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for real though now that its not 1am if i made a hatemance dating app called okstupid would anyone use it

You’re listening to… Thank you! Sounds like you've got yourself set up for a lovely afternoon! …Midnight City Jazz!

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Let's all hold hands an' frolic t'gether. If y'want...

omg, wait ..

࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAAAAT! i was just aboat to offer to play with you until you admitted your cheating habit! }⟡A⟡{ }⟡A⟡{ <!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ CHEATINGGGGG is NAUT a viable strategy, babes! there are rules four a reason! + youre like! spitting + stomping on them with your l+lubby legs right now!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Pfft heehee.
...mm i never really bothered to dress up for halloween before....

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BUB, THAT'S WHAT IT SAID ON THE BOX.
question for the practicing THWCIes, amateur occultists, habitual CSEUR victims, and people who simply make bad decisions: does anyone recognize a ward shaped like an eye with the pupil crossed out three times? please answer before i start taking it apart. preferably much before.

࣪⊹₊˚{ ooooh! }⟡7⟡{ what should MY costume be???? ill take pics + everything! SO VOTE! vote nowwww!!!! \}*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ⟡ <3 = orphaner girlscar {like orphaner dualscar.... but if he was a girl }*u*{} ⟡ <> = a super sexsea angelic emissary of the end, like with wings + junk ⟡ c3< = A RAINBOW DRINKER }@7@{ {this 1s sexy too} ⟡ <3< = electra hate.... from that marina + the paleflings album! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ now vote! VOTEEEE, besties! \}⟡____⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Okay, I... Think 've settled on a costume...
UNEXPECTED LEGEND IN BAGGING AREA. TOLIGHT CALLS FOR SOME PROPER FUCKING SCRAN, SO YOU KNOW I HAD TO TAKE A WEE TRIP TO MUCK AND SPLICERS FOR SOME GERRY GRUBS. NOW THESE WILL MAKE YOU CAUSE A FUCKING SCENE. WHAT A FUCKING BELTER OF A SNACK THESE ARE. UN-FUCKING-REAL. TELL YOU WHAT, I’LL HAVE THESE AFTER MY TEA AND THEN YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH OUT BECAUSE I’M GOING OUT TO START A FIGHT. THESE MAKE ME ABSOLUTELY OFF MY NUGBONE. #BOSH x
SO fast run she jumps so high 💖💓💗💕💓💞💗💓💓💖💕💗💗you can run 🏃♂️🐎 and jump too ❗️

࣪⊹₊˚{ well, duh!!!! it the collective punishment youve all earned four played video games instead of REEL 1s! with dice + pieces + blood feuds! }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ full offense but youre better off spending that money on a copy of minnowpoly + tearing your friend group apart! }>_<{ at least youll have played an ACTUAL game....!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
:33 < Okay just… 5 mor3 mitt3ns.. i m3an minut3s.. ^-w-^s zZZ
maplehoof thinks everyone i s beautifal and she is pretty pony 😁💖💓💕💞💗💕💖💓💗💞

bed sheet with eyeholes ghost the classic

Heehee, and all that.
maplehoof didnt understand most of that 😁💞💓💗💕💖 Thenk you frind have fun kising girl 👩 and boy 🚶♂️

halloween!!!! i love halloween!!!! >XO its the best!!!!!!!
What is a bye sexual❓💕💞💖💓💗and a Faggot❓
Your ideas are quite fanciful, but at least they are entertaining. You have that going for you.

Remember, friends, sometimes all you need to recalibrate and feel better is a nice cup of tea. (art by watchelspinat on tumblr)

i love my friends :)

you livve life quite romantically dont you

hope no one ruins that for you
yeah that might not be the best course of action! i'm entirely nonviolent...
... Lots of new faces. Good to know this place hasn't changed though.

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⧃ In my mind sits the image of a barkbeast wearing a jingling jester's hat.

Thank you, it's a few years in the making. Fucking buy them whenever I see them.

c0zy beam.
:33 < What to do m3ow? Hmmrp… chas3 squ3akb3ast or p3st3r som3on3 oou d3cision d3cisions,, mrp!
:33 < how do I look m3ow? :33 It’s a jump suit!

@arousedDelivery This is what I have out currently. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/pomny.png

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Watch your back, fellow toy enjoyer.
im just too awesome... and evil... dont forget that i am evil... i have two minions to prove it...

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Oh, yeah dude. For sure. I got you. Hey, do you by chance know anybody that can build a moat around my house, and rig a nice little trou de loup line along the perimeter? For no particular reason, completely unrelated. I just think it would look cool.

Any takers? Dm. Serious inquiries only. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_2101.jpeg
:33 < Am I doing good b3ing on this sit3 so far?

concept pitch dating app called okstupid
SGRUB (or SBURB depending on localization) lends itself to making more branches in the stream than is needed, there is however beauty in the excess as well.








