REGULAR troll normal
@adoorableDasher
the streets are calling me the Michael Phelps' Arms of Legs use dasher code @adoorableDasher for quickest delivery this side of Beforus & PLEASE tip me this shit does NOT pay that well
∙☾__☽ so anyway best tasting trroll meat? i think indigos most of̶ them arre verry lean if̶ you can get one that's bulking peak eating lean ones arren't bad if̶ yerr making soups #gorre #cannibalism #violence
𓅰 surely you guys are full of parasites and heavy metals, right. surely.
∙☾__☽ why would we be?
∙☾__☽ well ... you arre a jade i've only tasted bucket f̶ondlerr meat once 🤔🤔🤔🤔 can't pass up on a jade tbh y'all might go extinct soon
∙☾__☽ do y'all wanna be alone in my thrread???
Ƹ 🌂 > Where are the evil HENCHMEN to bring this Dark One a latte… Ʒ
𓅰 im lookin to be tipped for the delivery of one hefty grande latte
If you kill a killer there is still a killer or something like that I don't know
𓅰 https://files.catbox.moe/nj9zmj.jpeg O_O
White vs white
𓅰 ok so while everyones at the beach its looking like ive made a clean getaway on the larceny front
𓅰 @eusocialPedant do you not have any food in your hive rn. mightve just discovered some useful tech that could help
=oXO we don,t have very much yeah''' what,ve you found¿ =oXO
𓅰 ok so i found out if you walk into the slainsburys fill the cart with food and beverages and just tell the staffers that youre a food delivery guy theyll let you leave without paying. so im on my way with things that goregle has told me that ants can eat
=oXO ¡¡¡¡¡ hi i care about you very much' that,s still shoplifting it,s kind of not legal =oXO
sum1 tell my stoopidnfuc dog to come home!!
𓅰 @eusocialPedant https://files.catbox.moe/36g9b0.png this motherfucker isnt a lusus this is a regular ass bird???
=oXO yes¡¡¡ that,s a regular bird you can tell by the orange beak and feet¡ =oXO
=oXO i,m sorry for your lusus troubles, did you pay someone for this'''¿¿¿ =oXO
𓅰 no its more of an emotional scamming. i have no money. i compensate this thing with the beans from the bean guy's bean wrap supreme
𓅰 i've hired a duck to stand in front of my posts. i asked for a finch but they didn't have any other birds. so we're working with the duck now. #myquirkdonotsteal #myduckdonotrecruithim #mybirdpleasedonotunionise
=oXO i like your duck =:) do you think your duck will be friends with my ants¿ =oXO
𓅰 honestly anthony i am almost certain that ducks predate ants i think we probably should keep them separate.
=oXO my name is ormici =:) but i think an ant is either so small or so large that a duck either wouldn,t even see them worth eating or would be too scared to mess with them so it might be okay¡ =oXO
𓅰 i'll deploy the duck next time i'm at your house and we'll lab it. we'll see how they react. i really hope this duck isn't someone else's lusus i just picked it up off the street
=oXO well if it,s small enough to pick up and dumb enough to let you, probably not¡ =oXO
𓅰 i should sleep in other peoples cupboards more often lowkey comfy as fuck
𓅰 settin up in there for the future tbh could use a little ventilation maybe some padding but the temperature's great and the distant sound of flowing water makes for great sleep noise. and the leak lets you drink late at night with no downsides. oh yeah theres a leak in the pipe actually you should maybe check that out