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I'll see if I can fit you in
What a wonderful way to end the evening. Elbow deep in a stomach full of wires.
omin0us. but kind of alluring tbh. just h0w an aa should be, ehehe.
my aa likes tw0 drag me out 0n hikes and dungeon crawls and shiz. im sure y0u could sh0w me something interesting.
id like n0thing more.
what a coincidence, i was just thinking i sh0uld hang out with an aa regardless 0f timeline. wassup.
> More of you need to get into how erotic it is to curl a machine's wires around your fingers. > [TAGS: #nsfw]
doing g0ds work as usual.
but y0u've never done anything wr0ng?
eh. s0unds like overexagerati0n. i didn't see anything. maybe they deserved it?
i d0n't have much going f0r me but i am glad that my duality shtick (see: mental illness) manifested as doubles 0f things instead of half and half. every0ne who gets like that inevitably turns intw0 a carto0n villain. don't get me wr0ng i'll take a 1 and 0 if there's no 0ther opti0n. but i'll always prefer 2.
I wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill.
And learn nothing. That is also an important step.
(flirt) may i eat your heart miss
what's up?
My matesprit might be -zzt- able to help, depending on the -zzt- problem. You okay?
✦https://file.garden/alKIWVuIhByXg5Dm/IMG_4639.webp✦
not enough people into witchcraft around here to be honest... what is stopping you from casting spells?? >X3
Fucking aye, when did everyine 8ecome sensitive, pedantic fucks? UGH! I need a fucking drink, I'm losing my mar8les. All I want to is crush things, see them 8leed. I think I need to stay hive and get this settled.
Gonna add metal chairs to the next #8rawl-out. Think that'd 8e funny.
I Should Start Killing People Again #violence
I will be doing more evils fings startin tonight. Beware of me
0h. oh terraria, right. been awhile.
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
this will also suffice
first order of business takin over da world is ppl will have to call me prymce or prymcess i will respond 2 either
thats what time cl0nes are for, n0?
Follow Your Dreams Love
its w0rking n0w, y0u d0nt have t0 fuck the website
it w0uldn't hurt t0 try.
0bvi0usly.
that's what we had! kind 0f a gamble getting near one with my caste th0ugh or i'll end up in the yard. als0 hello again aa.
huh, the humans alm0st got it exactly right. always weird when that happens.
You dou8t me too much, hun. >::::)
Alone on a Friday night? Gog, you're pathetic! ::::)
If someone hot were to 8eat the everliving 8ark8east piss outta me right now, I think I'd cum. #nsfw #violence
The opps cut my life support 8ut that za got me rising 8ack up from the dead like Jegus Christ himself emerging on the third day. #su8stance
Dropped what I like to call the "walk funny for the next 3 days special" on what I like to call "the Apple8ee's 8athroom". I will not ela8orate on what I mean.
Is that a challenge? I think that sounds like a challenge. >::::)
Does that mean I can 8e a pusher-8reaker to you finally? ;;;;)
Don't count your 8lessings too early! I'm known for snatching a victory out of the jaws of defeat!
Pro8a8ly right, 8ut you can surely 8reak mine. ;;;;)
Way to make me get goose8umps! Can't wait.
I've been seeing folks posting for #firearmfriday so I figured I'd show off my own literal firearms :] https://i.ibb.co/JwMTFZM3/Drifter-Weapon.png
H9w it feels when y9u p9st a chitt and tw9 pe9ple start hateflirting in the thread https://preview.redd.it/pyr9-whenever-the-team-starts-arguing-v0-jscxwidzi5cd1.jpeg?aut9=we6p&s=08d5266f829964d1dcd2f0d6a4fdc5212c6c8a43
New 6adge wh9 dis
Y9u're a g99d...69t-pers9n. Thank y9u. I am s9 prideful.
hes very sweet thats why! and wearing matching human clothes is fun and silly
I've certainly had so+me sexual tho+ughts abo+ut a few versio+ns o+f yo+u... But I do+n't believe any were directed to+wards yo+u specifically. Yo+u sho+uld be careful abo+ut trying to+ sto+newall lo+wer castes o+ff yo+ur po+sts, tho+ugh. Go+o+dness kno+ws what Kanny wo+uld say if he saw yo+u do+ing this. #nsfw
n0t sure ab0ut this specific versi0n 0f y0u ribbit but i kn0w at least 0ne cr0nus wh0 is particularly attractive unf0rtunately ribbit my g0dtiered self g0t the jump 0n him ribbit but fr0m what ive seen 0f y0ur pers0nality y0u seem far less desirable #nsfw? #ribbit
i am not interested in fucking you and said so.
hey buddy. hear to just givwve you a reality check. #trigger-wvarning. anyone wvith a wvorking pan wvouldn't fuck you evwven if you wvere the last troll in existence. get your head out of your ass.
thanks f0r the suggesti0n but i w0nt be d0ing that ribbit thunder d0me #nsfw
Noted! Perhaps we will attempt to create a topical version next.
see n0w #cr0nusamp0ra is a valid trigger warning
als0 i d0nt think theyre afraid 0f them theyre just disgusted by them ribbit #dersiteculture #fr0gs
I believe I am witnessing a John Egbert variant getting jumped by two Aradias in real-time. #dashwatching.
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W8it, really? That's. Actually quite kind. F9r s9me9ne wh9 wanted my entrails 9n the pavement a day ag9.
hatin on me because dey aint me
i only let friends touch me sorry
i think those contradict each other
空から降り注ぐ炎と硫黄！沸騰する川と海、40日間にわたる暗闇！地震に火山、墓から蘇る死者たち！生贄の儀式、犬と猫が仲良く暮らす……まさに集団ヒステリーだ！ okay more liike John 2aiid he'2 goiing back iinto the clo2et and ii2 now beiing targeted by every Aradiia 2haped object around
What the hell is going on. 0_0
whelp john ii2 cooked, riip john niice knowiing you @everla2tiingBreath , take 2ome paiin reliiever now before the riib2 2tart a crackiing
well then if you ever need one and are willing to risk it getting worse hmu
dont actually let me auspisticize for ya i will not be reasonable and pick sides based on whats funniest
yeah thats what the button means
usually when i mediate shit its just a maybe chillax a lil type thing but id rather yall think im literally pulling this shit
been a l0ng time since i've lo0ked at soulb0t code. what a fucking shitsh0w that was back in the night. going tw0 do better this time. have t0.
Devastating news. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/81a96e2c7fa6.gif
Even 8ETTER!!!!!!!!
fair en0ugh. might be better two n0t have to adapt tw0 a new body and new em0tions at the same time. i'll send th0se over m0re privately.
II feel liike there ha2 not been enough ar2on iin my liife lately, perhap2 thii2 ii2 what II have been mii22iing. II wonder iif 2awdu2t 2lurpee ii2 flammable Nope iit'2 not iit'2 2elf extiinguii2hiing actually neat.
I NEED. M O R E .
You read that correctly. You are included. >::::)
I'm just simply 8etter though don't kid yourself. I'm literally your 8iggest pain-slut. Don't play with me, hun. ::::) #nsfw #violence
And that gives me extra 8rownie points, right? It 8etter!
Here this.
common ampora ww to be dreadfully honest
that is the best way t0 win
yeah you're winning
y0u have w0n chittr c0ngratulati0ns
Well the moment youve youre bright eyed and bushy tailed again youve got a spot on my tomb raider team!
dont we all
Still debating if that blue spider gent is part of my dream or nightmare blunt rotation. #substance
Once again the perks of a robo-body elude my desperate paws. Maybe i shall see about getting a few updates myself.
It's a dream come true.
glad y0ure taking advantage of the m0dularity at least. may as well, circumstance being shitty as it is. actually working 0n one f0r some0ne myself rn. got sent drafts tw0day.
this exchange is makin me freak out a little wwe should meet up
#botblasted #flattered
the metal 0n my badge isn't just there for kicks.
oh wwhat like wwe play tag wwith them wwe chuck them back and forth as club goers cowwer in fear a us lookin in in abject horror as our bricks bloww through tables and knock ovver drinks but me and you are simply havvin too much fun me in my nicer shoes and open flowwin button up and you in pasties fishnets and high heels both a us sharin laughs and lookin longingly into each others eyes amidst the shining gold storm blowwin all around us knockin our club goers and givving us bloody noses that smear sexily on our chests you mean like that
remember tw0 always be the most 0f whatever you d0. the most miserable gets the pity 0f the masses. the second m0st gets told they're n0t the first. biggest idi0t is a lolc0w, the rest are to0ls. the most evil bec0mes an unchangeable institution, next m0st gets the firing squad. this has been y0ur motivational message 0f the week. #violence #motivational
m0st favorite 0f aradiaBotted achieved. is n0w when that bunny suit gets busted out?
ehehe. bunnyribbit.
I me★n, I ★m willing to go ★long with the commonly held opinion.
.YOU .yes yoU .your toes bashed into the corner of an old table leG .crusty hollow infested ass wooD .splinter on contact straight under your nailS .then a footbath in salty and cirtus liquidS .or in other words ,suffeR #violencE
AN IMPORTANT REMINDER: NEVER LIE TO YOUR ATTORNEY OR THE PARAMEDICS. ALWAYS LIE TO COPS.
.hang on .i got thiS
skill issue. #skillissue
I'm more than willing at this point. Heheh. >::::) #suggestive
My skin is thick and calloused from years of having insults chucked at me at Mach fuck speeds, and 8ulge game so strong, that when the 2 are paired up, I give the nook a rug8urn. #nsfw
Never afraid, I like venturing into the unknown. ;;;;)
It's just 8ecause I'm the 8est Serket, hands down. Duh!!!!!!!! I ain't afraid of shit!
Gogyesplease—
s00n en0ugh i will have an upgraded b0dy ribbit and i will m0st certainly be able t0 take it #nsfw #suggestive #ribbit
I think I'm in ro8o heaven right now—
NOOOOOOOO AN ARADIA8OT HATED MY CHITT FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE IS IN SHAM8LES NOW OH GOOOOOOOOG FAAAAAAAAH I LET THE RO8O 8ADDIE DOWN I'M IN RUINS AND SHAM8LES I'M LITERALLY ENDING IT ALL FUUUUUUUU— In other news, the weather is quite fine today. #twsuicide pro8a8ly.
I have NO clue what you're talking a8out! ::::)
II thiink 2omeone’2 jealou2 of my game
who want me
S9 I MADE IT 9FF https://media.ten9r.c9m/6FCaHK42CxgAAAAC/squid-game-squid-game-3.gif
Duly noted, and shall await what you have in store for me then with 8aktedy 8reath. ;;;;)
See she gets it
Like me, wanna rip my head off, wanna suffocate me via ro8o snu-snu, all the same thing at the end of the day I'd like to 8elieve. #nsfw #violence
Felt the need to take a selfie just to reiterate how a8solutely fucking HOT the person saying all this crazy shit is. You are welcome. Kiss my ass too while we're at it. You know you wanna. #suggestive may8e???????? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2129a4cd4878.png
I'm greedy t99 we have S9 MUCH in c9mm9n w9w. https://media.ten9r.c9m/ke7Tc79g9vIAAAAi/rizz.gif
I'll take what I can get.
didnt know it was freaky hour lmao #nsfw
I'm quite glad y9u take pleasure 9ut 9f this. That makes tw9 9f us, at least. (:
Normally I'm greedy 8ut I'll make an exception this ONCE.
Having a new arm is actually such a gog-send, and it's even 8etter! Just means I can 8ackhand your hoe 8etter. #violence
8y the way if you wanna say something to me SAY IT TO MY FACE you COWARDS. I will literally fuck you. Up. Yeah, up. Ahem. #suggestive #nsfw may8e???????? >::::(
FUCK.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d035406718b.png WOE! EVEN MORE COMRPOMISED PRIEST BE UPON YE! )) #nsfw
I'm a simple man and for that I apologize.
#TriggerWarning
two many troll2 caught up iin the flat alterniia movement II am afraiid. Not 2ure who fiilled theiir thiinkpan2 wiith toothpa2te twoday, but iit'2 ugly out there.
Dear fat girl: d9n't 6e afraid t9 get 9n t9p #ifhedieshedies
#NewPr9filePic Except I kn9w what y9u're thinking WE JUST L99K ALIKE
9n it
WHAT DOES GOLD SMELL LIKE. QUICKLY.
there's subtle differences. he's ♤ se♤dweller, i h♤ve no doubt in my mind th♤t he c♤n both ♤fford ♤nd e♤sily obt♤in the re♤l thing. ♤lso gold notes ♤re ♤ blend, not ♤ single strong note.
xx_if_yuo_woudlnt_fuck_ur_frainds_wut_r_u_evne_doing_hoenstly_#nsfw_xx
💥
pull my wires pleasepleaseplease tug them please i beg pleasepl
Duly noted, will do.
I've heard a wise some8ody say one time... "Violence is never the answer. It's a question, and the answer is YES!!!!!!!!" Felt this way too hard right now.
... May8e. You don't know that! I won't reveal my secrets. ;;;;) (I'm lying my ass off.)
8e neither to sta8 you in a good way for the 8oth of us. ;;;;) #suggestive
We'll see a8out that, never 8een excited for any form of upgrade in a while. ;;;;) #nsfw
sneak l0ver failure medicati0n int0 their f00d then
thank y0u i d0 my best
Shut— Just. Shut.
Hardest eyeroll ever, hdhdjdhejkdogog Screw you. I'll may8e get my shot at getting you 8ack. Or not. I honestly can't complain either way.
tear s0me0ne's spleen 0ut
:33< #girlbulge btw :33< if mew care :33< #nsfw
:)
this is such an injustice naknak. and all this on world crocodile day
X You ever just Feel a deep rooted desire to walk up behind a cobalt blood with a shaver and just Bzzzzt a stripe down the middle of their head x
Hhhhhyou'regoingtomakemeweak— Hmph!!!!!!!!
Wowza. I find you very interesting and also possibly dangerous in a way that i respect. I hope the stars lead you to me soon ms. aradiabot.
it doesnt matter th0. youre still aa. that makes y0u pretty amazing two me.
That wasn't a fum8le everything was totally calculated from the start, 8ecause I'm just the 8est as always.
You would? I could send some over to you or you could maybe scooch over my way. We could scrounge around in the dirt together. Perhaps we reach for the same femur. You do like femurs right?
Golly... ive never had someone impatient to see lil old me before.
I mean. I hope whatever seems to be keeping our work-addled buddy up resolves itself soon.
...humina humina.
Sleep is for the weak and whatnot,l. Y'know, may8e I'm just too cool for it.
Perchance. Mayhaps. Indu8ita8ly, even!!!!!!!!
Right. Well this sure has put a damper on my day. I think ill go look for some bones to add to my collection.
If youre sayin hes overwhelmed or not doin well i can get behind that part of it. I just wish he didnt default to all his robo-companions over his meatsuit companions. No offense.
So, nook and the 8ulge, amiright or amiright? #nsfw
i hate every cust0mer ever
just bought 14 islands 38D
Ok the coffee ii2 kiinda weariing off ii feel liike iim about two cra2h BUT ii diid get farther than ii u2ually do on my game 2o iit wa2 WORTH IIT no matter how loud the voiice2 got overtiime #worth iit #caffiinecra2h #gamiinggriind
if y0u want. they seem two have s0mething approaching a handle 0n themself but still. thanks aa.
the universe is a funky place. g0 0ut there and see it.
Guess ill have to keep flapping my gums at you and see if i can improe my standings :)
And ahem. How might a gentleman such as myself curry favour a gentlebotlady such as yourself?
am currently 0ccupied but i will keep this in mind. #suggestive
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7158ccf7172e.gif
. . . This makes me feel things that I don't know how to type into words.
Doesn’t quite work but I can give you my lol.
HhHhHhHh— you're seriously going to do this to me while I'm 1 armed? Hmph!!!!!!!! >::::[ A cruel mistress yee 8e, 8ut fuck for some reason that just adds to the allure. #suggestive
Real shit.
If I have 1 hand I will make it work still, damn it. #suggestive #nsfw
This has been noted. Thank you!
No thank you. But you are appreciated nonetheless!
shore why naut
what 2tarted your viillaiin arc iif you weren't conceiived that way? don't bother two reply iif you're 2ome pure of heart goodiie fuckiing two2hoe2 never yet two experiience 2uch a thiing; Your adviice, po2iitiiviity, and goodwiill toward2 all ii2 not welcome iin thii2 reply chaiin, get bent (kiindly though).
I've resorted to getting so fucking stoned that I forget that I only have 1 arm and attempt to clap my hands hard out of sarcasm only to 8itch smack myself. #su8stance
May8e ask nicely and I'll do it willingly and mindfully for you next time.
Totally fair. And yes, I have tried to scratch something on my face multiple times already only to just pathetically wriggle my armless shoulder. This is my life right now.
Fuck you.
Aaaaaaaand this is where I shut up and let you walk all over me like a doormat. Thanks Aradia 8ot, very cool!
You right.
Sometimes I Do Have The Urge To Bite Down On A Bulge. It's Luck Alone That's Kept Me From Doing So All These Sweeps, Because I Haven't Been Pissed Off While It's Been In My Maw. #nsfwe? #violence #nsfc #serene
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u are right. i zh0u1d zurprize my crew m0re. [END MESSAGE]
Don't threaten me and everyone else with a good time.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/65385aff5c28.gif
I. Will take that with 0 complaint. Cough.
#shitpost #nsfw ((three whole lines))
my pr0phecies remain strong. wb aa.
Hot.
ehehe. you pr0mise?
well obvi0usly she promises, stupid, she just said that. g0ddamnit. ignore that. my actual flirty 0ne-liner is "try me. <3".
see y0u twom0rrow
I haven't even finished the technology I'm working on yet. And you're the second Aradiabot to come to me about this.
There is a violence in my heart.
アラディアのケロケロはちょっとかわいいだよ。0u0
もう知ってたよ！
.. / .... .- ...- . / .-- .- -. - . -.. / - --- / -.. --- / - .... .. ... / ..-. --- .-. / --.- ..- .. - . / ... --- -- . / - .. -- . #viiolence #gore #n2fw #2tatiicdii2charge
Through the sheer power of nuh uh, you literally can't. 🥰
:33< i love expurrloding :DD
:33< okay! :33< YAY :DD
Passable. I'll consider it in the meantime.
If you don’t hear from me by tomorrow, please assume I have ran off into the woods and shed this life of democracy.
うーん、個人的にはそこまで共感できる話じゃないんだけど、メギド的な姿勢を持ってるのは嬉しいよ。
big fins comin soon
:33< meow too :DD
I am honored.
I pride myself on my ability to listen to women. If you say that is your wish, I will ensure it is followed to the best of my abilities.
Understood!
what y0u do with y0ur own c0rds is your business.
just practice safe sex. keep it 0ut of the bath.
:33< alright i gotta s33 how this is done furom like :33< a purrly scientific stance :33< like genmewinely purrlatonically facinated by mewnique sex stuff like this :33< #nsfw
I won't go down without a fight!!!!!!!! >::::(
Oh gog all the Aradia 8ots are after me now fuck fuck fuck oh gog oh fuck oh no.
Ro8ots have waaaaaaaay too much of an affinity to me. Am I a magnet or something?