‘Cro’ Ampora

@carcinocytoGeneticist[CG]

A RESPECTABLE PREFERENCE. AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T SAY THOSE GUMMY SHARKS

↩ @contagionsGenesis[CG]

I do not knowwv to fear or respect the levwwwvel of apologistism you embody, it is really a marvwwvel

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @carcinocytoGeneticist[CG]

Karkat Vantass (streamer)

Gummy sharks are cool, but taste evwwven more rubbery than natural shark leather

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

@carcinocytoGeneticist[CG]

PRECISELY THE REASON THEY ARE RIGHTFULLY DISLIKED

Reveri | Sun Sets Over The Horizon

I like my boyfriends, they make me happy. You all should havwwve a boyfriends too.

Kult: +57

Kull: +57

Total: 114

Ratio: 1.00

@todaysDreamer[TD]

mine is i dunno. hibernating. in deep sleep, adrift in an iceberg. not really but he is like. away. he's nice though.

Xerxes Kozaki

@carnifexsHonorsworn[CH]

admittedly, i font think abyone would like me. i will be truthful and day i am an ass.

↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]

This is unfortunate. I hope you may find your boyfriends soon.

↩ @carnifexsHonorsworn[CH]

I like you

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

Xerxes Kozaki

@carnifexsHonorsworn[CH]

eh???? but why?

↩ @carnifexsHonorsworn[CH]

I like evwwwwveryone

C. Dirk

@princeofLight[PL]

I dont know how to read 'have' outloud...

↩ @princeofLight[PL]

Try wwvith your mouth, and sound it out

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

C. Dirk

@princeofLight[PL]

Yeah but no.

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

Xerxes Kozaki

@carnifexsHonorsworn[CH]

oh.

If I am not respected to be a proper vwwwviolet, and not honor bound to be an Ampora, and my lowwwvers and my betters continue to belittle my advwwwwvancement or my decline Then wwvhere do I belong #vwwwwventpost

#ventpost

Kult: +55

Kull: +50

Total: 105

Ratio: 1.10

8=l < You typed si% letters to get the "V" out so neighbe start with that

Kind as alwwwwvays, Horse Leather

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

8=l < Horse leather isn't an inventive insult, Fish Scale

It is not an insult, it is wwvhat you are, no? Cast wwvith leather upon your face

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

8=l < You sh001d stop talking befoal your hole gets deeper, Cronus

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

i respect going for the ac, its a bold choice, vwery bravwe and stylish, but the hells vwith your quirk man?

Do you hide your shame like the human God Hephaestus? You shouldn’t hide a mask wwwwvith a mask, that is just silly

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

Quirk?

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

Cronus Ampora

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

are you the slowv vwersion of me or something? the hell are you slurring out half a dozen vwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwwvs for evwery wv and vw?

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

8=l < I AM the human god Hephaestus 8=l < Don't tell me how to show my shame

It’s my first day, and onlymy third can of wwvhat the humans call ‘Axe Body Spray’

Kult: +16

Total: 16

Pathetic, bombastic, and eager to please

Kult: +37

Kull: +20

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.85

🛼 Snicket Ampora

@deadbeatGrunge[DG]

buddy. get some honor.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @deadbeatGrunge[DG]

I am thrilled to anyone wwwvho givwwwves me approvwwwval, that is a greater honor than most are wwwwvilling to do

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

🛼 Snicket Ampora

@deadbeatGrunge[DG]

i am not approvwing of you, trust.

↩ @deadbeatGrunge[DG]

You are an Ampora, I wwvould not expect you to

Many of my vwwwwvariants are not pure of heart and soul. I am much the same. Do not be fooled by ritualistic vwwwvanacular. You havwwwwve been wwwwvarned.

Kult: +42

Kull: +30

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.40

𝖌𝔩𝔲𝔟 𝖑𝔦𝔣𝔢 𝖈𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝖒𝔢 🔱💰

@carettaConfectioner[CC]

oh wow reely you had me goin

The Worst Karkat

@contagionsGenesis[CG]

YEAH, I DON'T THINK ANYONE EXPECTED YOU TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY DIFFERENT FROM YOUR ALTERNATES. BUT CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SO UPFRONT ABOUT YOUR AWFULNESS, I GUESS.

↩ @carettaConfectioner[CC]

I do not wwvish to inkrill dessent or reprisal, just better to be upfront

↩ @contagionsGenesis[CG]

If that is the part I play, I might as wwwvell play it wwwwvith a smile than a frowwvn

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

The Worst Karkat

@contagionsGenesis[CG]

AWESOME. HEY, QUICK QUESTION. YOU GOT ANYMORE PITHY PLATITUDES FROM R/IM7ANDTHISISDEEP OR DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ONE ALL BY YOURSELF?

↩ @contagionsGenesis[CG]

It did in fact come to mind, as I’m sure your alliterativwwwwve admiration came to yours Do not short sell yourself you truly are the best Karkat

Kull: +2

Total: 2

I enjoy wwvitnessing this site in all its wwwvonders, this boat basically Captain’s itself

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Well that’s a minute and a half and I’vwwwve already twwwwvo followwwwvers, I must be doing something right

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

Karama Golthi=5: Yuri Committer

8=l < They follow everyone 8=l < Why do you use that many w's

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< i fOllOw everyONe, dONt wOrry abOut it, well.... i fOllOw everyONe, uNless tHey give Me a reasON 2 NOt >c

My wwwwv key is stuck

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Roan Leslie Lalonde

@tentacleThaumaturge[TT]

I was about to ask the same thing, actually.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

I’ll try not to givwwwve you a reason not to then

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

8=l < Clean your keyboard, Ampora 8=l < I don't want to think about what you've got it sticky with

#suggestive

Karama Golthi=5: Yuri Committer

Then do not think about it

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @abaloneCaravaggio[AC]

@megaloMemes[MM]

c< gOOd call! >c