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nana's gonna beat your ass
Johnathan Montgomery Egbert's dating requirements as follows: - mean to him and everyone around him - emotionally unstable - childhood history of toxic and manipulative behavior NONNEGOTIABLE - must be willing to enable denial about being 31 human years old - must be willing to play superhero (see above)
i know your dating requirements but i fear if i said them on the timeline youd shatter apart
JOHNATHAN MONTGOMERY EGBERT
i mean did yall actually even actually talk about terms of the taking a break or did she just text you dead a night and go i need a break and not answer any of your followup texts and consequent phone calls
other me can cry about it all he wants. it's a good mustache. :)
it's really flattering that you think i can explain it but i think what makes the moustache gay in this case is how well groomed it is. like it's not just a "i don't feel like shaving" moustache or a "i wanna look interesting" one. it's like, a feature you are actually trying to make look good. (it works.)
@gadaboutTrickster sorry for the tag jinxie i think you might be the only one who can manage this one
oh, honey
Maybe we do need to blow New Jersey up.
hashtag my universally beloved mustache
like bro cmon chicks and dicks dig the stache burt reynolds was hot as fuck get on this shit
chat i think my bestie might be a prude this is so sad alexa play sexyback by my good pal JT
sometimes you gotta rock out with your cock out man, aint nothing sexual about it
#notsorry #thatsonyoubuddy
@windyTrickster oh johnny boy~
shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket
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i stand by it. not everyone needs a babyface forever.
it's a really cute look.
john don't look. anyway i really like asparagus but like why does it do that when you eat it