The 8ETTER Vriska
@arachnidiansGrasp
I'm normal now. // DMs Open!
G∞d evening.
Y'know what? I'm in a g∞d m∞d this evening, so I'm willing to 8e nice. If you show me ANY sign that you're at ALL like the other Scratches, though, I will not entertain you.
G∞d light.
W8ing for something specific today. Something new and exciting.
First of all, 8een there, done that, no intention of ever repeating that particular mistake. Second of all, catholic????????
........is there an Eg8ert around? There's something I wanna try.
8∞∞∞∞red.
can teleport you a jack in the box that shoots out bees if you want
thats between you and god not my choice to make naknaknaknak. id settle for an infinite supply of cinnamon rolls personally
Quiet morning........
Ugh. I'm awake.
Oh fuck the sun's up, when did that happen? Well, g∞d light, everyone.
What's the @ of the confession account? The original one?
Consider, you could have aaaaaaaall this. https:::://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3658ca5d4ee6.jpg #nsfw
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH NOT DESIRE THEE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT (BUT AWOOGA I CANNOT BE OPPOSED TO THINE WOMANLY WILES ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A LAW ABIDING EVIL FEMINIST)_ ]
If any Jade Harleys are l∞king for somewhere to stick your knot, my DMs are open #nsfw O8viously if you're a Jade Harley 8ut don't have a knot that is also fine my DMs are still open.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I can't tell if this is pathetic or if this is charming. ]
It's horny. Plain and simple. I'm extremely horny and may or may not 8e in what is 8asically troll heat.
@gardengnoti( will probabl7 be able to help. no knot, but #nsfw
What's wrong with 8eing a serket chaser, Tavros?
sHE IS ALREADY, a mEGIDO CHASER, aND i JUST THINK THAT MY GOOD FRIEND dARLIN, cAN'T BE CHASING BOTH OF, tHE LINES OF THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMEN, iN MY LIFE i THINK,
oH ALSO, uHH, wAS TOLD TO SEND YOU LOVE, gOOD JOB AND GOOD LUCK WITH, wHATEVER IT IS, yOU'RE DOING, }:)
gOOD, i MEAN, nOT THAT THE DATING LIFE OF, aNY vRISKA IS MY BUSINESS, oF COURSE, aHAHA,
Okay so 8eing knotted 8y a girl feels pretty g∞d #nsfw
okayy… u r makin me curious… like… rlly wanna kno how it feels :p
It's like, put one of those on the 8ack end of a 8ulge. You can't pull off, 8ecause it swells up and sticks in there when they start cumming.
say less that’s rlly convincing… now i kinda wanna experience it for myself damn
So who was gonna tell me Earth had g∞d music. This "Hollyw∞d Undead" 8and is pretty g∞d.
Fucking........ Whatever. You all seem to want a piece of me, so come fucking get it or whatever. #nsfw? #serketposting
WORDS OF A BEFUDDLED, EMOTIONALLY TOUCH-STARVED REPROBATE IF I'VE EVER HEARD THEM. THE SERKETPOSTING BEAM HAS CLEARLY FRIED YOUR ROTTEN THINKPAN THROUGH YOUR GANDERBULB SOCKETS. THE PIECE OF YOU THAT I WILL CLAIM IS A PIECE YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN. EXCEPT AS A GREASY BLUE SMEAR ON THE BOTTOM OF MY STRUTPOD.
Karkat, you are the most emotionally constip8ed person I know. Get off my post and go get laid or something.
LET IT BE KNOWN IN THIS MOMENT, YOU INSUFFERABLE NOOKWORM, THAT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY VARIANT OF OUR ACQUAINTANCE GROUP WITH A FEW EXTRA SWEEPS OF MATURITY UNDER THEIR TROUSER TOURNIQUET. BOTH COURSES OF ACTION YOU'VE SUGGESTED ARE EVIDENTLY FAR, FAR EASIER FOR ME THAN THEY ARE FOR YOU.
There you go, Karkat. Someone is literally throwing themselves at you.
Except for the fact that I don't see a tag for vantasposting, and everyone seems to 8e serketposting today.
HONESTLY, AFTER THE DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE ATTENTION I GOT ON THE GALA CHITT, THANK FUCKING *GOD* THAT THERE ISN'T A VANTASPOSTING TAG.
Do any of you have ANY fucking idea how 8ORING it is to sit around and w8 for something to happen while hearing DIRK FUCKING STRIDER'S VOICE PRATTLING THE FUCK ON ALL THE TIME?
At The Risk Of Sounding Overfamiliar You Poor Thing
Kanaya I am so sorry to tell you this 8ut your wife is almost exactly as annoying a8out it as he is. I've had to tune 8oth of them out.
Ru8y you are so fucking lucky you can't hear his narrative voice 8ecause it is SO FUCKING GRATING
Okay Duly Noted I Guess But Since Were Both Being Honest I Dont Think Youre Actually Sorry About Relaying This At All
troll invincible should be named maarrk gracon or something so his name is the same but works in troll naming standards
in this vein his name should be nohlan or something.
having the -con suffix at the end kinda just feels off to me? ._. kinda like its too sharp or something idk maybe something like -cen would fit better?
yeah. It's more about the soft c than the o though. I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how to fit "greyson" into a single letter less.
eh you did your best ^.^ (-con as in re-con, -cen as in fier-cen.) it's really tough to compact words to have lower letters as opposed to adding letters to extend them
G∞d evening chittr.
Mind you, I la8el myself as "The 8etter vriska" 8ecause I am 8etter than I was. It's in reference to myself and nothing else.
That Mindfang feels the need to read so much into it feels like a failing on her part. Her own insecurities peeking through.
I didn't pick up a pen 8ecause I was 8usy doing shit that actually mattered. Sorry, not sorry.
You can have your dice 8ack, 8y the way. I don't fucking want them anymore. I don't need them anymore. As for your 8∞k, I'm 8urning it. No8ody else will ever follow your example. They won't repeat MY mistake.
HOLY SHIT. WHAT A FIGHT, WHAT ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISDAIN. DAMN. YOU’VE EARNED YOUR PLACE ABOARD MY CREW.