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>> ¡ Don't want to th¡nk about th¡ડ;;;
zzxD absoOlutely terrifying, hoOneybee.
🐾why do Programmers Prefer dark mode? that's 'caUse light attracts 'bUgs'! hehe,
death
you ever piss so good that you moan a little
--E√ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't think my bloodpushed cares much about comprehension.
¡ ju$7 p¡$$ed on 7he ce¡!¡n9 whoop$
¡ 9o77a p¡$$ $omeone open 7he¡r mou7h #n$fw #n$fwe #wa7er$por7$
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 Being α bronze seαdweller is t}{e leαst s}{ocking t}{ing αbout me. My }{uge mαssive breαsts usuαlly αre t}{e first αnd only t}{ing people notice. "Sweet mot}{er of grub t}{em t}{ings MΛSSIVE, You αlrig}{t mα'αm??" Yes, quite, αrmed αnd dαngerous. Swing t}{ese t}{ings αround αnd you αre now unconscious. You will not be running my work dαy flow. Life is roug}{, but t}{αt neck pαin you'll }{αve for t}{e rest of t}{e week will mαke it roug}{er. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 lmfao good boy ^^^^^^^^^^
how .about this... .if this chitt gets like... 10 likes, .i'll post my nudes. ".oh no! he'll post himself naked! close your .eyes grubs!" #nsfw
She's over the moons a8out it. I already had to talk her down once from styling it different.
(( honestly im really really bummed that vriska gets bullied right off the bat bc of her sense of humor or reputation or nosiness or idek what it is... can someone tell me what it is? people are mean and nosy on here all the time, not that its necessarily a bad thing, and vris is often just trying to offer advice, or do her vriska thing of "comforting" via dark humor, and my other muses can often get away with saying similar things... i dont understand what i can do. sry for venting, im just kind of upset over it bc i like playing her ))
me ii'll do iit let me do PLEA2E let me do iit.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 oh sweet than⚔︎ ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 bossing around highbloods is the universe-given right of any lowbie ^^^^^^^^^^
ii’m not even tryiing ii’m fuckiing plagued agaiin2t my wiill.
what kind 0f knuckle-dragging dolt asked y0u that. having game is a key aspect of s0lluxes. i did not pull tw0 thick baddies while going thr0ugh the most traumatizing time of my life tw0 be slandered like this.
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i swwear hes a nice troll under all.... a that
PRO TIP: The more WATER you Drink, the more you will PEE.
oh, thats what the flower post was about. interesting.
[FU##K YEAH]
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:33< *ac flops over*
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you guys hate yourself so much stop it
Mm. I suppose we have gods, though there's multiple, so "my god" isn't really... A thing, not in the same way as the very monotheistic concept of human christianity. But... Yes. Pretty much.
felt thii2 wiith my entiire body.
I wouldn't quite go that far, but... Yes, it does certainly cheapen it. When you are saying "oh gog" what you should be doing is giving in to the urge to say "oh fuck" like anyone else. And if you don't want to swear, at least "Oh god" is actually.. A thing, for humans. And not a joke that somehow got taken seriously by a bunch of people for... Some reason.
I'm not rechitting anything that says "oh my gog". #dashwatching
some things never change.
chugging bottles of apple juice thrilled and surprised my bro decided to get me so many and you know me all impatient as hell so i would start chugging em down like theyll be taken away if i dont and he keeps insisting i cant drink em all so i have to prove it to him until all of a sudden my bladder is so full it hurts and when i get up to go to the bathroom he pulls me onto his lap again and asks whats wrong little man asks if it was too much for me maybe i squirm and say knock it off or maybe i give in who knows but all i know is eventually ill piss on his lap and realize it was what he wanted the whole time as he chastises me anyways and makes me lick it off his hands #piss #pisskink #nsfw #incest #pissdrinking #omorashi #cw-omo
X Please do, I prefer it that way x
X How does one piss weird? #pissgate3 #cw-piss #dashwatch x
NO I PEE WEIRD FOR FUN.
wtf does this mean
▲what the fuck are you talking about▼
sol managed to pull me here but i dont fuckin knoww wwhy other than to keep an eye on my pale i guess hi im eri im a florist
i will keep that in mind f0r next time .
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
pUT A LIL COLLAGE TOGETHER OF PHOTOS i'VE TAKEN OVER THE LAST SWEEP........ eNJOY ↄ;) i KNOW i DO
im goOnna nibble yoOur ears right back then~ #suggestive
are you 2ure about that?
One iis fiine. Miight even fuck around and allow two. Last websiite II glanced at had about twenty-fuckiing-two. Whiich liike- Thematiic, riight? But annoyiing.
ye2.
goOoOd. want me toO coOme oOver?
yoOu knoOw it, babes. zz;) im an amazing cheerleader and wingman.
yoOu foOrgoOt incredibly handsoOme and great with yoOur hands and moOuth~ #nsfw
you know what’2 comiing.
fuck iit yeah okay.