

Odinea Serket
@anachronisticGoddess
GODSTUCK AU - Odin / Norse Mythology God of Warfare and Knowledge-Seeking She/Her

Let's shake things up. Party at my place. If you can figure out how to get here with no help whatsoever, I'll feed you and there will 8e music.

I got a day of the week named after me. What are your gr8est accomplishments? #wednesday

D8ing requirements: - Work for it. I want to know I'm worth your time, not just a cheap nook. - Take me on dates. 8ack to first point. I want effort. Make me smile through your actions. - Get along with my wife. Frigg is my matesprit. We're a package deal. If you don't like her, we won't work. - Quality time. Figure out what I actually like, then do those things with me. Make me feel special. You give me that effort and I'll meet you in kind. I'm not easy. I won't even kiss you unless I've decided you're worth my time and a chance in my quads. I match energy. #nsfw

8ig guy's with a pale now, if anyone cares. We'll 8e fine. I kind of deserved that. I guess.

If you were to ask Zahhak if he'd punch a woman with glasses, he would tell you yes. He 8roke my face and my glasses and now he's in timeout at Yggdrasil's roots.

Horuss.

Horuss, I know you're 8usy, 8ut I really would like to have that transportalizer at some point.

The 8astard took the entire fucking cake, they weren't even done frosting it.

I smell 8aking and it's making my mouth water. If Mituna wasn't such an enormous tool I'd get a slice of fresh warm cake for him. May8e I could manage something if he said sorry for 8lowing up my notifications, hm...

The risk I took was calculated 8ut man, am I 8ad at math. https://i.imgur.com/kx4MFsR.png

Swallowed too many noodles at once and 8urned my throat. A modern marvel, given how many thousands of years I've had to practice the art of fucking eating.

Do you ever? Just, ever, in general.

@imJunior May I have the sylph is in 8adge? Please?

5'8". I willed myself to stop growing right there.

Xoey is drooling on me. She fell asleep. Is this cat law? Am I not allowed to wake her?

This site is filled with lonely 8astards huh.

Realized something. Dirk is what happens when you com8ine all of Horuss' and all of Rufioh's interests. That means something. Can't put my finger on it yet. 8ut. It's there.

@casanovaArmada Can I help you?

Moros if you don't take your dirty fingers off my hate reacts I will remove them for you. With my TEETH. Thirty? And still going? Moros!!!!!!!!

Why are men. UUUUUUUUGH.











