The 8ETTER Vriska
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Lol. Yeah sorry, Mindfang can 8ee a little intense.
oh thank gog troll8ama's okay.
Every time I come back to check chittr after working on something, some new terrible thing has happened.
If anything, as the only other member of the party the presidency would fall unto me, and /then/ I'd call for an emergency election.
It's not a burden I thought would be thrust upon me so soon into my career- IF it were to happen but it won't because the President is /not dead/
Lalonde please it's okay you can let go. President Troll8ama will always 8e with us in our memories.
Listen. If you stop prodding at this rumor, I'll personally take it up with the President to give you two positions in the cabinet, okay?
I 8elieve Dirk has already esta8lished why that's a 8ad idea. 8ut fine, I will let it go for now.
Thank you.
I guess if I got to ch∞se I'd want to 8e secretary of like, idk, 8eing dope as hell. I'm sure you'll pick something fitting.
We /could/ use a Public Relations team. Or, just the one person.
I think it'd be funny if we made a support group for people who are damn near universally considered assholes in the same style as AA, but instead of talking about our problems, we just dick around on our palmhusks or watch movies or something entirely unproductive. Now you may be thinking, "Dirk, isn't that just how friends work?" Yes. Yes it is. But we don't have friends because we all suck, depending on who you ask, and also it's just funnier.
Y'know what I support this idea, and here8y call to order the first meeting of Assholes Anonymous.
I think you missed my hysterical fit of depression the other night.
OH GOD SHITPETA WAS RIGHT. THERE ARE MORE KARKATS. DISGUSTING
This is such non-news it's not even funny, Kk.
TROLLBAMA'S FUCKING DEAD?
Pro8a8ly a false alarm, my 8ad.
TROLL8AMA IS DEAD????????!!!!!!!!
WHICH IS WHY THE FACT TH8T I DON'T KNOW IS SUCH A MASSIVE FUCKING DEAL