‘Cro’ Ampora
@abaloneCaravaggio
How still, How strangely still, The water is today It is not good For water To be so still that way.
I havwwwwve gathered three friends more than I had, this is a good start
i suppose i can consider thou a friend.
YOu seem l|ke a peach! | guess we cOuld try tO be fr|ends!
100 People Online, wwwvon’t one say hello?
)(i! )(ows your nig)(t been )(m?
well met.
I'm doing reelly good actually! Making a lot of new lil friends! 38D
I am a knight of hope, and a life of a party
vwhos guiding your blade though?
> me too <
They say I am maladjusted because I take out my frustration on cavwwwwvities.
I am Cro and I approvwwve the message of peace and tranquillity for all, fuel the courage wwwvolf, starvwwwwve the fear wwvolf
Z. wwatch your zelf. .Z
you aint goin to do shit to me
Z. correct you are not wworth my time vvery ironic howw you talk to otherz conzidering your owwn terminal ztupidity. .Z
aww is someone upset
Z. your attemptz at poking nervvez are confuzing i had hoped for better it juzt makez me cringe in all honezty .Z
you must think yourself so tough
Z. my ztrength haz nothing to do wwith howw bad you are at ztoking the flamez baiting for rage it iz really zimply dizappointing. yawwn. .Z
youre like a squawwky bird those gulls pickin fries out a peoples mouths before they bite
Z. ok? .Z
bye noww
I wwvas called a ‘good boy’ it is enough to keep the fuel in my tank
< 𓏲ּ𝄢an𖥠☤her ⛨en☤is☤, H𖥠w Fun. . .
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Earth brand cola is far superior to wwvhatevwwwwver Alternia retroactivwwvely invwwvents
8=l < Kind of want to punch him
D0 17, PUNCH WH03V3R H3 15. D0 17, D0 17 D0 17 D0 17 D0 17.
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8=l < That new Cronus
c< ....dO it, sHOuld be fuN! >c
7H3R35 4N07H3R 0N3?
Much fun, punching a wwwwvall alwwwwvays makes me feel better
Do it twice.
8=l < Are you meant to be the wall 8=l < I can asshire you that you are not STRONGer than I am, seadweller
8=l < It seems so
Cola Bottles are the best fruit gummy candy.
THIS IS THE WORST THING ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF CHITTR HAS EVER SAID.
I do not believwwwwve this evwwwwven breaks the top twwwventy, especially wwvhen considering my alternates
TRUST ME. AS THE RESIDENT AUTHORITY ON ALL THINGS SHIT, I CAN PROCLAIM, WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT IN MY BLOODPUMPER, THAT THIS IS THE WORST OF THE WORST.
A RESPECTABLE PREFERENCE. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SAY THOSE GUMMY SHARKS
I do not knowwv to fear or respect the levwwwvel of apologistism you embody, it is really a marvwwvel
Gummy sharks are cool, but taste evwwven more rubbery than natural shark leather
PRECISELY THE REASON THEY ARE RIGHTFULLY DISLIKED
I like my boyfriends, they make me happy. You all should havwwve a boyfriends too.
mine is i dunno. hibernating. in deep sleep, adrift in an iceberg. not really but he is like. away. he's nice though.
admittedly, i font think abyone would like me. i will be truthful and day i am an ass.
eh???? but why?
I dont know how to read 'have' outloud...
Yeah but no.
oh.
If I am not respected to be a proper vwwwviolet, and not honor bound to be an Ampora, and my lowwwvers and my betters continue to belittle my advwwwwvancement or my decline Then wwvhere do I belong #vwwwwventpost
8=l < You typed si% letters to get the "V" out so neighbe start with that
8=l < Horse leather isn't an inventive insult, Fish Scale
It is not an insult, it is wwvhat you are, no? Cast wwvith leather upon your face
8=l < You sh001d stop talking befoal your hole gets deeper, Cronus
i respect going for the ac, its a bold choice, vwery bravwe and stylish, but the hells vwith your quirk man?
Do you hide your shame like the human God Hephaestus? You shouldn’t hide a mask wwwwvith a mask, that is just silly
are you the slowv vwersion of me or something? the hell are you slurring out half a dozen vwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwwvs for evwery wv and vw?
8=l < I AM the human god Hephaestus 8=l < Don't tell me how to show my shame
It’s my first day, and onlymy third can of wwvhat the humans call ‘Axe Body Spray’
Pathetic, bombastic, and eager to please
buddy. get some honor.
I am thrilled to anyone wwwvho givwwwves me approvwwwval, that is a greater honor than most are wwwwvilling to do
i am not approvwing of you, trust.
Many of my vwwwwvariants are not pure of heart and soul. I am much the same. Do not be fooled by ritualistic vwwwvanacular. You havwwwwve been wwwwvarned.
oh wow reely you had me goin
YEAH, I DON'T THINK ANYONE EXPECTED YOU TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT FROM YOUR ALTERNATES. BUT CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SO UPFRONT ABOUT YOUR AWFULNESS, I GUESS.
If that is the part I play, I might as wwwvell play it wwwwvith a smile than a frowwvn
AWESOME. HEY, QUICK QUESTION. YOU GOT ANYMORE PITHY PLATITUDES FROM R/IM7ANDTHISISDEEP OR DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ONE ALL BY YOURSELF?
It did in fact come to mind, as I’m sure your alliterativwwwwve admiration came to yours Do not short sell yourself you truly are the best Karkat
I enjoy wwvitnessing this site in all its wwwvonders, this boat basically Captain’s itself
HI LOVIES. YOU'RE SO LOVED TODAY! REMMEMMBER THAT!!! ♡꒰>﹏< ꒱
thank ya kindly!
Well that’s a minute and a half and I’vwwwve already twwwwvo followwwwvers, I must be doing something right
8=l < They follow everyone 8=l < Why do you use that many w's
c< i fOllOw everyONe, dONt wOrry abOut it, well.... i fOllOw everyONe, uNless tHey give Me a reasON 2 NOt >c
I was about to ask the same thing, actually.
8=l < Clean your keyboard, Ampora 8=l < I don't want to think about what you've got it sticky with
c< gOOd call! >c
Another Ampora joins the fray, and wwwwvith wwwwvhat I’vwwwve been hearing, I’m sure most of Chittr wwvill get along swwwvimmingly wwwwvith me Trust me, I am wwvorth the effort to get to knowwv, I paint for a livwwving