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Theyre putting s0mething in the water that makes vi0lets n0t want me anym0re #nsfw
(𐂠◔̸̤̹͎̀͠◡◔̸̟̰̀)𐂠 ♥ A͇ l͇o͇v͇e͇l͇y͇ l͇i͇t͇t͇l͇e͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. W͇i͇t͇h͇ t͇h͇o͇u͇g͇h͇t͇s͇ o͇f͇ h͇o͇m͇e͇ o͇n͇ o͇u͇r͇ m͇i͇n͇d͇. O͇r͇ p͇e͇r͇h͇a͇p͇s͇ t͇h͇e͇ t͇e͇r͇m͇ w͇o͇u͇l͇d͇ b͇e͇ "h͇i͇v͇e͇"?͇ G͇l͇o͇o͇m͇w͇e͇i͇s͇s͇ h͇a͇s͇ b͇e͇e͇n͇ m͇o͇s͇t͇ a͇c͇c͇o͇m͇m͇o͇d͇a͇t͇i͇n͇g͇. L͇e͇t͇ u͇s͇ r͇i͇g͇h͇t͇ i͇n͇. W͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ s͇t͇i͇l͇l͇ g͇e͇t͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ a͇ h͇o͇l͇d͇ o͇f͇ t͇h͇e͇ f͇i͇n͇e͇ p͇a͇r͇t͇i͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇s͇ o͇f͇ l͇o͇c͇o͇m͇o͇t͇i͇o͇n͇. M͇u͇s͇c͇u͇l͇a͇r͇ c͇o͇n͇t͇r͇a͇c͇t͇i͇o͇n͇s͇ a͇r͇e͇ q͇u͇i͇t͇e͇ d͇i͇f͇f͇i͇c͇u͇l͇t͇ w͇h͇e͇n͇ w͇e͇ a͇r͇e͇ u͇n͇u͇s͇e͇d͇ t͇o͇ s͇u͇c͇h͇ m͇y͇e͇l͇i͇n͇ s͇h͇e͇a͇t͇h͇ j͇u͇m͇p͇s͇ a͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ o͇f͇ a͇ b͇o͇d͇y͇. L͇a͇c͇t͇i͇c͇ a͇c͇i͇d͇ b͇u͇r͇n͇s͇. S͇a͇l͇i͇v͇a͇ s͇t͇i͇n͇g͇s͇. B͇u͇t͇ w͇e͇ s͇h͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇ a͇p͇p͇r͇e͇c͇i͇a͇t͇i͇o͇n͇...f͇o͇r͇ t͇h͇e͇ m͇a͇c͇a͇b͇r͇e͇. A͇n͇d͇ s͇o͇n͇g͇. ◼️ ▪️ ⬛ ▪️https://vocaroo.com/1cmHavi6msWZ ⬛ ▪️◼️ ▪️ A͇ d͇i͇s͇t͇a͇n͇t͇ l͇u͇l͇l͇a͇b͇y͇, d͇y͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇g͇h͇t͇. A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ i͇s͇ a͇m͇i͇s͇s͇, f͇l͇e͇e͇t͇i͇n͇g͇ f͇r͇o͇m͇ m͇y͇ s͇i͇d͇e͇. O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ O͇h͇, w͇h͇y͇?͇ A͇l͇o͇n͇e͇ i͇n͇ a͇ c͇r͇u͇e͇l͇ w͇o͇r͇l͇d͇ L͇e͇a͇v͇e͇s͇ m͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ a͇n͇d͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇e͇d͇. B͇u͇t͇ t͇h͇e͇n͇, f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇s͇. W͇a͇r͇m͇t͇h͇, e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ g͇l͇e͇a͇m͇ A͇ g͇l͇o͇w͇ r͇e͇t͇u͇r͇n͇e͇d͇ o͇n͇c͇e͇ m͇o͇r͇e͇ i͇t͇ s͇e͇e͇m͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇i͇r͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇ I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ h͇a͇n͇d͇s͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ f͇i͇n͇g͇e͇r͇s͇ t͇h͇a͇t͇ c͇u͇r͇l͇ i͇n͇ t͇h͇e͇ c͇o͇l͇d͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇r͇s͇. I͇ w͇a͇n͇t͇ e͇y͇e͇s͇ t͇o͇ s͇t͇a͇r͇e͇ a͇n͇d͇ t͇o͇ c͇r͇y͇. W͇h͇e͇n͇ I͇'m͇ f͇e͇e͇l͇i͇n͇g͇ s͇c͇a͇r͇e͇d͇, l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇. J͇u͇s͇t͇ l͇i͇k͇e͇ y͇o͇u͇.
,,why even w3rk 3n friday what's the p3int br3 its the edging day 3f the week, just stay h3me but anyways 3mw t3 make a scene at the mates j3b and get every3ne the day 3ff #myvanvsthebusinessc3mplex🕸️
Heheh. Yeah. (:B
man idk why i even try bein supportive if you're always gonna fuckin hate it
I am proud to remind you all that the democratic government of Earth-C is only 250 years old, or approximately 115 sweeps. In that time, we have accomplished the following: • An open-planet policy, • Gay Marriage (not sure why we didn’t have that one sooner), • A decrease in taxation to beautiful women with ugly matesprits, • Decriminalized drug possession and usage, • Vaccinated all Amporas, • Made it so that all politicians who vote in favor of war are immediately drafted and put on the front lines, • Given Service Workers the ability to kill up to two patrons every sweep, • Brought back The Stocks, • Given important advice on Imperial Drones, • Created a Defense Budget more sizable than the GDP of most planets, And most importantly, started a relationship with a Strider.
in that case all the power to you for enjoying it dude
my condolence's on playing the worst game on the planet. or i guess. across the multiverse, since apparently troll's have it too
~O~h hey, I've gO~t a quad wh~O g~Oes t~O an~Other schO~Olfeeding institutiO~n t~O~O. Hers is in TrO~ll Canada. She's a mO~del and real sweet and beautiful and she paps me all the time but y~Ou've never met her~
latula wheres her ollie ooping ass
HOW ARE YOU FALLING FOR CRONUS PROPAGANDA?! I thought better of you.
Biting your tongue is just something we all do. If anything you may bite your tongue less if your sharpened teeth take up less volume near your tongue?
jUsT ReMeMbErEd tHe tImE *tHaT* mOtHeRfUcKiN CrOnUs cAlLeD Me a sEx pEsT. i jUsT ClOsEd fUcKiN ChItTeR. mEsSiAhS FoRbId a sExUaL HaRaSsEr lIkE GeTs hArAsSeD SeXuAlLy. (o: #NsFw
how the motherfuck am i supposed to pick a side in this. there's bitches and hoes i love on both sides of this mess. and its all over THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD. THIS IS BY FAR THE DUMBEST, MOST MOTHERFUCKIN' ASININE ARGUMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. especially considering. I don't be giving a motherfuck. About either of these dumb yaoi motherfuckers. #Jakedirk #Dirkjake it doesn't matter in the fuckin' slightest when the only yaoi you should ever give a shit about is Calibloz. Caliborn Kurloz. Myself and my beautiful Lord. The most #ALPHA of motherfuckers paired with myself. his ever devoted servant. just FOOD FOR MOTHERFUCKING THOUGHT.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent actually gotten around to testing her out. from wvhat iwve seen, either you say youll kiss a boy wvhile she sits in the cuck chair, then you tvwo fellas spitroast her (if your balls dont touch and you dont make eye contact then its #notgay) or you just say some real horny shit to her and she goes for it. i think shes the type thats desperate for any sorta attention, just look at that vwhole felt business. your mileage may vwary on all this, like i said, untested. novw onto the real data. aradias are an eclectic bunch. ecletic? lots of different sorts. most basic type is the dress up doll. shes fashionable, shes swveet, she probably wvants to call you sir or daddy. shell giggle at your jokes and get properly flustered from flirting, but she aint a full on b wvord like the roxies. shes kinda hard to pin dovwn, metaphorically anywvays. shell take more shit than most, wvhich is fun, and shell definitely adore being pushed around a bit, wverbally, emotionally, and physically. majority of the time, casteplay stuff wvill wvork. sometimes ill ewven just make stuff up about biology and shell buy into it, lotsa fun. you cant go vwrong vwith the aradia chassis, but theres more complex out there. next wve got the freaks and wveirdos. theyre usually smiling wvide, and if not theyre a ghost, but like, ghostier than the rest of us ghosts? i newver really got it. kinda cold for my taste, literally, but its still pretty hot. these ones are trying to be off-putting. my strat here has alvways been to stonevwall em. they vwanna be creepy? compliment their tits. they say something totally unhinged? smile and nod as you start groping em. throwv em off their game. shes not gonna be used to this, so take adwvantage of it. make her feel beautiful, vwanted, and make it a novwel experience. aradias hawve seen it all, you hawve to be interesting, ewven if theyre off their rhythm. i like to turn up the disrespect on these ones sometimes, treat em more like a doll than the dress up doll aradias. make her understand that no matter hovw quirky and manic pixie or spooky shes trying to be, shes still a sex object at the end of the night. make her melt into wvhat you can giwve her. casteplay can either be your in, or something you pull vwhen its too late for her to back out. gotta giwve a special mention to the bots, of course. for howv many there are, i dont see em that often, but like... vwe all knowv zahhaks are perwverts, right? the bots look fantastic, and if you can grab hold of one long enough for a chat, they aint usually too hard to break. the ones that are gonna givwe you the time of night are basically already sexbots, so treat em like that, they lowve it. objectify em, make em feel useful, maybe slip in a hint that you might see em like a real person, but dont wvorry, they aint. be careful vwith that last bit though, i remember one vwho got like, really really into the utility aspect, the idea that id vwanna keep her evwen though she knevw she vwasnt a person, so like... either vway, make her understand howv much you wvant her. just dont get in the bath vwith her, trust me on this. novw that i think about it, should also mention that aradias might be the most likely gals to go for threesomes. like, theres the time clone stuff obvwiously, if you get one thats really into you she might treat you, but im talking vwith entire other babes. you can get a megido sandwvich, or you might get lil peixes in there, those are the ones i usually land. dont go in hoping for this, but dont let the chance slip by. and to reiterate, for any aradia: youre the highblood here if youre any better than rust. make sure she knovws it. ivwe nevwer met an aradia vwho wvanted to be in control wvho didnt break at the slightest push. maybe dont try vwith the black hole aradia though, shes super horny but also real scary. thats hovw all megidos are but shes the most extreme ivwe seen in both categories (sorry damz </3 ) rating the rustie bod: holy shit her body is crazy. aradias range from slimthicc to full on curvwy and i lowve em for it. they tend to be real sensitiwve too. 10/10 vwariety: theres a vwhole lot you can get from an aradia. some people might get bored of the caste dynamics, but not me. the vweirdos are especially a lotta fun. 10/10 ease: usually all it takes is a push, aradias are nevwer a fight. might hawve a slightly harder time vwith the ghosts, but she makes it vworth it. 9/10 personality: evwen the boring ones are fun because you can put em in their place, and the manic pixie dream girls and the goth ghosts add some spice. i could newver get tired of banting wvith an aradia. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. definitely a contender for my fawvorite gal out there in paradox space. fun to squeeze, fun to talk to, fun to put dovwn, fun to pail. rosie is our closest match so far. any aradias out there vwith a lack of self-respect and a thing for highbloods, my dms are thatavway <3 0u0
strongly recommend starting vwith my post on vwhy fat chicks are disgusting. it's a good introduction to my philosophy.
evweryone's alvways telling me to be more like my ancestor. god forbid a guy havwe hopes and dreams. maybe i vwanna carvwe my owvn destiny vwhile vwearing this swveet leather jacket. hammering babe after babe. sowving my legacy. there he is...cronus ampora...sex symbol. rockstar. ambassador for suavwecito pomade. cooler than coolscar.
I love being able to talk to my descendant so freely )(ere on C)(ittr. It makes me wis)( s)(e )(adn't crabandoned )(er duties to live on t)(e moon. 38(
ohhhhh ok so i'm that bad i gotchu sure dw about it
[|87 :: 1 cannot blame you
Well i'm taking him s9mewhere that might help with his issues a 6it t9night. H9pefully he's m9re calm after it.
i declare myself the official beacon of non-vweirdo cronii across chittr. vwe need to stand up and call out that fuckers actions. and then cull him brutally alternian style #cullcronus #notmethough #wviolence
im one of the ones activwely fighting against that vweirdo jackass soooo-
damn that sucks dude wvhats wvrong?
vwell if kanny is startin a trend i might asvwell go and rate my activwe vwarients too. though im sure this trend vwont go anyvwhere. props to him for startin it tho @casanovwasAnchor - kanny says youre a neat guy. fun to talk to he says. seein your posts, its nice that youre passionate for the fish you take care of. your music taste is great too by the vway. i vwibe i vwibe 10/10 @aeneasCaldarium - only interacted vwith ya like... one time? but a quick scroll through your profile makes me think ya might be a chill guy to be around if vwe talk more 7/10 @amorousCasanovwa - dont knowv much due to vwery vwery little interaction. but as i scroll, i keep seeing funny chitts from you. so ill say ya a good vwibe 8/10 @aligerousCallidity - not much interaction or any at all.. but im includin ya since bloodsvwaps count. youre funny. funnier than most captors ivwe met. i like ya jig vwith humor. keep it goin 8/10
if theyre a hot babe wve can split em fifty-fifty, nb uhh... im legally not allovwed to giwve my thoughts on that, lets call that 25-75 and be done vwith it
its @aeneascaldarium if theyre into 'not gay', and its me if theyre a hot babe, nb baddie or sexy man
I WANNA FUCK CRONUS SO BAD. (No you don't.) #nsfw
I gotta be mean to someone so just chill out when I say this, okay? Fuck you.
There's nothing wrong with loving Yunyun. It's natural. IDC what you say about me but leave Yunyun out of this.
ZOMG I wish LMFAO!!!! Yunyun comes from Execution Angel † Guiltina. It's a good series but Yunyun is really the best part by miles ngl. Yunyun is everything. She deserved more screentime and it's a sin that she didn't have more. Really any Execution Angel fan should know Yunyun deserved better than what she got. Yunyun always deserves better. She's like a goddess of endless love and moe. There's no winning against that.
do you think there's room enough for two daddies in this house (chittr)
all my friends love labyrinth
i was tired and someone called me while i was typing
HRY LOL just ignore all that sorry just a brain freeze glitch moment cmon don't do me like that lol
oops
*Cronus
wait
heyyy saturn ;P
:33 < guess
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oh i was not aware of this context because i dont really put myself in the way of that stuff all too much but that sounds kind of bad and not something i agree with. i wouldnt go after someone like that personally or even reply if i didnt want to see it! if this is a solidarity thing then you can metaphorically post your wang all you want
:o) After much consideration :o) I have made a ranking of all of the trolls which I played the game with. :o) If you have been placed low, do not feel too offended :o) After all, who regards the opinions of a clown? ;o) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c17e77b66ff5.png
Which Po+rrim made yo+u bread that was that bad? I kno+w baking can be difficult, but surely if it made yo+u that ill, then it sho+uldn't have been bread in an edible fo+rm to+ begin with.
your small fins make you unattractivve to wwomen signalin submissivveness an a glarin vvitamin d deficiency but wwe already kneww that from your big wwet baby moobeast bulbs
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ok i WILL apologize for it being out of left field i'll own that i could've handled that better, my bad
wait you dont?
i am not about to get all apologetic or ashamed of basic ass emotional needs or how to deal with em jeeeeesus
okay i wvas putting up wvith you but this is too far
SAD. it said sad. that did not say pathetic.
my sympathies.
::YOU MIGHT TRY GETTING A GLASS ::OF ice water BECAUSE THE ::temperature disparity CAN BE ::JARRING ENOUGH TO DISTRACT YOUR ::NERVOUS SYSTEM ::MANY FIND IT grounding
for all the talk theres a surprising lack of spades reacts there
>+. I OCCASIONALLY DO A PUPPET VOICE FOR MINE .+< #nsfw
Ah. I see. I will kill that motherfucker for you, if you desire.
I think we should start culling people!
|| & man i ggoofedd upp real bbadd
|| & im sorry im illiterate :(
INDIGOS REPRESENT BIRDS CAUSE WE’RE FLY AS FUCK.
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hmm? i never thought that...but puppies look cute the second they come out, i wish i could be a dog!
￣\ i'll take it /￣
I may have misundersto+o+d ho+w to+ play the game.
i already regret postin the fmk thing
Yeah, you're right. Withdrawn, with apologies.
Fuck marry kill but its 0nly all the amp0ras #suddenlyiminvested
ah okay
Oh gosh, why did I say that. It was the l8te light hours getting to me. I have to go.
look normally id take any compliment i can get, evwen from you, but no, if im too funny and charming then i stop being me, yknovw?
nah thats part of the fun
really? yay, yippee! i cant read the rest of that
what does wvex mean? i assume it rhymes #nsfvw?
lol same
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ Lamprey eels. They suck
im literally right here man
Votes are in. my excessivej drunk posting is aweosme actually. Amazing news. #substance
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
:33 < maybe mew have a shot of actually k33ping a relationship and mewr alts pawre just jealous about that?? :?? just a hunch!
you forgot to #notgay cmon man
i lovwe this guy! #notgay
yeah i wvould newver
hey handsome
Prrolly the accumulative brrain damage
That vwas the best bash I'wve been to in centuries. More grog an jennies than a man could vwish for. My descendant may be puny an a utter disappointment, but he can host a good shindig. #eridanweek
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
Nkt if you add the olives for stability, lettuce for texture and basil just beclaws.
Ho+w wo+uld yo+u even be in any po+sitio+n that wo+uld let yo+u do+ so+mething like that.
welp… managed to fix my back but i fell asleep again :T
I should make a counter for how many times you take a nap
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:33 < im supurrised mew ampurras can score a purrtner #impurressed