♠ hated by @vulcanizedCanoness
>>Teehee 😜 d^o^nt threaten me with a g^o^^o^d time!
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/Z1WDKGZ.png
look, s'only an assumption! i didn't see yer terrifyin' visa6e anywhere, so i don't know if ya were!
>>h^o^w ab^o^ut... a sh^o^uld be ? <:)c
.𒌐Im just baffled at the joy taken from such an act. Its distasteful.𒌐.
...sick and twisted even by expected standards
...oh no oh fuck
...AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! ...NO!!! ...reread it if you want to see me say that again!!!
...oh cull me now ... upstairs neighbour now has a second pailmate and the usual one just found out after staying the day
/\ Would say "we'll work on your spelling next" /\ /\ But it'd be kind of pointless, wouldn't it /\
A) Dont n33d 2aving. B) Dont your book talk about how 2ad y'all ar3 with your 3mpty a22 hall2 or what3v3r. 2om3thing 2om3thing tinnitu2 and 2hit?
Yaknow 3v3ry tim3 I 233 tho23 nun2 im r3mind3d how glad I am I dodg3d th3 bull3t that i2 th3 clurch
38) )(umans are soooooooo cute! Alternia needs some of t)(em! Maybe in like, an enclosure? -Editing for clarification! Weekend only volunteer )(umans. 38/ It isn't like t)(ey stay t)(ere forever! 38/ I sea t)(e pictures of w)(at t)(ey do to -Eart)(. No tanks! Just for fun observation!
S)(ore???
<action; statement input; statement: kind of funny how you're begging me to indu|ge you input; statement: no. />
-=[ HHAHHAA OO OKAYY !!!_☺]=-
-=[ ahem ... batterry_☺]=-
i ain't no 6rassmunCher! and i most Certainly ain't no livestoCk!
(HEHEHEHEHE Thank you!!!)<
there ain't words bad enou6h for 'em.
(You can call me whatever you want!)<
going out today and for obvious reasons i wont share my coords ;; hoping to have fun though :D
you are so right its so embarrassing
its a little funny when some dork shows up showing weakness and immediately 300 <lowns and seadwellers manifest like a starved pa<k of razorfish
-=[ my hhead hyurts sso !!! bad !!! x-)_☺]=-
(( she thought fightnight was epic awesome https://i.imgur.com/4ZtBI27.png ))
»-♡→ I was persuaded t♡ get int♡ this s♡cial media... After my nap, we'll see what I can make ♡f it. https://i.ibb.c♡/0y8RSC0d/altheafixed.png
girLs covered in bLood...wow #fightnight
well i think she was gOnna like... take me hOme n shit, tO i assumed yOu :O{ she just was curiOus why i was wanderin arOund alOne n shit
Nah it was glasga dw, she's at fight night :O3 we're chillin
:O3 i think i made a gOOd first impressiOn
brO she called me pretty :O3 and she put her fingers my mOuth... whO gaf abOut winning a fight at fight night I win yuri
(Rust-bloods, baddies. Bronze-bloods, baddies. Gold-bloods, baddies. Olive-bloods, baddies! Jade, Baddies! Teals, guess what, they're baddies too. Cerulean, Indigo, Purple, Violet, and Fuchsia. All of them are baddies!!! Legally speaking I have never met a Lime-blood, but if I did you can bet you ass she was a baddie and I wanted to hit! #nsfw)<
>>S^o^ liek... what r we... 😳👉👈 https://64.media.tumblr.c^o^m/52dfcd574a9da74793c5e5256dbb63a6/14053ae8ef4e47bb-43/s400x600/ef4499cf1548c57696899c794f2f2c046a89ab1f.png
>>ah s^o^ sad... all this skill i have in applying facepaint... and n^o^ ^o^ne t^o^ w^o^rk ^o^n.... >>siiiiigh
Also I got a spare moment to look at the profile of the purple nun(?) clown(?) lady who told me to go with a potentially malicious stranger (also purple) and. Hm. Don't like that!!! If most purples are like that, I will be running away Very Fast. Actual Nightmare Fuel.°❀.࿔
-=[ x-) hhhohokay fitcheck me https://i.imgur.com/BkRGXTx.png_☺]=-
୭on't get too excited, now, honey ꩜ I'୭ HATE T౷ HAVE T౷ MUZZLE Y౷U ༘⋆ ༘⋆
A BIT LATE T౷ THE TREN୭ ꩜ But I thought I'd share my sign as well ꩜ Vinny wears it on his belt, but I keep mine AT MY BACK ;) https://file.garden/ZReIXSiHqnxUdI-z/chittr/hairclip.png ༘⋆ ༘⋆
All this over the back of my head? ꩜ Careful with that kind of talk, sweetie, I MIGHT JUST BLUSH ꨄ︎ ༘⋆ ༘⋆
K--<torn between "sexy nun" and "dont stick your bulge in purple" #vagueposting #nsfw
#ALPHASTRATEGY. CALL YOUR UNDERLINGS BY THE WRONG NAME. TAG THE WRONG ONE IN A PHOTO. TO STOKE JEALOUSY. COMPETITION. AND OTHER BENEFICIAL KILLER INSTINCTS. AMONG THE CONCUBINES OF YOUR HAREM. ALSO WORKS ON YOUR SHITHEAD BOSS.
<Ah, wărm sĕăsŏn ăpprŏăchĕs. / Thĕ sĕăsŏn ŏf lŏăthĭng / thĕ hĕăt ănd tĕndĭng / tŏ thĕ lŏcăl wĭld / blăckbĕrry brĭărs. Nŏt thăt / ănyŏnĕ wĭll rĕălly ĕnjŏy / thĕm bĕsĭdĕs mĕ.>
fAiR BuT I LiKe pLaYiN A BiT BuT SuRe F R E A K
i shoulld not be allowed to chitt earlly in the morning.
with 400 ranklings i could commit many different atrocities arigatou for enjoying my writing (tags: The Riddler/The Batman, The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, rankmaid-sensei, duct tape, selfie, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ef9781b3321.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac934b68ee6b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/173c2027f1db.png
i am on da GAME.
i rUn a cIrUs :0) dIs mE hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/15436130_MiNrQhWwOqIy7uV.PnG
bUt iF... i pUt mY CaNe aLl uP In sUm oNeS OcCuLaRs? Jk jK.. 🤔🤔🤔 U N LeSs
mM FrIeD ClUcKbEaSt..
sOmEtImEs a gIrL WaNtS To rUn aRoUnD NaKeD AnD EaT TaCo bElL 🌮. WuTs sO WrOnG WiTh tHaT ? ArE My mIrAcUlOuS rUmBlEsPhErEs tOo mUcH 4 U? >;0) #NsFw
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNkHoNk HoNkHoNkHoNk hInKhOnK #HoNkPoStInG #cLoWn
hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/70190755_Hs3kW0WsJpLb2hL.PnG "HiLaRiTiEs 18:12 bLeSsEd bE ThE MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo sPiLl bLoOd aNd mIrTh uPoN ThE SoIl. FoR ThOsE WhO NoUrIsH ThEiR WrAtH AnD MiRtH In eQuAl mEaSuRe mAy fInD GrEaT CeLeBrAtIoN In oUr dArK CaRnIvAl." mAn... NeE D SuM WiCkEd eLiXiR tO Go wItH SoM E GoOd rEaDs.
hOnK HoNk mOtHeR FuCkErS tHi s tHiNg wOrKn? &(᨟ ͜● ᨟)&
[[<ok But Why 1s The Captain Of My Ship So Hot? like Why Do Assholes Have To .. Look Like That. Fuck. #nsfwish? #thirsty #nsfw>]]
woke up today with terriblle pain in my abdominall jaws. cant move without it hurting. another day in my broken body. fuck me, man.
<chăt, dŏ wĕ gŏ / fŏr mŏrĕ ŏf ă / bŏhĕmĭăn lŏŏk fŏr tŏnĭght / ŏr.... I'm sŏrt ŏf / lĕănĭng tŏwărds rŏmăntĭc tŏŏ, / tbh.>
Some of you are! A little bit scary on here!! ❣︎
yea↔ yea↔, i'm beneat↔ you or w↔atever i get it~ trut↔ be told i ↔ave more in common wit↔ you t↔an i do an indigo w↔o t↔inks we s↔ould all be "equal" or w↔atever, so i'm not too torn up about being ~slig↔tly~ below purple~
if you're a ↔ig↔blood and you genuinely believe lowbloods are anyt↔ing ot↔er t↔an toys for us to use i calmly ask t↔at you re-evaluate~ if you're only pretending you believe t↔at ( like @trollimedemf ) t↔at's fine i don't care~ #nsfwe
☆~𖦹 Not to be too crass on here but I do quite like a woman's bulge. Hot, beautiful and gorgeous are all words I think describes them #nsfw 𖦹~☆
Im 2o fucking pump3d dud3. it2 lik3 my lif3 i2 finally coming tog3th3r again for a littl3 bit again
I f33l lik3 thi2 2hould mak3 m3 mad but I dont 3v3n know what your3 2aying
Oon my chucklevOoOodOoOo shit.
because i gOot issues, ya fuckin wanker.
well ill break the news tOo yOou, bOogan. im a right prOoper menace. im trOoll frankenstein in this bitch. i dOont gOot much Oof a say hOow pretty i be lOoOoking. sOo why dOont ye take yer Oown mangy eye and stuff it up yer ass, ya blOoOody galah.
this cunts crackin the shits with me as if we aint a cut Oof the same fuckin clOoth. blOoOody un-be-fucking-lievable.
nOot if i swap Oout my parts. perk a bein frankenstein.
SOme Of yOu wicked mOtherfuckers seem like yOu are One shOt Of faygO away frOm sending me just the mOst miraculOusly Obscene shit in my dms and i need yOu tO knOw yOu can dO that. i dOn't bite unless yOu tell me tO ;O #nsfw
Old ladies at antique stOres call me pleasant and a delight tO talk tO :O3
bOred, hOrny and hungry On a wednsday fuckin evening, terrible day #nsfw
✐ᝰ Tomato tomato tomato! ᝰᝰ
Bruh Com3 2l33p in th3 Gard3n
i thinnk i should.
trouble sleepinng. my hairs are onn their ennds.
<Whăt kĭnd ŏf chĕĕsĕ / whĕn tălkĭng>
god forbid a beautifull bitch gives you cheese advice. no one respects me.
oh. #vagueposting. i guess.
i respect you.
<Pĕrhăps măkĭng 12 dŏzĕn / bănkĕtstăvĕn ŏn ă whĭm / bĕcăŭsĕ I wăs ŭpsĕt / thĕ căfĕ wăs frĕsh / ŏŭt yĕstĕrnĭght wăs. Nŏt / ă gŏŏd ĭdĕă>
I like playing ball :O3
I am the barkbeast Of wisdOm, whO wants my wisdOm?
↘️does anyone else's lusus still insist on packing them midshift meals despite knowing you have already properly fondled the situation.↘️ ↗️DULL BOY DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY ARRANGED MYSELF A SUCCULENT FEAST OF PRONGS-ON OINKBEAST BARBECUE.↗️ ↘️nor is he satiated by my additional carrying of blue cheese.↘️ ↗️HE IS SO ANNOYING.↗️ ↘️this is why we do not allow custodians in the workspace, barring special occasions.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY EXHAUSTING TO DEAL WITH.↗️
Sup I'm back :O3
I'm a little bit concerned thhhat people are um. legitimately thhhinking I want to die. And hhhhhh hhh I guess I understand whhhy from my posts but hhhhhh hhhhhh it feels so stupid to clarify often... hhh.. ALSO I'VE ALREADY HHHAD THHHERAPY AAHHHHHHHHHHHH I've said it before! Um! I don't want to die! Althhhoughhh um, I do read a lot of um, reader self insert stuffl ike thhhaatandit'sveryhhhot bUT ANYWAY in real life um. hhhhhhhhh. fucked up dark romance tropes adfgdty <333 Still um. I like. um. being thhhreatened a bit even if it's empty. Maybe especially if it's empty? No. No, it's um, like, thhhe ambiguity? #suggestive #nsfw i guess from hhhere sogshhhfgjf I don't know. I've never been hhhurt to know um. If I'm like. um. hhhhhh hhh fhhhfhhhfghhhifdghhh a masochhhist actually but um. I thhhink. It's really hhhot to know my life could be immediately ended and thhhat like, um, even if it's not done, it's like, a looming thhhreat. S sds somethhhing hhh about thhhe fear of it turns me on a lot more thhhan anythhhinghhh elsegsfgfhhhs thhhis is so embradrassingdfgghhhdhhh SORRY SORRY OKAY AAAA I WROTE TOO MUCHHH AGAIN
...okay okay okay most pressing errands are done! I now have food for the next few nights, my hive is mostly clean, and I've sorted out my new hairpins. ...now to play games and scroll Chittr whilst I procrastinate on redoing my hair but in my defense there's a lot of it and it takes a really really long time
I don't consider the opinions of the soon-to-be buried.
ᐖ LAᐖY BEARZ...................... ᐛ
ᐖ ZOMG W8 BIG HAIRY WOMEN...........HOUGH ᐛ
Ok so like the nuns're the worst thing to occur on this site right?
Per[][]aps if we ignore t[][]em, t[][]ey'll go away?
<Is ănyŏnĕ ĕlsĕ nŏtĭcĭng / thĕ wĕĭrd clŏwn nŭn(s?). / Qŭĭtĕ vĭŏlĕnt wĭth thĕ / wŏrds.>
this is not a very #feminist replly i must ask you to lleave
↘️i aim to provide a follower to every ceo or likeminded salarytroll available on the website.↘️ ↗️IF A CORPORATE SUPERIOR HAS 90 FOLLOWERS, I AM ONE OF THEM.↗️ ↘️if a corporate superior has 10 followers, i am one of them.↘️ ↗️IF A CORPORATE SUPERIOR HAS 1 FOLLOWER, I AM THEM.↗️ ↘️if a corporate superior has no followers, i am dead.↘️
Ok I think I fiXed my teXt cOlOr sO it’s readable nOw! SOrry abOut that, I’m new tO this whOle chitter shit
Dang :OE that’s Ok! I can dO Other tricks :O3
YO @grinagOgsCaudle am I allOwed tO rip mOtherfuckers wicked thrOats Out at fight night tOmOrrOw?
All up and beggin yOur pardOn n shit, wicked sister :OE arf
[|87 :: Now th;s ;s some senseless ma;m;n 1 can get beh;nd!
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ᐖ ᑈONTRARY! TO POPULAR BELIEF!!!!!!1!! I ᐖO HAVE A BRAIN!! THAT SOMETIEMZ EVEN THINKS HARᐖER THAN MY PUSSAY #NSFW??????? I GONNA OFFLINE NOW UNTIL I STOP SᑈORNY #ᐖETOX ᐛ
I wonder... hhh... If thhhere is a fix for... thhhe fact thhhat sometimes I see people... um. disagreeing. And thhhink thhhat it... on occasion... um. may be related... hhh.. hhh. to me? Maybe thhhat's too presumptuous thhhoughhh...
ᐖ ZOMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ᐖALE WUT IF THEY #ᑈULLYOU HOW MUᑈH ᐖIᐖ U EAT???? ᐛ
(V)(',,')(V) mf℧ckckkkk dont have en℧ff to cover this bill ℧ think theyr gna call a℧throtjries maybe i can jst wash dishes or somethin f℧℧℧℧℧℧gkkk lmao
(V)(',,')(V) i ad an appetite i fgot so m℧chx shit😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 imme be payn this off for sweepsssss br℧hhhh
(V)(',,')(V) well dthe kitchen g℧y is big as fawk
(V)(',,')(V) NAWH IMMA REALEST WTFAWK
HHHhhh... I. ... I was about to complain about work, but hhhhhh... maybe I shhhould... accept some of thhhe kindness I've been offered... Just enoughhh to take like... 2 wipes off... hhhhhh. A cerulean (my boss) probably wouldn't kill me for requesting thhhat (unpaid) righhht? HHHhhh...