Urolo Ohmsla

1 day ago

~⟢||dear glub she still has that photo. eugh.||⟣~

1 day ago

~⟢||sometimes I catch other seadwellers scratching the fuck out of their crusty gills and all I can say is saVVe it for your hiVVe you're embarrassing the caste doing that in public.||⟣~

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

~⟢||Rubbing my stupid temples this hype can't keep happening||⟣~

~⟢||troll beer is the only way for me||⟣~

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

- Excellent choice, mmy highblood! 😁👍👍

↩ @assistMint[AM]

~⟢||Chug with me oliVVe||⟣~

Kult: +7

Kull: +2

Total: 9

Ratio: 3.50

- Hahah, ah, sure, mmy highblood, anything you want! 😁😁🙌

↩ @assistMint[AM]

~⟢||Hah. Awesome. Hey don't I know you from somewhere. Are you the guy with the stocks?||⟣~

- Ahaha, no, that's another guy. Guy who keeps pitching at mme. LOL.

↩ @assistMint[AM]

~⟢||oh. Weird. And a little gross. You should make him knock it off||⟣~

- Well. Ok, it's not like I'mm commpletely against it... 😏😆🤣

↩ @assistMint[AM]

~⟢||... Okay. Then pitch him.||⟣~

~⟢||if i laugh i get culled... pf... pfHAHAHAHA!!!||⟣~

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>

@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ hahahaha! }>7<{ }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @veritysGleam[VG]

~⟢||oh dang hey. youre kind of a gigglepussbeast huh||⟣~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

⋆.˚˖ hicari ahymza <3 <>

@veritysGleam[VG]

࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe. sure am! is that a problem, girlfrond? }*7*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

↩ @veritysGleam[VG]

~⟢||far from it! i think it's cute when a gal has a good sense of humor, shorely.||⟣~

5 days ago

~⟢||EVVning VVryone. If it was a GOOD VVning I'd be fishing right now. #fishingfriday #rodbroke||⟣~

#fishingfriday #rodbroke

Kult: +5

Total: 5

~⟢||Coughed so hard a pearl came out. Sttarting bit for 8,000 Caegar.||⟣~

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

GhxstWriter

@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Xh!!! Are they that expensive??? My Lusus cxughs up pearls sxmetimes txx...

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @coherentIconoclast[CI]

~⟢||If they make them all the time they probably aren't that expensiVVe but a troll making one, I'd say that's a special phenomena. You can just lie and say your lusus' pearl is from a troll they can't fact check you.||⟣~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

GhxstWriter

@coherentIconoclast[CI]

I... Definitely feel like there're experts whx cxuld...??? Nxt tx say I am questixning yxur wxrd!!! Nxr yxur authxrity xn pearls!!! Xr yxur general authxrity!!! X)))

~⟢||EVVry time I turn my head there's another idiot on the shore tossing a bottle with a note inside into the ocean. "JeeVVik take me back"? How about you take this bottle back and shoVVe it up your||⟣~

Kult: +24

Kull: +10

Total: 34

Ratio: 2.40

Maebie Laythe

@erroneousOphelia[EO]

If you have a surplus of bottles I will glaD:ly eat them for you!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @erroneousOphelia[EO]