Valkyn Skoria
@vetandaAdespota
V they/them. V
"KerZet we have food at hive" they Zay food at hive: 5000 page lego inZtruction manual
V you're A grown mAn. you Are so drAmAtic. V
my mind iZ a beautiful and vaZt ocean and youre wearing riding the innertube of ignorance
V your mind mAkes me feel like simon in iron lung. V
I just heard Amanda get a pot out and fill it with water. If I go down stairs and she's trying to have a second spaghetti meal I don't know what I'm going to do.
V well why not. why cAn't she hAve A second spAghetti meAl. As A treAt. she's objectively the better of your Apprentices i sAy she deserves it. V
Once again considering becoming stupid forever. It seems much less torturous an existence when I see others who do not have any forethought or strong mental capacity. Like yes, try to get your toast out the toaster with a fork. Genius move. That could be me.
being stupid seems more dangerous than anything :/
What is danger to a god?
*Hssssst* {〷} found a harddrive witth a θhittload of human movieθ on itt earlier. θo i gueθθ i found my entterttainmentt for a while €〱 *paah*
V i second checking for eAch And every sAw movie. wAtch them And relAy your thoughts to me. if you find hoffmAn to be AttrActive though i will unfortunAtely hAve to send you to the sAw trAp personAlly. V
*Hssssst* {〷} gonna liveblog itt, do i θttartt witth tthe firθtt or iθ itt one of tthe weird human-ttype movieθ where 1 iθ acttually nott 1? €〱 *paah*
V it's A frAnchise thAt progresses in order. there's Also "sAw 0.5" which is the short film thAt stArted the frAnchise. not required for your understAnding but i find it to be worth the wAtch regArdless. billy hAs A little hAt. it's quite endeAring. https://www.youtube.com/wAtch?v=LJzCF0IPqFs V
came across some highbloods not too long ago...they scared me so i fled back to my hive :( #limebloodtroubles
those who have played the game and are comfortable talking about it, what is your aspect? i personally am a life player.
hey girl are yyo fortnite becauZe. uhhhhhh. youre my #1 victory royale #gottem
[ welcome to abyss' ooc account ] this account mainly exists for easy muse tracking. and i guess for my ""dni"" of sorts. full disclosure i am likely to ooc-block you if your profile is non-homestuck/hiveswap/mspa. nothing personal, but i'm here for homestuck rp. i may make exceptions if it's funny enough i dont fuck with incest shippers or anyone pro incest. i will block you OOC. this is entirely for my comfort and if you don't like it, feel free to block me as well. if you want to see all who i play, then kindly check the comments below as i proceed to comment with each and every one of my muses. because i'm so original.
WHERE. IZ MY BAG OF GUMMIEZ #ZUBZTANCE
V whAt, you think i hAd something to do with it? hAve you tried checking under your desk, in your recuperAcoon, or in the pile of lAundry unceremoniously seAted upon your loungplAnk for A quArter of A sweep. V
you are mean to me you inZult me you dont appreciate anything that i
miKu. i loved your worK in chug jug with you httpZ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTggoptZEuK
V i introduce you to "peAk" And this is how you repAy me. V
@vetandaAdeZpota can you pleaZe taKe my white aZZ to the planet of the weeK
V yes. on one condition. troll miku figurine. boxed. brAnd new. V
isnt it crazy how germs are on everything all the time and we just let that happen haha [ #ocd #germophobe ]
V enlighten me As to where else they Are supposed to go. V
can someone explain these uh troll words like what a bulge is and why you need a bucket to go to someones hive also whats a hive
oKaaaaaay taKe a Zeat welcome to "troll 101" with profeZZor laZhaZK Zooo liKe, a bulge. that'Z a fun one, itZ baZically what humanZ call a dicK (except ourZ are cooler cuZ duh) bucKetZ are liKe... you dont need them to go to ZomeoneZ hive idK whoZ telling you that but itZ bullZhit theyre uZed for reproduction lolllllllllZ when the droneZ come a-KnocKing you better be ready with jiZZpail in prong and a hive iZ where you live. your baZe of operationZ, your gamer den, etc etc any queZtionZ can be directed to my dear Zecretary @vetandaAdeZpota
i bet i could chug all the mtn dewZ liKe badlandZ chugZ. give me liKe five minuteZ im gonna teZt that theory
man thiZ iZ worZe than the time i poured baja blaZt on my bulge #nZfw #nZfwe (?)
V implying thAt isn't something you hAve done severAl times since the inciting incident. #nsfw V