♦ pitied by @ardentAnomaly
Midnight City Update: Doctor Scratch can and will teleport you to very strange places and then leave you there. I have no clue where I am.
Midnight City Update: Pickle Inspector left his fancy shoes out and they got stolen. Sad! Here's hoping he finds new ones.
SEES A BUG GETS TAKEN AWAY BY THE EVIL GRABBER, WITH THE BUG AS HIS ONLY SILENT WITNESS
IT’S ALL THE SAME OH, GOD, IT’S ALL THE SAME
What I say when I’m happy: What I say when I’m sad: This time I’m really gonna do it.
It’s nice to be by myself, all alone out here.
Been a minute since the sky’s been clear… still, nice to see the stars anyways.
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K--<it was never good, by the way.
oKAY, i THINK i HAVE GOTTEN MY POINT ACROSS, i AM DONE, aND i WILL NOT EVEN BRING UP, tHAT i HAVE NEVER DREAMT ABOUT, aLL OF MY FLARP PALS, sPECIFICALLY aRADIA, tEREZI, aND vRISKA, dRESSING ME LIKE A GIRL OR EMBARRASSING ME OR, JUST IN GENERAL PUTTING ME IN UNCOMFORTABLE AND HUMILIATING BUT, uLTIMATELY HARMLESS SITUATIONS, tHAT ARE OFTEN CONTRIVED IN THEIR NATURE, #NSFW
Everyone is so mean to me.
i'm super behind on my breeding schedule right now?!???!!! i need to lock the hell in today so i can catch up!!!! #nsfw
playing sburb, wish me luck! https://file.garden/aaq_ingiwjy0-pa4/20260418_134305.jpg
O-> I Miss My Mate And I'm No+t Even Free O+f His Facepaint Yet 😓
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < I may be kinda shxt at this social media thing.
i should be at hte bottom of any women rankings for everything ive done
i think gettin fucked raww wwould savve me #nsfw
When will people say "Keep biting your wings, Brosprite, it's really cool". Instead they say "Stop showing me pony gore" and "Please stop talking about cloaca" and "Hiding cameras in public spaces is a crime, even if they're harmless ones you put in the supermarket".
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEDREK NATION. I THINK I REALIZED SOMETHING. I THINK I GOT A TYPE. I THINK SCENEGIRL NOOK JUST HITS DIFFERENT AND THAHAT SHIT'S GOT ME DEEP IN THE MUTHAHAFUCKING TRENCHES. :o( (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M TWO FOR TWO ON THIS SHIT. #nsfw
no..?
You ever just yammer a guy's ear off about clock speeds and core counts and bullshit GPU manufacturers?
ANYWAYS, I’m a perfectly normal guy and I’m going to go work on a commission now. And no one is going to interrupt me or ratio me or tell me to leave my wrist alone, and She thinks I’m funny so that’s frankly all I need in my life.
<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
MY HEAD IS KILLING M > User Client Device has Exploded. User Disconnected.<
Rope burns. That's it, that's the post. #nsfw
#nsfw for implications but oh my fucking god I’m gonna kms /j Putting myself on blast like a dumbass but I can’t not tell this story, She had me on my knees and She had said something along the lines of ‘being good and listening’ AND OF COURSE MY DUMB ASS ADHD INTERNAL MONOLOGUE MAKES A JOKE AND I AUDIBLY SNORT. so She makes me TELL HER WHAT I WAS LAUGHING AT. AND MY DUMB ASS HAD TO SAY “…my brain said that I was ‘sitting my white ass down and listening,’ ma’am” I know She thinks I’m funny and She had a good laugh but ohhhh my god i need my funnyman instincts to SHUT UP while I’m trying to have KINKY SEX (deltarune explosion sfx)
This party isn't that good. May have been a waste of time. I'm still wearing my prepared outfit on the next day.
ghhh #nsfw but god, i kinda hate when the bite marks are fading- keep pressing my fingers into the bruises lately, wish they would stick around,,,,, somebody come put my gay ass down like old yeller-
✿ ok. i need a sandwich. to calm me down. im rageful. da purple kind of rageful. so liek. watch out. dont test me. today a bad day to mess wid da Glurp
Ladies. Please. Allow me to enjoy my fall from grace in peace.
✿ guys . take down dat post. wat ever u can do to take dat post down. DO IT. i rechitted it so u guys can report it
I SEE YOU ALL PITYING MY CHIT AS IF THERE’S SOMETHING TO PITY. MY QUADRANTS ARE ****NOT**** A FUCKING MESS THANK YOU, YOU CAN MOVE ALONG, IT’S FINE, GO BACK TO CHITTING WHATEVER HOOFBEAST SHIT YOU WERE GOING TO CHIT OUT INTO THE VOID.
OH MY GOD CAN PAST KARKAT EVER ACTUALLY SHUT UP? SOMEONE PLEASE BREAK HIS HUSKTOP.
oops! i did not mean to post that please excuse me evveryone
So many of you are SO R--EADY for a good tide. Rig)(t! I'm t)(inking Tuesday, T)(ursday or Saturday next week! React to w)(ic)( day would be betta. ♡ for Tuesday ◇ for Wednesday ♧ for Saturday. #gillsnig)(tout Remember: everyone is w)(alecome. T)(e only requirements are gossip and fun!
⋙ I need a human t⏱ ℃⏱me d⏱wn t⏱ my hive and save me!!! I w⏱uldn't have t⏱ w⏱rry ab⏱ut trying s⏱ hard t⏱ meet the higher bl⏱⏱d's expe℃tati⏱ns!!! I w⏱uld l⏱ve t⏱ live ⏱n Earth with a human!!!...🖉
,,,I MISS DAVE. NOT CORVID. I MEAN MY HUSBAND. I'VE BEEN ALONE IN MY HIVE FOR...A COUPLE WEEKS NOW. BUT! YOU KNOW WHAT! IT'S FINE! I'LL BE FINE! I'M SURE HE'S JUST. BUSY. DIRECTING AND STUFF. I'LL BE FINE. NOTHING I'M NOT USED TO. I THINK. I DON'T HAVE ATTACHMENT ISSUES OR ANYTHING.
STOP REACTING LIKE THAT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR PITY. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, ITS JUST LITERALLY SO FUCKING ALIEN TO ME THAT THERE COULD BE A VERSION OF ME WHO ACTS LIKE A FRESH-FACED WRIGGLER. ITS ALMOST EMBARRASSING.
SEEING OTHER ME'S WHO ARE LIKE...HAPPY AND JOYOUS AND SHIT IS SO FUCKING UNCANNY. I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE FOR FEELING WEIRD ABOUT IT, BECAUSE WHO AM I TO SHIT ON SOME OTHER GUY'S GOOD TIME- BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN YOUR TIMELINE THAT YOU AREN'T CONSTANTLY PLAGUED IN THE PAN BY AGGRAVATION AND HATE.
oh iИ troll versioИ all characters die sometimes its Иot eveИ the part of the play the actors just kill each other ^^
>> you're r¡ght and ¡ am devastated
the vwhite guy puppet pfp is still riding me wvhat do i do im #notgay
Okay. Well. This might be a problem. [Attached is an image of a hole in the wall.]