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If Caelum keeps taking me to the gym Daddy Cas will be real. Ftr.
[IF I $EE THE WORD DADDY ONE MORE TIME ON MY FEED]
he she it they xir pup rawr any all him them her an0n s0up xem zir zem shall i add m0re
stuck 0n bef0rus f0r the f0reseeable future. any0ne kn0w if bef0rans have any g00d games? if i have t0 play tr0llm0dachi life 0ne m0re time i'm bl0wing this planet up myself.
Sexiest pr⚣blem I've ever seen tbh
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((I know this is random as fuck to post about, but today some interested shit happened. The landlord at where I live at has been doing roof repair/renovations on the motel I reside at. All cool, right? Well, a bird nest with 4 baby birds was found, and placed on the fucking ground right next to the opening to my door basically, which was fine if it was temporary. But an hour later I go to check on them, and the nest is RUINED, and the birds are basically hiding behind/under the bucket (it was suspended up on one side with a cardboard box). This actually pissed me the fuck off! Me and my gf grabbed a basket, grabbed all the scraps we could, and reformed the nest into the basket, and placed them in. Then I went out back to the best tree I could, and placed them in it, in hopes that the mother comes back. I can't believe that the landlord and the construction workers just didn't give a singular flying shit about this. I'm beyond pissed. Hopefully the mother hears their calls. The following is an image I captured of them. Please wish these lil' guys some luck. And apologies for the long post, had to vent my frustration. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b77abd77d944.jpg
8=D < Thank you. I pride myself on my creativity and knack for the arts.
8=D < It is specifically a hoofbeast's face smiling. Nothing else. 8=D
Stop being "with me in the dark," asshole. I don't want you here and all you're doing is adding more stress to my already-stressful life. I am gainfully employed and I do not need this. #vagueposting #thisisntaboutanyonehere #justanirl
the universe is a funky place. g0 0ut there and see it.
Hot 8ut a nuisance. And 8y hot I mean hot in a "I want to pummel this fucker in the face" type of hot.
iimagiine thiinkiing you could ever hate a captor a2 much a2 we hate our2elve2 genuiinely p2ycho po2tiing
[$IGH I REMEMBER THE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND $ANG MAYBE THI$ TIME FROM #ABARET AT THE KARAOKE AND $TARTED TEARING ↑ MID $ONG AND HAD TO GO HIVE #TIRED]
davebot, db for short B)
try me bitch https://files.catbox.moe/mptucn.jpg
Sooo.. tnere is.. a hous.. in new borleans..
WHO WANTS TO SEE MY ASS, UP CLOSE. #NSFW #suggestive
liiviing wiith other2 2uck2 have you ever ju2t liike left the one defro2ted grubloaf iin the friidge for another, wantiing two eat iit, but not 2iince iit'2 the la2t one and you need two get more, but then no one eat2 iit and iit expiire2, you throw iit away, they are liike 'ii wa2 goiing two eat that why diid you throw iit away?' 2o you buy more, eat liike two of them iin one 2iittiing and they are all liike 'how come you are 2o 2elfii2h? the grubloaf2 are for everyone' glad ii liive alone agaiin, becau2e fuck that 2hiit next tiime II am liiviing wiith another liike that and thii2 2hiit happen2 II am goiing two let them poii2on them2elve2, fuck iit
:33 < i do!!!
:33< im gr33n fur an amazing reason
The thing ★bout flight is th★t you don't re★lly h★ve to do ★ "flight pose" you c★n just st★nd there.
"Get a load of this guy" What do you think I'm trying to do?
Interesting.
my sprite is defending me
8ulgy want 8oing 8oing
YAWN.
i am gonna let you do your thing i got a self care routine to get through and chitting is extremely distracting
i didnt say i hated you oh my gods??
yeah someone sent me a quadnote earlier i rechitt it and maybe the same person went to chittr anonymous and sent one in
gotta beat them to the punch next time i guess
HUH??? WHUH???????
I WISH YOU LUCK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT BULLSHIT IS TRANSPIRING.
i dunno im trying not to assume but three times in less than three hours feels fishy as hell
im quaking in my robo breeches over here
i guess so or someones playing some weird fucking prank on me
i feel like im being cornered by three seperate anonymous people this is crazy in the funniest fucking way what is going on
I THINK YOU HAVE A FAN, STRIDER.
i lied about logging off hello who are you im scared
i think i need to log off for the night fuuuck
see yall in the morning
who the fuck killed casper??????
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
im reeling ngl
not used to this
like huh what you want me???
yall are wild in the best way
man
im so
???????
i dont fucking know
who are you oh my god im so curious
CHITTR ANONYMOUS WHY ARE YOU LIKING THESE
yall help im in danger
WHO ARE YOU????
WHAT
ANY TIME, IF YOU ARE NOT A COWARDLY WEAKLING.
WHEN ARE #BULGEPOSTING HOURS. #NSFW
// the real horror is the 10 dollars I paid for a slushy
His timeline is a No-Game AU! This is just some backstory for his character! Alias: Bro Name: Broseph Strider Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'9" Gender: Male (trans who knows) Age: 48 human years Species: Human Orientation: Homosexual (sometimes okay with women) Relationship: Matesprits with Trollbama | Divorced from Mom "Marmalade" Lalonde Occupation: Retired Military | Current SoD for Earth-C MBTI: ESTP Enneagram: 8w9 Alignment: True Neutral biography. Bro was raised by his father and was a child of divorce. He married young and got married to Marmalade Lalonde, who had nicknamed herself “Mom,” and he met her when he was enlisted in the military. His first kid was with Marmalade when he was 19, and he had 2 kids with her. Dirk and Roxy. A few years later, he had another set of twins, Dave and Rose. He went into the military to support his family. Over the years, Bro wasn't the best father he could have been; his trauma wasn't unpacked. Both him and “Mom” weren’t happy and divorced around the time Dirk and Roxy were 15. “Mom” took Roxy and Rose, and Bro Kept Dirk and Dave. The stress of the divorce and his time in the military made him unstable, and he lashed out at his sons. When Dirk turned 18, he got into a fight with Broseph, and it was the first and only time Bro put his hands on his kids, but it was enough, and Dirk took Dave and left, and they cut contact with him for several years. When Dave was in his mid-20s, he reached out to Bro after hearing Bro had been discharged from the military, losing both of his legs, and while he was given aid was struggling to take care of himself and get by. Dave reconnected and moved in full-time to help his disabled father, and it took Dirk a few more years to come around. About the time Dirk came around, Bro was in his 40s. Around the time Dave came, his oldest daughter Roxy reached out with Dave. Rose came around last. Broseph and “Mom” haven’t quite rekindled a good friendship but are cordial with each other. When she’s in Texas, she visits her sons and has dinner with them and goes on a platonic date night with Broseph. Bro willingly agreed to go to therapy because of Dave. He wants to be a better person and is trying to make up for his actions during their early years, and is making good progress. He still struggles to do what’s good for his family and himself and messes up often. Though his kids are always willing to be patient. He's not perfect, and he knows he's not. But he cares more than anything about his daughters. Broseph does not talk about his daughters because they aren’t a big part of his life right now and live far away. He does care about them, but he’s not as close as he’d like to be and doesn’t want to invade their privacy by talking about them. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b1cb57553a4a.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6b7e4d2c2e9c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31264eb04ccd.png
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* mm chicken sandwich
🜲 My ⚜ppe⚜r⚜nce on De⚜thdrop. Fun cover it w⚜s to t⚜ke. https://files.c⚜tbox.moe/luvj3u.png ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 I hope everyone's h⚜d ⚜ wonderful light. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
🜲 Fun, or m⚜ybe not so fun? But fun f⚜ct! https://file.g⚜rden/Z⚜Ns35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/pl⚜net.gif I don't re⚜lly live on Alterni⚜. A couple sweeps ⚜go ⚜fter my ⚜scension, I w⚜s ⚜ssigned to be the m⚜in w⚜tcher of ⚜ pl⚜net (out of thous⚜nds) th⚜t the Empire w⚜tch over. Of course, I perh⚜ps h⚜d ⚜ bit of fun with ex⚜ctly 'how' I'd 'w⚜tch' it! No one's going to re⚜lly c⚜re if I m⚜ke it ⚜ Kingly M⚜tter! After ⚜ll, no one else but me is going to c⚜re to w⚜tch over this pl⚜net's residents! ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
MY NAME MIGHT BE TONKAH JAHARI BUT I WOULD NEVER ORDER A PIZZA ALL FOR MYSELF...
WENCHES ON MY BLUDGE. #NSFW #POSTING
they said it twice its gotta be true
★RE WE SURE TH★T TROLL ★LFONSO RIBEIRO IS RE★L?!
THERE'S NO FUCKING W★Y THIS SHOW H★S ST★YED ON ★IR FOR THIS LONG WITHOUT SOME SORT OF INTERVENTION! TEN SWEEPS? I COULD BELIEVE IT, IT W★S ST★RTED BEFORE THE SPLINTERNET W★S WIDELY ★DOPTED. THIRTEEN? ★ BIT QUESTION★BLE BUT WH★TEVER EIGHTEEN POINT FIVE????? DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING STUPID????? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b55ffdd9f7b.png
Th★t's too e★sy. No there's something else here. Something I'm going to get to the bottom of.
that slight tone change when a youtuber is about to lead into a sponsor.
·༻⊱C♄ittr is my first social mεdia account and, gεnεrally, my first usε of t♄ε intεrnεt, so I'vε bεεn doing somε digging into pop culturε to undεrstand εvεryt♄ing bεttεr. T♄is ♄as bεεn a journεy, but an εducational onε.⊰༺·
// Sorry if you see Sariel follow spam. He will follow anyone/everyone... You know... Shonen protag behavior.
THOLUXTH CYAPTOR IS A THTUPID HOE. THEND CHIT.
I REALLY NEED TO GET BNENT OVER A COUTNER AND POUNDED OHH MY GODDD LIKEKEE I'M A WHORE. #NSFW
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⚛︎_vL0g4-- C0mm0n m^n rEsE^rch sh0ws th^t pl^ying vidE0 g^mEs l^tE int0 thE supp0sEd, s0ci^lly c0nstructEd, "slEEp cyclE" m^kEs thEm ^t lE^st 70% bEttEr
Wh★t the fuck is this world? Wh★t h★ve they DONE to us? WH★T DID THEY DO TO US?!
nOw lIsTeNiNg
they fucked. on the beach.
lIkE LaTe aS FuCk bUt eNjOy mY ThAnG.
opens the website looks for two seconds stares into the void closes the website
glad to see b7 the time i realized sh7 dirk was dead he's alive again. net zero information
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎HE'S ALIVE!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!11!! https://i.pinimg.cøm/736x/cd/8e/c0/cd8ec0fe91e15f93b1cdefacb960becb.jpg˚.⭒
shy dirk saves 🙏
shy dirk = troll jesus(?) TRUTH NUKE!!!!!!!
On my way with my katana.
MY SON.........
MAYBE I SHOULD GET MY RUMBLESPHERES PIERCED. #msfw
HEY. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7faee7798a31.gif #nsfw
TWO FOR ONE. :o) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b36949ef7ca2.jpeg
🜏 who wanna sɛɛ my ♱~diixk and bulgɛs ii bɛ♱ u aiin♱ nɛvɛrr sɛɛn a ♱rroll wii♱h bo♱h b4 #nsfw #♱diixk♱iimɛ #bulgɛpos♱iing ♅
for anyone mad at seeing twink-cock, that's 100% your bad. if you thought the picture after "i'm gonna show my dick" was anything but dick you deserve the flashbang. #nsfw
since we're posting dick on the timeline...i can't *not* show off. c'mon, i GOTTA! #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f59b42b457.jpg
L-O-O--O-O-K AT US S-O-O--O-O--O-O--O-O--O-O- CUTE
some people have a funny way of showin affection some folks give ya flowers some folks spray acid from said flowers at you some folks throw ya a surprise party some folks throw a brick at yer head
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month.
:33< these birds are pissing meow off im the original :33< :33< catwalkpurr
hot take: im one of the better lays on this site #nsfvw
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
im still fops
scratching my ass rn. HONK.
i will absolutely post full frontal to prove a point. #NSFW
... Evening. Remember to stay hydrated and get something to eat.
7eah that’s one of the two people i’m thinking of
never played the games but GOG DAMN that ZUN fella sure can make good music
they better put the theme of eastern story motif in here somewhere
//dealing with some irl stuff recently sorry for not being as active hopefully should be able to post more soon
hi
throw a ro(k and 7ou will hit a ga7 person. where are all the not ga7 people, here, like seriousl7. i (an think of two
here
it is fucking criminal that john is asleep right now jacking off is fine until i remember how great his ass is now it just feels like torture #nsfw
I am 9ften asked why I've 9pted t9 a6stain fr9m r9mantic and sexual relati9nships thr9ugh9ut my life and n9w my unlife. I have plenty 9f well th9ught 9ut reas9ns f9r it, chief am9ng them 6eing an earnest lack 9f interest that pe9ple either cann9t c9mprehend 9r simply ch99se n9t t9, 6ut lately I've 6een c9nsidering a new reas9n. Namely, that 9ther tr9lls can 6e such a thinkpanache. #Vaguep9sting #Celi6acy #A6stinence #R9manceAndTheLackThere9f #9therTagsIAmPr96a6lyF9rgetting #ImTired
look it's not my fault i'm *incredibly* pretty with a sweet ass. i get it that confuses you. but i'm still a top! and my dick is hu-- #NSFW
I appreciate the freaks and the perverts ⚣n here its fun t⚣ ⚣bserve the debauchery and all that -3-
True! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #knotty
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yEaH, bUt gOoD LiKe fUcKiN NeWs tHiS SiTe lOvEs tHaT ShIt, YoU'Ll pRoBaBlY FiNd sOmEoNe eAsY. (O: i'm lIkE ThE OnLy rEaLlY AcTiVe gAmZeE ThO ...
happy wvriggling day buddy boy. not a bad night at all. i feel... lets go vwith educated
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
·༻⊱I s♄ould introducε mysεlf! I'm Sariεl Parisa. Figurε I'd s♄arε my icon at lεast. :)⊰༺·
sEe mAn, It jUsT AiN'T GoN WoRk tHeN I'M LiKe a vErSe bOtToM Or wHaTeVeR. i lIkE My oWn fUcKiNg nOoK StReTcHeD. i lIkE My pAiLmAtEs cUtE N TiNy, ShIt gEtS Me gOiNg.
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no need to apologise! i'm sorry if i came off rude at all, i can be a bit blunt at times lol i think it's really cool of you.
mMm dOn't kNoW YoU AnOn )O: gOtTa sHoOt mY ShOt wItH DaVe's fIrSt yA DiG? mOsT Of eM ArE TaKeN By kK'S Or jUsT DoN'T FuCk wItH Me )O: hArD OuT HeRe fOr a cLoWn tHaT WaNtS HiS MoThErFuCkIn aPpLe jUiCe bOy.
Yes.
Exactly. That and it makes it easier to make sure they're safe if I know they're asleep first. They can't wander off if they're sleeping.
hEy aNoN (o: HoNk
Hello Anon.
IN THIS HIVE WE ST★ND FOR THE FL★G!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07632ddb6e★2.png
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im perverted but in a whimsical way yall could never understand
EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR ZBOX!!! :DD
aBOUT AN HOUR, mORE LIKE TWO, rEALLY, i DROPPED THE MINUTES WHEN i SET MY TIMER, bUT,,, iT'S GO TIME, wISH ME LUCK, hOPEFULLY, tHIS WILL JUST NOT BE A THING, bUT,,, i KNOW BETTER,
i just like spamming the feed you are way more chatty
stop looking at my post sobbing
#tomanyhotclownsonmyfyp… 👀
Do I get a prize if I participate in #DirkHour.
good on you, lil dude! #bottom
Rawr.
i feel like a newborn baby coming online hello chittr what's up
:33< fur those into #sizediference im 4 f33t tall exactly :33< mew know if mewre looking ;33 :33< #nsfw #suggestive
ive just met @timaeusTickingbomb and i need everyone to know that if anyone bullies him your head will go missing
I COULD OPEN UP MY THRONE ROOM. #suggestive
EVERYDAY IS A SIZE DIFFERENCE FOR ME. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONE OR TWO MOTHERFUCKERS HERE WHO MEASURE UP TO ME. #nsfw
FOUND THIS OLD ASS PHOTO OF ME, THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee (> v < ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/SPINNING%20PHILLY.gif
A HOMIE HOLDS THE BOTTOMS LEGS UP FOR YOU. #nsfw
MY FUCKING DESCENDANT IS TRYING TO MAKE ME MORE GENTLE I GUESS.
YEAH I CAN FIT YOU ALL AGAINST MY TITS. FUCK IT. #nsfw
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#nowhimsy #nojoy
HERES SOME CHEST ACTION FOR YOUR HORNY FUCKS. https://i.postimg.cc/63Y58Gqd/IMG-1395.jpg #nsfw
HELLO FROM ME AND THE YOUNG ORPHANER. https://i.postimg.cc/W3gVLmSK/IMG-1249.png #nsfwe
WORSHIP. https://i.postimg.cc/C50smYRM/IMG-1251.jpg #nsfw
I CANT EXACTLY KISS A MOTHERFUCKER WITHOUT SHOVING MY TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT. ITS LONG AS HELL. #nsfw
ITS ACTUALLY FUCK YOUR HOMIES THROAT HOUR. #nsfwe
Y’kn◯wwww wwhȺ† WWWWhy †he fuck n◯†
It's so dis)(eartening to sea young psionics fall victim to suc)( a barbaric finstitution. I )(ope one day Alternia can be LIB-ERAT-ED... 38(((
why the actual fuck am ii 2eeiing helm2man propaganda on my tiimeliine. fuck that 2hiit ii am not falliing for that 2hiit no matter who a2k2. iit2 not a noble job tiitle iit2 2lavery. liike actual liiteral fuckiing 2lavery. dont try two dre22 iit up liike a job iit2 not a job. fuck job2. dont make me get a job.
good one
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john crocker but hes dead i drink to him every day at the time he died 4:13 pm
In cele6rati9n 9f #MyWrigglingDay, I'll 6e spending the night with @aeneasCaldarium f9r what sh9uld 6e an intellectually stimulating c9nversati9n a69ut the impact that #Chr9n9n9rmativity has 9n the mental well6eing 9f individuals asynchr9n9usly affected 6y the passage 9f time c9mpared t9 their peers. Th9ugh I have 6een dead f9r quite a l9ng time and thus am n9t physically aging, I rec9gnize that I am f9rtunate en9ugh that my dream 6u66le c9mmunity's ar6itrary 96servati9n 9f the passage 9f time lines up with what m9st 9f the Chittrsphere experiences and that I can cele6rate #MyWrigglingDay at appr9ximately the same time as the 9ther Kankris and Karkats d9. It is always g99d t9 remind 9urselves that n9t every9ne is lucky en9ugh t9 experience the fl9w 9f time (9r the n9n-fl9w 9f n9n-time) the same. As there is a l9t f9r us t9 c9ver, I will likely 6e 9ffline f9r a while. 6ut if y9u have any questi9ns 9r c9ncerns f9r me, 9r w9uld just like t9 9ffer me well wishes f9r #MyWrigglingDay as well, y9u can always reach me either via DMs 9r thr9ugh my ask69x, linked 6el9w. #6eingDeadMenti9n #Dream6u66les #TheFl9w9fTime #TheN9nFl9w9fN9nTime #An9therSweepN9t9lder #KankrisAsk69x #QnA #DidIMenti9nItsMyWrigglingDay https://f9rms.gle/Qe9zN8TmN4wycKyd7
9h. 9h my g9g. 9h my g9g!!!! This. This is amazing!
EVEN YOUR FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY CAKE PUTS ITSELF ON A SANCTIMONIOUS FUCK-OFF PEDESTAL. SIGH. NO. I'LL BE NICE ABOUT IT, TODAY. JUST THIS ONCE. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY, KANKRI.
9kay 9kay 9kay my last chitt actually has c9ntext. I am living pr96a6ly my 6est life right n9w. Apparently that 'surprise' fr9m Cr9 was a cake. A 6eautiful 9ne. https://i.i66.c9/KxfXKP4Z/Red-Velvet.jpg It l99ked like the 9ne in this image 6ut it had a candy apple flav9red glaze 9n it and an actual candy apple in the middle. He really did this all f9r my wriggling day. I think i'm 9ne 9f the happiest guys ever! (:B
heheh i knewv the bakin skills from long long ago vwould come to use one day
id suck smbody off violently for some delish candy rn and i mean it (or do i)
Ssst9p.. ddereailing. Tt6r p9st. I. Aaaam alrrwsdy weitj him. Att h9me..
> need to get pa1led unt1l 1 cant th1nk #n2fw <
okay well you know what my night was saved because i too saw some man s chest laid barwe and now everwything is slightly betterw
cuddle...,.,.,,.,zzzzzzzzzzzz
that vwhat you vwant, hmm?