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some people have a funny way of showin affection some folks give ya flowers some folks spray acid from said flowers at you some folks throw ya a surprise party some folks throw a brick at yer head
happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month.
:33< these birds are pissing meow off im the original :33< :33< catwalkpurr
hot take: im one of the better lays on this site #nsfvw
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
im still fops
scratching my ass rn. HONK.
i will absolutely post full frontal to prove a point. #NSFW
... Evening. Remember to stay hydrated and get something to eat.
7eah that’s one of the two people i’m thinking of
never played the games but GOG DAMN that ZUN fella sure can make good music
they better put the theme of eastern story motif in here somewhere
//dealing with some irl stuff recently sorry for not being as active hopefully should be able to post more soon
>>| greetings. they .are here.
hi
throw a ro(k and 7ou will hit a ga7 person. where are all the not ga7 people, here, like seriousl7. i (an think of two
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it is fucking criminal that john is asleep right now jacking off is fine until i remember how great his ass is now it just feels like torture #nsfw
I am 9ften asked why I've 9pted t9 a6stain fr9m r9mantic and sexual relati9nships thr9ugh9ut my life and n9w my unlife. I have plenty 9f well th9ught 9ut reas9ns f9r it, chief am9ng them 6eing an earnest lack 9f interest that pe9ple either cann9t c9mprehend 9r simply ch99se n9t t9, 6ut lately I've 6een c9nsidering a new reas9n. Namely, that 9ther tr9lls can 6e such a thinkpanache. #Vaguep9sting #Celi6acy #A6stinence #R9manceAndTheLackThere9f #9therTagsIAmPr96a6lyF9rgetting #ImTired
yeah thats me
look it's not my fault i'm *incredibly* pretty with a sweet ass. i get it that confuses you. but i'm still a top! and my dick is hu-- #NSFW
I appreciate the freaks and the perverts ⚣n here its fun t⚣ ⚣bserve the debauchery and all that -3-
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happy wvriggling day buddy boy. not a bad night at all. i feel... lets go vwith educated
⚜HARK!!! A GENTLEMAN AND NOBLE KNIGHT ALWAYS STAYS MODEST, BUT THESE ARE VERY OLD VIEWS AND TODAY I FELT EXTRAORDINARY!!! THIS HERE IS THINE VISAGE, THOUGH A KNIGHT MOTE KEEP SOME PRIVACIES!!!! #KNIGHTLYSELFIE https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knightselfie1.png https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/knight%20selfie2.png⚜⁀➴
Hey assholes, I won't force you But among us night. Code: JDDZQG
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no need to apologise! i'm sorry if i came off rude at all, i can be a bit blunt at times lol i think it's really cool of you.
mMm dOn't kNoW YoU AnOn )O: gOtTa sHoOt mY ShOt wItH DaVe's fIrSt yA DiG? mOsT Of eM ArE TaKeN By kK'S Or jUsT DoN'T FuCk wItH Me )O: hArD OuT HeRe fOr a cLoWn tHaT WaNtS HiS MoThErFuCkIn aPpLe jUiCe bOy.
Yes.
Exactly. That and it makes it easier to make sure they're safe if I know they're asleep first. They can't wander off if they're sleeping.
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IN THIS HIVE WE ST★ND FOR THE FL★G!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07632ddb6e★2.png
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im perverted but in a whimsical way yall could never understand
EVERYONE HAS UNO DIPSHIT IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR ZBOX!!! :DD
aBOUT AN HOUR, mORE LIKE TWO, rEALLY, i DROPPED THE MINUTES WHEN i SET MY TIMER, bUT,,, iT'S GO TIME, wISH ME LUCK, hOPEFULLY, tHIS WILL JUST NOT BE A THING, bUT,,, i KNOW BETTER,
i just like spamming the feed you are way more chatty
stop looking at my post sobbing
#tomanyhotclownsonmyfyp… 👀
Do I get a prize if I participate in #DirkHour.
good on you, lil dude! #bottom
Rawr.
i feel like a newborn baby coming online hello chittr what's up
:33< fur those into #sizediference im 4 f33t tall exactly :33< mew know if mewre looking ;33 :33< #nsfw #suggestive
ive just met @timaeusTickingbomb and i need everyone to know that if anyone bullies him your head will go missing
I COULD OPEN UP MY THRONE ROOM. #suggestive
EVERYDAY IS A SIZE DIFFERENCE FOR ME. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONE OR TWO MOTHERFUCKERS HERE WHO MEASURE UP TO ME. #nsfw
FOUND THIS OLD ASS PHOTO OF ME, THOUGHT I'D SHARE IT FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee (> v < ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/SPINNING%20PHILLY.gif
A HOMIE HOLDS THE BOTTOMS LEGS UP FOR YOU. #nsfw
MY FUCKING DESCENDANT IS TRYING TO MAKE ME MORE GENTLE I GUESS.
YEAH I CAN FIT YOU ALL AGAINST MY TITS. FUCK IT. #nsfw
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#nowhimsy #nojoy
HERES SOME CHEST ACTION FOR YOUR HORNY FUCKS. https://i.postimg.cc/63Y58Gqd/IMG-1395.jpg #nsfw
HELLO FROM ME AND THE YOUNG ORPHANER. https://i.postimg.cc/W3gVLmSK/IMG-1249.png #nsfwe
WORSHIP. https://i.postimg.cc/C50smYRM/IMG-1251.jpg #nsfw
I CANT EXACTLY KISS A MOTHERFUCKER WITHOUT SHOVING MY TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT. ITS LONG AS HELL. #nsfw
ITS ACTUALLY FUCK YOUR HOMIES THROAT HOUR. #nsfwe
❝ Thank to you to Jeff The Killer for coming onto the shoW. Up next, We're gonna shoW segments of everyone at #FishingFriday. Looks like Obama is cuddling up to someone We don't recognise. Tune in! #WendyshoW ❞
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❝ Submit your gossip to me too! My messages are open, dahhhling! HoW you doin'? ❞
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❝ Make sure you knoW your sylladex modes, people! The Culler can catch you While you're trying to finagle With that! ❞
anyone else havwe the problem vwhere people just vwon't stop flirting vwith you?
❝ The cerulean chair calls to me, I'm gathering some information for Hot Topics! #WendyshoW ❞
❝ Muscle Troll, put on a shirt! HoW you doin'? ❞
❝ I'm here all night, honey! HoW you doin'? ❞
❝ So, apparently. That hoofbeast is still mooing. A Dave is purple, Karkat has a miserable Wriggling day and still Troll Obama has no man! Tune in for this Week's #WendyShoW! ❞
It's so dis)(eartening to sea young psionics fall victim to suc)( a barbaric finstitution. I )(ope one day Alternia can be LIB-ERAT-ED... 38(((
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good one
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john crocker but hes dead i drink to him every day at the time he died 4:13 pm
In cele6rati9n 9f #MyWrigglingDay, I'll 6e spending the night with @aeneasCaldarium f9r what sh9uld 6e an intellectually stimulating c9nversati9n a69ut the impact that #Chr9n9n9rmativity has 9n the mental well6eing 9f individuals asynchr9n9usly affected 6y the passage 9f time c9mpared t9 their peers. Th9ugh I have 6een dead f9r quite a l9ng time and thus am n9t physically aging, I rec9gnize that I am f9rtunate en9ugh that my dream 6u66le c9mmunity's ar6itrary 96servati9n 9f the passage 9f time lines up with what m9st 9f the Chittrsphere experiences and that I can cele6rate #MyWrigglingDay at appr9ximately the same time as the 9ther Kankris and Karkats d9. It is always g99d t9 remind 9urselves that n9t every9ne is lucky en9ugh t9 experience the fl9w 9f time (9r the n9n-fl9w 9f n9n-time) the same. As there is a l9t f9r us t9 c9ver, I will likely 6e 9ffline f9r a while. 6ut if y9u have any questi9ns 9r c9ncerns f9r me, 9r w9uld just like t9 9ffer me well wishes f9r #MyWrigglingDay as well, y9u can always reach me either via DMs 9r thr9ugh my ask69x, linked 6el9w. #6eingDeadMenti9n #Dream6u66les #TheFl9w9fTime #TheN9nFl9w9fN9nTime #An9therSweepN9t9lder #KankrisAsk69x #QnA #DidIMenti9nItsMyWrigglingDay https://f9rms.gle/Qe9zN8TmN4wycKyd7
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EVEN YOUR FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY CAKE PUTS ITSELF ON A SANCTIMONIOUS FUCK-OFF PEDESTAL. SIGH. NO. I'LL BE NICE ABOUT IT, TODAY. JUST THIS ONCE. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY, KANKRI.
9kay 9kay 9kay my last chitt actually has c9ntext. I am living pr96a6ly my 6est life right n9w. Apparently that 'surprise' fr9m Cr9 was a cake. A 6eautiful 9ne. https://i.i66.c9/KxfXKP4Z/Red-Velvet.jpg It l99ked like the 9ne in this image 6ut it had a candy apple flav9red glaze 9n it and an actual candy apple in the middle. He really did this all f9r my wriggling day. I think i'm 9ne 9f the happiest guys ever! (:B
heheh i knewv the bakin skills from long long ago vwould come to use one day
id suck smbody off violently for some delish candy rn and i mean it (or do i)
Ssst9p.. ddereailing. Tt6r p9st. I. Aaaam alrrwsdy weitj him. Att h9me..
// its my birthday :D
> need to get pa1led unt1l 1 cant th1nk #n2fw <
okay well you know what my night was saved because i too saw some man s chest laid barwe and now everwything is slightly betterw
cuddle...,.,.,,.,zzzzzzzzzzzz
that vwhat you vwant, hmm?