♦ pitied by @antibiohazardWeaponry

I could never! Any and all culling I have done in my life has been a product of a mutual agreement, therefore entirely legal! You may look it up in any legal documents with my name on it for further clarification: Willly A.'s old charm getting the best of some weak, pathetic trolls, our romance blooming higher and higher, and ultimately culminating in the grandest displays of power possible! Haahaahaa! ...And if you find any of that suspicious, don't bother. I have done much paperwork regarding the matter. It's all entirely up to board. Do not even think of opening up a case against me anytime soon. There is no evidence you could ever dig up.

* i missed that???? * fuuuuuck
Mr Kennedy, I promise you have never met anyone like me. Let us hope we do not meet in the future.
@antibiohazardWeaponry I thank you for your help in today's outing. However I do have a "no feds" policy and I am a wanted criminal, so you should be dispatched of quickly. I am willing to propose a grace period where we do not turn on each other. Is 48 hours more than we can allot?

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Everyone alwww.ays thinks Tevsie is hate or pity bait.ing but 𝙸 am just here @_@"

[|87 :: Why ;s Elahn play;n fnaf ;rl. Does he not know my tyrant can punch through t;tan;um hulls?
Oh. Usin magic? Maybe you can turn em nice. Ain’t too sure how it all works. Aj and her friends do that sometimes.

please do. i'\/e done o\/er a dozen tarot readings about what he'd theoretically think of me and how we would interact and i always get the lo\/ers. that's really a lot for me Z:/

[|87 :: Oh don’t worry, 1 bought out tr;cell and 1 work for the pres;dent t00. A;n’t noth;n gett;n to trollbama or so help me gog 1 w;ll tweak

TROLL ELON MUSK?!

[|87 :: 1'm l;ke troll albert wesker ;f he d;dn't wanna take over the world

i wouldnt b caught dead packin one of those tbh

I appreciate the nostalgia factor but the model itself boggles my mind.

TROLLBAMA. I’M A WALKING BIOWEAPON.

im sawry man but matilda highkey sucks sg +laser sight 4eva

