#mylore
There is no locked door that can keep me out~! I never had a talent for lock-picking, though~. I am able to bust them down with sheer strength alone~. Not to brag, but I once took out two solid stone doors in one single charge~. #MyLore
Come to think of it, I also solved a peculiar illusionary wall puzzle by running straight at it with reckless abandon~. #MyLore
I encountered many puzzles while questing in the olden days~! Never solved any, though~. Unless you count the bandit puzzle~. I solved that one by splitting the chap's nugbone open, though~. #Violence #MyLore
I was not always a gladiator~. I used to serve as a Ruffiannihilator in Her Imperious Condescension's glorious army, adventuring across the galaxy, slaying foul beasts and conquering worlds in her beautiful and terrifying name~! But then I took an arrow to the nub~. #MyLore