
Attention, darling attendees of this most-beloved and revered movie club. We are Rose B. Lalonde and Nepeta Leijon, de-facto interim leaders of the Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club. As some of you may be aware, our dearly departed supreme leader and co-founder @carbolicGalvanologist has forsaken his conditionally immortal coil, but before leaving he used his interdimensional beam to thrust upon us this duty for some time. We wish him well in his endeavors and will definitely not be staging a coup when he decides to return. That being said, this week's feature for #ABCC #Watchparty rebranded for these couple of weeks as Lalonde's Speakeasy will be: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides A film about piracy, immortality, colonial ambition, religious fanaticism, and the curious human tendency to look at an entirely functional supernatural premise and decide that what it really requires is a substantial population of wet, homicidal women with tails. Jack Sparrow, meanwhile, continues to drift through the proceedings with the particular sort of improbable competence that can only be achieved by a man who has never once permitted preparation to interfere with instinct, circumstance, or whatever cosmic administrative error keeps him alive. I will see you tonight at 10 PM EST/7 PM PST Please, comment below or DM me (@therapistofThedeepone) for reservations. Remember that spots are limited and they tend to get filled, so don't put it off for too long. Also, a reminder that ABCC has a suggestion box. Romance, romance-adjacent, or technically construed as romance in any way, shape or form, make sure you use this link to let your voice be heard. (Results may vary) [https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8] Looking forward to sharing this experience with you. In the immortal words of CarbKat (Karkito, to Chchow), #GETIN PS: Crumbs will not be provided. That's Karkat's bit. PPS: Floor bacon is still being reviewed by the board and will be given out in a case-by-case basis.






