Young Maiden
@aggresiveAxiom
LAST TR0LL 0N WHAT USED T0 BE ALTERNIA - FELT MAN0R C0RESP0NDANT F0R THE MIDNIGHT CITY PAPER
STOP TOUCHING MY COINS.
HAHAHAHA FUCK THAT'S G0ING T0 LEAVE A MARK. SUCKERRRRR.
How am I meant to not worry about it under these conditions.
What the fuck just hit the back of my head.
Felt Manor Update courtesy of @aggresiveAxiom : A room full of counterfeit coins all with Lord English's face on them has been discovered in the Felt Manor basement! They all apparently look really shitty, so our reporter is now flicking them at the Felt's heads while they're looking away.
N0T MY FAULT THEIR HEADS ARE LIKE BIG GREEN TARGETS.
THIS MAN0R IS S0 FUCKING B0RING. IT'S JUST WEIRD GREEN GAY DUDES D0ING STUPID TIME SHIT. WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT.
Honestly. It's dreadfully boring.
D0 Y0U WANT T0 G0 STEAL EVERY0NE'S HATS AND PUT THEM IN A BIG STACK.
Duuuuude fuckkkkk The Felt are unionizing. God damn it man.
i have learned through love and acceptance that perhaps its okay to have a peanut butter jar for a hand once you really get used to it... peacw and love
We need a holiday dedic8ed to specifically kicking Vantas' in the 8ulge upon seeing them. ON. SIGHT. Think it'd really cheer up the place. National "Kick Vantas 8ulge" day. Yeah, the name needs some work, I know.