
Troll Rivers Cuomo
@weeZer

Your name is TROLL RIVERS CUOMO. You may be a bit older, but it doesn't mean you CAN'T ROCK as you are in a PATHETICALLY COOL BAND. You find interest in LITERATURE, NERDY SHIT like COMIC BOOKS, being a hippie and MEDITATING, and of course, your love for WOMEN FROM EASTERN ALTERNIA.
He is in my eyes, He is in my ears! He is in my blood, He is in my tears!!
=w=here’s My Sex? Track 5 of Hurley, released 2010 I still haven’t found my sex. #nsf=w=
T=w=o trucks having sex T=w=o trucks having sex My muscles, my muscles Involuntarily flex #nsf=w=
Is among us imposter real im scared
=w=hat’s =w=ith these homies dissin’ my gill? =w=hy do they gotta front!
i may or may not go, but check out the cool and ne=w= outglut comics club! https://msparp.chat/outglutcomicclub#
It’s ok if you don’t fill pails during mating season all you have to do is prove you’re a =w=eezer fan and they’ll go “oh ok that makes sense you’re off the hook”. #nsf=w=
I =w=onder if troll Neil Cicierega =w=ill ever get Chittr, s=w=ell guy he is.
I’m too scared to talk about my bulge. #nsf=w=
man =w=hat if lava =w=as =w=hite... it'd be cum... it'd be semen... #darkHumor #NSF=w=
if you need me to play any song just tag me and say "troll =w=eezer can you play ____"
Dear Lusus, I =w=rite you In spite of years of silence You've cleaned up, found Signless Things are good, or so I hear #=w=eezerposting
I =w=onder ho=w= you pail yourself and Curse myself for being across the sea! #lyricposting #nsf=w=
Announcing Troll =w=eezer Therapy, because some of you need it!
I sense doomed yuri bre=w=ing…










