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THANKS FOR THE GARDENING #COLLAB, @thrivingGarland! HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO YOU! IT REALLY WAS AWESOME GROWING THAT GARDEN! [∴]
heehee....thank you Cami..!! (^ o ^ ❀)
LET'S #COLLAB. [∴]
Thank you... Mr. President... I will be sure....to have the most...joyous planting and gardening day....ever...!! (> o < ❀)
Happy Wriggling Day to the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, @thrivingGarland. I hope you have a joyous day of planting and enjoying the garden.
oh wait i think i misinterpreted what this was until i s(rolled down i would like to (hange m7 response to a “hell 7eah, get it girl”
ehehe. i know how that is
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It's my wwrigglin' day! (Uh) (No, it's not) But I still look good though (Hot fork hot!) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ooh, girl, I'm all innnnnn* *Pending Crockercorp Shareholder Revvieww (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
:33< ayo theres women in the world isnt that pawsome!
I Do Not Always Know How To Reply To Comments And There Is A Bit Of A Wall Between Myself And Using The Quadrant Reacts Since They Give Off An Air Of Being A Little Too Strong For How I Might Feel About A Given Topic But Rest Assured You Are Seen And Appreciated
SOMETIMES HAUNTING SHADOWS WILL WEAR THE FACES OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT AND MOVE ON LIKE ITS FINE.
You’re listening to… Good Morning Midnight City and good afternoon or evening to the rest of listeners. Let’s start off right with some “Stolen Moments” by Oliver Nelson Septet. Enjoy. …Midnight City Jazz!
It Sure Is A Delightful Day With Absolutely No Incredibly Unpleasant Reminders Of Something Not Even Worth Delving Into Flitting Around My Perception Reminiscent Of That Of A Particularly Annoying Fruit Fly
→WH♈︎ D♈︎D THAT WH♈︎TE MAN FOLLOW ME?
d0nt even ask about the ketchup https://64.media.tumblr.com/4537862071418105fbf2383deb7b6958/586f10e31d30e325-85/s2048x3072/cfb939acf800bbfd7a15e710cdef03e9ab8add04.png
the king's never sounded better than on the big tv's speakers. well, except probably live on concert, but. my house is one of the only places where i can bless @amorousChanteuse with my amazing, not at all annoying singing. https://open.spotify.com/track/76HKOVWqsEg26SECtmw7Rz?si=7b656bccb82744ad
I'LL TRY THE FIRST ONE. I DON'T REALLY LIKE SWEETS THAT MUCH.
LET ME SET THE SCENE HERE. I'M SAT IN MY RESPITE BLOCK AT PRESENT, THE ONLY THING I HAVE OPEN ON MY COMPUTER IS CHITTR. IT'S A TEMPERATE MAY DAY IN THE TROLL KINGDOM AND THE RAIN IS COMING DOWN OUTSIDE PRETTY HEAVILY. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN A CRACK TO HEAR IT FALL. THE SYNCOPATED PITTER PATTER ON THE OUTSIDE WINDOW DANCING IN CONCERT WITH THE SOUND OF MY TOUCH STUBS GLIDING ACROSS MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD. BACK ON ALTERNIA, YOU DID *NOT* WANT YOUR WINDOW OPEN DURING THE RAIN. THAT SHIT WAS PURE ACID, AND THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HIVE WAS BUILT TO WITHSTAND IT, BUT THE INSIDE SURE WASN'T AND NEITHER WAS YOUR SKIN. FOR SOME TIME, EVEN THOUGH ITS SAFE TO TOUCH THE RAINWATER ON EARTH-C, I REFUSED TO OPEN MY WINDOW. TODAY THAT CHANGED. DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS? BECAUSE TODAY IS A DAY OF FIRSTS. UPON REFLECTION, I SUPPOSE THIS IS MY FIRST 'SPONSORED POST'. A BENEFACTOR WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS GAVE ME A GIFT CARD TO A PIZZA PLACE CALLED GIORDANO'S. THERE WAS ENOUGH ON THIS CARD FOR A MEAL FOR TWO AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR EVERYONE, I *WILL* BE GOING BACK. I HATE EVERYTHING THAT THIS PIZZA TRIP HAS MADE ME BECOME. THE KARKAT THAT YOU KNEW YESTERDAY IS A DEAD MAN. HE'S BEEN LEFT IN THE PAST, MERELY AN ERRANT SPECTER HAUNTING YOUR MEMORY. I'M SORRY. I'M REALLY, TRULY FUCKING SORRY. I REALLY, REALLY LIKE EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. EXCEPT...I'M NOT SORRY, ACTUALLY. HAD YOU FOR A MOMENT, DIDN'T I? IF THERE IS ONE THING KARKAT VANTAS IS- IT'S UNREPENTANT IN HIS FOOD OPINIONS. DID YOU REALLY THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD GROVEL AT YOUR FEET? BESEECH YOUR TEMPLE FOR APOLOGY? THROW MYSELF AT THE MERCY OF THE EXTREMELY FAKE CLOWN GODS ABOVE FOR DARING TO THINK THAT THIS PIZZA *FUCKS SEVERELY*? YOU'RE DEAD FUCKING WRONG. WELCOME TO KARKAT'S PIZZA REVIEWS. THERE IS NO GOD HERE BUT ME. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE YOUR TITHES IN THE TIP JAR AND KISS MY FINALLY BEJEWELED RING YOU ME DAMNED HEATHEN. NORMALLY WHEN I TRY OUT A NEW PIZZA PLACE, I GO FOR THE BASICS. NOT THIS TIME. AS THIS WAS A SPONSORED VISIT, I TOOK INSTRUCTION ON WHAT PIZZA TO GET- ANY VARIETY OF THEIR EARTH-C-HICAGO STYLE PIZZA. I SEE NOW WHY SOME HUMANS CALL THIS SHIT A 'PIZZA PIE' BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT THING HAD A *CRUST*. IT WAS LIKE EXCAVATING IN A MINE OF SAUCE AND MOLTEN HOT CHEESE. I'LL ADMIT. I WAS VERY HESITANT GOING INTO THIS. SAUCE? ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? HOW NOVEL! HOW STRANGE! I'D HEARD OF SUCH A CONCOCTION, SUCH A WEIRD FUCKING MEAL BEFORE AND I'D SORT OF WRITTEN IT OFF ENTIRELY. HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY APPEAL TO THE PALATE OF ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN AND THE FULL POSSESSION OF ONE'S NATURAL FLAVOR BUMPS. I WAS A FUCKING FOOL. A FRAUD, EVEN. I'M A MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE MAN NOW. A BETTER MAN. THAT. SHIT. FUCKED. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST 10/10 REVIEW. THIS BASIC ASS, BEAUTIFULLY SIMPLISTIC CHEESE AND SAUCE DEEP DISH FLAVOR DISC WILL BE MY SWAN SONG. YOU CAN PLAY ME OUT NOW. I CAN DIE HAPPY. LET'S REVIEW WHAT'S GOOD. EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO A WORD I JUST SAID? THIS IS UNASSAILABLE! YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ATTAIN THE BENEVOLENT PEAKS THAT THIS FLAVOR DISC PROVIDES, YOU HAPLESS DEGENERATE. YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY GOONING ON CHITTR.ING WHEN THERE'S A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF EXPERIENCES WAITING FOR YOU OUTSIDE YOUR FRONT DOOR IF YOU JUST SEEK TO ATTAIN THEM,. THE CRUST FOUGHT ME. IT WAS A BRIEF STRUGGLE TO BITE INTO BEFORE ITS CRISPY DENSENESS YIELDED TO THE SUPERIOR MIGHT OF MY FANGS, LIKE A LOVER JUST A TOUCH TOO SHY TO GIVE IN RIGHT AWAY. THE SAUCE SETTLED ON TOP, A TEASING OCEAN OF TOMATO AND PESTO. SHE STARED AT ME IN OUR TWIN COLOR, EYES ALLURING AND INSPIRING A GROWL FROM ME. IT WAS FERAL. I'M NOT PROUD OF THE WAY I TOOK HER. THE WAY I CLAMPED MY CLAWS AROUND HER AND TORE INTO HER SUPPLE FLESH. ...WHAT? DID YOU THINK THAT WAS #SUGGESTIVE? I'M DESCRIBING BITING INTO A SLICE OF PIZZA YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER. THE CHEESE WAS THICK. HAVING BEEN BAKED INTO THE BASED LAYER OF THE PIZZA MEANT THAT SHIT WAS LIKE A LAVA EXPLOSION IN MY MOUTH. THERE WAS SO MUCH OF IT I THOUGHT I MIGHT DIE. IT SCORNED ME AT FIRST, BURNED THE SHIT OUT OF MY CHIN, BUT ENTICED ME WITH HER FLAVOR. SO I PUT IT DOWN AND TOOK A HUGE GLUG OF COKE (WITH ICE) AND THANK YOU TO THE GIORDANO'S STAFF FOR THEIR SWIFT RESPONSE BECAUSE ANY LONGER AND I MIGHT HAVE SCREAMED A LOT AND MADE EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT LOOK AT ME FUNNY AND THAT WOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT WANT TO POST THIS AT ALL. THE FLAVOR PROFILE WAS IMMACULATE. EVERY FLAVOR BLENDED INTO EACH OTHER SO PERFECTLY BUT STILL KEPT THEMSELVES CHASTELY DISTINCT, EACH SHOWING ME WHAT THEY HAD GOING FOR THEM INDIVIDUALLY AS WELL AS A COLLECTIVE. THEY WERE LIKE MY THREE GIRLFRIENDS. AND YES THEY SMOKED WEED. TO PUT INTO THE SIMPLEST WORDS POSSIBLE. I AM A CHANGED MAN. I AM A DIFFERENT PERSON THAN WHO WALKED INTO THAT PIZZA PLACE. THAT SHIT WAS ALSO WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH FOR ME TO EAT IN ONE SITTING SO I STILL HAVE A FEW SLICES LEFT THAT I TOOK HOME AND SHOVED IN THE FRIDGE. VRISKA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS KEEP YOUR HANDSY THIEF PAWS OFF OF MY FUCKING PIZZA I MARKED IT WITH MY BLOOD AND PUNCHED IN TRIPLICATE THAT IT'S FUCKING *MINE*, OKAY? I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU HIGH AND DRY I GOT YOU A BBQ MEATLOVERS IT'S IN THE FRIDGE ON THE BOTTOM SHELF, OKAY? I EVEN GOT YOU A 2L OF SPRITE. YOU *LOVE* SPRITE. IS THIS ENOUGH APPEASEMENT FOR YOU TO KEEP YOUR LOUSY, NO GOOD CLAWS OFF OF MY FOOD? YES? GOOD. GLAD WE COULD COME TO AN AGREEMENT. FINAL VERDICT: 10/10. I'VE FOUND A NEW LOVE IN LIFE. A NEW *PURPOSE.* THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD OUT THERE, GUYS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS GO OUT AND SEIZE IT. CARPE DICKEM OR WHATEVER. THANK YOU AND GOONNIGHT. I MEAN GOODNIGHT.
really cool how the new lego batman game unlocked early access nine and a half hours ago but steam won't let me play it. spent extra on the deluxe edition for nothing.
blocklist cleared wwe die like men
No you see that is perfect. You can beat him with it AND stab him.
I just spent an hour returning wayward shopping carts to their proper places.
▲i lived bitch▼
There's a sweet spot between 4 and 5, especially when the bacon is a little bit thicker. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/34cddd64757e.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guhmph… fraimi is going to go for an ice swim… to calm down… i’ll gube back later (╥ ᴥ ╥)
@amorousChanteuse I'm glad to see my hammer comment did numbers with you. Always willing to join the cause of beating people like that with hammers. Or stabbing if you think that would be more entertaining.
Honestly I think women you need to beat you with hammers.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) the fact that gyuu are keeping her at all is BAD!! gyuu are a sorry excuse of a person!! fraimi never curses but GYUU FUCKING SUCK!!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm… it guseems like… @pearlescentPetals gyuu are holding my friend against her guwill… and that’s GUNO GOOD!!! as a cupid expert… this is gunot healthy moiraillegiance at guall (╥ ᴥ ╥) GYUU BETTER LET HER GO!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/-t_xSnvC9UUAAAAC/explodes-you-with-my-mind-angry.gif
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUAWWWW GUEHEHE ME AND GYUU?
@playfulPinniped https://media1.tenor.com/m/4zOwiYvSVwEAAAAC/inefablejuly-dachshund-dog-posing-with-his-best-friend-a-seal.gif I have nothing really to say but this gif. That is all.
I don’t know how to feel being called a Feminist by Caliborn. I think it’s a good thing. I’m not sure.
haha the SNACK and POPCORN and CHIPS crime scene of course!!!!!!!! CAMI.
Daily Tarot Card. Nine of Cups. You will be favoured in love, finances and health. Things are well. Now is the time to find contentment and comfort in luxury, to indulge in and appreciate the finer things in life. Lavish yourself in the pleasures you wish to seek out, for you will be rewarded handsomely. #DailyTarotCard
so sleepy why arent i sleeping sillyroxy
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@pearlescentPetals Unhand Warmblood. I have given you your one and only warning. Any attempts to resist will be treated as treason against Her Imperiousness's Royal Navy and punishable by action up to and including summary execution. I am an ally.
That Is Far Too Many Pity And Mediation Reactions For My Liking I Am Supposed To Be The One Doling Out The Latter In Fact
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:33< nyall efur snuggle in a big pile of warm blankets? :33< its some next level stuff i tell mew what
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If for any reason this #DroneSeason I become momentarily incapable of acting as President, I would like to make it clear that @tentacleTherapist#7214, the VP of my administration, is fully authorized to act as President until my faculties return to me.
kinda having trouble staying asleep. beautiful song! #nowlistening #nowlisteningto #music https://open.spotify.com/track/2yoaXLItTfWNpdFFpdF3Ti?si=0545ceceebd64048
is there a way to use the bathroom without waking up someone who's sleeping on your arm? i'm asking for someone else. #question #qna #q&a #help
(( now's a good time to lay down some headcanons and AU deets! ༄ earth c, post-credits (~5 years after) ༄ epilogues and BC won't happen (but will interact with characters from both!) ༄ 5'8", mixed (caucasian/filipino) ༄ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶h̶o̶m̶o̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ closeted pansexual ༄ incipient gender dysphoria - a june in waiting ... ༄ chronic depression (medicated most of the time, sometimes not. sometimes weed [thanks davekat]) ༄ same setting as @amorousChanteuse ༄ more juicy stuff through chits and interaction clues ooo 👻 as for ooc ... 👻 dms are open (but are immersive! only either pesterlog style dms, OR for ooc contact. won't action RP in there.) 👻 not here to be a horndog IF it's completely out of character for john 👻 i'm here for laughs, angst, and fun character-accurate poppycock 👻 any characters that could exist in the same time period and setting as my john can be assumed to do exactly that! let's have fun! thanks for having me!! )) #substance #mental-health #depression #dysphoria #genderdysphoria #sexuality
#nowwatching @amorousChanteuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7a5190141e06.jpg
>>| .i can't find .any nearby circuses to visit. most .of them .are too far from my hive .or .i'm too lazy to get there. but .i will get my ticket. .i want to remember the .old times, the time .i saw beautiful performance by purplebloods.
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X Lillya and I are officially dating nowwwwww 🎉🎉🎉🎉 x
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JUST WATCHED BUGONIA. PRETTY SOLID.
[NA] is now offline! i wonder what the people on planet yellow's food is like? slime time
#Wordle 1,795 6/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 There are too many ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 words.
are ya havin weird one tonight or are you boring?
>>| fascinating. .or .it's just .accidental, .or substance playing .around. nice .ass. #substance #nsfw
((tempted, but karama would NOT say that shit, otherwise i hella would
✿ wait they got teams ok who wanna be on #teamglurp
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To the account that llikes every singlle one of my poems and Haiku. Hello. I hope you enjoy my writing, crude though it may be.
i cant prove it but fuckin every time i take a nap the piss gnomes go around my crib and change all my apple juice to piss. im going to freak the fuck out if this keeps happening dog something bad is going to happen if i wake up to apple juice to piss transmogrification one more goddamn time.
Lotta fuckers who think they know better then others on here tonight Really fuckin annoying
>>| you do not need to goon, .if you can make someone's life .a little be happier. just .ask for the nice date .at restaurant. grab some food, relax, let the beverage .and substance spice .up .and .ease your mind. make some dialogues, discussion .about .each .others lives, hobbies, doings .and many many more. .after good meal, suggest to hit your hive, help him by guiding for him with .a handholding. finally .arrive .and let him first .into your place, let .enjoy the decorations .in your blocks. finally start to spice .it .up. help him with .undressing, .and he will help you too. you don't .even need to care .about manners now, you both know what you want when you came here. take his bulge .out .and let him take the lead. rest you .onto soft loungeplank .and spread your legs, .aligning his bone bulge with your dripping nook .and slam .it .in. .eyes .on .each .other with some passionate kisses .and ravishing bites. this. this .is better than gooning. .and .i've been there. #nsfw #romance
u not tryna cultivate ur goonery?
((my jade is based on this artist's vers of jade!! :D
c< OH, tHaNK fucK >c
thinking of my pals... every next birthday is a little less boring with you guys around. #throwbacktuesday #newbanner ((by @SvetoShumovaya on twitter)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1a5d98ca5b2.jpg
I need to be touched, my god. #nsfw #substance
>>| @eusocialpedant congratulations for "surviving". glad that you finally decided to just leave that person. how was .it?
IM BISCUITS DID YOU GUYS KNOW THIS?
triple jade... it's like that one trollcaloid song!
heh...let me enlighten you, chittr. #nsfw to goon is to become one with your inner urges, to meld with your base desires. to reach the proper state requires utmost discipline and only the best material, either spawned from your creativity or the depths of the internet. you must look within yourself and ask, am i prepared? am i capable? and the answer must always be, unequivocally, YES. you may allow your breath to hitch ONCE while answering AND NO MORE. gooning strengthens the warrior's spirit but it drains your physical, which means you must strike the balance between climax and action. you must flow like water. only the greatest gooners ever reach the fabled 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞. (Flow State.) have you ever gooned with your life on the line? i have. that is why i am the Freaky Gooner. i changed my name against my lusus' wishes for this. FOR THE HONOR. of being the Freaky Gooner to ever Goon. you know my prowess now, yes... Muehehehe... now take my hand. let me guide you through the basics of gooning. let me teach you my ways, young padawan. my little shounen protagonist. my silly rabbit.
H3/H1M D4Y
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH! >c
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N3XT CUSTOM3R TH4T W4LKS 1N G3TS 4 FR33 KNUCKL3 S4NDW1CH #V1OL3NC3 #BUT4LSOW1THLOV3 #SCR4TCHTH4T #1TD3P3NDS #ONWHOW4LKS1N
Oh Well Jinx Egbert Asked Whether I Have A Taste For Any Liquids That Are Not Blood I Am Paraphrasing Slightly But As It Happens Yes My Ability To Enjoy Things Other Than The Blood Of My Compatriots Has Not Been Hampered In Any Sort Of Way Other Than Tastes Being Slightly Less Strong Since My Arrival On Earth I Have Found Myself To Be Partial To Drinks Of A Mango Flavor Also Thank You For The Additional Comment I Am Mostly Having A Nice Time Right Now @ectoBiologist#6844
oh wow, a lot of you seem really scary, and a lot of you seem... very worrying. but, thats okay. i think, in the complexity of life, its so easy to make assumptions when theres so much more to someone we dont know. im blessed to live knowing the world is like a library; through patience and understanding, we learn so much of so many people and things, whenever we're able to.
X Ay larkso dude, we don’t like talk but you can stop at my office and we can chat about stuff and pass a blunt between us if you need to #substance x
X Iz funni tho x
thats okay. everyone has their moments; we're not our anger, we're what we do after.
I Must Admit I Did Immediately See That And Utter A Single Quiet Oh
I HAD THAT @FREAKNASTY BITCH. IN MY JAWS. NO BLOOD POINTS. NO HOPE. READY TO DEVOUR. AND SHE SLIPPED FROM MY GRASP. LIKE ONE OF THE SLIMY WET FISH. SHE PRETENDS TO DETEST. AND. IN A CRUSHING. HUMILIATING. UNTHINKABLE BETRAYAL. BY FATE ITSELF. THE DICE DETERMINED. THAT SHE ATE ME INSTEAD. #RAINBOWDRINKERTHEMASQUERADE #KILLING #VIOLENCE #RAINBOWDRINKER #CANNIBALISM #DIABLERIE #NSFW #GIRLSNIGHT #FUCK!!!!
c< #KaraMasAMA @aNxiOusTau2lOgy asKs: WHat is tHe s2ry beHiNd yOur arM? aNswer: wereNt Here tHat wipe, HuH? tl;dr My aNces2r KidNapped Me aNd cut it Off, i gOt it replaced after sOMe frieNds Helped Me beat His ass iN2 a pulp tHaNKs 4 tHe questiON! >c
WH4T'S OUR TOP1C OF CHO1C3 TOD4Y CH1TTR
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who2 gonna play trollblox wiith me. be hone2t.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUEHEHE!! FRAIMI HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!! i... have become official. guehe. guwith @vindictiveMedalist !!! guehehe... <>!!! i'll be visiting mainland gumore often (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
the big man on campus is a woman, hate to break to ya. also she likes chicks.
you're not even here to hear it right now!! and for the record, i slept terribly.
reminder that pail collection like most aspects of troll reproduction can vary wildly across timelines so if you see someone posting about #pailingseason in a way that seems ridiculous to you it might just be the multiverse at work!
man why the FUNFETTI i gotta see my buddies tryna get laid on the tl
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.= little cute selfie of yours truly! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d84d97da7a7.png -.
Still paying handsomely for drones you happen to ACCIDENTALLY find destroyed this #DroneSeason.
T)(is pailing season, if you findeed are on a version of Beforus experiencing pailing season rig)(t now, I would also like to remind you t)(at culled trolls are NOT R-EQUIR-ED, and in some cases W)(OLLY IN---ELIGIBL---E for pail contributions! You poor t)(ings )(ave so muc)( trouble in your lives as it is, we wouldn't want you to )(urt yourselves attempting to fornicate!!! If YOU are a troll current-ly undergoing culling, w)(y not kick back and reelax for a w)(ile? T)(e rest of us can take on t)(e difficult task of adding to t)(e gene pool finstead! <3 #NSFW #PailingSeason
so like i gotta say. im not a big fan of the dick vein on snickers. dont get me wrong now i dont play about a good snickers bar yknow like you best be knowing that shit satisfies especially after a long day. like you know they know that snickers really satisfies and you just gotta be like 'hah! you sly rascal.' but the dick vein bro. i dont wanna think of chomping down on some dismembered chocolate cock of christmas past while im getting to the center of this caramel peanuts and nougat. why would i want to be biting down on a cock anyways id be wanting to do some sweet oral acrobatics on it if it was a lover, which snickers definitely could be if it didn't have this goddamn dickvein. like sure its from how they make it or whatever but i feel like we're in a post dick vein society at this point. sufficiently advanced to do away with the nuts and the buts of leaving behind a nasty looking ridge of chocolate that can only be described as a vein running down the length of what is otherwise a perfect satisfying delicious treat man. i dunno bro. i think we can move on from the snickers dick vein to greener dick veinless pastures. who agrees.
ooc intro post (design coming soon) as with most of my characters, marria is an exaggeration of certain parts of my psyche. more specifically she represents my desperation for attention and escapism by any means necessary she comes from a *very* canon divergent beforus, mostly because she's a rewrite of a beforan character i had a couple of years ago.
Hm, another one who adorns the eight.
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hi chittr! sorry i'm late. i was on the fence about doing the whole social media thing again after i smashed my phone from ragebait. but a certain someone got tired of not being able to send me videos, so. here i am! boom. i dunno what to do with this.
psa: i'll get to following back and liking and all that good stuff after i wake up from this awesome afternoon nap. that includes the girl that i'm planning on blocking. >:( just kidding. maybe. #nap #sleep #itswarmoutrightnow #thesunsreallynice
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm.... guwhat? (Ó ᴥ Ò) thats guno good...
(◕ ᴥ ◕) its guohkay to have a type in gyuur romantical interests as long as it isn't guweird... (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) and gunot nefarious!!!
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☆ if you guys wanna asK me shit just do it in DMs or Komments I ain’t gonna setup a whole goregle form for it☆
[*i*]~[cant]~[believe]~[they]~[used]~[hello]~[kitty]~[to]~[do]~[crimes...]~[she]~[would]~[nevr]~[（＞人＜；）]
that's deranged. y0u get a f0ll0w f0r that.
would you look at that! got something done. backyard is actually presentable again.
aw what! i can't believe you'd blow my cover like this!!!!!!!! #unfollowed #deletingmyaccount #hashtag
i really should know better, considering what happened the last two times i did it. but the allure of being able to explore fictional worlds is pretty hard to resist...
everyone pray for team chud in these trying times
So Ladies Um Who Wants To Get High Together #suggestive #substance
yeah i sea his chits. no one acknowledge them
Au au au au Dtuber-chan's pan is spinning right now! She needs to inhale boystink to calm down! Huff huff huff huff (((;ꏿ_ꏿ;))) —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
>>| that .is somewhat relatable. but .i .already lost .all the nerves .and may freely person-to-person .even. maybe you can too .one night .or .another, .i guess.
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[THE FA#T THAT YOU'RE PO$TING THI$ IMPLIE$ THI$ I$ A $PE#IAL O##URREN#E]
>> ¡ 1ove DMડ honeડt1y, ¡ 1ove ¡t when pp1 wanna ta1k to me
｢nyehhh, megane-san isn't concerned with politics from the above-ground notakus. ┐(´ー｀)┌ the only one who has an opinion worth sharing is ai-chan! (´ε｀ )♡ dtuber-chan fills all of my quadrants! (⌒ω⌒)ﾉ and makes my kokoro go... doki doki KUREIJI... (⊙_◎)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: notaku is a gaijin with no appreciation for east alternian culture! my kokoro going kureji means my pusher is totally beating super hard and super fast, just for dtuber-chan!]
wish i could say i'm normal now but. wuff. 8I #progposting #suggestive
D —> Noble creature D —> If you c001d speak to me as I to you D —> What might you say https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/902d2508741b.jpeg
oops
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HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
ill post my hole as soon as im done with the finishing touches
bursting into song when its too quiet has become a core part of who i am a little "hoooo" never hurt nobody
may the stars shine their pale ghoulish light on all of you. 0u0
Unreal Heiress, turn off notifications from caligulasAquarium.
B33 < i want to live efurry day like that kitty climbing into their heated basket
꒰I HAVE BRAVED . THE OUTDOORS . HASHTAG MY HAUL . //can we pretend this img is edited to look more like this was taken on alternia or smth i am too tired to edit https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/%23myhaul.webp꒱
[FIR$T FEW MINUTE$ OF YE$TERDAY WERE HARD TO $WALLOW BUT THEN IT GOT GOOD LATER!!!!!!! THE ONLY #OMPLAIN I HAVE I$ NOT BEING ABLE TO GET RID OF THE LIGHT BLUE TINT BETWEEN MY LEG$ #ANNOYING #N$FW #$ENDTIP$ #HOWDOYOUGETRIDOFGENETI#MATERIAL$TU#KTOYOUR$KIN?]
Tonight, I obtained a new pet! A catfish I rescUed from the foUntain in town. Another mysterioUs spawn! We still do not know what caUses non-native species to spontaneoUsly appear in the town's waterways. BUt. She is mine now! And. Is very cUte. This is not a pictUre of her. BUt. A photo I foUnd online that I thoUght was fUnny! Haha. ・・・𝛾
8=8 > Forget that last post I just thought about biting out someones teeth and got so hard I got dizzy.... #nsfw
every h0ur is freakp0sting h0urs if y0u are a freak
0h by the way @is0latedWreckage i am s0rry i never gave y0u that dance i pr0mised y0u at the masquerade last light y0u never returned t0 the fl00r :(
☆ I mean someone just posted about sweaty rumblespheres so ur probably good idK☆
-Everyone!!!!! Important news!!!! Corydoras. 38) )(ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attac)(ments/1388852064565723249/1505333366910877836/image.png?ex=6a0a3e72&is=6a08ecf2&)(m=adf530c0945a8c6769a7f6bdbae00618fbdca7c957bf6328edd5e7bd0ed95ee9
oh for fucks sake i just can’t win with you. blar!
-=[ hhi chhittr ithink i mmight sleep all nighggt againn x-)_☺]=-
dreamt i wwas wwatchin my ex moirail get railed in my old hivve by a WWOKE chad
greetiiings, you sad iiinternet drolls! iiit seems that iii have neglected to make myself a chiiittr, but luckiiily iii have corrected such a blunder. you subjects wiiill fiiind my most deliiiciiious of posts here, and cliiips from my elusiiive streams that iii shall not go iiinto detaiiil about! you all wiiill be the best peons for my content, iii just know you'll eat iiit all up. well don't just stand there stariiing at your screen liiike an iiimbeciiile, follow someone who iiis clearly better then you, peon! hmhmhm, hawhawhaw!!! >:.) https://cdn.iiimgchest.com/fiiiles/9aa59af6f797.png
//hi i just wanna take a second to say that i love your oc she's so prettyyyyyy :sob:
i got a job at the theatre! i’m so excited. it’s my first get-in and i just lifted a ton of heavy crates all over the place. i’m probably gonna be super bulky and buff like the stay-puft marshmallow man by the end of this.
seriously though the amount of grooming my fur needs this time of year is ridiculous sometimes but is relaxing at least
mmm. head hurts.
Alt3rn14n roul3tt3 wh3r3 I 31th3r g3t to k1ss you or k1ll you. And I’m r34lly f33l1ng th3 l4tt3r. #v1ol3nc3
I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT ROMCOM BULLSHIT WASN'T REAL, BUT HOLY SHIT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
why was there a were open sign in front of the hopital? i fuckin hope ur open
its really not that hard to learn tbh
34T1NG 3STROG3N 1NJ3CT1ONS TH3 GL3SS 1S CRUNCHY
1 dont care 1f 1 am a 'S1mp' for Orphaner here. He 1s appeal1ng 1n both ways personal1ty and looks and a damn shame Fang hates 1t all
▲if you wear a magenta leather jacket everyone gets to make fun of you for it forever so▼
It just occured to me i havent shared my new name with you all its lara now.
mothman
me fr https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33289a83d869.png
▲this site can fit so many roses in it call it a bouquet▼
if you're reading this then congrats!!! you've been chosen!!! please come pick up your prize at the location
i do love me some r&b pop im kinda curious whatve you done so far
▲whatever sure ill take it I guess▼ ▲pull up, think itd be way easier to talk about in person▼
▲wishing every chud who makes those fuckass little dark age edits a terrible night▼
i need t0 crush her in my arms and watch as she gasps f0r air pathetically #suggestive #vaugep0sting
ᐖ NEVUR LET ANYBOᐖY TELL U SMALL FINGALINGS AINT HAWT AS FOOK OKAYE????? MY TITS? SMAL. MY ASS? FLAT. MY BULBGE? SHORT. AN U KNO WUT I AM?? I STRAIT ᐖIME. HAWT SHIT. PULLING LIEK ᑈAZIE. IF U ᑈANT GET ANY IT IZ JUS UR PERSONALITY I ᐖONO WUT ELSE 2 TELL U Xᐖ #NSFW ᐛ
#yearnposting https://open.spotify.com/track/48oX55j4gqDw0G80KxzpaQ?si=pXdko0pvQdOsPvfuSjFWFA
people say bitches arent shit but i think they are everything
:D
AITA FOR KILLING PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE WITH ME. IN LIEAu. OF A STRuCTuRED DEBATE. PRE-MORTEM. I (CALBORN) FIND THAT I. WIN MORE DEBATES. WHEN THE PARTICIPANTS (M19) (M24) (F19) (F34) (F19) (F23) (M22) (NB27) ARE ALREADY DECEASED. #NSFW #STRAIGHTuPMuRDER #ANDNOT #MuRDER #INLIKE #ARHETORICAL #ORANYOTHER #FANCYWAY #DEATH #STRAIGHT #uP EDIT: NOT LOOKING FOR JuDGEMENT. JuST INSIGHT. ON HOW TO JuSTIFY THESE KILLINGS AS WHOLLY NECESSARY. AND MORE CONVINCING. TO MY ALREADY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT POINTS.
ngl kidna miss tht 1 night where evry1 felt bad 4 me 4 fumblin need 2 get back the rush of bejn chittrs sad lil princess but withhout the funble
thanks obama! for the follow that is hehehe always wanted to do that.
😘
ok fine it was a finite bunny beam not an infinite bunny blast.
GOOD MORN1NG. WH4T H4V3 1 M1SS3D?
▲thought you said you were famous, here i was thinking 5% would go further than a cheap drink▼ ▼Expected way too much▲
i would do any trick you command me to! like a good dog
as th0se wh0 came bef0re us w0uld say, yas girl werk it.
tHIS IS A CUTE PICTURE, tEREZI, iT IS A NICE LOOK ON YOU, }:)
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down girl!!
h4v1n tw0 bulg3s 1s cr4zy s0m3t1m3s l1k3 wh1ch h4nd d0 1 us3???? 1’m h0ld1ng b0th bulg3s l1k3 1’m 4 p1l0t 1n th3 c0ckp1t. #nsfw #1mh1gh #subst4nc3
oh, my lovwe, my darlin ivwe hungered for your touch a long, lonely time #listeningnowv #flushed #wvagueposting https://openspotifycom/track/2qhas8zpbfhprtrnz5llnz?si=d4odxamutrooa__1zsidvwa
ok i should really get to bed now!
anypuppy wanna share any pressing secrets 8efore I turn in this light
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) i hope gyuu all have a gyood light!!!! (ꃋ ᴥ ꃋ) and sweet gudreams... guwill gyuu dream of fraimi? just kiddinggg guehehe
amogos neow PDHEWG
calm is a relat8ve term that can refer to v8rious st8tes of emotion
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*teleports behind you and smooches the top of your head*
i admit, that last little prank was nightmare's idea, the little scamp! ~3~
be thankfUl i got bored of blowing yoUr devices Up. ...........or did i?? think fast! yoU fell for it, didn't yoU? ~u~
start dating! look around, find someone you enjoy doing stuff with! have conversations. it's really really really fun!!! :D
UVJOQG ඞඞඞඞ
I think that your decision should be formed of your own volition and not decided based upon the whims of trolls bᵘᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒ ᶦ ᵏⁿᵒʷ
you should.
DO IT! Don't let the haters stop you from your dreams!
I will....bite whoever gets the most likes.... (^ . ^ ❀) #suggestive????? #nsfw??????? #theydontmeanthisinasexualway #theybiteplatonically #becausetheyre #aweirdo #whodoesntknow #thatsweird
Will be trying human kidney...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Special occasion...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I have not nor will I efur clawmmit cannibalism...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ True facts...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ // #gore ?
i coUld've done better, bUt i'm told a rUbbish edit is typically fUnnier. ^u^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd518c50f92d.png
Frank Sinatra - My Way
for all the yuriful folk out there here's a girl kiss. [a brief video, Jinx grinning, her eyes sparkling with mischief. she leans over the camera, and there's an audible smooch, positioned just so that from the perspective of the viewer it's like they got a kiss on the forehead. jinx leans back, then grins with a wink. the video ends.] god this is dumb. :P
so riddle me this timeline is it evil of me if i send him n his skinny jeansed ass 2 the infinite nothing as many times as hes claiming hes fuckin boinked me orrrrrr #wondering
You need to 8e put down, like, yesterday.
by the way, hold that bUrner to yoUr ear for a moment? very, very closely?
i’ve never been proUder to be yoUr alternate ^u^
throwvingng palmhsuk oyt wvindowv
aeneascaldarium [ac]s palmhusk exploded.
yea no i think he should just die again prolly ngl
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Gos)(! My first nig)(t on C)(ittr )(as been suc)( a ROLL-ERCOAST-ER already!!! Is it like t)(is all t)(e time? 38) #RollercoasterIsAFis)(PunBTWaves #)(e)(e)(e)(
fuck im not allowed 2 say that i think its rlly fuckin funny rite? like just cuz my feefees arent hurt dont mean its victimless? but the problem is that it IS rllllllllllly fuckin funnyyyyyyyyy
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I HOPE WE'RE ALL SUBJECT TO SUCH AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF SPONGE WRINGING, SPINE WOBBLING PAIN THAT THE CONCEPT OF EXISTENCE ITSELF SHEDS A SINGLE LIMPID FUCKING PUKE TEAR FOR US. LIKE OUR JUSTIFIED PUNISHMENT IS SO TRULY AWFUL, IT FEELS LIKE A MAJOR FUCKING GASH SNAZZARD FOR EVERYTHING IT'S DONE SIMPLY BY BEING A CONCEPT AND MAKING US EXIST BECAUSE OF IT. AND I'D WRITE ALL OF THIS DOWN IN MY STATE-SANCTIONED MANIFESTATION DIARY IF I HAD THE SIMPLE LUXURY OF BEING ABLE TO MOVE MY ARMS AROUND AT ALL. BUT I DON'T. SO SOMEONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME, UNLESS WE ALL COLLECTIVELY WANT TO SIGN UP FOR ANOTHER WHO-THE-FUCK-KNOWS-HOW-LONG OF THIS ENDLESS ASS PAGEANT.
I have decided I will start being the bad influence on others.
o-)- even though ucedes didnt win #fightnight he won something else... he's the winner of my heart ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ and thats what matters most !!!
:33 < heh..... hows it goin? #selfie (Art by my lovely moirail, gruelingTonic on tumblr!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec54ad5086bd.png
oh uuell that is sinnple. as nnr. tsurga says, the ennpress is a uuonnan.
YIK-ES! Is t)(is really w)(at you spend your free time doing? 38(
keep my wife's name oUt of yoUr bloody moUth.
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You know what truly makes me upset about it all? The fact that he's clearly drawing from some level of firsthand experience on top of the obvious character headcanons he's placing onto real people. The idea that there are versions of us out there who not only allowed him within the shell that surrounds us, but potentially those that sought it out first? That is terrifying.
GIVING OUT LOBOTOMIES FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO REMOVE CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS AND FUCK OFF FROM THIS
What trully impresses me about him is the unballanced depth at which he perceives other peoplle. To an extent, one can certainlly say he hollds deep and fundamentall understandings of those he pursues. But onlly sofar that it informs his capacity to bed them. If information woulld not assist in the cullmination of the effort, it is uselless, and discarded. But what information woulld be usefull, he digs deep, deeper than most. It is foull. But in a profane, compelling fashion. #cagttll
... accidentally exploded something in my hive uhhhhh
i mean i usuall7 need to instigate but 7eah
1 ONLY G3T F4T GR34SY LOS3RS 1N M1N3
i am already in your DM's.
i think i am a pretty boy. #vagueposting #dashwatching.
▲maybe I'll let you buy me a drink with that▼ ▲if I'm feeling nice▼
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/avenTereziDisguise.png on my way to join the terezi convention #art
also also! i have antennae you Wish you Wre Me
I feel like everyone should be jealous of me because I get to sleep in the arms of a fat hairy nerd every night after he arranged my insides B) #nsfw
▲do i look like I'm begging for caegers?▼ ▲all yours if you want it so bad▼
You’re listening to… Rolling into the last leg of our shift here tonight, we've got one of my favorites here. We've got "Just the Two of Us" by Grover Washington Jr featuring Bill Withers. …Midnight City Jazz!
c< gOg tHats sO fucKiNg real >c
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do it!
▲while she's asleep just gonna say i feel kinda bad for putting out cigarettes on Leynah's tongue, like even though she consented idk she's too soft for that kinda treatment▼ #nsfw
(Mmmm) Call me Cullja Boy, girllll Cause I'll tell 'em (Uh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Like Eridan, girl - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Eh eh eh) (Uh) (Ooh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Hey, Mr. DJ! (Oh, oh, ohh) Play a song for this pretty little lady! (Oh, oh, ohhh) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Mmmmm (Girlll) They added Troll Silk Sonic to Forniteeee - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Wwoah, wwoah, wwoah, wwoah, wwoah... (Noooo) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
▲you asked how to get yourself into me▼ ▼What, do 2 fingers in me not count suddenly? Lame ▲
you dont have to tell Me tWice! >:} fortnite babyyy
fortMite!!! shit forntie forte fortnite
1TS SO GO4T3D
more and more s(ene girls (oming up, huh
baCk home. don't think i realised how tired i am. @playfulpinniped, @CryhoundColortura, sorry i just up and left. ended up too far in the thinkin' hole and i just... i just Couldn't stiCk around. m'sorry. thanks for han6in' out with me thou6h. i'm already stripped down so i'm 6oin' strai6ht to the Cupe and passin' out when i post this. y'all have a 6ood rest of yer ni6ht, alri6hty? ya deserve t'be happy.
by saying "hi", after which i am in your complete control
▼usually through the nook i guess▲ #nsfw
i’m with jade here, just ask
Mostly just asking nicely! Or asking! Or not asking!
l3t’s s33 wh4t’s h4pp3n3d 1n th3 m0nth 1’v3 b33n g0n3… #sk4d33 #nsfw - 4lm0st cull3d x5 - st1ll s1ngl3 - st1ll g0t my du4l-bulg3s - st1ll h4v3 gr34t b00bs - st1ll g3tt1n crunk - st1ll l1k3 g1rls
TH4T 4WKW4RD MOM3NT WH3N D34L1NG W1TH TH3 MURD3R OF YOUR FR13ND 1S 34S13R TH4N D34L1NG W1TH TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S OF TH31R CONT1NU3D L1V1NG #4WKW4RD! #NOTV4GU3POST1NG #FN4F
manic depressive 0n the flo0r https://64.media.tumblr.com/223a625e839cbcc5476bbf3e009f20da/5c6cedad7330bb69-4c/s1280x1920/69f3f1d57cf191abebf0211bf5b1126cd9fca952.png ((eviltokomon))
its important 2 remember not only can u do whatever u want forever, but theres so much less consequences than u think there r. the world is ur oyster n ur a fukin pearl
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(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNO!!!
:33< it absomewtly is
∙☾__☽ bullying is always rright no matterr what #keepbullyingthem
it can be! i bully my romantic interest a lot
<<"t-that can depend...">>
i mean, sometimes
i have retUrned! i know there is no need to annoUnce, bUt regardless! hello! i hope no one has died since my food break.
wow I wonder if anypuppy thinks I'M cute enough to post anonymously a8out.... https://media.tenor.com/JQnwvyomDh4AAAAM/dog-8link.gif
is it a confession to admit that certain people on this site could make me blush just with a glare?
((When I get you confessor when I get you. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d686ff6b191.png
i share some of the weaknesses i exploit when teasing some people. it is very funny. #suggestive
(◕ ᴥ ◕) this guwas my breakfast btw!!! https://i.ibb.co/Gftjvvpk/fraimi-fish.png
im bored if any1 wants 2 makeout my doors unlovked
1 SM3LL SO N1C3!!!!
<<"s-sometimes i'm kitty,, sometimes i'm puppy,, we are not the same,,,">>
oh ive been making one bunny every hour or so. love bunnies!!!
i could absolutely have been a k-pop idol you know aside from the fact that im not korean
oh my god do you not realize you guys are doing exactly what he wants by continuously talking about it just cull the dude and drop it no extras #violence
as much as i would like to disagree, it's extremely likely.
h0w much d0 y0u want t0 bet she's g0ing t0 fuck him. #dashwatching #specificp0sting #heycr0cker
OKAY AND WHY ?? 8ECAUSE THAT HAIR IS AMAZING ??
it does look good, though! but i might be biased be(ause 7ou just look good in general
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...¹ ¹ ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜ ?) #dashwatching
the dash is NOT ready for this..... 8EHOLD https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/thum8nails/048/340/257/small/stick-with-long-8ranch-on-it-free-png.png
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accidentally broke off one of the strings of my bass while strumming it that is so annoying >:/
-=[ hees rubbing his greedy belly rn_☺]=-
can we get #blockaeneascaldarium trending or something? i would say hashtag block cronus but there are non sex pest cronuses on here and it is specifically that guy who is the absolute worst of it haha.
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Damn, that's crazy! Too 8ad I respect myself enough to know that's a task for a Maryam, not me!
Guh.
okay i'm done i'm starting an event horizon https://i.postimg.cc/6pbbxwyq/screenshot-20260514-130904-2.jpg
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lot of things going on rn #dashwatching
YOUR JUST J34LOUS 1 G3T MOR3 B1TCH3S TH4N YOU
50m30n3 51gn up f0r h15 7r41n1ng cl455 7h3n 8347 7h3 3v3rl0v1ng fuck 0u7 0f h1m
⋆˚🐾˖°you ztack no paper n get no hoez°˖🐾˚⋆
Cowards are too afraid of the power of BBW
MY 4SS 1S TOO F4T FOR TH3M TH3Y G3T 1NT1M1D4T3D
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ ehehe fools don't know that that's more woman to love
scryin some concerning things on my crystal ball right noww #Yeesh #NotTouchinThatOne
W3 DON'T W4NT YOU.
B33 < *sits around all chill with tail swaying around and shit* #meow https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/davepetachillaf.png
:33< as far as im aware its still #yuriday ://< unless your great huntress slept too long :33< so the hate of women on this day is especially terripurr!!!
this shit cant hurt me cause i cant read beep fucking boop
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OH BROTH3R, MR. F4TPHOB1C OV3R H3R3. NO WOND3R H3 G3TS NO NOOK. #D4SHW4TCH1NG
i feel sorry for the rare normal cronus. because my god these ones.
THAT'S RICH. HANG ON, I WANT TO GET A SCREENSHOT OF THAT. AND I'LL HIT A HEARTY CHUCKLE ABOUT IT WHILE I'M AT IT.
i'm this close to turning evil and blowing up the sun you have no idea
gotta admit the appeal of "well lets just be nice" is hard to shake.
@G4LLOWS3X3CUT1ON 1S L1ST3N1NG TO ===> HTTPS://OP3N.SPOT1FY.COM/TR4CK/4PH6MSW4DKM3U305UBOH34?S1=8SZWT2TNSM1JG5NW3YPK_W
@controversi❥lMilk um b❥bes don’t pity my posts i’m tot❥lly ❥bove th❥t. keep it to just likes <3
TH1S 4PPL3 P13 GOT BUST1NG 1T DOWN S3NSU4L STYL3
um yes girl i AM the only owner of the 24 k❥r❥t gold l❥bbewbbew 🙄 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/im❥ges/104610558_iW5❥ywPgOdeDhxL.png ((❥c: spookypoopet hehe))
0H 1 4LM057 F0RG007 4P4RNNTLY 1 70LD @cazzoAmore 1D DR4W 7H15 F0R H1M BU7 1 D0N7 R3MM3BR 1DN7 KN0W WHY 1 541DD 7H47 7H15 W45 4 N1GH7M4R3 70 DR4W HHGH H https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9801975a42b6.png //idk if this needs. a #suggestive. but ill toss it on there just in case cuz he shirt off
xoxo Thank y0u b10ck butt0n I 10v3 y0u b10ck butt0n <3333 xoxo
lemme think ❥bout one of my other cr❥zy ex flush stories 🤔 cuz omg i h❥ve lotsss guuuurl
dont mediate the chitt you know what you did dude and on #yuriday of all days and about my sister too if i see you in these streets your lusus cant save you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c83ea17f196b.png
4NY G1RLS W4NN4 SPL1T 4 R3D CH4LK ST1CK W1TH M3 #YUR1D4Y
BMO loves you!! keep being yuri!!!!
lollll cant believe i joined on #yuriday this is rly great for me
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okay i'm done being horny im gonna go sleep in cozy glowy jammies
Asked da boss whadda yuri is, an he says ta me, he says “ya big tool it’s when dames kiss othah dames!” An so Is says alrighty boss thanks boss an Is come onta here ta say happy dames kissin other dames day ta all o yous!
ok so i didnt d13 or the effects havent taken place yet!! heading hive!! >XO no beasts nearby but theyre totally scared of me so ill be perfectly fine
🛡️Group howling begins now!🗡️ https://i.postimg.cc/90gY2DCc/IMG-3833.gif
:D
some girl should kiss me fr #yurihour
c< #yuriday i lOve wOMeN aNd i lOve /My/ wOMeN(i dONt OwN tHeM, tHey MOre OwN Me, if iM beiN HONest) a lOt! aNyway, sOMetHiN sOMetHiN, if yOure a wOMaN/wOMaN-adjaceNt tHiNg aNd waNt 2 be Kissed, My dMs are OpeN!!!! >c
G0R3GLL3 H0W 70 B3C0M3 W0M4N (FF0R G4M3R YUR1) JU57 F0R A D4Y
Wait we're supposed to kiss women during Yuri hour? Uh oh.
wait fuck shit is it #yuriday or #yurihour uhh what the hell sure ill say it again i love my wife and want more wives soooooo
Well, when I was at the beach for Matespritisland (before the host was eaten by their lusus and the show ended abruptly), I did get to kiss @trendyGnostalgic ! That was very nice!
D34R GOG 1TS 4LL G1RLS FUCK1NG #NSFW
❥ If ur a gill ധho likε othεr gills thεn u count!! U 2 can bε yuri!! ｡˚○
Bi gals can be in yuri too, you're in luck, says a bi woman
Oh golly all this talk of girls kissin' girls is gettin' me all flustered!
#YuriHour is over but perhaps… #YuriDay has just begun?
c< MwaH! >c
TOO BUSY FOR #YUR1HOUR TH1S T1M3 1 GOT R3COGN1Z3D BY TH3 Y4O1 ROBOTS!!
c< Of cOurse! >c
maybe you doing this should be your album cover.
st3p 4w4y BOYZ. 1m k1ss1n grlz th1s hour!!! >8D
#YUR1HOUR WH1CH M34NS YOU H4V3 TO K1SS M3 OR YOUR HOMOPHOB1C OR SOM3TH1NG
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yall join caseys among us code is jcflqg
This flavor disc so good. It’s eating me outtttttttt and getting me pregnantttt #nsfw
i would give the moon a full face of makeup. and a little kiss.
holy SHIT. you um. you posed perfectly with the pillow here haha.
₍^. .^₎⟆ !t's always PLAP PLAP PLAP and never mwah mwah mwah #nsSfw꠹
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ JCFLQG ⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛ 🔛🔛🔛🔛 ⬛🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥🟦🟦🟦⬛ ⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛ ⬛⬛🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ @arenaceousAlchemy
ALBUM COVER IDEAS THAT DO NOT SUCK, GENERATED BY A MACHINE WITH NO TASTE BUT EXTREME CONFIDENCE: you standing in a burning field holding a tiny spoon title font: unreadable meaning: probably huge a blurry photo of a chair in an empty room but the chair is clearly going through something twelve identical low-res images of your face arranged like evidence bonus points if one is slightly wrong a majestic oil painting of you defeating your own bad decisions with a sword black background. tiny text in the corner that says “sorry” critics will call it brave because they are cowards a fish wearing headphones staring directly into the viewer’s soul parental advisory sticker covers its entire mouth
how i feel knowin that my friends + i are closer than evr and nothing could ever divide us/tear us apart/etc https://i.ibb.co/PshhkDvY/image.png
SORRY B4B3 TH3 L3GO CROCK'S ST4Y ON DUR1NG P41L1NG #SUGG3ST1V3 HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/C4PXLKVQ/SCR33NSHOT-20260513-220528.PNG
FUUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSS #PiratePosting https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7915.jpeg
empowering you with more women loving energy. good luck #yuri
0u0 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1494416916133970031/1504286492493611068/image.png?ex=6a066f78&is=6a051df8&hm=75db7098d9d1d71570f2a27e85ef5943dc547e12951c1631d6157b226c20cb7b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
Siiiigh....S☘︎metimes I miss it when I ☘︎nly had my ☘︎ne j☘︎b at an ice cream parl☘︎r...
c< tHaNK fucK >c
I love pills (#su8stance), 8ut my favourite pills gotta 8e estrogen!!!!!!!! Yup, #imtrans
I CUT THE MOON IN HALF, NOT SORRY. FUCK YOU ALL.
yeah im the one that put that thing in orbit and had to do all the calculations to do so dont fuck with my moon
cease fuckintg the nnoons, you shall bring horror douun upon fair alternia and the sea!!!! stop you guys stoooop. :(
Heh, I’m so cool, and I have a fat ass. #nsfw TRUTH
STOP TRYING TO CUT THE MOON IN HALF WITH YOUR SUPER LASER PISS.
if you like trench-- sorry french, i forgot you wouldn't call it that... um. french onion soup! i have a really good recype!
llisten to her yllissa KNOWS soup shes such a reall one id kill for her just for the service of teaching me soup
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
I was messing around with Jaspers but he seems content with my accessories. https://i.postimg.cc/ZKz5nBdR/IMG-0659.jpg
okay, alri6ht, okay. sleep. sleep before i say somethin' i re6ret postin' later for extremely embarrassin' reasons or whatever i am so not funCtionin' of thinkpan. but 6od i want to kiss someone so bad okay i'm out bye bye 6oodbye bye yeehaw
crabs bein the final evvolution is a devvastatin revvelation to foot lickers evverywwhere #nsfww #toepostin
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
I have not been fisted. With all due respect, I don't want someone's fist up my ass. #nsfw
craving soup. which is a cosmic prank upon me after i accidentally lleft the remnants of my llast pot out overllight, which was probablly about 1 bowlls worth. which i COULLD be having now.
i just think they're neat https://64.media.tumblr.com/73f612890fc5cac7137217f036623d95/6687aa5b9a443ab6-b1/s1280x1920/35f66b106807eb4422954e7d049f3d31a43b98ec.png ((frigidoctarius))
manifesting physical touch i want head scratches and cuddles etc.
uuhat the hell is a lesbian.
☆ the people love to hate me and I gladly welKome it☆
// hearing ppl say they mistook me for the og tuna artist is actually such an honor HAHA makes me way more giddy than I should be my gog. thank you alls for liking my dumb little doodles..... I was actually considering coming on chittr a bit less cuz I have a project I wanna focus on with my friends but even if that winds up being the case ill probably come on here every so often to post my tunas and whatever nonsense hes getting into cause it makes me happy that ppl like it :)) https://file.garden/ae6oRvOtfC9BcMqQ/tuna.png
c< we Missed yOu as well >c
☆ Oh shit when did I hit 4K Kull that’s awesome☆
hooooooly shit. some people are REALLY... photogenic. #vagueposting, #suggestive, #icantfeelmylegs.
i think maybe people should uh. encourage @amorousChanteuse to maybe take more pictures of herself! and share them on here! just a thought. maybe, possibly. not for any particular reason or anything. haha.
c< i agree, sHe sHOuld! >c
Found an old picture my auntie sent me of a giant silk moth she found. #nsfw only because some people might be scared of moths, don't wanna bug 'em haha
tryin 2 make pasta again wish me luck!
((i am looking respectfully,,,,,
an incredibly sassy sass girl!! @amorousChanteuse.
I will continue my drawing later. Phasmophobia sings its siren song so sweetly and brother, I'm a pirate without a wife to return to.
come jam with me right now im djing live https://www.twitch.tv/stacylmao_real
see, this is the problem. you aren't confident or rough enough, you're asking me for advice on how to be a bully instead of going with your gut!
the tsundere getting sh0t bought kaiju #8 a few m0re episodes but she's back tw0 sho0ting more harderer again s0 i'm back two hating. at least they pr0perly identified that every tsundere has radi0active glowing lusus issues and is thus extremely weak tw0 a literal crumb of paternalism. need a tag f0r this dreck. #weeblessreviews there we go. f0r your trusted 0utsider source.
this girl is so sassy. sass sass sass. @amorousChanteuse #directposting.
if they put me in the hunegr games, i wouldnt die bc ppl woudl go "omgggg kts roxyyy her ass is so fat n shes so epic"
im on my way, from misery to happiness to thee- uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh yeah, im on my way from misery to happiness to thee~ #lyricsposting
gang who let granma on this site
sO TRUE!
tonight is quiet... perhaps we should all do something?
Okay, full recovery was an exaggeration, but the throat numbing spray is a godsend. Aside from that, and my half -parted voice, however, it was a full recovery.
☆ holy shit is that famous slaughter sphere player battur run man that’s fuKKin siKK!!☆
BATTER UP < PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME WHAT MY GREATEST PLAY IS. ALTERNIA SERIES, SEMI-FINALS '21. NO ONE PLAYER CAN STOP MY HIT, SO ALL 13 LINED UP, SINGLE FILE, IN ATTEMPT TO BRACE FOR MY FUCKING HIT. I PIERCED STRAIGHT THROUGH ALL 13 IN ONE SINGLE HIT OF THE SPHERE, CAUSING THE GAME TO END INSTANTLY. A NEVER BEFORE SEEN FEAT IN SLAUGHTER SPHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ATTEMPT THE "COWARD'S GAMBIT" PLAY ON ME AGAIN. SEE WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS. I BELIEVE I ALSO HAVE TO TAG THIS POST AS #VIOLENCE > HOMERUN
glubbing is tonal, that did not nnake sense i'nn afraid. if you uuere trying to curse nne out it did not function.
ennphasis on the gl rather than the ub occasionally.
Trying things on. I'm still not that fond of taking photos of myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a66c4d0139ca.png
Admittedly, not much going on at this party. Sigh.. 🤷 I'll stick around, though. We'll see if this gets anywhere.
K--<#TeamChud Assemble!
If you dunno what words work best sometimes you can just make junk up.
im on a walk and i found the funniest #stick fat pair on this bad boy goddamn its a treenis if you will credit to @gleefullyCurvaceous for the word treenis you better trademark that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png
Not now peanut you're not copyrightable the entity has no interest in you.
I gotta like, beg Amanda to give me an in with the entity one of these days
((don't worry, there are plenty of sassy and rude characters on here but it is all in good fun!
mADE A NEW FRIEND! HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E668D8368A46.PNG
☆ it ain’t bad but it ain’t no nine inch nails☆
//ooh good idea!!! Definitely would fun to setup at some point!!