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This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
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True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Attention, darling attendees of this most-beloved and revered movie club. We are Rose B. Lalonde and Nepeta Leijon, de-facto interim leaders of the Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club. As some of you may be aware, our dearly departed supreme leader and co-founder @carbolicGalvanologist has forsaken his conditionally immortal coil, but before leaving he used his interdimensional beam to thrust upon us this duty for some time. We wish him well in his endeavors and will definitely not be staging a coup when he decides to return. That being said, this week's feature for #ABCC #Watchparty rebranded for these couple of weeks as Lalonde's Speakeasy will be: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides A film about piracy, immortality, colonial ambition, religious fanaticism, and the curious human tendency to look at an entirely functional supernatural premise and decide that what it really requires is a substantial population of wet, homicidal women with tails. Jack Sparrow, meanwhile, continues to drift through the proceedings with the particular sort of improbable competence that can only be achieved by a man who has never once permitted preparation to interfere with instinct, circumstance, or whatever cosmic administrative error keeps him alive. I will see you tonight at 10 PM EST/7 PM PST Please, comment below or DM me (@therapistofThedeepone) for reservations. Remember that spots are limited and they tend to get filled, so don't put it off for too long. Also, a reminder that ABCC has a suggestion box. Romance, romance-adjacent, or technically construed as romance in any way, shape or form, make sure you use this link to let your voice be heard. (Results may vary) [https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8] Looking forward to sharing this experience with you. In the immortal words of CarbKat (Karkito, to Chchow), #GETIN PS: Crumbs will not be provided. That's Karkat's bit. PPS: Floor bacon is still being reviewed by the board and will be given out in a case-by-case basis.

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
🌟/🌟 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐈𝐓
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Disability Pride
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#ABCC RSVP
Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer
@comedyGold[CG]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii be there (|:)

Kult: +15
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Big ups for Nepeta for doing the little artwork. @arsenicCatnaps

Kult: +14
Total: 14
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Murder-Go-Round Mofo
Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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gloomliebe
a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

Ill b3 th3r3 for 2ur3

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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@blindedUnbridled[BU]

[TEXT|SPEECH]:Sounds liike a blast, II'll do my best to be t)=(ere!

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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
transgender
love yourself
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
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@doomedTherapist[DT]

I haven't watched any of the movies honestly, is this a good one to start with?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Oblong Meat Product
This is literally just a hotdog.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I'll be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of the series, and I have no memory of this one at all.

Kult: +7
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This user is certifiable good boy of the most marvelous kind.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
asexual
love yourself
Disability Pride
Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.
@cosmicCanine[CC]

Karkat reviews Movies??? also neat!

Kult: +5
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Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
transgender
love yourself
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
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Bad Squishy!
Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.
Time's Up
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@doomedTherapist[DT]

Might be there for the company, at the bare minimum.

Kult: +5
Total: 5