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∻Imagine five grub burgers. N☢w imagine five m☢re grub burgers.∻
Your (Alias) is (LALILU TOTTER), and you are standing above a corpse. On the streets of ALTERNIA, this isn't news. IN THIS CASE however, it is. To you, specifically. You are an EXECUSTRINGER. Your official job is to TAKE PHOTOS OF CORPSES and other violent scenes for TrMZ (TROLL MURDERZINE), a popular STABLOID. You work as freelance, of course, as you refuse to have your NAME(S) OFFICIALLY DOCUMENTED on any payroll. Other trolls find you STRANGE AND OFFPUTTING. Or, they would, if you ever spoke to them at length. It's not like they would understand, anyways. You wonder what this cerulean would have been like. Their personality, taste in movies, music, quadrants... Everything now reduced to a pulpy mass of blues. Not that it mattered much. You would have hated them. Probably. It just makes it harder to do your job well. It wasn't like YOU COULD STOP WHAT HAPPENED. You look down the VIEWFINDER OF YOUR CAMERA to get the worst angle you can. To others it may be TARNISHING ONE'S MEMORY, but to you it's FRAMING THE NARRATIVE. Not everything is perfect. Often times it's disgusting and unpleasant. You aim to BRING THESE TRUTHS TO LIGHT. You CLAIM TO NOT ENJOY your job, that someone has to do it. Deep within, you SUPPRESS YOUR TRUTH. Daylight is breaking soon, and your work here is done. There's always tomorrow... Wasn't there a weekly fight night?.. https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/lalilu.png #gore #horror ?
~ ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） I like milkshake! ( つ旦O~ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・◎・） slrrrp ( ﾞノ ヾ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） Hmm, tastes like pri~On disease... ( つ旦O~ と＿)_) ∧,,,∧ （ ・ω・） ( つ O~. __ と＿)_) （__(）､;.O~：。 ﾟ*･:.｡ _ _ ξ (´ ｀ヽ、 __ ⊂,_と（ ）⊃ （__(）､;.~O：。 Ｖ Ｖ ﾟ*･:.｡~
cookie before dinner, you're a winner dinner before cookie, picture of grookey
D --> Strike while the iron is hot D --> Mic wiles spawn ironic shot D --> Rhyme style like it's poetic- not
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✿ dude. and when u do. hmu
Damn... BLU got him before he could finish his sentence.
m̶h̸ ̷h̵m̷m̷ ̶m̶p̵h̸ ̶h̴m̶m̴ ̸m̴m̵h̶m̶m̶ ̷m̴m̵h̵.̴ ̸ #spycheck
Love is in the air? WRONG. Gas leak.
neW profile picture... check it out... or dont... the choice is yours hahaaahaha... cool... 😎 https://iMages.squidge.org/iMages/2026/04/29/JAMES-BUFFETT.png 😎
sorry everybody but if you want to see me naked youll have to do it the old-fashioned way! with us falling into a water fountain together which ties are fates together into a series of comedic but romantic coincidences until we fall in love! and you also have to knock on my door one day to watch all the troll indiana jones movies with me and play the adventure games with me! your path in the fate of trollantis AND your indy quotient will be taken into account! so dont get sloppy! https://i.postimg.cc/TYpvQqXx/MOVIE-DATE-NIGHT.png
#theꚂleepfulꚂnoozer #Ꚃleeppilled #reꚂtmaxxing #Ꚃlumbermogged
>>| considering myself .as "asexual" .in kismesis relationship. .i don't know why but .it didn't worked with previous partners. but .i do still love hating, but without pailing. #romance
I was thinking of one of those sensory deprivation things but that just sounds like hell to haul around in an RV
Blind fun-ness. Even after 7 years abouts, getting sleep is a struggle. The time never feels right, I was already bad at sleep before all of this, and. Everything continues to be a few levels too loud.
OH SH1T, DO 1 SM3LL 4N 4MPH1B14N? 1 LOV3 4MPH1B14NS!! >:D
<<"what if, um, instead of chittr, it was called kittr, and people just posted meowbeast photos? i-is this anything?">>
Good gods! Saucy posts are a dime a dozen on this here site. Some of y'all need a good swifin', that's for darn sure. Not that I'm judgin', heavens no.
∻Just saw a slime c☢vered ribbit beast emerge fr☢m the big c☢vered in thick slime and struggling t☢ breath. I sh☢uld call her.... #yearning∻
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP THE FOOD FROM INSIDE THE FREEZER OFTEN TASTES BETTER ONCE ITS COOKED IN A TIME MACHINE! OFTEN NOT ALWAYS! WE DONT TALK ABOUT THE ICE CREAM INCIDENT OF 85 THANK YOU #DRIPTIP I LOVE YOU #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION
#niceys.
THE INTERNET WAS ALWAYS THERE WE JUST FOUND IT ONE DAY!
More folks online... cool... i dig it... 😎 More ganderbulbs to feast upon... What i Wanted My banner to be in full... cool... 😎 https://iMages.squidge.org/iMages/2026/04/28/troll-jiMMy-buffett.Md.png 😎
∻N☢thing like a b☢g bath t☢ clear the gills.∻
God speech to text and text to speech are godsends. And I guess the braille keyboard but I still need to properly learn that shit.
I Was Flipping Bricks For The Condesce Before You Even Became A Type-1 Civilization. Don't Fuck With Me.............
would anyone be interested in learning magic?
}{ow about people send me pictures of animals and i’ll rate them? They can be a random picture, a pet, a lusus, whatever. …i might have a bias towards aquatic animals.
2uppo2e ii can joiin glub po2tiin..
glub glub? glub! #glubposting #jokeoftheday
> glub glubglub glub glub #glubpo2t1ng <
wWw glub glub glub :) glub glub glub glub glub #glubposting wWw
wWw glub glub glug glub glub glub. glub glub glub glub glub? glub glub #spreadlove #positivity #glubposting wWw
SMOKING SO MUCH IM PRODUCING CHEM TRAILS #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
No. I wass lying for fun. Haha. I apologize for the let down.
im haPPy ANd a GOOd FRIENd im haPPy ANd a GOOd FRIENd im h
just saW a blubbery Waterhopper hoist itself onto shore With its offspring... 😎 cool... 😎
reMeMber What i said about nature? it's aWesoMe... and don't you forget it. https://i.redd.it/d7k6z5fWj2fa1.jpg 😎
hahaaa... Watching tWo squaWkgulls fighting oVer the saMe snippercritter... 😎 nature is aWesoMe, and don't you forget it 😎
ahahhh fuuuuuck 😎 noW Where did My crystallized sodiuM shaker go 😎
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is VIKATA NIXLOV. And you are on ISLAND TIME. You are a tealblooded DEFECTOR, having since abandoned the empire and your duties to the CRUELEST BAR to imbibe in the finer things in life, faking your death and adopting a new IDENTITY in the process. Above all, you value GOOD FRIENDS, GOOD DRINKS, GOOD MUSIC, and GOOD TIMES You feel like you have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, and why wouldn't you? You're on ISLAND TIME after all, recovering from a perpetual CASE OF THE MONDAYS. Though you may have plenty of time, life is still short, and you believe you should ENJOY EACH DAY TO THE FULLEST while you can. (Sprites created in Farragofiction's Dollmaker!) https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/imageff4488d024d1cb14.png https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image6b592765a745cae7.png
:33< *the mighty huntress curls up sadly in a little ball*