Urolo Ohmsla
@antecedentsConvulsion
~⟢||11 Stweeps. InvVVntion and media aficionado when I'm not reSTANG. Proud VViolet. Don't cull me with a good time.||⟣~
I Do Enjoy He/him Nook. I Remain Heterosexual. Call Me Problematic If You Wish, I Care Not............. #nsfw.............
I Shall Say What I Like. Such Is The Privilege Of The Elderly.............
~⟢||poopaw they're going to cull you and shaVVe your horns into wiggler nub boots stay safe out there||⟣~
This Means Nothing To Me. I Was Charting The Stars For The Imperial War Ships Before You Were Even A Concept.............
~⟢||at your big age probably before the first slurry was made too.||⟣~
@tumblingTenet #nsfw #bulgerating Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically don't matter. For me, anyway. Strength: 6. Really strong! But not as powerful as other purplebloods. Pliability: 8. Really good! Length: 6. Throat tickler for sure... Girth: 4. Won't break your jaw. X-Factor: 10!!!!!! HIS BULGE HAS CHUCKLEVOODOO PSYCHOACTIVE NODES. LOWBLOODS. PSIONIC RECEPTIVELOWBLOODS. TRYCOMMUNICATING AGAINSTHISBULGE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT! Hhhh He is made to be a sensual #subjuboss in a society in which bulge-based exchanges are regular. He reads like one of @archiveAddict's fantasies. His taste is that of juniper berry mead and a light earthtone. His smell is probably the worst part of it? He radiates, like, a pungent smell. But that is likely just his chucklevoodoos interacting with my pan! But-- It's also similar to that of human musk! Hhh. Icouldntstoplookingat it. Palind Pinnip is ideal for anyone trying to delve into Meionics. Hhhhhh.
~⟢||this shit is not true what the shell are you smoking||⟣~
Palind also acknowledged that it is true. You are simply incapable of communing.
~⟢||yeah. That's right. You do apologize. Sttop hyping him up or his head is going to pop from the sheer inflation you're doing to his ego.||⟣~
~⟢||troll beer is the only way for me||⟣~
- Excellent choice, mmy highblood! 😁👍👍
~⟢||Hah. Awesome. Hey don't I know you from somewhere. Are you the guy with the stocks?||⟣~
I hate it when you lock granderbulbs with a random troll on the street, and enter into a non-optional #Fiduspawn battle to the death. I'm beating off a clown right now, but his fiduspawn all have high HP and defenses, so it's come down to a battle of attrition. This is going to take forever. #Mondays - MC Oleana
~⟢||i think you may haVVe. you summoned all the weirdos i'm so sorry for the next 30 minutes you're going to haVVe to deal with.||⟣~
~⟢||if i laugh i get culled... pf... pfHAHAHAHA!!!||⟣~
࣪⊹₊˚{ hahahaha! }>7<{ }>7<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
~⟢||far from it! i think it's cute when a gal has a good sense of humor, shorely.||⟣~
~⟢||Coughed so hard a pearl came out. Sttarting bit for 8,000 Caegar.||⟣~
Xh!!! Are they that expensive??? My Lusus cxughs up pearls sxmetimes txx...
~⟢||If they make them all the time they probably aren't that expensiVVe but a troll making one, I'd say that's a special phenomena. You can just lie and say your lusus' pearl is from a troll they can't fact check you.||⟣~
~⟢||EVVry time I turn my head there's another idiot on the shore tossing a bottle with a note inside into the ocean. "JeeVVik take me back"? How about you take this bottle back and shoVVe it up your||⟣~
If you have a surplus of bottles I will glaD:ly eat them for you!
~⟢||Chomp Chomp away, Sttranger. Not like I haVVe much use for them.||⟣~