#mylore
In the olden nights, I once met a small colony of leprechauns~. Funny chaps~. They taught me a lot about life, love, and practical japery~. #Reminiscing #MyLore
Every scar comes with a tale~. The one above my left bulb~? An angry hootbeast lusus~. My broken horn~? A dragon dropped me on my nugbone~. The scars on my back~? A lover's quarrel~. The burn mark on my reach stem~? An ex-lover's quarrel~. #WarriorScars #QuadrantWoes #MyLore #Suggestive
One feature we have on Touristia is a dense population of fueling stations named after the gas giant the moon orbits: BUC-33~. #MyLore
For those curious, I currently reside on a moon orbiting a gas giant that serves as a pop~ular rest stop for interplanetary travelers~. It is a bustling crossroads with a host of travel accommodations as well as delightful diversions to experience during your stay~. A destination dubbed Touristia~. Although I will caution that it has a strong gravitational pull~. One could easily get trapped here~. #MyLore
As an adventurer exploring foreign planets, you have few opportunities for a proper bath~. It is not one of the more glamorous aspects of adventuring, but one does grow used to it~. Actually, I have grown a certain nostalgia for the odor~. Is is probably why the strong musk of a seasoned warrior always gets me so worked up~! #MyLore #MyStink #Suggestive
Anyone else ever get meowbeastfished by a coven of hags masquerading as 3 beautiful women~? #MyLore #HagAwareness #YuriDay~? #Potentially~?
Back in the day, I once awoke to the sound of my party companion screaming "STOP WATCHING ME PEE~!" followed by a torrential roar of water~. Turns out, he had gotten up to do his business, and his stream, so to speak, splashed directly into the ganderbulb of a giant tentaclebeast blending in with the rocks~. So, of course, he had to hit it with the old Tidal Wave~. #MyLore
There is no locked door that can keep me out~! I never had a talent for lock-picking, though~. I am able to bust them down with sheer strength alone~. Not to brag, but I once took out two solid stone doors in one single charge~. #MyLore
Come to think of it, I also solved a peculiar illusionary wall puzzle by running straight at it with reckless abandon~. #MyLore
I encountered many puzzles while questing in the olden days~! Never solved any, though~. Unless you count the bandit puzzle~. I solved that one by splitting the chap's nugbone open, though~. #Violence #MyLore
I was not always a gladiator~. I used to serve as a Ruffiannihilator in Her Imperious Condescension's glorious army, adventuring across the galaxy, slaying foul beasts and conquering worlds in her beautiful and terrifying name~! But then I took an arrow to the nub~. #MyLore