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calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
#hotpearlsummer is this anythin
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.STOP AND REAd .losers can step on and stab a rusty screw through their walkfronds and then convulsE .bitches exempT #violence
find my holes
Fuck ancestor lore I need lore on po≈er. But. Getting bitches is also nice.
@aventurineCopycat IS A GOATED CUDDLER @lilShitpeta IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS @antecedentsConvulsion IS GOATED FOR BEING ONE OF THE LIKE FIVE PROJECT SEKAI (HUMAN OR TROLL VERSION) PLAYERS ON THIS SITE @tentativelyTenebrous HAS AMAZING TASTE IN MOVIES
[|||] iii wooouldn't miiind, juuust thiiink of iiit as smoooching betweeen paaals~ ;]
Fuck, I could go for a burger right about now https://file.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cfI/burger%20cat.jpg
[|||] yuuuri alwaaays fiiinds a waaay,,, nooo matter whaaat,,,
࣪⊹₊˚{ thats not very #cullquette of you, worstie! }^o^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
shit. she can go gyah. kIndA rEelEd me back in. kAikkA whAddyA think dOEs this sOUnd funny to yOU
hAhA yEAh im pretty gOOd at stUmblIng IntO shit tOO. i stUmblE IntO kAikkA all the tImE.
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"= i don't like the game. on the dashboard. it violates the rules of fate. some trolls are not for dying. ="
I have learned that there are several plans in place to 'fix' me. You should first address your own issues. Bulge reviews are in the works right now. #nsfw
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i am in the middle of a league of legends game about to close it out and my braless wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as i get a double kill bot lane so how is your day going
hhhokay. ofcoursehighblood. Iapologizehighblood.
38\ Ocray. Now t)(at -Erifin is kind of contained! )(ow is C)(ittr? I need a break.
I hate it when you lock granderbulbs with a random troll on the street, and enter into a non-optional #Fiduspawn battle to the death. I'm beating off a clown right now, but his fiduspawn all have high HP and defenses, so it's come down to a battle of attrition. This is going to take forever. #Mondays - MC Oleana
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࣪⊹₊˚{ four the record, i dont flarp anymore. but i can say this as an expert. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ any men out there who flarp are totes only doing it four attention from the girls that play. thats LITERALLY the only reason 4 out of 5 of them even own a game grub four it. }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
In honor of #fishingfriday, I'd like to commemorate the most DESIRABLE CATCHES the parasocial users of this platform are endlessly baiting their hooks over. Beware: - The REASSURANCE REAPER. Most commonly downplaying their own social prowess (although at this point I think you people might be grading yourselves quite fairly). - The SYMPATHY SIFTER. Did you purchase yourself a coffee this morning? Good for you. They've never tried it. The purpleblood that keeps them locked in their basement makes them lick dirty puddle water from the dripping rusty pipes. They will make this your problem. - The SEXUAL ATTENTION SCAVENGER. No description for this one. I didn't say his name, but he popped up in your mind, didn't he?
Ok. I can tell I am stomping the gas pedal on the general populace with undeserved vigor. We're #niceposting now. React and I will say something nice to you.
pussy no context 1s actually so funny to say 1 may add that to my lex1con
If you have a surplus of bottles I will glaD:ly eat them for you!