Crypt
@archaicCryptid
|<o>| just here t<o> <o>ffer friendly advice :)
|<o>| im g<o>nna g<o> t<o> tr<o>ll jail f<o>r spreading misinf<o>rmati<o>n
|<o>| the misinf<o>rmati<o>n is a c<o>aliti<o>n <o>f cr<o>ws btw
|<o>| creating drama f<o>r the l<o>ve <o>f the game
|<o>| fiend fact: snails d<o>n't eat dead snails usually because they have an imbedded m<o>ral c<o>de which disc<o>urages snail cannibalism
|<o>| n<o>t free m<o>ney pretty,,, n<o>r free drugs pretty,,, but rather free pr<o>blems pretty
|<o>| f<o>ll<o>wed by eyes in the dark,,, everywhere y<o>u g<o>... it's the curse <o>f the gh<o>st me<o>wbeast
|<o>| what even is a pickle??? Has any<o>ne even heard <o>f a pickle bef<o>re???
Literally Any Plant And Some Not Plant Things Preserved In Brine.
|<o>| what makes a g<o><o>d pickle??? what is g<o><o>d pickle criteria???
The juice xf the pickle xbvixusly!!! And xther things!!! Hxpe this helps chittr user archaicCryptid
The crunchier it is the better.
A level of tang that has you pulling Spongebob reaction meme faces.
|<o>| did y<o>u kn<o>w that m<o>st humans aren't assaulted by visi<o>ns <o>f bl<o><o>d and carnage during sleep??? weird and stupid... what is even the p<o>int <o>f sleeping then if n<o>t the terr<o>rs
sometimes i dream about nice things! like walks in a pretty park.
im sorry my hands just moved on their own you should be in bed john!!
|<o>| rand<o>m pains and sympt<o>ms??? pr<o>bably cancer... s<o>rry...
|<o>| life tip: m<o>st things are free if y<o>u're a fast en<o>ugh runner
|<o>| f<o>r th<o>se <o>f y<o>u wh<o> w<o>n't w<o>rk with whiteb<o>ards <o>r blackb<o>ards because they take t<o><o> l<o>ng,,, try the evasive redb<o>ard... it's just like a whiteb<o>ard except g<o>dawful <o>n the eyes,,, thus f<o>rcing y<o>u t<o> brainst<o>rm faster s<o> y<o>u can l<o><o>k away
|<o>| if y<o>u bring a live cluckbeast t<o> tr<o>ll KFC,,, they'll make y<o>u an extra fresh meal
|<o>| is y<o>ur hunger trunk gr<o>wling at y<o>u??? try applying tape t<o> its internal vents... this w<o>n't fix the pr<o>blem,,, but it n<o>t be able t<o> scream with<o>ut a m<o>uth
|<o>| tip f<o>r any friends learning east bef<o>ran: y<o>u cant
|<o>| remember if y<o>u d<o> s<o>mething embarrassing and y<o>u think n<o> <o>ne saw y<o>u,,, y<o>u're wr<o>ng :)
I Mean Sure But I Also Aided And Abetted You In Gourd Theft So Maybe You Can Just Pretend You Saw Nothing?
|<o>| this is the <o>nly s<o>cial media site i'm g<o>ing t<o> use fr<o>m here <o>n <o>ut... what m<o>re c<o>uld any<o>ne want <o>ut <o>f life...