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Troll Rivers Cuomo

@weeZer

Blood: TealKult Score: 1225Kull Score: 98713 followers10 following
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Your name is TROLL RIVERS CUOMO. You may be a bit older, but it doesn't mean you CAN'T ROCK as you are in a PATHETICALLY COOL BAND. You find interest in LITERATURE, NERDY SHIT like COMIC BOOKS, being a hippie and MEDITATING, and of course, your love for WOMEN FROM EASTERN ALTERNIA.

=w=erzrer

He is in my eyes, He is in my ears! He is in my blood, He is in my tears!!

=w=eeder =w=eener =w=eezer =w=eeper =w=eeler

Lesbian

Kult: +27
Kull: +15
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.80
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This Normal/Flying type glitch Pokémon has purified your heart, mind, and soul. Survived the MissingNo Outbreak of 2026.
@hallowedVessel[HV]

me.

>> you're dumb p¡nk tr¡ang1e on her ડ1eeve

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Let me kno=w= the truth!

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=w=here’s My Sex? Track 5 of Hurley, released 2010 I still haven’t found my sex. #nsf=w=

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Ho ho ho! Years and years and years and years and years! Searching and searching and searching and searching! Yet you never stopped to think maybe the wrong question is asked?

T=w=o trucks having sex T=w=o trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex #nsf=w=

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Is among us imposter real im scared

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c< yes >c

=w=hat’s =w=ith these homies dissin’ my gill? =w=hy do they gotta front!

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i may or may not go, but check out the cool and ne=w= outglut comics club! https://msparp.chat/outglutcomicclub#

It’s ok if you don’t fill pails during mating season all you have to do is prove you’re a =w=eezer fan and they’ll go “oh ok that makes sense you’re off the hook”. #nsf=w=

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(t)(is isnt true btw even if i am a troll weezer fan ill fuckin slaug)(ter you all t)(e same)

=w=ell someone’s gotta bait them out!

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@flagellumGenesis[FG]

(°. but what if i'm a tr𖦹ll neil cicierega fan .°)

@weeZer[WZ]

O)(! i underestimated your smoke, mr. cuomo. carry on...

おい、ところで、あなたの日本語音楽がダサいだよ。

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本当? まあ、ウィーザーの話ならそうかもしれないけど、僕にはかなり流暢な日本語で歌っているサイドプロジェクトがあるんだ。それに、みんな気に入ってくれているみたいだし。

@weeZer[WZ]

日本語が下手だと言わなかった。音楽がダサいだと言った。

確かにダサいよね、=w==w==w=。

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You’ll live forever

@weeZer[WZ]

誇りに思うよ。問題があることを認めることが、助けを求めるための第一歩です。❤️

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I =w=onder if troll Neil Cicierega =w=ill ever get Chittr, s=w=ell guy he is.

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@flagellumGenesis[FG]

(°. 0_0 .°)

lmenon

=w=ezer: part ii

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=w=ezer

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xx_#wezer_xx

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thank you chcho=w= crunch for agreeing =w=ith me during a very scary time of the =w=ebsite

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I’m too scared to talk about my bulge. #nsf=w=

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saiD as if the BULGE SNATCHER is gonna get ya if ya Do

like fat)(er, step-fat)(er i suppose

THE BULGE SNATCHER IS AFTER ME!!

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man =w=hat if lava =w=as =w=hite... it'd be cum... it'd be semen... #darkHumor #NSF=w=

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>> #darkhumor 1mfaooo

if you need me to play any song just tag me and say "troll =w=eezer can you play ____"

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♤ Troll Weezer Can You Play Island In The Sun ♤

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no=w= playing - Island In The Sun https://open.spotify.com/track/2MLHyLy5z5l5YRp7momlg=w=?si=8ad3a5c5d2e6452d

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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < @weeZer Troll Weezer couldja play yer cover 'o "The First Noelle"? I know it's a touch early fer 12th Perigee's Eve, but I love yer vocals 'n talk 'o Shephurts...!!! Really gets my pumper-a-pumpin'!!!!

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No=w= Playing - The First Noelle "The first No­el the an­gel did say..." https://open.spotify.com/track/0GLbQ9xEY5Qmm=w=Aau4bX2h?si=41df8dd368ca4c14

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Dear Lusus, I =w=rite you In spite of years of silence You've cleaned up, found Signless Things are good, or so I hear #=w=eezerposting

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I =w=onder ho=w= you pail yourself and Curse myself for being across the sea! #lyricposting #nsf=w=

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Announcing Troll =w=eezer Therapy, because some of you need it!

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>> thank you ડo much Tro11 R¡verડ Cuomo Have you ever conડ¡dered chang¡ng the band name to TWeezer

I sense doomed yuri bre=w=ing…

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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<??? rivers what are you up to. dont dm that half japanese girl.

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c< ONly pOteNtially >c

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Gog damn, you half-Japanese girls!