#justorphanerthings
this mornin i wwas in a generally convvivvial mood so imagine my delight wwhen a couple a sludgebloods barged into my orphice (orphaner office) demandin that a lusus id scheduled for cullin somehoww had belonged to the both of them in my magnanimity i had the wwingbeast brought forth and cut it in half right dowwn the middle and sloughed the mounds of flesh off to the both of those twwo presumptivve jackoffs #gore #justorphanerthings
just got back from patrollin the shore for errant beasts to throww into the sea wwhen i happened on a pretty little rust blooded vvixen twwirlin their hair all wwhimsical like they thought itd be cute to toss a little clowwn sludge (ugh FAYGO) into my neck a the oceans so i followwed em hivve and speared their lusus #justorphanerthings
wwhen you are actually comin to enjoy your rivval FLARP team both in wwitty repartee and fulfillin combat but their lusus are fat as fuck and gl'bgolyb has been demandin increased tribute in your dreamin subconscious so you lowwdualscaruinely havve to bloww them to smithereens and nevver face them again #sad #flarp #gaming #justorphanerthings
it wwas a bloody and brutal affair but after stern negotiations those peasants kowwtowwed and i scuttled them wwith the airship into the briny depths #feedalusus #justorphanerthings