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Trying to win an argument here. Like for option 1 and pity for option 2.
idk how funny youll think it is but i like fishifyin regular-ass sayings Like left & right = port & starboard it aint that deep = shit aint 20000 leagues
the dog emerging from the pond going "RRAAGH" is also great.
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how boat fish puns
Yes and yes.
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cats and dogs making funny noises is always going to get a giggle from people.
Oh, If You Stopped A Train You Are Just Like Your Human " Spiderman ", Right? :>
John. :>
need hoes to get more comfortable in their masculinity asap
say what you will doesnt matter how you identify when "woman" by kesha and "man! i feel like a woman" by shania twain comes on at the function everyones ready to get down
fucking PREACH
9000 beam attack
hits you hits you hits you
for sure for sure it's not even real man peels right off
jarley bidarley :)
yay!!
behold. my hole.
Himero And Monroe Have Returned, #holeposting Is Back, And The " Freaks " Are " Freaking It " Early Into The Night. I Am Finally Hive. #positive #serene #suggestive #nsfc
>> Thank you, ¡'m ho1d¡ng your hand rn aડ we ડhare the ડoda crackerડ
dont threaten me with a good time!!
>> ડoda crackerડ :?
dont make me find you and drop a gatorade in your head.
this is what its all about!! ...im gonna make some mini roll sandwiches later im craving deli meats now but we just finished lunch!!
Thank you, John. This indiscretion has greatly retraumatized me, but I will forgive your ignorance this once. In the future, be more careful about what snacking tips you post.
I wouldn't be so sure.
Taking A Bite Out Of It.
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i warned you about them stairs, dog
holes! :D
i have the biggest hole to post
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hole poSst! ꠹
New Banner Moment.
#holeposthwednesday #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/ksrmgwq1/ql-zp-gyd.jpg
That Reminds Me.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Absssolutely꠹
>> For once ¡'m not a comp1¡c¡t party 1mfao ¡tડ been a wh¡1e ડ¡nce ¡'ve part¡c¡pated ¡n that ડ¡de of the ડ¡te actua11y, huh,, But yeડ, heed the warn¡ngડ Ch¡ttr ¡ડ a rab¡d p1ace.
people have fun here what can i say?
⧃ The lack of proper facial hair besides the mustache is still marks off.
>> ¡ have no c1ue how he'ડ gonna react, ¡'m ડorry ¡f ¡ threw you ¡nto the how1beaડt den He fee1ડ very ડtrong1y about fac¡a1 ha¡r
i feel like I'm about to get read for filth #scared
>> ¡ corrected my m¡ડtakeડ!! ¡ ડwear!!
we need more two sentence horror stories except instead of two sentences its two words. this is the future we can make happen
>> ¡'11 try to get otherડ on board
>> ¡ w¡11 take ¡t under conડ¡derat¡on
#aw!!
a dignified gentleman! certainly nothing untrustworthy or mischievous about this visage!
sometimes i'll be eating a protein something (right now, a cookie) and it's always such a weird texture (for obvious reasons) but it's always got me feeling like a 2000s era scifi protag lmfao #myproteinbar
holy shit. soylent green is people
I Drew Your Favorite " Child " Because You Acknowledged My " Son ". #larkdoodles #positive @windytrickster https://i.ibb.co/m5pwgnqx/illustration15-1.png
hey johnny e what's good
Do / Not / Talk To Me / Or / My Darling Son Ever Again. #larkdoodles https://i.ibb.co/jfgs6zv6/illustration13.png
This Is Really Funny, They Just Aren't Hearing You. #sympathetic