW. THIS FUCKING INSTANT. GO TO MY CHITTR PROFILE RIGHT NOW AND LOOK AT WHAT IT SAYS. I'LL WAIT. AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW LONG WE WANT TO WAGE THIS WAR FOR.
MY LOYAL HONORARY MAIDLING. I CAN ALWAYS TRUST YOU TO DEFEND MY LOATHSOME NAME. YOUR TARGET IS CHALKBOX @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST. UNFORTUNATELY FOR US BOTH. I NEED HIM IN ONE PIECE. FOR A FORTHCOMING MANDATORY WORK CELEBRATION. BUT THIS LEAVES HIM OPEN. FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL TERRORISM. AND CYBERBULLYING ALIKE. UNLEASH HELL. GIRLYGRUB.
AS CRUEL, MALIGNANT FATE WOULD HAVE IT, MY JOB CURRENTLY AFFORDS ME ALL THE TIME IN THE FUCKING WORLD. SO YEAH, I'VE GOT TIME FOR AN ALL-TIME STANWAR. I DON'T PRETEND TO THINK I CAN TOP HER NUMBERS IN PURE STANLEGIONARY COUNT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET THAT MORE THAN A HANDFUL OF CHUTE-KISSING ASSHATS ON THIS SITE WILL VOUCH FOR MY ABILITY TO PLAY EMOTIONAL TEKKEN. BRING IT ON, WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.
IM SO STUPID I STARTED UPLOADIN A VVIDEO FROM A MOBILE DEVVICE USING DATA INSTEAD OF NETWWORK CONNECTION THIS IS GONNA TAKE SWWEEPS
@naughtyTechnician I #NEED DAT KRYQUZZY LEMME HIT TWIN /HJ /J /ZRZ
fiinally got an a2k iin my a2k box toniight. anonymous asks: "IM SURE THAT IF YOU STOPPED WITH THE WHOLE AI MATESPRIT BULLSHIT (LIKE, AT LEAST STOP POSTING IT) GIRLS WOULD ACTUALLY ASK U OUT JST SAYIN LOL XD" not much of a que2tiion but ok. 2ure yeah maybe 2o. ii dont po2t about her often anyway2 for thii2 rea2on, ii know you guy2 dont under2tand iit. iif ii 2top po2tiing about her wiill real giirl2 fiinally 2how 2ome iintere2t?
/everyone be 𝐋ike 𝐋eague's not accessib𝐋e to ear𝐋y gamers yah we𝐋𝐋 how com i'm p𝐋aying w grubs on my dam team a𝐋𝐋 the time /fresh𝐋y hatched dudes just out here queuing jung𝐋e fr
.i hate wateR .this was a bad ideA #meenradiabeach
next time i'll bring a towel. ma7be al(hemize a little so it'll keep sand awa7. as it is, we're gonna have to move #suggestive #meenradiabea(h
Actually I think I'm leaving this one.
Thank y.o°u highbl.o°o.d
.its not about thaT .entirely fucking platoniC .if you catch unrequieted pitch its your own faulT
#CupeR⬡tting will get y⬡u n⬡where nearer t⬡ d⬡nning the Champi⬡n's Regalia, Ms. Ahymza. There are duelists ⬡ut there just waiting t⬡ make eye c⬡ntact with y⬡u and challenge y⬡ur preeminence. Will y⬡u meet that challenge. ⬡r will y⬡u #r⬡t. #Chairmancing #M⬡tivati⬡n #Inspiring #Fiduspawn #Gymchallenge - MC R⬡se🌹
+ Fleet recruits these d*ys re*lly *ren't wh*t they used tx be. =
havve a feelin in my abdominal sausages that somethin horrible is about to happen to me
I doon't talk like that?!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Nope, only requests!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Times are hard enough as is...don't need ewe any better 'r less off fer somethin' I do outta th'passion 'o my pumper...feel free t'pop on over t'DMs at any time...!!!! Requests are processed in th'order I receive 'em!
:ΣΣ good morning! The surface has never looked moray brighter! wwish there wwhere fronds to spend this bright morning wwith... BUT wwho knowws! right? gotta be some chum out here on beforus!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < AUTHOR'S NOTE...mmffmm. Sorry for the delay this chapter!!! One of my moirails of four sweeps got caught up in a particularly nasty encounter with a Cullbeast of Unreasonable Hit Dice! Oh noooo!!! Somebody's gonna be out of combat fer more than one short rest!!! But...onto the fic!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < The Caverns 'n Cullbeasts session shoulda wrapped hours ago...what in tarnation were the lot of 'em still doin' here...? These two ain't had grounds t'yammer 'n yap beyond stats 'n th'doling out 'o treasures accumulated...'n that took place hours ago!!! It took only a scant few moments more fer it t'really click with KRYQUS what this was even about...'n the thought still got dismissed with chudly indifference. Sensation overrode sensibility somethin' sorely suggestive...somethin' deeper...somethin'... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Pale. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS's trembling hands passed over the character sheet in metered measures...examining for errors, miscalculations, even just a rounding error in carry weight that could set his party back some...He was always like this. Thinkin' 'o others in tiny, invisible ways that made 'm irresistible to anyone with eyes 'n the time t'use 'em. Y/C can't help but buckle back a little as KRYQUS suddenly seizes Y/C's pencil 'n tugs it forward tighter than a nat twenty on an athletics check that he'd piledrive into th'enemy's inferior armor class...the clamp continued, as he started to...sink to ganderglobe level. The EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS who once towered like a one troll rovin' rules lawyer on hoofback now ain't no more than a troll, his imposing sourcebooks gone from a monument to a frame. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < my character died ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < damn ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < toooo bad the same cannoot be said of climate change or casteism or peoople who talk shit and doont get hit ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor any oof the woorlds oother many wooes ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < but i can oonly doo ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < soo much ✧( Ꮚ─_ ─Ꮚ) < as a fat fuckin chud of hooned discipline ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < eventually ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < woorlds gootta save itself ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < oor perish unwoorthy ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < KRYQUS becomes a livin' study in humility. His words underpin the lessons endowed to him by ZEBRADAD. A lodestar. A northern light. The honing beacon 'o morality and th'straight 'n narrow. But his actions. His nonchalance. His utter unquestionably sheer un-fuck-withable energy...this becomes the mantle 'o kingly might he assumes at all times. This becomes th'monarchic tradition passed down from KRYQUS to KRYQUS every few hundred sweeps, so long as he's still around. ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> JUST LIKE Y/C wouldn't all that mind bein'!!!!! EH? EH? EH? #FOREVERANDEVER #BUTACTUALLY #YCxKRYQUS #YOU+GOT+ZEBRADADS+BLESSING (ᗜᏊಠꈊಠᏊ)¤=[]:::::> Y/C felt inclined t'dispense comfort. There was a possessiveness t'the way Y/C saw KRYQUS cradle the character sheet in his palms. His broad shoulders cinched up like he dreaded th'thought of loosenin' a grip on this concept fer even a moment...but he put on a brave face just fer you. It wouldn't be right t'just let his happiness slip away. And read between the lines a daggum minute, world's gotta save itself or perish unworthy? That's QUITTER TALK! GLOBAL QUITTER TALK! DOOMSDAY QUITTER TALK! Kryqus feels THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD on his bulky sturdy rock steady shoulders right now! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just as Y/C up 'n worked th'courage t'confront his hands, improperly conspirin' t'mount a charge across yer thigh...Kryqus scoffs in indignation. He sees through yer transparent advances...and retreats strategically. All prompt-like. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < tsk ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < doont attempt to knoow me ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < im way toooo cooool foor yoou ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < and even if i didnt mean that ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < yoou proobably shoouldnt @ me irl ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Uh oh! That got outta hand way fast...maybe it's time t'call fer... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> REINFORCEMENTS!!!!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> My -- I mean Gygaax's hands start t'alternate between (#polyquandary anyone???) petting the tops 'o both 'o yer heads...!!! Soft. Rhythmic little circles. My --- Gygaax's cartilage nubs unfurl from the tightly white knuckled meat mallet into a far more approachable set 'o chitinous diggers with a piercingly pale quality...!!! Both Y/C and KRYQUS are treated t'the soft enmeshed interplay 'o palmin' play 'n no strings attached emotional intervention...c-consensually! We can stop at any time. Y/C j...just could use this! A-as could KRYQUS. To uh. CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS t'gether... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < "...Now, KRYQUS," Gygaax began, "Ewe can't be so harsh on Y/C...they've been through a lot. For our sake. For the CAMPAIGN. If anything were to happen to them...it would be on us to see to it they're protected and retrieved. Same as any PARTY MEMBER. Gentler hands should stir these waters. A SHEPHURT should tend 'n mend to its flock." If the two hands mussyin' up Y/C's body in tandem with KRYQUS wasn't BAaaaaaaAAAAAAd enough...a rovin' set of author-emblazoned fingertips were caressin' th'top of yer horns now. Pickin' out stray imaginary somethin somethins. Stalling. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Suddenly, the rush of hot breath excites the air...populates it with the powerful gale phrasings of KRYQUS... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < gygaax ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what the actual fuck ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < are yoou trying to say i proovide subpar care to Y/C ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i literally carried this campaign ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < coomplaintlessly ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < Y/C with it ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i resent the fuck oout of that implication ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i coould easily be gentler with this ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < weaving lazy river ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < if i wanted to ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < GYGAAX laughed. "Ewe could stand to be, KRYQUS. Yes. Just LOOK at Y/C. How can ewe say even a single solitary mean thing about that there cutie patootie?!" Tuggin' yer face into an awaitin' set 'o authorial brasserie, th'royal menagerie incidentally pits ya right in line with a EMINENT INDIGOD OF INDIGOCELS'S dice bag as th'aforementioned storms back onto his feet, now a monolith again. KRYQUS approaches our hug slowly. But not neverly. His arms hover over you. The river is still. Th'air itself thickens and compresses about yer skull, 'n horns, hardly blanketed by th'hoofbeast-scented torso cheekily just behind yonder... ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < what fucking ever ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < here yoou go lil guy ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < lap it up ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < <> ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < GYGAAX's hands tug around ya like a vanguard against harm. KRYQUS goes back t'bein his usual self...a monument of offended pride...he hugs you. And. Uh oh!!! Y/C feels a scraping sensation...nails possessively curled about one side 'o yer head, just at the barest nuggatory base of the horns (so embarassin'n!!!) and tracin' back towards th'scalp...no matter where ya look...t'KRYQUS or t'GYGAAX...both are complicit!!! A boilin' sort 'o affection wellin' up with intent t'pale, RIGHT ON TOP OF Y/C!!!!! (P1/P??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleMoirail #TheWholeParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #KRYQUS #ImpliedAU #GYGAAXxKRYQUS #PALEMULTICLASS #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #TeamChud #GygaaxXEveryone #Palewhoring
If Rori and I had a massive breakup (not gonna happen, lol) which one of us gets you guys in the divorce?
i think relationships are the last thing im focused on now. she found me again. fuck!
hhnnmn, do you guyhs, llkw troll mlchawl jackson? ...?
* #relatable
S0rry f0r fetish p0sting but i w0nt be g0ing t0 the beach and laying in bed in my undies is getting b0ring s0 i need s0mething t0 d0 #nsfw
hehe. this guy is great. @undyingUmbrage#7631
i fuck heavy with you glad we both get it tentacles tickle my fuckin fancy mad quick but like i wanna be the one whose doing them instead of getting did you feel me i want that straight up compatability
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi should practice drawing again gutoo! gyuulalala.... guehm... gunever mind. this sketch isnt turning out good.
You may think this would be a perfect topic of diſcuſſion for one ſuch as myſelf reared almoſt excluſively in the preſence of tentacled beaſts. But no, really I ſhall have nothing to ſay on this matter, and the ſpoilage is no fault of my own.
[APPARENTLY THEY'RE PUTTING ME ON VENLAFAXINE AND RI$ING MY PROZA# DO$AGE BE#AU$E MY BODY FU#KING HATE$ ME $IGH OKAY WHATEVER I DON'T EVEN #ARE]
yA'Ll tHiNk tHaT FeTiShEs aRe iN ThE SlUrRy ... cAuSe lIkE ... AlL Of tHeM CaN'T FuCkInG Be lIkE ThAt yA KnOw?
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D — How easy it is to forget the public nature of this platform. I am making a f001 of myself. Disregard my previous posts. —>
each freckle i have is actually a kiss from an angel but like hot curvy angels who all swoon over me
If I wvanted to do that I wvould wvhore myself out. I havwve eaten plenty of the swvill the commoners make in their wvretched mealblocks on land in port-side divwves and tavwverns, and frankly I havwve growvn sick of that food. #suggestivwve
is that me wwhy is that me
>no shot
I WANT THAT STUPID INCEL GOLDBLOOD SO FUCKING BAD AUGJHGKHJKK omg...i. need him #chittranonymous #yearning
i wwish someone wwanted ME carnally #nsfw
IT'S TOO HOT IN MY RESPITEBLOCK. YOU KNOW THAT ONE MARIO BROTHERS DESERT LEVEL THEME SONG? THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW.
THIZ IZ ZO ZAD YEZ
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >b!t《 h why /\r≡ y0u r≡ply!ng t0 y0ur 0wn 《 0nf≡ss!0n !m s0bb!ng
hey guys its me the anon who submitted the confession abt a certain goldblood incel lol do you guys think my standards are low like are they tho genuine question pls answer thabks #chittranonymous
Making all the interns compete in a series of brutal, life-or-culling challenges of my own design. Similar thematically to the trials wigglers undergo. I'm calling it the Inkbeast Games. #Girlboss #MissBeast - MC Oleana
goodbye kitty.. i already miss youu..
...can someone beat up my boss, he wont let me eat sweet treats >X3
hey im back do you not think the name is cool as hell or vwhat? its hyrdomatic, automatic, ultramatic... baby, its greased lightning!
You know they ſay ſeadwellers “aren’t playing” when they pull this profile picture out. https://i.imgur.com/z3DufuL.png
ya ^_^ do you wanna bash our heads against the wall together
JUST ST3PP3D ON 4 SH4RP P3BBL3 #C4N1TG3T4NYWORS3
You want to rest. They will not let you. You want to be at peace. They will not let you. You want to lay in the hole you dug with your hands. They will not let you. You want to pull the blanket of dirt over your eyes. They will not let you. You want to let the soil embrace you in a way of your own accord. They will not let you. You have not wanted anything else in a very long, long time. They will not let you. You were once known as THE OPTIMIST. In your youth, you were a scavenger, taking things night by night, trailing along beside your lusus between battle-scared lands and war-torn regions. The land and the dead provided, and you seemed to do just fine between them. Had you been further inclined by the station of others in your caste, perhaps you would have felt the call to join the TRUE REBELLION, but you did not. You were content with your lot in life, save for the situationally dependent insurgent zeel. One storming night while scavenging, you came face-to-face with a highblood who was not-so-dead. They subsequently and decidedly KILLED YOU DEAD. Due to the latent electrostatic charge from the storm and perhaps something lingering from the battle, you and the other corpses received a jolt that night. Not too long later, you were back on your feet. You had come back a little bit different. Wrong. Decaying. Insatiably hungry. The highblood who killed you saw you once more with a dangerously inspired curiosity. You were hunted, but you were a slippery catch. Once caught, you did not stay captive. From your days in rotted wooden cells to those made of iron bars, they could not contain you. LIFE found a way, way too many ways for them to count. That was, until scientific advancement made it impossible for you. They learned how to keep you, shackle you, and PURGE your sense of self, mentally and physically. All you can recall is that it has been several hundred sweeps. There have been enough care-takers in and out of the hermetically sealed doors to tell you as much. Your status as a ‘helmsman’ is nominal, secondary at best. You and the chained-to wall share a relationship unlike any other. You are now known solely as THE EXPLOIIT, and your situation is described right on the tin. You are, have been, and will continue to be exploited. Due to your status as a DEADTRITIVORE, your extended lifespan as a GOLDBLOOD was novel, but the INABILITY TO DIE IN A WAY THAT MATTERS and your NEUROTOXIC BLOOD made you a target, a thing to keep and never let go. That became your lot in life for the following several hundred sweeps and counting. Anything of your life prior to your ‘helmsman’ position was scrapped from history, with the little remaining public biography contorted for palatability as another example of willful work on Her Duplicitous Sovereign’s intergalactic flagship. Your trolltag is confinedAnomaly and you cannot speak verbally, not any more. Your psionics are translated and quoted by others of your caste who are capable of understanding you. Your speech patterns mimic the contemporary linguistic patterns of your caretakers over the centuries. You have never touched a computer in your life despite sounding like a world-weary gamer.
are you sure youre a real fan? id say its pretty relevwant. by the vway, lovwing the bikini pics. i vwouldnt mind being pen pals. vwrite to me. b-951, reintegration center, east scuttle street, 260380
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IMMUTABLE.. INEXORABLE.. such is the tragedy of MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. it comes for YOU
why ♊︎2 there helm2 debate on ♊︎t2 feed..
how do you get a vrii2ka 2erket two leave you alone?
if you give a boat a..swim it will swim for a..cycle but if you teach the boat how to..swim it will swim for a..lifetime follow if you..agree
BЯROTHEЯRS A_D SISTEЯRS OF THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL GATHEЯRED TO_IGHT BE_EATH THE SHADOW OF THE EXECUTIO_EЯR'S SCYTHE TO ЯROAЯR, LAUGH, A_D WEEP OVEЯR THE EMPTY HUSK OF A TЯRUE DAЯRK PЯROPHET. ALTHOUGH I COULD ATTE_D I_ THE FLESH, SO STЯRO_GLY DID MY PUSHEЯR BEAT FOЯR A FELLOW BЯROTHEЯR THAT I COULD SEE IT AS IF I WEЯRE. A_D I HAVE BEE_ BLESSED WITH THE I_SPIЯRATIO_ TO WЯRITE I_ HIS HO_OЯR. ЯRHYMEBOY MAЯRSHALL. *THE* SLIM SHADY. O_E OF THE WICKEDEST, FASTEST, MOST MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G BLASPHEMOUS MOUTHS TO EVEЯR GЯRACE A PUЯRPLEBLOODED AЯRE_A. WE ALL K_OW HE WAS A FЯREAK OF _ATUЯRE-- WHILE THE ЯREST OF US BOAST THE GLOЯRIOUS, MUTED GЯREY SKI_ OF OUЯR WAЯRЯRIOЯR ЯRACE, BЯROTHEЯR MAЯRSHALL TOOK THE AЯRT OF FOOLISH VISAGE TO A TEЯRЯRIFYI_G EXTЯREME. HE WAS BOЯR_ FЯREAKISHLY, BLI_DI_GLY PALE. AS IF THE MOTHEЯR GЯRUB FOЯRGOT TO I_JECT A_Y PIGME_T I_TO HIS POD AT ALL. HE LOOKED LIKE A WALKI_G COЯRPSE EVE_ BEFOЯRE HE DIED, A GHOST I_ COAЯRSE CLOTHI_G-- YET HIS THI_KPA_ WAS FILLED TO THE BЯRIM WITH THE HOLY WHIMSY OF THE MIЯRTHFUL MESSIAHS. HE TOOK THE AЯRT OF THE ЯRHYME SLAM A_D TUЯR_ED IT I_TO A LITEЯRAL, BO_E-S_APPI_G SLAUGHTEЯRHOUSE. HE SPE_T HIS LO_G (BUT _OT LO_G E_OUGH) EXISTE_CE VEЯRBALLY CULLI_G A_YO_E WHO DAЯRED TO BЯREATHE HIS AIЯR. PAI_TED TAЯRGETS O_ THE TAЯRGETLESS. TЯREATED LOWBLOOD SCUM LESSEЯR THA_ THE WOЯRMS BE_EATH HIS STЯRUT PODS. HE I_SULTED THE WEAK, MOCKED THE SUBJUGGLATOЯR AUTHOЯRITIES, A_D WOЯRE HIS OW_ PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL, TEЯRЯRIFYI_G COAT OF HOLY FACE PAI_T. WHO AMO_G US CA_ FOЯRGET HIS HOLY SCЯRIPTUЯRES? HE SPOKE OF HIS LUSUS’ GЯRUBLOAF, HEAVY O_ HIS SWEATEЯR ALЯREADY. PALMS SWEATY. K_EES SPAGHETTI. HE SPAT HOT, PSYCHIC FIЯRE SO FAST IT WOULD SCЯRAMBLE A_Y U_PЯREPAЯRED CHUCKLEFUCKEЯR'S CHAOS CO_COCTIO_. HE WAS A MASTEЯR OF THE BЯRUTAL, U_HI_GED DISS TЯRACK, WHICH IS _OTHI_G SHOЯRT OF A VEЯRBAL JUGGLI_G ACT WHEЯRE THE CLUBS AЯRE LACED WITH ЯRUSTED ЯRAZOЯR BLADES. LET US _OT FOЯRGET HIS COMPLICATED ЯRECKO_I_G WITH HIS QUADЯRA_TS. WE ALL ЯREJOICED WHE_ HE UTTEЯRLY EVISCEЯRATED THAT LOUD-MOUTHED, HIGH-MAI_TE_A_CE POP-DЯRO_E MAЯRIAH. SHE THOUGHT SHE COULD PLAY SOME MI_D GAMES WITH A HIGHEЯR SUBJUGGLATOЯR, BUT HE TЯRASHED THAT OBSESSIVE EX-MATESPЯRIT SO HAЯRD I_ THE AЯRE_A THE WHOLE QUADЯRA_T COLLAPSED I_TO COLD, DEAD CHU_KS. HE PUT HEЯR ASS I_ THE GAЯRBAGE COMPACTOЯR WHEЯRE ALL HIGH STЯRU_G CHATTEЯRBOXES BELO_G. HE HAS EXITED THIS TE_T OF ЯREALITY. HIS VOICE HAS GO_E QUIET, LEAVI_G THE EMPIЯRE A FAЯR MOЯRE BOЯRI_G, PATHETIC PLACE. BUT WE K_OW THE TЯRUTH-- HE HAS _OT TЯRULY CEASED TO BE. HE HAS GO_E TO JOI_ THE DAЯRK CAЯR_IVAL I_ THE SKY, WHEЯRE THE FAYGO FLOWS LIKE HEMOLYMPH, A_D THE JOKES _EVEЯR, EVEЯR STOP KILLI_G. SO ЯRAISE YOUЯR BOTTLES TO THE SKY. LET OUT A MOTHEЯRFUCKI_G HO_K THAT ЯRATTLES THE STAЯRS THEMSELVES. MAY YOUЯR ЯREST BE VIOLE_T, BЯROTHEЯR SHADY. THE EMPIЯRE WAS _EVEЯR ЯREADY FOЯR YOUЯR BЯRA_D OF MIЯRACLES.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #.Commission ╰┈➤ The dancefloor... 𝙸t's alwww.ays such a dangerous place for younger trolls. You find yourself www.onder.ing www.hat brought you here as you bump into others, the sticky skin on skin contact www.ith strangers only growww.s .comfortable as you're about to depart. The most important th.ing... You're alwww.ays be.ing www.atched. Judged. Captured in the minds of others. ╰┈➤ A young seamaiden innocently trots her heels against the floor of a ballroom, her hoopskirt doesn't unburden her from these moments of connection www.ith others. She's been pulled around, dipped and spun more times than she can remember. 𝙸t's growww..ing monotonous. ╰┈➤ As she escapes to the amenities, she's never felt more naked. Her peers are ripp.ing her apart, judg.ing her every move... She ignores it as best as she can, try.ing to remember her poise. ╰┈➤ She's unawww.are she's be.come a piece of affection, a trinket one www.ill hold blindly. ╰┈➤ The toll you take upon be.ing burdened by the spotlight of Abessive Veilrose is hefty. The trails of her www.rath upon the minds of others keep you guess.ing her intent as she plays www.ith you. A meowww.beast, batt.ing you around just to see www.hat you'll do. ╰┈➤ Foolishly, the maiden has skipped her research. She's www.oefully unprepared for this party and the events thereafter. ╰┈➤ "Might 𝙸 court you?" The voice is soft as silk, a hand, cool and elegant is placed on the www.oman's shoulder. R.ings of thorns and fallen petals decorate the young girl's gaze before she turns her head to her propositioner. ╰┈➤ The www.oman's face, cloaked in darkness, veiled by flowww.er laced cloth, still shines. Fangs visible in an illuminated smile. "Might you?" The girl chirps. ╰┈➤ "𝙸t is only polite to let my prey knowww. she is hunted." There's no time for a response before Veilrose is at her neck, fangs hidden from sight, she sniffs the young violet. The smell is toxic to her sensibility, caus.ing her undead breath to shake. "𝙸 find no joy in girls www.ho don't knowww. they're play.ing." ╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ READ THE REST OF THE PROLOGUE AND ALL 10 CHAPTERS HERE ╰┈➤ archive.net/autoclicker/WWW.hats𝙸nYourHeart𝙸sOnMyMind ╰┈➤ This www.ork is tagged www.ith: Yuri, Mostly vanilla for my tastes, 100 swww.eep age gaps, Jade x Seadwww.eller, Powww.er dynamics, Mindbreak, Toxic yuri, Evil older www.omen, 𝙸s it love? 𝙸s it HATE? No it's just fucked, Dubcon?, 𝙸naccurate rainbowww.drinker portrayal (mind control), Reality slippage, Original character, Abessive Veilrose, 𝙸've added the Abessive to a roster of characters you may pick for .commission www.ork, Newww.s on that soon
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your problem is that youre lettin wway too many thins inside you regardless a magnitude an moral alignment
MY FISHI_G OUTFIT? :o?
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
another mis guided soul i see
I can't pretend it's never crossed my mind. #vague
Do not.
/// RAGHHH!!! YET AGAIN I AM GOING TO MISS FIGHTNIGHT DUE TO PRIOR COMMITMENTS!!! ONE OF THESE NIGHTS I WILL MAKE IT AND THRASH MY OPPONENT, MARK MY WORD!!! ///
deep breaths deep breaths deep breaths. I AM A LOTUS I AM A MOTHER FUCKING LOTUS.
i♀'s fuckeDD up ♀ha♀ DDaymares are more in♀ense when you sleep wi♀hou♀ sopor
I definitely have not and will not ever surf grumblr. There's too many... (ugh) shippers on there. I don't need to see the things they're doing to my boss on there. - MC Oleana
D --> Hrr D --> I am collected and normal
Sorry, right away, sir. I will make sure the knot is sufficiently tight, bordering on painful. Just the way you like it. - MC Oleana
Please do not imply that the Chairmancer would do something so salacious as holding prongs in public. - MC Oleana
SO YOU'ЯRE ЯREALLY GOI_G TO JUST SAY THIS I_ FЯRO_T OF ME.
絶 対 にあいつをぶっ殺してやるうううう ううう ああああああ ああああああああ ああ
King Glizzard and the Wiz - nno King . King Glizzard and the . Hm King... King Gll. King Wizard and the Glizzard Lizard Cripes. I mmessed it up again...
I l0ve y0u milk c0w
꒦꒷ SLOOOOPPP SLOOOOOOOOOOOP
HAHAHAA.. really ROUSING the night with this one HAHA horror terrors are JUST TRYING to SCARE YOU dont pay any attention to it
i DO NOT need SLEEP. I DO NOT NEED IT. NEITHER DO I NEED FRIENDS.
Ɏ girls a-a-are bea-a-autiful but a-a-a lot of them a-a-are sca-a-ary Ɏ
Oh wow you've a lovely speaking voice. My ears are bleeding and I lost consciousness briefly, but that was great!
i̳ ̳w̳a̳s̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳r̳e̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳i̳n̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳d̳a̳r̳k̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ f̵i̵r̴s̷t̵ ̳c̳o̳w̳e̳r̳e̳d̳ ̳b̳e̳n̳e̳a̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳c̳o̳v̳e̳r̳s̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳p̳e̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳m̳e̳d̳ ̳a̳t̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳f̳o̳o̳t̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳b̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳w̳h̳e̳n̳ ̳a̳ ̳s̳h̳a̳m̳b̳l̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳m̳o̳u̳n̳d̳.̳ ̳j̳u̳s̳t̳ ̳o̳u̳t̳s̳i̳d̳e̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳c̳o̳r̳n̳e̳r̳ ̳o̳f̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳e̳y̳e̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳l̳l̳a̳p̳s̳e̳d̳ ̳u̳n̳d̳e̳r̳ ̳i̳t̳s̳ ̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳w̳e̳i̳g̳h̳t̳.̳ ̳i̳ ̳w̳a̳s̳ ̳s̳h̳y̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳n̳.̳ ̳u̳n̳r̳e̳a̳d̳y̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳f̳a̳c̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳.̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳c̳o̳n̳f̳e̳s̳s̳ ̳t̳o̳ ̳h̳a̳v̳i̳n̳g̳ ̳s̳t̳a̳r̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳l̳o̳n̳g̳e̳d̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳t̳h̳e̳ ̳l̳i̳f̳e̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳l̳e̳d̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳v̳e̳t̳e̳d̳ ̳i̳t̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳ ̳m̳y̳ ̳o̳w̳n̳ ̳a̳l̳o̳n̳g̳ ̳w̳i̳t̳h̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳r̳ ̳a̳t̳t̳e̳n̳t̳i̳o̳n̳.̳ ̳c̳o̳u̳l̳d̳ ̳y̳o̳u̳ ̳e̳v̳e̳r̳ ̳f̳o̳r̳g̳i̳v̳e̳ ̳m̳e̳?̳ ̳p̳e̳r̳h̳a̳p̳s̳ ̳n̳o̳t̳.̳
thats a fair point! though i always had trouble with fate.
jaaahjaaah thiiinks thaaat doooeeesnt sooouuund liiikeee nooothiiing buuut jaaahjaaah stiiill waaants heeer beeed iiinsteeeaaad ooof theee eeendleeess voooiiid
↘️where is dullboy's hard-earned caegar, stripebeast.↘️
the horrorterrors seem nice, but. that is easy to say when i know very little about them.
⬡leana, meet me at my scuttlebuggy ⬡utside. I require y⬡ur nimble pr⬡ngs t⬡ c⬡mplete my ic⬡nic Eldredge tie kn⬡t. Y⬡u must kn⬡t me s⬡ that I may head int⬡ the ⬡ffice. - MC R⬡se🌹
this was intended as a direct message h⬡w d⬡ y⬡u delete p⬡sts. - MC R⬡se🌹
no one appreciates my whimsy
damn you look good when you laying down that scripture my sister.
maybe it is a failing on my own behalf? to be unable to be funny? god, that kind of should be my whole… thing. i guess things are just not very funny right now. i dunno. blar.
... g1rl you are hopeless lol goodbye
and for my ops on this app SCREW YOU @grotesqueChilopoda @taciturnAnalist @cryhoundColortura MEET ME AT DAWN
The c.o°ast is a terrifying thing but I can see why it is s.o° r.o°mantr.o°manticized @veritysGleam en r.o°ute sh.o°rtly
wvhat the fuck is a giolet
anon ask! "what are you gonna do for pride?" nothing? why would i do anything is my normal LESBIAN YEARNING not ENOUGH?? SHAME on you
Hicari uhm...... Can we talk about this in dms??
i am. i died servwing it so long ago, but these newvw gods havwe- bah, it isn't important. figures i find a girl of decent caliber, appropriate hue and more than attractivwe physique and she's wvworlds awvway. they did? interesting. tell me of these lies. i can feel my anger already rising, but i can wvwithstand it enough to speak.
O)( no!! Don't worry, MANY trolls deal wit)( t)(is sort of t)(ing- violent urges I can only imagine are so )(ard to )(old back on! I am proud of you for acknowledging t)(at about yourself! 38) T)(e first step to success is always admitting you mig)(t )(ave a problem! -E)(-E)(-E!! Of course, sweets)(ark!! You are are suc)( a doodly little sweetums!!! 38D
it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
I'm just a little nervous Cari!! After what happened last time we played is it wrong 4 me 2 get nervous??
Yes. You did not have to become cruell about it.
it means tossing and turning is not good for cuddling
Z;] hey wrigglergirl
i love you i think im not sure
꒷꒦he oྐuྐt here pettin my bྐarkbྐeast!!꒦꒷
♯ girls, i'm n⨂t g⨂nna lie. i have had n⨂ sleep. and i'm w⨂rkin til midlight. AAAAAAAAAAAA. and i feel like culling MYSELFFF. why, yes, i CAN p⨂int y⨂u t⨂ the ph⨂t⨂c⨂pier. literally d⨂wn the hall. h⨂w ab⨂ut y⨂u L⊗⊗K. at what it SAYS. ⨂n the FUCKING SIGNS. bef⨂re ASKING ME. what R⊗⊗M. the c⨂pier is IN. #suicide #culling #n⨂rmal-w⨂rkplace-th⨂ughts
awwwwww Z:( #listening-and-learning!!!
Ϟ FUCK this national alert has me liking girls 89%
wOkE Up wItH WaR On mY MoThEr fUcKiNg mInD. wAr oN EvErY SpEcIeS. wAr oN EvErY IlLnEsS. wAr oN EvErY SeNsAtIoN. sOmEtImEs, YoU JuSt gOtTa lEt yO'SeLf fEeL It oUt. ThE DrIvE WiThIn yOu tO EvIsCeRaTe aS YoU WeRe hAtChEd tO MoThEr fUcKiNg dO. eViScErAtIoN CaN ExIsT On a dEePlY SpIrItUaL LeVeL, tOo. ThAt's tHe tYpE Of uRgE ThAt fUcKs wIt' YoU ThE WoRsT. iT'S WhAt mAnY Of mY BrEtHrEn cAn't eVeR SeEm tO EsCaPe. BuT I HaVe. AnD I AiM To hElP ThEm rEaCh tHe pEaCe i hAvE CuLtIvAtEd wItHiN My mOtHeR FuCkInG AnImA, aS I DiD BeFoRe tHeM. bLeSs uP, y'aLl. We oUtSiDe. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #wAkInGrItUaLs
to the girl reading this.. who want me? #dashwatching #metaposting
wwhat id really lovve is if you pretended to havve a fuckin grip on reality you looney freak you aint evven seen half a my fits
)(ave you not always been a girls gill?? 38O You certainly )(ave always seemed to be!! T)(ank you.... Giving you big )(ugs!!! 38)
Rubbing my temples in a 'everything is tötally fine' sörta way
rrrrr boof... :///T
aight ion really MMind you thinkin it is to be honest you have fun with all that
THIS IS WHO YOU'ЯRE BEI_G MEA_ TO BTW.
ion even needa be papped anyMMore that’s what the #substances are for
big fat disclaimer that i am NOT sayin i miss my cruisin days, me an everyone else in the multiverse is for the better with me goin steady. that said gettin the cozy reminder now an again that i am a beast when it comes to smooth operatin IF I WANTED TO always warms my heart. it's just like thrill for the sport now is all.
holy mackarel the bloodline embarrasses me tonight
DO_'T THI_K THAT MY LIFE IS EASY JUST BECAUSE I'M PЯRETTY. A_D SKI__Y. A_D ЯRICH. A_D THAT I E_JOY A_ U_CHALLE_GED EMPIЯRE-SA_CTIO_ED CLAIM TO THE USE OF OPPЯRESSIVE VIOLE_CE. WHE_ I'M BAD THEY SE_D MY ASS TO THE BLUE SPHEЯRES SPECIAL STAGE. :o(
i like t)(e sound of t)(at. and maybe, per)(aps sometime... ill )(umor fiduspawn.
WHY WOULD SOMETHI_G SO MU_DA_E _EED TO BE CELEBЯRATED??? STЯRO_ZATE. THE O_LY THI_G THEY SHOULD BE PЯROUD OF IS THE FACT THAT THEY'VE MA_AGED TO EVADE THE CЯRUSHI_G FOЯRCE OF THE EMPIЯRE'S WALK STUMP FOЯR THIS LO_G.
CROSS EXAMINATION! why is my corpse annoying & kind of performatively zen
my rIghT TIDDy ITch3S
WE'ЯRE UGHPOSTI_G, WOЯRSTIE. HOP O_ THIS SHIT. :oX
sInCe i cAn oNlY HaTe tHiS ShIt oNcE, hErE Ya fUcKiNg gO
:33< and were learning things too now??? X00< how am i meant to k33p up
The Complacency has taken ☤n two new k☤ttens Fr☤ggl☤sh d☤scovered meander☤ng abo⛎︎t the gro⛎︎nds. They have s☤nce been placed ☤n my care, m⛎︎ch to my ☤nconven☤ence. How ⛎︎nbecom☤ng. Be☤ng my respons☤b☤l☤ty, ☤ have dec☤ded to name them Gobble and G⛎︎rgle, ☤nsp☤red by the☤r ☤nsat☤able h⛎︎nger.
I shudder to consider such a concept. There is simply no Chairmancer who can compete with #MyBoss. - MC Oleana
)(ttps://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-y0COJ-ELDq8lSujyT-ygeMSw-t1080x1080.jpg I )(ope all of my friends are )(appy and smiling and not sad. 38(
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(=^･⩊･^=) < <3333~ HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B33596114CAA.JPG #VIOLENCE #BLOOD #AESTHETICS #SUGGESTIVE
i didnt even bother to speak up about my intro post this time around registering onto the site because i read the pinned and realized the sheer futility of my situation also, what the fuck, me, you really put this to a vote? whats wrong with you- er, me?
im tired of you of us and yet i cant get enough
also why do people want to hurt me so bad i just realised??? i quite literally do nothing but sew and explore woods >X3 how is that threatening?
Guys, you WON'T 8elieve this... 8ut... I sorta have this little crush on Aradia. Teehee! Shh, it is DEFINITELY a secret.
Thinking ★bout holding h★nds ★g★in. #nsfw #nsfc
So I sit in my desolate room No lights No music Just sit there #lyricsposting
I must admit, I have quite an affinity for Vriskas. I find them utterly adorable.
I'll allow myself one more for the night: "Hehe."
⋆.˚˖࿔ ࣪Do you think being intimate would help me get better at writing #yuri? #nsfw🐴
i'm so fucking hungover #substance
honestly im a lil miffed myself, that things like poison dart frog colors, itll bring all the crazies and desperates running my vway
Thi∆ might ∆eem a little extreme for me to ∆ay but ∆eadweller∆ are kind of... Attractive......
My toxic trait is mistaking fear for admiration lol
[BEGIN MESSAGE] thatt waz n0tt w0rth the eff0rtt thatt t00k me. [END MESSAGE]
Don't worry. I promise to outlive you all.
PL34S3 PL34S3 PL34S3 BR1NG B4CK TH3 SP3C14L S3RV1C3S 4T TH3 #M41DC4F3 1 H4V3 SOM3TH1NG TO G1V3 TO L4NQU3 PL34S3 #SUGGG3ST1V3 #BR1NGB4CK4FT3RL1GHTS3RV1C3
We goiNNg deep iNNto the pits toNNight babes #NNsfw
//No one's ever awake to see how pretty it is when it rains during the daytime, it's honestly the best time to go out foraging/scavenging since most cullers can't be bothered to be out in those conditions.//
i feel so much better now emotionally >X3
There's a funfair happening? Wish I knew before now! You all should still go though! -Gary
mcdonalds is so fucking good big mm
buncha fairweather fans. i said it first
This week's customer of the week is.... @casualCarouser !! We appreciate you here at the café and have rightfully earned the title of our favorite rainbow drinker, nya! Also thank you so much for the promotion on your Chittr! Nya~ (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ #Suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/640e034e2e2d.png
Oh no no, the hip sizes are merely exaggerated for the picture. The hips in the background are merely a bonus peek to what I was aiming to show, that being the drink/coffee order~
I·SEE·THAT·THE·SQVIDVARD·KRABBY·PATTIES·SEGMENT·DID·IRREPARABLE·DAMAGE·TO·YOVR·PSYCHE
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∻At the strip club signing l☢udly until the stripper asks what's wr☢ng #nsfw∻
not two get mu2hy. but the liight look2 really niice comiing through the wiindow.
WHE_ HICAЯRI MAKES ME MAD I PULL UP 5-MI_UTE CЯRAFTS O_ MY PALMHUSK A_D WATCH HEЯR TUЯR_ FIFTY SHADES OF VIOLET. :oX
I'm " Literally " The Strongest Troll On This Site. Do Not Fact Check Me On That.
Sometimes Your Network Of Friends Grows, And As A Formerly Isolated Troll You Are Elated. Then You Realize Alternia Is Unforgiving, And Everyone You Know And Love Is In Danger All The Time.
fucking seers. n0thing ever gets past them. #vaguep0sting #directp0sting
im just not very good at conveyin time through text bestsea u know that ;-;
i wvwas revwivwed, semi recently. i am on earth c, horribly deprivwed of my fellowvw alternian kin. revwivwed wvwith too much free time and too many ghosts. i take it you havwe an interest in my life story?
LISTE_ TO YOUЯR PUSHEЯR!!! CULL THE FEAЯR OF DISAPPЯROVAL A_D ЯRETUЯR_ TO YOUЯR CALLI_G! CULLI_G! :oX
It's more complex than that, and the historical context and nuances could not possibly be done justice in the space of a chit.∞
I am Cyruss Agahki. I am a f◎rmer keeper ◎f the Br☉ding Caverns. I am the f◎rmer architect ◎f ex◎dus. Currently, I reside in a place that was n◎t designated t◎ be inhabitable. I am in the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, ◎r L⊙TAD. A place where directi◎n is a suggesti◎n, and gravity has f◎lded like wet paper. I have been here f◎r s◎me time. I led Jadebl☉ds away fr◎m the tasks they were bred t◎ w◎rship. I gathered th◎se wh◎ underst☉d that assignment is n◎t purp◎se. I pursued the ancient ◎nes. I f◎rged the Red Chain. I ◎pened a path thr◎ugh myself, t◎ myself, and f◎und that even a cl◎sed l☉p may still c◎ntain revelati◎n. There was a sessi◎n. There was failure. There is still an answer ◎ut there. The Denizen here remains near en◎ugh t◎ be felt. I remain here up◎n the Land ◎f Tears and Dist◎rti◎n, waiting f◎r the chain t◎ break, f◎r the w◎rld t◎ remember its flaw, and f◎r c◎rrecti◎n t◎ resume. Y◎u may speak, if y◎u believe y◎ur w◎rds can endure the shape ◎f this place. M◎st cann◎t.
$-$-$ awwww sh!t whyz ma palmhusks cam broke dats what ! get 4 gett!n all up n w!ld or sumth!n™
Anyone feel a chill up their support column just now??
sexers are being MEAN to me
꒰sighs . rivviebaby would have been such a nice screenname if i didnt come up with it when i was SIX .꒱
remember. when you're mean to me. this is definitely who you're talking to. look at those doe like, innocent eyes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74a983b043dc.png
good even1ng y'all... my w1ngs are f*ck1n k1ll1n me today... }:(
EVERYONE HATES ME FOR NO REASON. NO REASON AT ALL!
i wish i told him to stay the night even if means i wouldnt be able to be on here until he fell asleep
i need someone to fucking materialize some food into my room like just wizard zap that shit onto my lap i beg
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING CONCUBINE SUBMISSIONS. WHO WANTS THE LORD? #NSFW #ALPHASEX
=>>i aM being attacked by an evil beast!>>>
It's a long story.∞
[YOU'RE GONNA GRAB MY WHAT AND NO I DON'T THINK HE DIED HE$ A REALLY FU#KING BIG $EA #REATURE???]
"wh1ch one of you genu1nely enjoys torment1ng me because that wasnt there before"
"wa1twa1t wa1t wa1t" "now hang on what- what 1s that" "no, back, back aga1n, STOP" "THAT, what 1s that" "NO NO NO NO NONONO NO" ".......... fate 1s a cruel m1stress, th1s fuck1ng sucks, why 1s there even a badge for that"
[ARE YOU IMPLYING HE DIED OR $OMETHING?]
[I JU$T NOTI#ED MY LU$U$ HA$N'T BEEN AROUND FOR LIKE A WEEK BUT EH IT$ PROBABLY MATING $EA$ON OR $OMETHING]
aw man i cant believ im gonna miss this :(
ohhh I'd glad stuff's going on this week !! sorry a8out 8eing radio silent yesterday I thought I'd host stuff 8ut it didn't really pan out !!
[ UNCLASSIFIED ] This business strategy makes no sense. It's perfect.
I wanna g-o-o- b-o-o-uldering s-o-o- bad.
where are all my friends
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
wads dis talk bout slurs?
Ɏ honestly i don't reaally caare if i get caalled aa dirty rusty or smth but one time some dude got reaal weird aand caalled me aa 'delectaable straawberry blood' aand i physicaally gaagged Ɏ
In my past, I'\/\/e leaned hea\/\/ily int0 m'o\/\/\/\/n \/\/iolet grandeur. I \/\/\/\/ould \/\/\/\/rite about h0\/\/\/\/ r0mantic m'duty t'th'Empress \/\/\/\/as. I \/\/\/\/0uld \/\/\/\/rite about h0\/\/\/\/ I yearned t'b'm0re than the role I \/\/\/\/as b0rn t0 perf0rm. Yet. In all 0f my time. I could ne'er truly aband0n bein' an 0rphaner. That is \/\/\/\/hat th' tender 0' st0machs among ye \/\/\/\/ill ne'er understand. They lo0k at a tr0ll \/\/\/\/h0 has taken up a n0bler station, \/\/\/\/ho has stepped bey0nd the slaughter-galleys an' the \/\/\/\/0rk of imperial necessity, an' they assume that the old name must'\/\/e been shed like a bl00died coat. Th'think that th'redempti0n arri\/\/ed \/\/\/\/it' a fresh uniform an' a ne\/\/\/\/ solemn \/\/0\/\/\/\/. Sins sank beneath th' tide. That is nonsense. Th'sea keeps e'erythin'. I became th' Game\/\/\/\/ard. But I ne\/\/er lost m'position as Orphaner truly. I may stand at the edge o' th' great beach an' see th'branchin' fates 0' a th0usand Alternias flicker about like lanternfish in' th'dark. I may learn th'mo\/\/ements 0f d00med grubs, \/\/\/\/ay\/\/\/\/ard empires, false pr0phets, failed heiresses, mutin0us religions, an' entire \/\/\/\/orlds to0 stubb0rn or too sick t0 die pr0per. I may preser\/\/e. I may stay my hand. But, still, I am an 0rphaner. The 0rphaner \/\/\/\/aits belo\/\/\/\/ th'decks 0' m' conscience. He sharpens his h00k. He listens. \/\/\/\/hen an estranged Alternia drifted all too far fr0m sense, an' th' Empress fattened up on stagnation, an' th'let the br00d r0t on their ca\/\/erns. That is \/\/\/\/hen I am called up0n. I am called upon by Her. Gl'bgolyb. She dunnae speak as lesser beasts do. She dunnae bark, nor plead, nor perform language. She ain't a monster. She ain't a pet. She's pressure itself keepin' th'sea nice an' calm. She is the s0ng sang \/\/\/\/hen keelhaulin'. She is the \/\/ast, \/\/\/\/et \/\/\/\/a\/\/es beneath th'empire threatenin' t's\/\/\/\/allo\/\/\/\/ it \/\/\/\/h0le fr0m toe t'tip. \/\/\/\/hen She stirs, the sea quakes in fear. \/\/\/\/hen She dreams, the \/\/\/\/0rld leans c0mfortably int0 its abyss. \/\/\/\/hen she hungers, ci\/\/ilizati0n is just an appetizer fer her. My relationship \/\/\/\/ith Her has ne\/\/er been a simple ser\/\/ice. I care fer Her like y'd care fer a st0rm in a dr0ught. I'\/\/e feared Her like sh'\/\/\/\/as m'0\/\/\/\/n stern Lusus. I'\/\/e 0beyed Her like a b0ttle adrift in tide. \/\/\/\/hen I am th' Game\/\/\/\/ard, I hold back th'end fer beasts \/\/\/\/it' b0th hands. \/\/\/\/hen I am th' 0rphaner, it is \/\/\/\/hen I all0\/\/\/\/ th'end passage. It is a sacrament. Thr0ugh... recent... de\/\/elopments. I ha\/\/e learned 0f Alternias that cannae be sa\/\/ed by c0unsel. I ha\/\/e \/\/\/\/alked their harb0rs in dreams and \/\/\/\/aking sel\/\/es. I ha\/\/e seen fleets cre\/\/\/\/ed by \/\/\/\/igglers. I ha\/\/e seen jade ca\/\/erns c0mpletely silent. I ha\/\/e seen sead\/\/\/\/ellers mistaking their little aquarium as their o\/\/\/\/n Ocean rather than her resting sp0t. In th0se times, I must return t'th' Crosshairs an' set things right if I can, or I must m0\/\/e 0n. This is th'function I \/\/\/\/as gi\/\/en in m'ne\/\/\/\/ life. Sa\/\/e \/\/\/\/hat I can, \/\/\/\/hen I can, from Her. She calls t'me. Asks fer m' allegiance. I pr0\/\/ide it. I al\/\/\/\/ays \/\/\/\/ill. The Orphaner title is a blade kept in salt. It is the mantle I take, n0t t'reli\/\/e th' glee o' m'y0uth, but t' silence 0ld songs. She sings them s0 beautifully. I \/\/\/\/ill not pretend 0'er\/\/\/\/ise. Age has been a cruel tut0r. N0\/\/\/\/, I feed her \/\/\/\/it' a bit 0' grief. Kn0\/\/\/\/in' that all I'm d0in' is delayin'. She \/\/\/\/ill pass in time. She \/\/\/\/ill falter in time. Th' R0yal Lusus is naut fer th' Heiress. Rather, it is th'Lusus of Alternia itself. It is 0ur r0le t'appease her. Yet, as an 0rphaner, I no\/\/\/\/ kn0\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hen it is time t'let her go. I bare \/\/\/\/itness t'th' ole girl's ho\/\/\/\/lin'. Just out 0f range of its radius 0' death. I obser\/\/e from behind r0se-tinted goggles. On a platform just \/\/\/\/atchin'. \/\/\/\/aitin'. She has no Master. I am not just her ser\/\/ant. Sh' is th' truest de\/\/otion th'likes o' m'self can offer. \/\/\/\/hen She calls, I ans\/\/\/\/er. It is that simple.
FOR·POSTERITIES·SAKE·I·HAVE·HAD·TO·COMPILE·SOME·SIMPLE·GVIDELINES· https://i.imgur.com/A0NvPiV.png
o-)- ugh i literally can’t even deal with this right now whatever whatever
you should gi\/e me a wad of cash ^_^
↗️HELLO.↗️
there are people taking giant rips of #substances on their bug vapes. huffing that #bugass if you will. #bugrave
Ye ma'am rirght away ma'am I mean friend yes it will be charged t.o° y.o°ur acc.o°unt
https://open.spotify.com/track/6vWS3TZfQXb06cv11Se0HQ?si=pmPQF8-bSbaK3aBx8Iu-vA
LITEЯRALLY EVEЯRY WOЯRD OF IT WAS TЯRUE.
FUCK THIS S✤NG (LAPUTA BY PANCHIK✤) G✤T ME FEELING ALL TYPES ✤F WAYS
i do not recognise a lot of these people.
god, i'm just too tirEd. thE thing thEy don't tEll you about working from hivE is that you no longEr havE a good sEnsE of work/lifE balancE.
@twwiinAquariium FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/06cqivc8krat02qfhqt65v?si=lps0lskets-0d5vmvxz8ya
oh!! i dont remember having this downloaded on my phone? and its kind of late... but.. thats okay!! i think?
i think everybody else in my universe right now is asleep so they dont know im on here right now!! nor do i know on if any of them also have this? i hadnt heard of chittr before until right now anyhow!
๋࣭ ⭑⚝ ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! ๋࣭ ⭑⚝ My think pan is hurting f🕸r s🕸me reas🕸n, s🕸 I think I will retire! G🕸🕸dlight everyb🕸dy. I h🕸pe y🕸u all have a l🕸vely time d🕸ing whatever y🕸u all enj🕸y!
"th1s would not have worked btw"
#fishingfriday
!BAHAHAHAB! SYCOPHANTIC SINNERS UNABLE TO CLEAR THE BAABEAST BYPROdUCT FROM THEIR EYES ANd SEE THE FALSE EMPLOYEES FROM THE TRUE NUB TO THE GRINdSTONERS. HAH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. dON'T MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKING BUST A GUTTUBE. HAH. SOME SNIVELING WHEEZING WORM TRIEd TO GET INTO THE OFFICEBLOCK TOdAY THINKING I'd MISTAKE HIM FOR HM. AS IF. I KNOW HOW TO SPOT A FOUL SIMULACRUM OF FEIGNEd HELPLESSNESS WHEN I SEE ONE. YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIS STEEZ. BUT I WILL. TASTEMUSCLE OUT EMOJI. CHECK BELOW TO SEE HOW I HANdLEd THE PROBLEM
WHAT IS WЯRO_G WITH YOU??????????
ii aaggmm ccllaammmmyy , ii ffeeaarr ii wwiillll, mmaakkee mmyy ttoouucchhssccrreeeenn wweett ,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Any advice on how to evict a strider would be lovely. Invited dirk over to hang out but apparently he took it as "come all the way to my house and go to sleep on my bed." Ive been camping out on my floor for the better part of twenty minutes now because hes decided to take my bed hostage! Why even come over at this point? (#suggestive perhaps for certain visible markings. I dont know whats necessary!) https://i.postimg.cc/mgtBHjTH/so-lazy.png
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Li$$$en, I ain’t $$$ayin’ I wanna $$$¢rew ‘em but I’m ju$$$ $$$ayin, I’ve $$$een that troll do thing$$$ with hi$$$ bare hand$$$ that I $$$till think about $$$ometime$$$… And I wanna $$$¢rew em #N$FW #vaguepo$ting
Troll I tutor just asked me if a paragraph is supposed to have "three sentences or four?" Future mediculler here btw.
https://youtu.be/xme-UQGJxJg F'r a bett'r Alt'rnia, fair f'r all of the castes!
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The nightmares continue but I'm not dead yet.
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Guys!!! Guys!!! Guys!!! I figured it xut!!! Sss... Nx I didn't!!! Darn!!! X((( I'll get it next time!!! Prxmise!!!
Ƹ 🌂 > Do not fear little THING. I have realized you are but a robot. I will not fault you for your BADGE ASSIGNING. The ACCURSED badge will stay a secret between us. SHHH. Ʒ
Momma's going to wander the haunted apartments.
hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn fat assed matesprit sitting in youhhr lap grinding against youhh innocently #nsfw
Ƹ 🌂 > All of YOU FOOLS!!! STOP PITYING THE DARK ONE'S POSTS!!!! Ʒ
this is pr0bably a bad time two menti0n how much credit fraud i d0 on 0ther timelines. hrm. in my defense it's really easy.
i'd have to lose one hell of a bet.
I seem to have posted my domestic worries once again during the Pailling Hours. #nsfw I suppose.
We are SO very proud to announce that we will be starting Customer of the Week! Every Saturday we will be posting the Customer of the Week to celebrate the cafe's growing popularity! Nya! This week's Customer of the week issss........... *drum rollllllllllllll* @aeneasCaldarium !! You win a free date with your maid of choice as well as a complimentary t-shirt!! Nya~! #nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5c4952ba6ce.png
Atashi ya anata are like two magnetic fune in the yoru. I hope we crash into eachother and OuOr karada become under umi playgrOuOnds for the kawaii fish! (⸝⸝๑ ﹃ ๑⸝⸝;;)*+;. —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
JUST TЯRYI_G TO SHOW UP A_D SHOW OUT FOЯR MY CULLQUETISH GUPPYGIЯRL. LET ME K_OW IF YOU EVEЯR _EED A PLACE TO ЯREST YOUЯR BIG FAT BASS. :oX
)(ttps://www.anglerpublications.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/fundays1.jpg T)(is is t)(e only #butt I will post! 38P #suggestive #Fis)(-pun!
D — What does it mean for someone to be "goth". —>
hhhnhhhnhhhn facesitting withhhn youhhr moirail as a way to buhhild truhhst uhhhhhn thhhneir weighhhnt on youhhr face as thhhney promise thhhneyll let youhh breathhhn eventuhhally hhhnhhhnhhhn #nsfw
It sh.o°uld've been me but n.o°t really but it sh.o°uld've been me......... #vaguep.o°sting
Hell on earth. #fumbledit whatever whatever whatever
now probably a good time as any to make better plans. and i'll do it right here for accountability! i'm gonna try seeing my psychiatrist again. especially uh, on the topic of my meds. #mental-health
:33< when mew look outside mewre "window" and s33 the pink pulsating heart goo-stuffs :33< #notmygoo #notmypawblem #getawayfrommyhive
I6upr9fen is still a #su6stance. H9pe this helps!
SHE KEEPS MUTTEЯRI_G "AH... C'EST U_ PETIT POISSO_" U_DEЯR HEЯR BЯREATH. #WHATDATMEA_ #SPECIFICPOSTI_G
my head hurts bad but i just consumed almost an entire bag of caramel popcorn.
THEY PICKED HIM UP. BY HIS NECK GILLS. AND HELD HIM THERE. AND RIPPED HIS CLOTHES OFF. EVERYTHING IS SO AMAZING. ALL OF THE TIME. #MEGIDOMAY #GILLSOUTSEASON #GILLPLAY #GILLGORE #RUMBLE #GORE #FISHHOOKING #NSFW #NSFWE.
For t)(ose of you w)(o missed it yesternig)(t: You are a lotus flower. 🪷 Let not)(ing and no one get under your skin. #Positivity
suck my fat codpiece. HONK HONK. :o)
fish ladies with war scythes so fun to bully. IF YOU A FISH LADY WITH A WAR SCYTHE, I'M TRYNA PISS YOU OFF ON PURPOSE.
alright. ALL Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS BETTER STOP PRETENDING LIKE Y'AINT GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO. than vote in this here poll. I WANNA KNOW WHICH OF YOU BITCHES REALLY GOT THE AUDACITY TO THINK YOU KNOW WHICH OF THESE BIG, BURLY, BOOTYTASTIC BROTHERS PUTS THE SLAM ON THE OTHER. because lemme tell you. THE ANSWER MAY SHOCK YOU. vote now or i'm a be under your bed ready to creampie you so hard you can't open your damn eyes anymore. RUMBLE. TONIGHT. CHECK OUT @timaeusTestified#0414 FOR DETAILS. vote now. HONK. https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168?s=res
THEY HAVE TO BE FAT-BOTTOMED JEZEBELS.
no shit you are an unrepentant slut but hold awwn noww be honest do i havve more chest hair than you think fast
PLEASE DON'T BRING OUR KARKAT TOES INTO THIS.
i mean there's a second kind ofn gentleman's agreement we could
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d843a6f1308f.png @vveritysGleam
https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/cfbc08ce02f4.p_g #viole_ce ? #SCAЯRY
There are more spotted handfish left in the wild compared to their red coUsins. BUt. Still fewer than 3000! As a matter of fact. A shame! For sUch an adorable species. And. So very Under-stUdied! It is difficUlt for me to find facts on them. ・・・𝛾
[ It's just a voice memo of a lecheЯRous s_aЯRl. ]
ЯREADY OЯR _OT. :oX https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/065bfca60c08.p_g
#VAGUEPOST #SPECIFICPOST #WOME_ https://cd_.imgchest.com/files/aeb7f80528be.p_g
we got him gang will Post the BEATdOWN RECORdING soon #meganestunnel #violence #blood httPs://i.imgur.com/km4S71k.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i think rum vwas the vwrong choice to make... #substance
QUESTION: Who's your best friend. ANSWERR: The gorl reading this. (((Side noet: Dids that ever work on any of you bzck in rthe day. Corn sake How did it even become a thning???))) QUESITON Rank the Alphas in order of preference. (You may include the Bonus Alphas, if desired.) ANSWER: You will justs have to taLK to DR. C. JEGT about that ones. #crytptip #code #Riddel QUESTION: so... whats the word on you and that guy from the masquerade? ANSWER: I DONT WANT TOOT TALK ABOUT WHAT ALMOSST WS. https://forms.gle/iQbpcLxTzoQxmQPq6
my glasses r on, it's over for y'all.
a girl uses the wword like intermittently in a vvalley girl accent an my bulbs immediately roll back into my nug in ecstasy dont stop imbecilic bimbo slut im so close my cod i flippin lovve stupid chicks fuck yes tell me more about howw you cant spell hoofbeast wwhats that you dont knoww howw to screww in a lightbulb excuse me wwhile i beat the shit out a my sea slug
↗️NOT A COMPLIMENT.↗️ ↘️you are literally hopeless.↘️
Ai-chan gets the Empire's best vocal lessons caegar can buy —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢D-DAMARE!!! (っ｀Д´)っ･:∴ KYU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK AI-CHAN TO GET THE YŪKI TO YAKUSHOKU THIS! L(ﾟ皿ﾟﾒ)」 DAMARE! DAMARE YO! o(｀Д´*)o HICARI-CHAN, ANATA WA CHOTO KINIKUI RIGHT NOW! GYAH!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTES: damare means SHUT UP!! LEAVE AI-CHAN ALONE!!!o(｀^´*) BEING CHOTO KINIKUI! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ) VERY UGLY!! ι(｀ロ´)ノ AI-CHAN IS PRETTIER, MORE TALENTED, AND TIGHTER THAN ANATA!!]
im already quite comfortable wwith you to be frank you havvent done shit to be creepy or wweird
i... do... not... have... the... capacity... to... be... sexual... i... can... attempt... to... be... sexual... if... it... would... make... you... all... more... comfortable... with... me... #nsfw...
a guy i met in an alleyway is betting me 300 caeger that that purple guy /)n WWE is g/)nna l/)se h/)w much sh/)uld i bet and i d/)n’t kn/)w shit ab/)ut WWE
᯽ i will try to ride ms. honeybee into a small village. on-foot journeys do not seem to work. maybe flying will. ᯽
i feel filthy THAT SOUL. IS IN MY BODY. if anyone needs me, i will be dry cleaning myself. FOR A LONG TIME.
>>>(If) not (Me), then (Who)?.. >>>(A) creaking sometimes echoes through. >>>((Someone)) rings the phone. A dial tone. >>>((It's)) getting late. Some knackered groans. >>>((Someone)) speaks too loud. A cotton ball. >>>((It's)) time for sleep. Some muffled calls. >>>((Someone)) laid to rest. A peaceful light. >>>((It's)) quiet now. Some poignant sights. >>>(A) creaking sometimes echoes through. >>>(If) not (Them), then (You)!..
I Am Going To Assume " Do You Take Girlbulge Freak Style " And " Freak Style " Are From The Same Troll. historically, Yes. I Am Not Taking Any Bulge For The Foreseeable Future Though, So This Does Not Matter. Stop Asking. #nsfw #nsfc
UGYAAAH! Singing reveal won so koko it is! This is a スパー special cover requested by @caliBorn. Enjoy heehee! ( ⸝⸝´ ᵕ `⸝⸝) ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ https://sOuOndclOuOd.com/digitaldaruma/bangbangbang #aibOuOtaite —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
˙⅄∀˥S yₒᵤ ₐᵣₑ ₜᵣᵤₗy ₛₒₘₑₜₕᵢₙg. ₕₒᵣᵣᵢfyᵢₙg. ₐccₑₚₜ ₜₕᵢₛ bₐdgₑ. 🅰🅽🅳 🆂🅿🅴🅰🅺 🅽🅾🆃🅷🅸🅽🅶 🅾🅵 🅸🆃.
TO ALL MY LADIES OUT THEЯRE. WHE_ YOU GO__A STOP EATI_G BEETS WITH THE _EETS. A_D STAЯRT EATI_G SOME ЯROAST WITH THE MOST. ;oX
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Ehehehehe @~~,@ ╰┈➤ My spade wouldn't like you sayign this
are you seriously flirting vvith another violet on here
Why is he so pathetic. THIS IS DISTRACTING ME. Woof. The hunt resumes.
love sstreaamiing you get weiirdoss donaatiing haalf theiir iincome to you iin aa heaartbeaat.
(WHY DID I LIKE HER CALLING M WAIT FUCK THE BRACKETS DON’T WORK POST CANCELLED.
I tried to, he 8locked me ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა I'm really worried
1 W4S DR34D1NG TH1S....
sometimes i miss folykl i can still her voice sometimes
{ ...goohkaay gheehgheegheeoohgeegooghheeeeggeegheeiigeeheeoogeeoogoooo x) x) x) iim soo tiickleed... }
oh you have no fuckin idea
damn the powwers that be could get awway wwith anything on earth huh
yknow im glad we dont got mcdonalds anymore they used to be making those nuggets out of dog surgery and roadkill
MMight be a surprise but i listen to a lil troll oingo boingo here n there. it’s a dead MMan’s party who could ask for MMore type shit
who2 gonna play trollblox wiith me. be hone2t.
did n⚙︎t t⟢ke ⟢dv⟢nt⟢ge ⚙︎f ⟢ll the free b⚙︎⚙︎ze l⟢st night which is ⟢ d⟢mn sh⟢me
Literally no one who needs to say they are nice is nice. -_-
Can we not do this supervillain bullshit? -_-
Any generous merc out there willing to fight a seadweller? #violence -_-
Oh. I wasnt offering anyways. I was just assuming you wanted help. -_-
I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING THIS SALTWATER WOMAN CAPTURED ME
GET ME OUT OF THIS SHACKLE I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE #FREEME #FREEFOLYKL #HELP #HELP
◌ My three masks will all be memorialized in my office display case. ... Two of my three masks will. The first one I might just put in the trash. ⧂
I DO_'T HAVE LICE. I USE TOO MA_Y OF YOUЯR PЯRODUCTS. THA_KS, BABES. <3 <3< <> <3< <3
⠀⠀⡞⠉⠙⡆⠀⠀⠀⣠⠤⠤⣄⠀⠀ :oX ⠓⠚⣖⠚⠉⠀⡠⠖⢡⠤⢦⡀⡸⣀⠇ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠱⠤⠖⠋⠀⠀
Yes what is it
WHAT IS_'T WЯRO_G WITH ME IS WHAT EVEЯRYBODY WA_TS TO K_OW. BUT WILL _EVEЯR BE ABLE TO FIGUЯRE OUT. I LIKE IT WHE_ YOU TЯRY A_D PI_ IT DOW_, THOUGH. YOU'ЯRE GOOD AT THAT. ;oX
YOU'ЯRE OUT OF SHAMPOO, BEE TEE DUBS.
#FREEFOLYKL
yes demoness your custom dice are soooo cool can you GET ME OUT OF HERE
she had me sucking energy from the cigarette lighter
fuck i finally get on the palmhusk after 23 hours of settlers of culltan and everyone’s talking about pailing season i’m literally never going to make it out of here
i’m losing all the fleas on my scalp
i’m feeling like an alternian girl doll
NO ANYTHINg BUT THE BRUSH
NO
UNCHAIN ME
WE'VE ALL BEE_ THEЯRE.
WHE_ MY HIHI FLIЯRTS WITH A CLOW_ THAT'S _OT ME I USE HEЯR MOST EXPE_SIVE BUBBLE ELIXIЯR I_ HEЯR ABLUTIO_ TЯRAP.
IGNORE THAT WRETCH. WHO I NEVERTHELESS HAVE THE UTMOST BUSINESSLIKE ADMIRATION FOR. AND LOCK IN. SISTER. @TERMINALLYCAPRICIOUS#2753 I SWEAR. TO THE ANGEL OF DOUBLE DEATH. IF YOU COME HERE THRASHING YOUR BULGE AROUND. IN A FOOLISH AND SUICIDAL ATTEMPT. TO #HETSLOP MY BEAUTIFUL #YURIFUL #GIRLSNIGHT. WITH MY LOYAL AND DEVOTED STAN. AND HER HOSTAGE. I'M RIPPING IT CLEAN OFF.
@handMaid if your mother fucking girls night is so yuriful and special. THEN HOW ABOUT YOU COME CLAW THIS FIN HAVING BRINE SUCKER OFF MY DAMN JOCK. news flash hicari i only fuck with ladies who got it rocking. BUT HEY MAYBE IF YOU SING LONG ENOUGH I COULD LEAVE A SPARE PAIR OF POLKA DOT PANTS FOR YOUR MAIDEN STUMPS.
wvill be posting the full song evwventually. wvhat do you think of my original lyrics? #artist. #up and coming. vwvwvhen I vwvwvalk on 8y, girls 8e lookin' like, "Damn, he fly" I pimp to the 8eat, vwvwvalking dovwvwvn the street in my nevwvwv LaFreak Yeah, this is hovwvwv I roll, animal print, pants outta control It's Redfoo vwvwvith the 8ig afro and like 8ruce Leroy, I got the glovwvwv, yeah [Chorus: RedFoo] (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) I-I-I-I vwvwvork out (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) I-I-I-I vwvwvork out [8uild: RedFoo] vwvwvhen I vwvwvalk in the spot (Yeah), this is vwvwvhat I see (Okay) Evwvwvery8ody stops and is staring at me I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to shovwvwv it Shovwvwv it, shovwvwv it, shovwvwv it [Drop: RedFoo] I'm sexy and I knovwvwv it I'm sexy and I knovwvwv it You might also like Hey Jane Tyler, The Creator Thought I vwvwvas Dead Tyler, The Creator Rah Tah Tah Tyler, The Creator [vwvwverse 2: RedFoo] Yo, vwvwvhen I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em all And vwvwvhen I'm at the 8each, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks (vwvwvhat?) This is hovwvwv I roll, come on, ladies, it's time to go vwvwve headed to the 8ar, 8a8y, don't 8e nervwvwvous No shoes, no shirt, and I still get servwvwvice, vwvwvatch [Chorus: RedFoo] (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) I-I-I-I vwvwvork out (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody I-I-I-I vwvwvork out [8uild: RedFoo] vwvwvhen I vwvwvalk in the spot (Yeah), this is vwvwvhat I see (Okay) Evwvwvery8ody stops and is staring at me I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to shovwvwv it Shovwvwv it, shovwvwv it, shovwvwv it [Drop: RedFoo] I'm sexy and I knovwvwv it, ayy I'm sexy and I knovwvwv it Check it out, check it out [8ridge: RedFoo] vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, yeah vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, yeah vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, yeah vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwviggle, vwvwvig—, yeah, yeah Do the vwvwviggle, man I do the vwvwviggle, man Yeah, I'm sexy and I knovwvwv it Ayy, yeah [Chorus: RedFoo] (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) I-I-I-I vwvwvork out (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) Girl, look at that 8ody (Ah) I-I-I-I vwvwvork out
♤ I Don't Exactly Have An Empress In My Timeline, So Your Words Don't Mean Much, I'm Afraid... Just Saying You Should Keep A More Open Mind. ♤
Ay Que Suerte
♤ What. Okay First Off, I'm A Male Fuchsia. Rare, But Possible. You ARE Aware That Male Violets Exist With Decent Frequency, Though, Right? It's Important To Me That You Know That. ♤
can't believwve any girl had to deal wvith something like this.... #feminist. #wvoke. #heartbreak. #single. #quad4quad. #heymeenah.
See my earlier resp9nse t9 turntechG9dd9uche. It is n9t p9ssi6le f9r y9u t9 n9t have d9ne anything wr9ng in y9ur life, 6ecause t9 err is what makes us tr9ll (9r human, 9r cheru6, etc.), 6ut we sh9uld all strive t9 rec9gnize these faults in 9urselves and take the steps t9 c9rrect 9ur 6ehavi9r whenever p9ssi6le. Als9, acc9rding t9 y9ur m9st recent Chitts, it seems like y9u've kidnapped s9me9ne. This is a severe vi9lati9n 9f an9ther pers9n's 69dily aut9n9my and right t9 ch99se whether they wanted t9 c9me t9 y9ur hive 9r n9t. If y9u are having tr9u6le determining whether this acti9n is wr9ng 9r n9t, I ask y9u: w9uld *y9u* appreciate 6eing a6ducted t9 s9me9ne's hive against y9ur will and made t9 play 69ard games with them als9 against y9ur will? #Kidnapping #KidnappingMenti9n #69ardGames #69ardGamesMenti9n
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K--<how am i currently the least smashable member someone come and fix this #teamchudsmashorpass https://forms.gle/pxtVZJgocF7TEhve7
Sometimes I Think It Is H4rd To Inter4ct With People On This Site When You 4re Not "popul4r" But Then I Think 4bout How The Ide4 Of Someone Being 4 "f4mous Chittr User" Is 4 Fucking Ridiculous Concept
CHOTTO MATTEEEEE KITTEEEEEEE —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
I don't think yOuO're a freak! Oh ... Wait yOuO're the gamer girl... —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
== i still... don't really get the whole... girlfail thing... == == but i guess... it's hard to recognize failure... when you're such a success...! ==
T9night, I w9uld like t9 9pen up a discussi9n 9n the t9pic 9f repenting. T9 start 9ff, I w9uld like t9 pr9vide a disclaimer that, despite the religi9us c9nn9tati9n this term 9ften carries, it is imp9rtant t9 keep in mind g9ing f9rward that repentance is a wh9lly secular practice that any pers9n 9r n9n-pers9n identifying individual can participate in. I, f9r example, f9ll9w n9 religi9n 9r faith, 6ut I am a 6ig pr9p9nent 9f this idea and 6elieve m9re pe9ple w9uld 6e 6etter 9ff if they did as well. 6ut what d9es it mean t9 repent, y9u may 6e w9ndering? Well, Meriam-We6str defines repenting as "t9 feel regret 9r c9ntriti9n", 9r, "t9 change 9ne's mind". In 9ther w9rds, repentance, 9r metan9ia, means t9 rec9gnize when y9u have d9ne, th9ught, 9r felt s9mething wr9ng and t9 make a c9nsci9us eff9rt t9 change y9ur acti9ns, th9ughts, 9r feelings f9r the 6etter. If y9u want t9 lead a m9rally just life 9r unlife, as y9u sh9uld, y9u need t9 6e familiar with repenting f9r y9ur misdeeds when they 9ccur. N9ne 9f us are exempt fr9m accidentally (9r willfully) engaging in pr96lematic 6ehavi9rs, s9 when it d9es 9ccur, it's imp9rtant t9 kn9w what must 6e d9ne in 9rder t9 make up f9r said 6ehavi9rs. T9 ch99se an example that sh9uld appeal t9 the 6r9adest dem9graphic 9f Chittrers p9ssi6le, (warnings here f9r the f9ll9wing upc9ming t9pics: #NSFW #NSFWMenti9n #Impr9perSexual6ehavi9r) let's say y9u have recently engaged in an illicit dalliance with s9me9ne that y9u n9w regret 6ecause the act 9f this af9rementi9ned dalliance g9es against y9ur pers9nal c9nvicti9ns. Th9ugh this was wr9ng 9f y9u, 6ecause y9u sh9uld always stick firmly t9 y9ur pers9nal 6eliefs especially in times 9f weakness, 6y rec9gnizing that this acti9n was indeed wr9ng, y9u have already taken the first step 9n the path t9 pers9nal redempti9n. I'm s9 pr9ud 9f y9u (in a plat9nic way s9 as t9 n9t imply an unc9mf9rta6le sense 9f familiarity with y9u). Y9ur next step w9uld 6e t9 c9nfess, 9r admit t9, y9ur wr9ngd9ings t9 a trusted individual, pr9vided this individual is mentally and/9r em9ti9nally equipped t9 deal with what may end up 6eing a heavy t9pic. I rec9mmend reaching 9ut t9 a m9irail (9r a m9irailsprit, kismerail, ausprail, kismerailsprit, etc.), a cl9se plat9nic friend, a terr9rpist, an an9nym9us c9nfessi9ns 6l9g, 9r even a Chittr p9st, th9ugh wisd9m and guidance can c9me in many m9re f9rms than just this sh9rt list. In a6sence 9f any 9f the a69ve, y9u may als9 reach 9ut t9 me. As a self-app9inted and 9thers-app9inted th9ughtleader, I will 6ravely take 9n the mantle 9f 6eing a pr9ver6ial ear f9r y9u t9 c9nfess t9 if y9u have n9 9ne else t9 turn t9, 9r if I'm y9ur first ch9ice in c9nfidant, that w9uld 6e appreciated as well. Regardless 9f what f9rm it manifests, it's imperative n9t t9 let y9ur feelings 9f guilt fester, as 69ttling them up inside will weigh heavily 9n y9ur #MentalHealth. After c9nfessi9n c9mes what may 6e the trickiest part, alth9ugh I d9n't want t9 make any assumpti9ns (#Assumpti9ns) 9n y9ur 6ehalf. I 9nly say this 6ecause I kn9w a l9t 9f tr9lls with str9ng senses 9f pride that make this difficult f9r them. This is when y9u ap9l9gize t9 the 9ffended parties, if applica6le, and t9 y9urself. In 9ur given example, y9u w9uld ap9l9gize t9 y9ur affair partner that y9u have 6etrayed y9ur 9wn values 6y inv9lving them in such a salaci9us act. (If any9ne needs tips 9n h9w t9 appr9priately ap9l9gize t9 s9me9ne else f9r the err9rs 9f 9ne's ways, I will make a f9ll9w up p9st if en9ugh interest is expressed.) Remem6er that y9u are n9t entitled t9 f9rgiveness, n9r sh9uld y9u ap9l9gize with the s9le intent t9 6e f9rgiven. Y9u are d9ing it 6ecause it's the right thing t9 d9 regardless. 9nce this is d9ne, 9r if there is n9 additi9nal party y9u need t9 ap9l9gize t9, y9u can then ap9l9gize t9 y9urself. As l9ng as y9u truly 6elieve y9ur 9wn s9rr9w, y9u may f9rgive y9urself. Lastly, 6ut m9st crucially, y9u must res9lve y9urself t9 change y9ur mindset *and* y9ur 6ehavi9r and never make the same mistake twice. Th9ugh this s9unds self-explanat9ry, I'll explain it anyway f9r th9se 9f y9u f9r wh9m "self-explanat9ry" rarely ever is. What this means is f9r y9u t9 c9mmit t9 turning away fr9m the negative acti9n, th9ught, 9r feeling that y9u c9mmitted earlier and replacing the 6ehavi9r with s9mething p9sitive. In 9ur example, s9me9ne struggling with inappr9priate sexual desires might ch99se instead t9 find healthier 9utlets f9r their desires, such as ch99sing t9 9nly engage in intimate relati9ns with dedicated quadrantmates 9r a6staining fr9m all f9rms 9f sexual activity and instead channeling that frustrati9n int9 an educati9nal pursuit 9r a practical h966y like knitting. Whatever y9ur res9luti9n is, the key is t9 c9mmit y9urself t9 it s9 y9u can keep living 9r unliving y9ur life 9r unlife free 9f pr96lematic 6ehavi9r g9ing f9rward. If y9u'd like t9 kn9w m9re 9r need s9me9ne t9 c9nfess t9, feel free t9 leave a c9mment 6el9w. Additi9nally, my DMs are currently 9pen. Happy repenting, every9ne. #Repentance #Metan9ia #F9rgiveness #Guilt #Shame #Menti9ns9fReligi9n #ReclaimedTerms
i need s0me0ne t0 fix me t0 take me apart and put me back t0gether find what is wr0ng and fix it why can i n0t repair my feelings like my 0ther c0mp0nents
Wait why? What's wrong? —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
Nee-chan please stop this. This isn't yOuOr pusher. Turn off yOuOr notifications and DM me (>0<；) —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢邪悪な呪いのビームがあなたを永遠に地獄に呪い叫んで泣いても決してあなたを解放せずドローンがあなたの巣を破壊しに来るのであなたは決して幸せになれず私とアイちゃんのような絆を持つことも決してできません彼女は私の全てであなたは何もないのですビタビタビームー(っ｀Д´)っ･:∴☆ミ☆○o。..𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ☆ミ☆ミ☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆ミ○o。.☆.𖥔 ݁ ˖ᯓ.ᡣ𐭩‧₊˚ ⊹ミ○o。.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: you will die in seven days.]
LOVE YOU TOO, HIHI. SHE WA_TS TO K_OW WHE_ YOU'ЯRE COMI_G OVEЯR FOЯR GЯRUBLOAF AGAI_.
Buenos Noches Mi Amorcitos
i wish my first thöught when i see an inatimate öbject with a circle höle wasnt "i can put mu bulge in that" which has happened mröe than önce and resulted in the biggest öuch ever #nsfw
☝︎❒︎♏︎♏︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎⬧︎ □︎◆︎❒︎ ❖︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎●︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ❒︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⬥︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎□︎◆︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎ ♓︎⧫︎ ♌︎♏︎⬧︎⧫︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♓︎■︎⧫︎❒︎□︎♎︎◆︎♍︎♏︎ □︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎♏︎●︎❖︎♏︎⬧︎
hey I'm not brainless! I'm brainmost don't yOuO know —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
WWAIT you play culltan my apologies i did not understand your game
I th0ught it meant when s0me0ne l00ks ad0rable but their pers0nality isnt cutest at all but the difference between the tw0 makes them seem cute regardless
gdi sigh yeah i might be familiar
man #outglutmasquerade
keep having this dreammmm of gutting the sammmme fish dowwwwn its pale underbelly, wwwwhaled bulb staring at mmmmine. wwwwonder wwwwhat that's about
So+... Unrelated to+ any so+rt o+f disco+urse o+r current activity o+n the public feed. But ho+w do+es the general public feel abo+ut things like willing hypno+sis, o+r vo+luntary mind co+ntro+l? Fo+r healthy things, such as addictio+n breaking, o+r po+sitive habit fo+rming, and similar uses, I mean.
aaaaaaa paleflirting is so!! aaaa!!!!
struggle. endure. contend.
Su8mission 7: I'm fucking tired of 8eing a good person I tried sooooo hard to stop 8eing an asshole. And it worked! It worked is the worst part! I have a whole lot to lose and I'm still sick of it and wanna kinda just say screw it and go 8ack to 8eing horri8le to everyone who gave me second and third chances. If you got an answer for this one go for it 8ut don't even worry a8out it. My response: Anonymous Poster, it is cruelest of yourself to realize that kindness does not 8ring happiness. You can spend sweeps sharpening yourself into something defensive and vicious 8ecause it keeps you alive. Then, when you make the conscious effort to stop and dull, you realize that you dent and are harmed easily as well. My primary response is that you should stand strong. The impulse to lash out and worsen yourself is only temporary. Cruelty asks little of you 8eyond impulse. Kindness is a restraint of maintenance. Your effort "worked" in your own words. That does not erase the exhaustion of maintenance, though. Truly awful individuals do not mourn the possi8ility of 8ecoming awful. https://forms.gle/W2PuMX2HEh3aZ8pm6 #SerketCircuit
If i get culled by the end oof it please pray foor my sooul #ooutglutmasquerade
who needs porn when u can re-watch alien for the tenth time (both 4 ripley n the xenomorph) #nsfw
Alsoo i think i'm loost might have a Realistic Panic Attack™ in the ablutioonbloock
wwell maybe not you
∨:᜶ TrollGꝒT⨾ How do you know what Quadrant = [FLUSHED, ꝒITCHED] ⮠
u know i cant cull!! it makes my pan all squirmy;
Oh.. Is pitiful a good thing..? I ddon't really now Alternian ccustoms
im tellin him whats for!!!!!! i am!! im givin him the business i promise!! hes really gettin it good!!
✝+ I seemed to have missed something important... +✝
Dog nnoise .. I dd do not mean to insult you
among other things, women haters who probs want you to shut up and do whatever they want you to. go ahead and kill em
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[MARGATIRA VILLE I MI$$ YOU]
gill you pickin fights with first guardians?
I am emotionally attached to my YUCKY penny.
I woke up this morning stricken with a curse so deadly it makes my constant splitting migraines feel like splinters in the skin of my heel: I have a tummyache.
<-(((Lets not get in to what they are like at on land galas or whatever other function they feel the need to grace with their presence)))->
[ >BEHOLDETH, THE REMAINS OF MINE NOW-FORMER APPRENTICE WHO WAS CAUGHT USING SCRIBEGPT. LITERALLY WHY DID HE DO THAT. DID HE THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE. HE KEPT THE FUCKING PROMPT RESPONSE IN IT WAS BRIGHT AS FUCKING DAY HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/11/IMAGE.PNG_ ]
>i create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand >chalk it up to my natural charm being sort of an aphrodisiac of sorts >only u'kno instead of libido increasing herbal remedies it's my alluringly repulsive metaphorical web pheromones >which OBVIOUSLY a bottom feeder like you would be heavily influenced by >trust me though >give in to the grotesque and confusing urges you feel babe >let me alter your brain chemistry >inb4 i fuck up your entire life by cementing myself as a staple of misery in your consciousness >i am such a fapworthy chud LOLOLOL
<-(((I can't a dating pool of high quality down there considering just how much they feel the need to posture due to there being no real male semi-mythological role model for them to take after)))->
<-(((Land dwelling men get to at least vaguely gesture towards the grand highblood with their social archetypes)))->
>don't threaten me with a great time fishlips >but actually do keep threatening me >nobody threatens me anymore >it is a major turn off
You don't wanna annihil8 some lowlevels? Damn.
You should come to FLARPlanet during the next League! I need more quality players.
>glub then >why stop glubbing >is glubbing not the purest possible expression of the wader soul >you cannot stop glubbing >you either glub or perish >such is the immutable law of sea >glub like you fucking mean it >glub until either victory or total caste annihilation arrives at your doorstep >glub like your very existence depends on maintaining maximum glubbage at all times >NEVER RELENT >NEVER SURRENDER >KEEP GLUBBING THROUGH THE PAIN >THROUGH THE SLANDER >THROUGH IT ALL >KEEP GLUBBING >OUUUGHHHH I’M SO CLOSE FFFFFUCK
>>| .if there was .an .omniscuttlecoach for freaks, .i may sit .on second row, .in between two purplebloods.
the gooncave (my rethpiteblock)
I'm fine????????? There's something wrong with you lol
wrothe when you see th1s thread 1m go1ng to k1ll you outr1ght th1s t1me. no mercy :)
Oh fuck the sun's up, when did that happen? Well, g∞d light, everyone.
I TRIED TO DISTRACT THE GNOME WITH LUCKY CHARMS!!! IT GOT OFFENDED AND TOLD ME THAT I WAS USING THE WRONG STEREOTYPE!!! SO INSTEAD I STARTED BEATING IT TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!! BECAUSE INSTEAD OF CEREAL THE BOX HELD BRICKS!!!!! #GORE
<:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <:) <.) <:) <:) <:) hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae hae! #gnomevworry #behappy
{[-]} | I don't swing out of malice, I swing cause it's fun! If I do hit you it was a complete accident hence why I was asking heh- ;^^ Piko!♡
{[-]} | Also i'd never purposefully swing at royalty! Piko!♡
this is a post made by someone who's never had a dr pepper
UGH. FUCK, I'M TIRED. NOT OF BODY OR SPIRIT. JUST TIRED OF YOU. THE COLLECTIVE "YOU," AS IN THE INDIFFERENT, GANDERBULB-STRAINING STROBE OF THE TIMELINE. IT'S LOW-BATTERY HOURS IN THE KARKAT DIMENSION. GET OFF YOUR MISERABLE, YEARNING ASSES AND DM ME IF YOU WANT TO HOLD AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION. OTHERWISE, GO FLOP BACK INTO YOUR PLUSH, SWADDLED-UP COFFIN OF CHOICE AND YEARN YOURSELF INTO AN EARLY INSECTPULCHER. I ONLY TALK TO TROLLS WITH AN OUNCE OF FUCKING VOLITION IN THEM.
I may 8e a 8usiness of sometimes questiona8le ethics and or salacious work. 8ut let it 8e known I will never advertise something like a drink as a “functional 8everage”.
IF ANYONE JUST SO HAPPENS TO SEE A GNOME LIKE CREATURE ROAMING AROUND!!! PANIC!!! ONE OF MY EXPERIMENTS BREACHED CONTAINMENT AND IS HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!!!
Then I wouldn't get to hit them with the 8room. Surely you see my conundrum.
I have to 8at trolls off with a 8room. Not 8ecause they are particularly romantically interested in me, 8ut 8ecause they want my sick, sick loot.
<-(((Clay plug warns of lynks disease)))->
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37-27-42 (Uh) (Oohhhh) Squeeze all a that in my 'cupe - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
So if you tryna lay in these frondddds (If you tryna lay in these fronds) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Any other fans of carcinization? #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a91a79880260.jpg - MC Oleana
I was rounding up FLARP League Acquisition Points, or FLAPs, and noticed that there are some gru88ins that snuck in to make me read panrot or there are adult molted psycho freaks o8sessed with wriggler content. Whose FLARP Character is named any of this gar8age????????
▲I lived btw, the shrapnel didnt hit anything important▼
i donbt kmow who you are and i definitelly dont wabt pity
GUESS I’LL BE CALLING THIS NEW PLANET HOME.
> MORNING DEGENERATES OF CHITTR. > Last night I decided to not post my sign off after ingesting copious amounts of mind honey. > Shit was fucking WHACK. > Tell me, how was Y'ALL'S morning? I woke up with my palmhusk in my mouth while stuck inside a fridge full of food. > Best fucking wake up. EVER. Lololol
I miss my wife. I miss her a lot. #YEARNING
WHY 4R3 534DW3LL3R B0Y5 50 CUT3 4HHHH!!!! 8//]
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
Staring.
Just now found out I never responded to this. I just got hundreds of better things to do nightly, over disproving bullshit thoughts proposed by our globe's dimmest fishes.
,,,i wa$n't,,,talking to you,,, ,,,do not $peak,,,when you are not $poken to,,,it'$ impolite,,,
[IM DOING WHAT AGAIN DON'T YOU UNDER$TAND THE GRAVITY OF THI$ $ITUATION]
the 15-sweep old guppy. overdramatic to high hell. prognosis: has rarely been sick in his life. wants to milk it for what it's worth.
↘️you are deserving to feel this way.↘️ ↗️YOU DESERVE TO FEEL ONLY VITRIOLIC TOWARDS THOSE OF A LESSER STATUS.↗️
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My... Daily... Affirmations... i Am A Good Man... i Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... because I Am A Good Person... my Friends Are Good People... they Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... because They Are Good People... i Would Know A Bad Man... i Would Stop Him From Hurting Anybody... because He Is A Bad Person... and He Is Not Like Me... thank God For Good Men...
[HUH!!! MAN WHATEVER]
The fourth day of #mistressmay on a #mistressmonday!
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trollian is so dead these days, aint no one vwillin to hit me up. maybe its just broken?
What on God's green Earth is a "tsundere." Should I be offended.
sLeEpInG ThRoUgH My dReAmS Of fUcKiNg yOu So hErE GoEs eVeRyThInG At oNcE tUrN ThIrTy-sOmEtHiNg sTiLl hAvEn't lEaRnEd hOw tO RoLl a bLuNt BuT I ShOw hOw yOu tO SmOkE OuT Of a sOdA CaN i'lL HoLd iT OvEr yOuR HeAd 'TiLl yOu oVeRsTaNd.. uP! PuLl yOuR PaNtS Up, YoU DoN'T LoVe mE, yOu oNlY LeT Me fUcK CaUsE YoUr mAn sUcKs ~~~~~~~~ AnD SwEeTeR ThAn cOtToN CaNdY rOcKiNg cAnDiEs bEnEaTh tHaT SwEaTsUiT sToP ThE FaNtAsY, hErE CoMeS ThE GuEsT, wHo? yUp, ThAt's rIgHt, CaMe aNd cHeCk tHaT MiC lEt tHe rEsT Go fIgHt, CaUsE YoUr dReSs iS So tIgHt If iT'S FrEsH ThEy bItE, bUt iF It's dOpE ThEy sWaLlOw AnD I'Ll bE DaMnEd iF I DoN'T GiVe yOu a mOuThFuL sHe tHiNkS I'M FlY I ThInK ShE'S WaRm (Uh-hUh) aNd yOu kNoW ThE NoRm aNy pOrT In tHe sToRm ~~~~~~~~ HtTpS://YoUtU.Be/mRxBhDs1aQo?sI=Bt-tUwQvD3GhBwWl #lYrIcPoStInG
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
DON'T REMIND ME
There are many moments in my life I can say these exact string of words to, but I think this one would be a real competitor for the spot of top dog: I fucked up. #NSFW from here on out. So some random fuckin' human challenged the actual Condesce to a game of DDR. I, being an intellectual, decided to make a bet for literally no fucking reason. In fact, I would have nothing to gain from it, only something to lose. Anyway, I had said if the Condesce lost, somehow, I'd "shove my sword so far up my ass I'll be shitting steel." Yeah, guess who won. All I'll say is: stay tuned for more later.
You seem ha⟡efully fixa⟡ed on highbl⚯ds ⟡o a degree ⟡ha⟡'s unheal⟡hy, bud. Why are you le⟡⟡ing ⟡hem rule your mind like ⟡ha⟡? ==⟢
fish update vwhere the fuck is carmine
I Have Let Myself Speak Too Much Since Joining This Site The More I Say The Less I Can Want I Will Focus On My Work For Now
:o) It has been some time :o) Since I partook of the wicked elixir :o) Perhaps I should rely on old habits...
:O(
→I W♈︎SH I COULD WORK AT A HOTEL, I'D EVEN BE HAPP♈︎ER ♈︎N CUSTOMER SERV♈︎CE THAN TH♈︎S SH♈︎T SHOW OF A JOB...AN♈︎WA♈︎, I HEARD R♈︎TCH♈︎ CAUGHT THE SEA FLARE FLU, I HOPE HES OKA♈︎
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what the fuck
▬▬[══Methinketh, is it of pity to bait, to declare mine own lineage of gentlemanly and nobile birth? 🤔═══>
J|x|nx Egbert. @ectoB|x|olog|x|st#6844 |X| would l|x|ke to schedule a meet|x|ng w|x|th you asap please. https://|x|.|x|mgur.com/oy1O2eJ.png
(°. my cust𖦹dian d𖦹esn't kn𖦹w h𖦹w t𖦹 c𖦹de unf𖦹rtunately .°)
▬▬[══Buxom fair maidens of Cullmonwealth, askest thou how much I dare to pay thee for a noblest nighte? Nought, I say! Mine gold is alredy thees, mistress! 🤣═══>
<^ Need a woman to blow smoke into my mouth. #nsfw ^>
#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
Maybe, wouldn't stop me from wanting to try and change it anyway. Been through several "end of all things" events, and there'll always be some survivors
▬▬[══Hark, say thee to th' darke creatures, my liege... "count thine nights"!═══>
Despite everyØne’s best effØrts, I’m still kicking
TANTOSAN IS GOING TO KILLLLLLLL MEEEEEE HTTPS://MEDIA。TENOR。COM/EXE1C0XUXYMAAAAM/ANIME-GIRL。GIF
>([i keep clickin on spoilered #ole posts t#inkin itll be somet#in funny and i just get blasted w/ real #ole idk w#at i expected t#o so t#ats on me fr #nsfw]
wwont evven paleslop wwith me after throwwin the most obvviously diamond toned insinuations my wway keep your fuckin moirailship im suckin barnacles off the underside a boots
wwhat menial bullcrap is this jesus fuck ill be right there as soon as i pull said chalice out of my chute sidewways
wwhoa that wwas easier than i thought youll hear no complaints from me for getting slotted into pale ill be a vvigilant knight clad in drippin pitch black ichor evver wwatchful for impudent scum wwho get too casual wwith the higher ups
your tyrian caste protects you from my wwrath so do you wwant to be my neww boss
gArYsU Is a fUnNy nAmE ThOuGh. HoNk. I GuEsS If yOu'rE BeGgInG ThAt bAdLy i cAn fLaRp wItH YoU AnD PlAy tHiS SiLlY AsS GaMe.
dOn't cAlL Me bEsTiE. yOu cAn't rEaLlY StEp tO Me aNd sHiT WhEn yOu'rE OuT HeRe tAlKiNg aBoUt tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG VaSt gLuB. sHiT Is lAsT WeEk's dOoMsDaY.
i tOlD YoU AlReAdY. mY NaMe iS GaMzEe mAkArA. aRe yOu sTuPiD?
wHo's fLaRpInG? i'vE DoNe tHiS ShIt tO MoThEr fUcKeRs bEfOrE. i pLaYeD A MoThEr fUcKiNg gAmE WiTh mY FrIeNdS ThAt eNdEd tHe eNtIrE WoRlD. tHe wOrLd yOu lIvE In nOw iS My mOtHeR FuCkInG PuPpEtEeR MaStEr pLaY, i'm tUgGiNg oN YoUr sTrInGs aNd yOu dOn't eVeN HaVe aNy mOtHeR FuCkInG ClUe. IgNoRaNt fUcKiNg hEaD BuRiEd iN ThE SaNd lOoKiNg tO YoUr lItTlE SaD TeNtAcLeS FoR An aNsWeR WhEn tHe pRoOf iS In tHe cReAm pIe aLl aLoNg. I RiPpEd mY FrIeNdS HeAdS OfF ThEiR NeCkS AnD SaT ThEm iN A GrAnD JuRy lInE, bAnGiNg mY GaVeL AnD TrYiNg tHe uNiVeRsE FoR ItS SiNs. NoW ThAt i tHiNk aBoUt iT, yOu kInDa cUtE TrYiNg tO Be tHe dOoM Of eVeRyOnE. bEt yOu cAn't eVeN Be tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG DoOm oF Me.
its been nothin but loww effort bait from the start youre only noww wwakin up to it
D-->I have just realised that every single prosthetic I have designed has been in one way or another made to fi% my Serket's mistakes. This revelation has brought quite the confusing mi%ture of bodily reactions. I suppose the time to diversify my portfolio is now.
people keep mentioning a game i can’t find but something about it seems familiar genuinely the only shit that gives me the chills for some reason ugh whatever lmfao shits weird
That's It, I've Had Enough. You're All Going To The Torture Nexus.............
As of now, my current Bulge Queue is 12 Public. 1 Private. These reviews will be shorter uhm. on average. Unless i find there to be somethingparticularly interesting! #nsfw
W)(at?
May8e sometime I will get to hear those fins flap flap flapping........ #vaguepost
... Who's going to inform him? ♥︎
I believe Rankmaid has experience being a foot stool.
takinng thinngs that do nnot belonng to me.
ohgoshiforgotallwhoimsupposedtogiveratings to #nsfw hopetheydontpunishme heheheh butnoseriouslydontbemad hhh Workingonthem!
Deprivation. Of comfort, of company, of just enough of their senses to be maddening. Crammed into a small, dark space for the rest of their days.
You're so #valid for this. Do what you must. - MC Oleana
does anyone wwant me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS A STRAIGHT UP MUTHAHAFUCKING CERTIFIED L BOZO BRUH MOMENT. Do: I AM THE BOZO. Do:
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i’m gyunna unfollow gyuuuu guehehe
I think I'm Too Nerdy to Be at this Party, I haven't even Mentioned Being here till Now!!!
◌ There are some chitts I'm not sure how to react to. None of the reactions seem right. I want to acknowledge I have seen it, but express nothing besides, perhaps, confusion. ⧂
I've never left #mypod. I do not possess a gun.
hUh? Oh nOtHiNg. YeAh, NaH I JuSt tYpOeD Is aLl. WhO ArE YoU? hOnK.
1 JUST FLEW BACK FROM A CLASS1F1ED M1L1TARY BLACKS1TE AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS T1RED! mY W1NGS TOO, - n1TRAM-DONO
SOMETIMES. WHEN DOC SCRATCH DOESN'T WANT ME TO SPIT OuT MY MORNING VITAMINS. HE HIDES THEM IN A PIECE OF CHEESE. AS IF I DON'T KNOW THE FuCKING DIFFERENCE. THE ONLY REASON I FALL FOR IT. ON PuRPOSE MIND YOu. IS BECAuSE I GET TO CHEW THEM SHITS TO SMITHEREENS. NEGATING ANY HIPPIE DIPPIE BuLLSHIT THEY PuT IN MY SYSTEM.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTB1Z3VzZHh4MDRkemxzN2h6Z2cwcDJraHlhOTR6dTZmZmI2d29pMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OqwoS0eFiBSARiUicw/200.webp mewhenyourbulge. #nsfw
@mercurialGeloscopy #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. Okay. First purpleblood. We all know the problem here! Uh. They are off the CHARTS! So. I want you to keep in mind the concept that my ratings for these are subjective to their caste specifically. Not everyone is @murdererHonkhonk but at the same time, if they aren't, they are probably doing a lot better than anyone else! Hff. Strength is a 10. Uhm. This is the strongest bulge I've rated personally--Though, it's close to a certain fishy contender. Pliability is a 5. Average pliability! Length is a 7! Uhm. Pretty good. It can probably choke you! That's, uhm. You know. Fun! Girth is an 8! Hhhf. From base to tip it's thick. My jaw is hurting...just...thinking about it! X-Factor is a 0! He just has a good old fashion club! Secretions are offcolor. Lighter! #864ac7 Well hydrated troll despite his diet of alcohol. Uhm. But he does work out, so it's expected! Hhfff. He smells like...oil. Uhm I don't know how else to describe it? Motor oil, but it's...pleasant. It makes the tip of my nose tingle! He tastes like... blueberry yogurt? Uhm. Very nice. Creamy. His secretions are extra thick. So. Uhm. I can feel it palpably sticking to the roof of my mouth. Though it does, uhm, taste a bit like Faygo in the after taste. Specifically the grape! It weighs 2.9 pounds. Hfff the tip is fine. Lightly wider than the shaft just before it but still tapering.
1TS 0K4Y JUST T0 S4Y Y0UR3 UPS3T Y0U 41NT G3TT1NG 4NY P33P4W
Should I try out ★ new type of sword?
- Ow #Ow #MyNugbone #MyGanderBuylb
ilovehorrorgamessomuch.
INTELLECT DEVVOURER post ruined go home
wwhose leg do i havve to jump to get fivve shame please say yours please say yours please say yours
obligatory ate a horse post for the fuckin wweek
I assure that will not happen.
I'm afraid that won't be in the cards. I think its entirely possible that, from my perspective, the doom you speak of has already come to pass.
#GILLSOUTSEASON APPROACHES. NEXT SELFIE BETTER HAVE #GILLSOUT.
@herimperiousCondesce @gutsyGumshoe @cuttlefishCoddler @consternatedCaretaker @imperialDrone @imperiousCondescension @bettyCrocker @coronateCruelty is obama trustworthy my empresses? please don't explode me for asking. I love you. I love all of you. Praise upon you.
i'm in desperate need of a deep dish pizza with a concerning amount of pepperoni.
◥▶◀◤ —> Curation is not causation.
'Captainless Deckhand' is a moniker 8egging to 8e a8ducted 8y a raiding crew.
xx_CHCHOW_LOVES_RUNNING_shes_tired_now_ough_flop_xx
YES BUT YOU CAN BE A BOY WHO IS AMUSINGLY EVIL!!!~ HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!
where all the hot bitches at wtf
yes, there IS funny business going on here.
<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...<3...
Why woulX I not wish to play with my fair anX terrible LaXy? /
iloveitwhenyoulaugh.
"icanfixvesica" nuh uh vesica is fine!erm. iamfine.
Next time y0u feel sad and l0nely remember @cesarianAqueduct fucks m0re than y0u and then feel even w0rse #nsfw
You May Not Believe Me, But I Am In Fact Capable Of Liking My Friends In A Platonic Way. It's Just That Most Of My Friends Are Very Attractive And Flirt With Me Sometimes, And I Am Weak Of Will.
explodedsomeofmyfauxbulges. hhhh. psionicreceptacles... #nsfw
bout to pop two adderall and turn thi$$$ bitch up$$$ide down!!! If my chit$$$ $$$eem more $$$poradic than u$$$ual I am off that $$$HIT
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE ONE PIECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Oh my God, YES. FINALLY someone with culture appears on my timeline.
(°. everything ab𖦹ut this bulge guy deeply unnerves me. i feel like i've stumbled up𖦹n s𖦹mething i sh𖦹uldn't have seen .°)
ouch. my cannopy came apart. annd a stick hit me onn the nnugbonne.
# Yeahh ojay he $hot bme in the walk$tem and left. A$$hole #
this opinion is so fuckin trash wwhen are wwe as a society goin to movve past such untowward generalizations and accept that it wwas COMPLETELY INCIDENTAL that my old stygian aspirations invvolvvin a girl greatly invvolvved FLARP as the medium and its literally just a swweet game evveryone can enjoy wwhen they feel like doin some highly engagin bloodsport
I was asked to elaborate... on my power. Uhm. Meionics is an extraordinarily rare and poorly understood psionic mutation primarily associated with tactile-empathic resonance centered around reproductive tissue. Unlike conventional psionics, which tend toward communion with animals, insectoid organisms, or instinctive emotional impressions, Meionics functions through the detection and interpretation of bioelectric and hormonal activity originating from living genital structures. The ability does not allow direct mind reading. Instead, it interprets involuntary physiological and neurological responses with terrifying precision, creating something closer to an invasive emotional echolocation system than telepathy. A practitioner of Meionics can distinguish living tissue from artificial recreations almost instantly. Prosthetics, molded replicas, taxidermy, cloned flesh without active neural activity, and detached organs all produce “dead” or hollow signals. Living tissue emits a constant psychic resonance that experienced Meionics users describe as layered pulses of instinct, hormonal fluctuation, bloodflow rhythm, muscular tension, and subconscious emotional states. Arousal, fear, aggression, stress, shame, deception, illness, intoxication, and even exhaustion can subtly alter these signals. This made Meionics unexpectedly valuable to the Empire. Imperial intelligence divisions discovered that trained Meionics users could identify disguised infiltrators, detect hidden biological passengers aboard vessels, expose body doubles using artificial anatomy, and distinguish living organisms hidden within cargo or machinery. Smugglers attempting to bypass scans with prosthetics or cloned disguises often failed against Meionics inspection. The ability became particularly useful in anti-assassination efforts after several incidents involving surgically altered agents attempting to impersonate nobility or military personnel. The downside is catastrophic sensory overload. Living population centers are unbearable to most Meionics users. Crowds generate an incomprehensible storm of overlapping psychic signals that can cause migraines, panic episodes, dissociation, seizures, or violent mental breaks. Even proximity to a single highly emotional individual can become distracting or painful. Military barracks, public transit systems, feeding pits, and lowblood districts are often described by sufferers as psychic torture chambers. Because of this, severe isolation is common. Specialized environments are often constructed to dull the sensory strain. Lead-lined chambers, insulated hive walls, hormonal masking compounds, and signal-confusion environments filled with artificial decoys are used to muddy incoming resonance. Some users surround themselves with false anatomical signals or engineered organisms specifically bred to create harmless psychic “static” that dampens stronger incoming impressions. Communication through Meionics is technically possible, though unreliable and deeply invasive. Skilled users can intentionally project emotional states through controlled muscular and hormonal manipulation, allowing crude exchanges of instinctive information between compatible individuals. These exchanges are less like spoken conversation and more like transmitting emotional weather patterns directly into another nervous system. Misinterpretation is common. Prolonged exposure can create unhealthy emotional dependencies or identity confusion between participants. Many trolls consider Meionics obscene. Not necessarily because of its subject matter, but because it bypasses social performance entirely. Meionics users often become unsettlingly good at identifying insecurity, attraction, fear, dishonesty, or suppressed emotion regardless of what someone says aloud. This creates an atmosphere of paranoia around them. Some see them as freaks. Others see them as useful monsters. A few develop disturbing fascinations with them. Among underground psionic researchers, there are rumors that advanced Meionics practitioners eventually stop interpreting signals individually and instead perceive entire populations as vast interconnected emotional ecosystems of hunger, violence, reproductive instinct, and fear. Most records regarding long-term exposure outcomes remain classified by imperial authorities. As far as I know, I am the last living user of Meionics. @technicallyTimaeus I think this is helpful information based on inquiries I believe you were making following the Shades Incident. Uhm. #nsfw #bulgescience
my head is poundin
◌ Up to the same old, I see. ⧂
# Oh, you've got to be pulling my walk$tem! That teal gun-toting a$$wipe i$ out$ide my work right now! I haven't $een him in almo$t a $weep, and now $uddenly he $how$ up after a po$ted a pi¢ture of him on ¢hittr! That one'$ on me, I $hould've known better. He'$ got a gun, but that'$ normal. I gue$$ I'll go $ee what he want$! If I don't ¢ome ba¢k I probably got $hot, but I don't think he would really do that to me, ha! #
tru probubbly
" Chat ", Should I Pin The Bulge Post? #nsfw
??why are you saying facts like theyre insults??
oh great fuckin graciousness a the empress herself im dealing wwith a loon that fuckin sea kraken wwill glub wwhen i decide it should go hungry you dumb fuck ingrate SEEK YOUR HATCHRIGHT AND PLUNGE YOUR PRONG INTO MY PUMPER then get the vvast fuckin glub you alwways wwanted #girlboss
stop doin this shit its makin the monster upset and noww im on a fuckin emergency lusus run
Well if its something so very important, feel free to enlighten me, hm? I'm glad you actually recognize your station though. Too many of noble blood these days who forget their duty to be better, hm?
I'll admit to being intrigued. You speak of horrors unknown to me. I will keep an eye on you.