Monkei Magyks
@wizardlySimian
I am Monkei Magyks!! I cast my spell of good fortune upon you!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Hoo hoo hah!!! I am craving for some saverous smoothies.. MAGICAL BANANA SMOOTHIE SPELL!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
I win again!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ #Vaguepost
@(。・0・)@ WHEN YOU WIN. KONGAR WINS ALSO. KONGAR IS VERY HAPPY FOR THE YOU THAT IS US. THE ROYAL YOU. THE WE. EVEN. HUZZAH!!!
YES YES!! My victory is OUR victory, victory for monkeyrex kind!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I will say, it is always a pleasure to play with you, victory or not hoo hoo hah!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I cannot wait to play more once more @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
HOO HOO HAH??? What a mysterious fellow we have unleashed within our deck!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ @apexAcerbate #Monkeygaming
@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ WHAT ARE YOU DOING. IN MY. CARD GAME???? BESIDES. TURNING A RANDOM CARD. IN MY HAND. INTO A PARADOX. AND GIVING ME X1.25 MULT. IT SHRINKS MY DECK SIZE!!!! OO OO HUH HUH???? WHAT NEFARIOUS PURPOSE COULD YOU HAVE. FOR PRUNING MY DECK!!! FOR KING MAKING ONLY KINGS!!! I WOULD PLAY THE SAME CARDS FOREVER!! EE HEE HAA!!!
I cast my spell of making you forget that I shrunk your deck and ultimately doomed your run to fail!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ The spell is a actually me running away from the husktop!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ... @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! HEY! HOW DID KONGAR LOSE?
Hoo hoo hah, me and my apprentice Kongar are playing the wicked arcane arts of.....BALATRO!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
You!! Onlooker of the fabled chittr feed parchement, behold my mightiest spell!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ FORTUNUS DIES NATALIS!!!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ...? 🎂@(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@🍰”┌iii┐⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ *ੈ𝐻𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎✩‧₊˚ ₋ᵢFY @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ -IFY ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ⁻ᴵᶠʸ ! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?
Hoo hoo hah!!! My spell has found its way to you!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Once you have reached a sufficiant level, then I will teach you the ways to my greatest spell hoo hoo hah!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Hoo hoo ha!!!! Tis' I the magnimous and luminous... MONKEI MAGYKS!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I shall bless thy feed with my grandiose and fortuitous spells!! Bringing you good fortune and as thee youngin's say "good vibes" to your day!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I am wise beyond my years with multitudes of knowledge within my monkey paw grasp so beware if you tempt to cross me!! Though I may be soothed by the delicacy of a blueberry sorbet surprise. EHEM!!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ @apexAcerbate is my protégé!! My apprentice!! My comrade in arms!!!! Slight him and I shalt cast my mightiest of chaotic magics upon you and your bloodline HOO HOO HAH!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Ehem. I like bloons tower defense 6, I like playing roleplaying games and I am a mighty appreciator of the fine arts that is larping. I do like making friends who also wish to partake in similar activities that I enjoy. I also take magic spell and brew comissions!!! so uhm...hoo hoo hah!!! give me coins and my skills are yours!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Someone That Understands The Beauty Of Bloons Tower Defense. And A Master Of The Myst|c Arts? Perhaps You Have What |t Takes To Be A Duel|st Worthy Of My T|me.
Hoo hoo hah!!! I see I have garnered the exact kind of like minded individuals I wish to surround myself with!! A duel of which kind? Of arcane cards? Of spells? Brewing contest? Bloons tower defense 6's VS mode???? @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
Ptolmy Kanast, Future K|ng Of Games W|ll Meet Any Challenger |n Any Arena. Duel Luc|, F|duspawn, T|c Tac Toe? All And More Are W|th|n The Breadth Of My Sk|ll. But Maybe, Noth|ng |nvolv|ng Bloons Td Battles 2. The Metagame |s Really Stale And |ts An Unfortunately |nfer|or Product Compared To Btd6 And Even Battles 1.
Truly a mighty foe of many battles won I see, various games for us to fight for glory!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I would quite enjoy tic tac toe or indeed the vastly superior BTD6. @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ BTD2 is infact, subpar, I am glad we find common grounds on this accord!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧
@(。・0・)@ MONKEI!!!! @(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ I HAVE HONED MY TECHNIQUE!!! MY EVERY LAST CASTING OF "FIST" HAS IMPROVED IN CASTING TIME. BY NEARLY HALF SECONDS EACH. I CAN NOW PUNCH FASTER. THAN A LIGHTSWITCH TURNS OFF. THAN A FIREBALL CAN IGNITE. THAN A...WELL. THAN MOST THINGS!!! YOUR TRAINING HAS REALLY PAID OFF!!! I AM WELL ON MY WAY. TO ACHIEVING MY GOAL. OF BEING THE STRONGEST MARTIAL WIZARD BOY WHO EVER LIVED. @(。・へ・)@ ...!!! @(｡ ･ｪ･｡)@ AND YOU ARE HERE! NOT EARLY! NOT LATE! BUT PRECISELY WHEN YOU INTENDED TO BE HERE!!!! WOO HOO HAA HAA!!!! I NEED TO SHOWER YOU IN COINS AGAIN SOMETIME. AND DEFEND SOME TOWERS. AGAINST THE ENTOURAGE OF. SKY BLOTTING BLIMPS. WITH THE POWER. OF MANY MONKEYS HARNESSED. I AM STILL SORRY ABOUT SPENDING SO MUCH OF OUR RESOURCES. ON SUPERMONKEYS. AND SPIKE TRAPS. I JUST. WANTED TO GIVE THE NINJAS A BREAK. THEY WORK...SO DAMN HARD...THEY...THEY DESERVED RECOGNITION...AND REPRIEVE... @(。・⸟・)@ ... @(。・｡・)@ ...!!! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@ BUT THIS MEANS!!!! THIS MEANS THIS MEANS THIS MEANS THIS MEANS!!!!! WE CAN SHARE ONE ANOTHER'S ADVENTERRORS TOGETHER!!!!! WE CAN CHRONICLE OUR JOURNEYS AS MEAT SHIELD AND GLASS CANNON!!!! BRAIN AND BRAWN!!! FIREBALL DELIVERY AND ASS PACKING!!!! TRICK AND TREAT!!!!! THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING THANK YOU FOR JOINING!!!
My apprentice!!!! Hoo hoo hah I was awaiting your arrival, witnessing each of your digital caligraphic words through my pondering orb!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I witness your power, your growing might! A tear of pure friendship and comradery flows down my fuzzy cheek and beard... Oh how proud I am to have you under my tutelage!!! To watch as your mighty fists of the indomitable spirit of a monk shatters the very soul of evil dooers bringing VICTORY!!!! to our sweeps long quest!! My simian brotheren you shall continue to rise and I will aid you in all that I can muster and cast!!!! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I would adore to play more Bloons with you!! Coins are not a need but appreciated, of course as my apprentice you get a 50% off discount and a freebie with purchase. Tis the laws of monkey comradery. @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ I SHALL PREPARE!!!! MY JOURNALS!!!! MY GRIMOIRES!!!! To write our legends, rewrite HISTORY!!!! libraries shall be built in our honor to archive the many quests and adventures we will have VERY VERY soon!!! HOO HOO HAH I am so excited so very elated even! @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧ Do tell me a day and place for us to meet up again, and I will use my transportation spell post haste!! or if I uh, do not have the ingrediants for it, simply use the trainway. @(･ェ･)@⊃━☆:･ﾟ✧