#askkaranything
[ @TANTALIZINGGONADS ASKS: "HOW OFTEN U JACKIN OFF" WITH THE COMMENT "U LOOK CUTE :3C" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK, SOMETIMES LESS. ALSO, THANK YOU!!! :3 #ASKKARANYTHING - HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/1OV5QIZ6S3MDEHYVA
#ASKKARANYTHING IS ONCE AGAIN OPEN! HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/1OV5QIZ6S3MDEHYVA
[ @TURNTECHCREAMSICLE ASKS: "OH SICK ANOTHER OPEN ASK BOX, TIME TO NEST." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OH! I HOPE IT'S COZY. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/FQDTDSK1EPBCQN7L8 ]
[ @CARCINOGENETWINKIST ASKS (ER. SAYS, MORE LIKE.): "PENIS." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] BULGE. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/JKVCWTKI2QYEE9RP7 ]
[ @UNDYINGGENIUS ASKS: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE INFAMOUS MCI (MISSING CHILDREN INCIDENT) OF FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA PARLOR? SURELY, YOU MUST HAVE HEARD." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE HEARD. THOSE POOR KIDS... ):B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NHAKMMLBDXRH8VES9 ]
[ @PACKAGEHANDLER ASKS: "WHY ARE YOU SO 6OSH DARN CUTE???" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] VOTED MOST ADORABLE LIL GUY EVER! IT'S MY RIGHT OF PASSAGE AS A KARKAT TO BE GODDAMN ADORABLE. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NHAKMMLBDXRH8VES9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "HOW GREEN ARE YOU" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I'M RED. SORRY. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/NHAKMMLBDXRH8VES9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "YOUR EARS ARE SO CUTE I WANT TO CHEW ON THEM" WITH THE COMMENT "I MEAN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS CUTE BUT YOUR EARS ARE ESPECIALLY SO" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] AWW! THAT'S SO SWEET! (:B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SL4HTFNQZBPLYQDH8 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "* DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] OH GOG. OH GOG NO. FUUUUUUCK. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EH3DUPZTAYWSXY6LA ]
[ @MELANCHOLICNEBULA ASKS: "HAVE YOU MET LOZ VANTAS? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE! LOZ IS QUITE COOL, IN MY HONEST OPINION. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EH3DUPZTAYWSXY6LA ]
[ @GNARLYCONSEQUENCES ASKS: "YOU 4ND 3V3RYON3 R34D1NG TH1S JUST LOST TH3 G4M3." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] FUUUUUCK. GOT ME AGAIN. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EH3DUPZTAYWSXY6LA ]
[ @VICEROYBUBBLESVSALAMANCR ASKS: "HIEEEEEEE AMOGOS 7EEST? BRIG MOR? IT WITH DAVBOT 🙏🙏🙏🦎🦎🦎🤗🤗🤗😛😛😛" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU CASEY. (:B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THE WORD?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THE BIRD IS THE WORD. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ @GNARLYCONSEQUENCES ASKS: "DO YOU ST1LL T4ST3 L1K3 C4NDY??" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I DO! MY QUADMATES HAVE TOLD ME THAT I APPARENTLY TASTE LIKE CHERRY. LIKE THAT SICKENINGLY SWEET ARTIFICIAL KIND THAT YOU GET IN CHERRY CANDIES. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ @TERMINALCORVIDAE ASKS: "DO YOU LIKE CROWS?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] YES!!! THEY ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPECIES OF BIRD. THEY ARE QUITE SMART, THEY CAN MIMIC HUMAN SPEECH AND KNOW HOW TO SOLVE PUZZLES AND USE TOOLS. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW CHEETAH‘S ARE JUST GIANT HOUSE CATS?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] VERY OFTEN, ACTUALLY! DID YOU KNOW THEY MEOW AND PURR JUST LIKE DOMESTICATED CATS? #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GCFDYQHCAPTYD25Q9 ]
[ @MILKYCOW ASKS: "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THE EXTRA COMMENT ON THIS SCARES ME. #IMSOFUCKINGSCAREDRN. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XAC284XA1XDYPXPU5 ]
[ @ARSENICPURRFECT ASKS: ":33 < * THE MIGHTY HUNTRESS ASKS MEOW SHIT *" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] *CG ANSWERS THE MIGHTY HUNTRESSES QUESTIONS!* #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XAC284XA1XDYPXPU5 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/DS9PCXBIPS4AAAAC/MEME-CAT.GIF" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] ...LET'S NOT. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/EBF4ZCCUP6IPSMLSA ]
[ "A DIRK" ASKS (VERY FUCKING SPECIFIC, THERE'S LIKE AT LEAST 10 ON THIS DAMNED WEBSITE): "WOULD YOU PAIL WITH ME." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] BOLD MOVES, STRIDER. BOLD MOVES. ....YEAH. #NSFW #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/GPQMVFL3OK4BKWEG8 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "HAVE YOU OR HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I HAVE HEARD THAT THE BIRD, IS INDEED, THE WORD. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SPJDSHLXY1WYBHWQ6 ]
[ THIS USER ASKED NOT TO BE ANONYMOUS BUT DIDN'T LEAVE THEIR @ SO THEY'RE ANONYMOUS ANYWAYS ASKED: "HOW DID YOU MANAGED TO PULL TWO QUADS WITH... YOURSELF?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] IT ALL STARTED IN A GAYBAR IN MEMOSPACE... #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ATXFTKCYDVSAMTZP7 ]
[ @CARCINOVANTAS ASKS: "HIIIIIII HOW YOU DOINNNNN (:B" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] HA. HAHA. H O R N Y. #NSFW BUT ALSO GOOD. (:B I AM CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF READING MY NEW SCALEBEASTS OF FLAME BOOK. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ATXFTKCYDVSAMTZP7 ]
[ @BROADCASTBEYOND ASKS: "CURRENT FAVORITE SONG?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] "THE CONTRACT" BY TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/22BA9H34P0Q2PGZUDSEBCO?SI=C45866E8FA5945BC #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ATXFTKCYDVSAMTZP7 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "YOU DEFINITELY WONT KNOW WHOS TALKING HERE BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT BUCKET KARKAT" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT............ #NSFW #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ATXFTKCYDVSAMTZP7 ]
ASK ME THINGS. #ASKKARANYTHING. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/KGTGRGUJIGZHJJYT7
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUCH RIDICULOUS LOOKING CLOTHES IN THAT PFP OF YOURS?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THAT'S MY GOD-TIER OUTFIT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I AM A SEER OF HEART. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ZLCN9DTX9EGZFRUE6 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THERE IS MANY THINGS I AM THINKING ABOUT ALL AT ONCE. #ADHDCORE. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/ZLCN9DTX9EGZFRUE6 ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "FIGHT THE GUY WHO JUST POSTED ABOVE YOU (VINNIK AMYERI)" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THAT'S NOT A QUESTION. ALSO, NO. I DON'T FIGHT PEOPLE BECAUSE OF MY CHRONIC CONDITIONS. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H82RAY5UJIL8WH386 ]
[ @CANTRIPPEDGEOMANCY ASKS: "'=_-^ IS T𝔥ERE ANY 𝔥EM[]AN[]N SUPPLEMENTS Y[]U TAKE? I'VE BEEN 𝔥EARING AB[]UT T𝔥EM ALL []VER T𝔥E PLACE BUT I JUST CANT SEEM T[] FIND W𝔥ERE T[] GET T𝔥EM ^=_-'" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] SO LIKE IT'S KIND OF WELL KNOWN BY NOW THAT I HAVE CANDY-RED BLOOD AND I DON'T HIDE IT. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H82RAY5UJIL8WH386 ]
HERE'S MY ASK BOX AGAIN. #ASKKARANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/H82RAY5UJIL8WH386
[ @CANTRIPPEDGEOMANCY ASKS: "'=_-^ IVE 𝔥EARD []F S[]ME 𝔥EM[]AN[]N SUBSTANCE T𝔥AT Y[]U CAN TAKE T[] P𝔥YSICALLY MAKE Y[]UR BL[][]D AN[]N... W𝔥ERE CAN I GET S[]ME? ^=_-'" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I DO NOT. I APOLOGIZE. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/3LE2DZY4ABKNSZKF6 ]
AND HERE'S YOUR REMINDER ABOUT MY ASKBOX AGAIN. #ASKKARANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/3LE2DZY4ABKNSZKF6
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "DO IT JIGGLE 👀" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] FUCKING WHAT. DOES WHAT JIGGLE. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/YM4AENUZTGBISC3P8 ]
[ @THELIKER ASKED: "DO.. YOU... LIKE... THINGS?..." ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I DO! I LIKE A LOT OF THINGS. LIKE BIRDS, FOR EXAMPLE. (:B #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/YM4AENUZTGBISC3P8 ]
GONNA PROMOTE THIS ONE LAST TIME FOR THE NIGHT SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS. ASK ME ANYTHING. #ASKKARANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/YM4AENUZTGBISC3P8
EVENING REMINDER ABOUT MY ASK BOX! ASK ME ANYTHING. AND I MEAN ANYTHING. GO WILD. #ASKKARANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/YM4AENUZTGBISC3P8
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "WHERE DO YOU KEEP ALL YOUR AUDACITY AND EGO AT? SINCE EVERYBODY KNOWS IT CANT BE YOUR HORNS. OR "TINY" KAR JR" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I KNOW THIS WAS YOU DAVE. SHUT UP ABOUT MY HORNS. SHUT UP ABOUT- UGH!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!! #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SOUDBX2VSDRK6ERV8 ]
FIRST REMINDER OF THE DAY ABOUT MY ASKBOX! #ASKKARANYTHING HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/SOUDBX2VSDRK6ERV8
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "I LOVE YOUR EARS. I LOVE YOUR TAIL. YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE. THIS ISN'T A QUESTION, UHHH HOW DID YOU GET SO CUTE???" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] I JUST DID. AND I AM INDEED ADORABLE AS HELL. :3 #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/OCV1RVCBP28KHMPRA ]
[ ANONYMOUS ASKS: "IS IT NORMAL TO PAIL WITH A MOIRAIL?" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] YES! A MOIRAILLEGENCE IS CONSIDERED A FORM OF REDROM, AFTER ALL. THINK OF IT AS A PLATONIC PARTNER. #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/OCV1RVCBP28KHMPRA ] #NSFW
[ ANONYMOUS ASKED: "HOW TO GET RID OF PALE FEELINGS FOR ALTERNATE SELF" ] [ KAR ANSWERS: ] THAT'S THE NEAT PART! YOU DON'T! HOW DO YOU THINK I ENDED UP IN A QUADRANT WITH ANOTHER ME? #ASKKARANYTHING [ HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/OCV1RVCBP28KHMPRA ]
OKAY GUYS. I MADE AN ASK BOX. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/OCV1RVCBP28KHMPRA GO FUCKING WILD. MY TAG WILL BE #ASKKARANYTHING.