♦ pitied by @amicableEnemy
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ ōŌōŌōH... lUsUs 7AlK... i mIsS HeR......
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ sHe wAs nŌōŌōŌ7 wEaK... 7He... InCiDeN7... KiLlEd aLl...
[Guess who a|most died eating a sandwich. Thank goodness I tripped and fe|| or it wou|d sti|| be in my throat!]
|| & man i ggoofedd upp real bbadd
Ɏ i'm a-a-at #fightnight !!! Ɏ Ɏ a-a-admittedly i'm a-a-a bit nervous, things seem to ha-a-ave kicked off a-a-alrea-a-ady. for some rea-a-ason i ca-a-an't sha-a-ake the feeling someone's wa-a-atching me but tha-a-at's silly Ɏ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/FIGHTNIGHT.png Ɏ sent from my scryPhone Ɏ

"= mmm, okay. do you have a cupe? or. what's the situation, also, would it not be very very hot? ="

The most consistent blade in my life is that of irony and misfortune. It never fails to strike with comedic accuracy.
-^I wo∇ld be fishing right now if it weren't storming. Fishing wo∇ld fix me.^-
There are users on this platform for whom I have a silent parasocial investment. They are so unrelentingly funny. And yet I cannot interact on principle.

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