♦ pitied by @wistfulAbbess

OH RIGHT, FUCK- I FORGOT ITS FRIDAY. CERTFIED BEST DAY OF THE ENITRE WEEK OR.. SOMETHING, I DUNNO. ..I NEED TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS MILK I HAVE SPILLED ON MY CLOTHES.

I told my VP “I would be lost without you” and she responded “Prolly.” #whatdatmean?

FUCK IT, IM ANNOUNCING #BREAKSHITFRIDAY WHAT IS BREAKSHIT FRIDAY ABOUT? ITS QUITE SIMPLE! BUILD YOURSELF THE BIGGEST MACHINES OF ARCHITECTURAL DESTRUCTION AND USE THEM TO FLING VARIOUS LARGE OBJECTS TOWARDS ABANDONED BUILDINGS. TREBUCHETS, CATAPULTS, BATTERING RAMS, BALLISTA'S, WHO GIVES A SHIT, AS LONG AS IT CAN BREAK DOWN A BUILDING, IT COUNTS!

with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.