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i had my funny bone extracted swweeps ago so if you wwant jokes look elsewwhere
:33 < maybe mew have a shot of actually k33ping a relationship and mewr alts pawre just jealous about that?? :?? just a hunch!
you forgot to #notgay cmon man
i lovwe this guy! #notgay
yeah i wvould newver
hey handsome
Prrolly the accumulative brrain damage
That vwas the best bash I'wve been to in centuries. More grog an jennies than a man could vwish for. My descendant may be puny an a utter disappointment, but he can host a good shindig. #eridanweek
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
Nkt if you add the olives for stability, lettuce for texture and basil just beclaws.
Ho+w wo+uld yo+u even be in any po+sitio+n that wo+uld let yo+u do+ so+mething like that.
welp… managed to fix my back but i fell asleep again :T
I should make a counter for how many times you take a nap
i can Think of a handful of Things ThaT are plenTy more flammable...
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:33 < im supurrised mew ampurras can score a purrtner #impurressed