♦ pitied by @aromaticCamellia
D --> A tire though
((call me an executive cus baby i got that dysfunction))
my kismesis is gone, off makin mistakes, wwhile im here, wwatchin octopus lady
:33< im with a cute girl this meowrning (myself)
Id rather n0t say Itll bec0me painfully 0bvi0us s00n en0ugh anyway
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I hate having a type i hate my type
ha7e 7ha7 nuk7em 9uy
D --> I am admittedly D --> Very sleepy
one like is 20. one pity is 27. i'm not sure how the score is divided here. it doesn't really matter either.|
Equius stop hating and piting random posts.
D --> I can but only because I accidentally unfollowed and so I guess we both made mistakes
Someone told me tonight that i was very "Himbo Coded" and i'm not sure if i should feel Offended or Flattered?... Better than being a twink, i suppose....but why???? do i genuinely just Put off Energy of being stupid? #Suggestive
:33< hang on, i know how to pull bitches :33< *ac gets on her paws and kn33s* :33< PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE P<EASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS PLESA PLEAS PLESAE PLESAE PLESSE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
landlord asked me for a favour and added in the middle "if you're feeling extra helpful, which i know you alwaies are," i gotta kill this guie man lemme rehash our relationship mr landlord you give me a shittie apartment close to mie job i give you more moneie than you deserve the onlie reason i do what you ask me to is cus if i don't, nothing gets fucking fixed around here and i happen to like being able to wash mie clothes so if you need me to stick a sign saieing not to use the washing machine until it's fixed cus it'll explode fucking obviouslie im gonna do that world's gonna end but i still wanna have clean clothes, yknow don't implie I'm helping cus i wanna like im an adorable lil thing who looooves being soooo helpful fuck offfffff don't plaie with me man and i know the words on their own don't look all that bad but trust me when i saie the tone was bad. like, highblood picking this week's favourite disposable lowblood bad fuck that guie #vent
D --> Didn't want to sleep while in a bad mood but I'm fine now so I am going to bed goodlight
n'aww you're all good and Clear and it was a good 6it!! 6lessing you and 6lessing you and
its ok to be wrong.
D --> Oh I see
D --> @anatomicallyCheated I have completed your a%es as requested D --> It was a bit of a stylistic challenge but I gave your a%es a wider cutting edge that will allow them to resemble the shape of an upside down heart when held together D --> The back edge is serrated, with a single spike each, but you will notice that one is a little lower than the other D --> This is to allow the a%es to vis001y slot together, with the serrations not only allowing for some sawing, but also causing the a%es, when separated, to somewhat resemble a heart broken in two D --> The metal is made out of a material that is more receptive to channeling magic than typical, though I did not heavily enchant it D --> It will maintain some small self-repairing qualities though that are inherent to the metal D --> The shaft is made out of bog oak I retrieved from a purported witches' bog D --> It's not really magical on it's own but I figured that would help with the gothic aesthetic especially given the color D --> There are gothic-style langets to add strength to it, though I made sure the sel%ion of wood was durable enough on it's own without much splits or cracks as typical with bog oak D --> If damaged though the langets will sort of um, melt into the cracks to hold the weapon together further D --> You may name them as you wish but I was sort of calling them the "Heartbreakers" in my head D --> I hope this meets your specifications well enough
just wwhen i thought they couldnt fuckin stoop lowwer they start fuckin diggin all that fuckin scoldin those rightfully callin out bullshit behavvior and for fuckin wwhat absolute cretin
I'm alright, just... having co+nflicted feelings abo+ut seeing a friend in distress, that's all. #HesFine #ImFine #Just #Hhhhh
D --> Been hard at work D --> A bit more tired than I'd like to be
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((Went to look up someone’s page and did so by…checking the list of MY characters. My dementia arc is coming soon.
// feeling like i may have screwed up
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< THIS IS THE MOST PITY I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE THAT WASN'T FROM MITUNAS. >
D --> A program of Sollu%
/.well.thats.good.\ \.that.leaves.us.with.the.scary.question.of.whose.toes.those.whoes./
iM OVER IT,, i DONT CARE WHAT SHE OR HE THINKS OF ME,, mY LIFE,, mY CHOICE HEHE,,
((aight so, Chuckles has to disappear for like an hour to focus on drawing and can't respond to dms, I got a hella cool look for Roxy in mind and just want to get it sketched out
print("sounds like a good thing") print("getting robbed is not very economical")
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D --> No
been wwatching emperors neww groovve. im yzma maxxing.
(( There's too many of y'all to message individually so I'll just. do this. last one prommi Going forward, I'm retconning Florid's matespritship and unfortunately subsequent grub, so please have your OCs act accordingly. Thanks guys. I'm really sorry for having to cancel the event days before it happened, it's not what I wanted either. I'm still gonna keep Florid so no worries, I'm just gonna have to rework some stuff behind the scenes. Thanks for being so great everyone!! ))
(( hey florid man here uh. Idk if. I’m still gonna do the shower. Lemme think about it. Sorry everyone I’m kinda. Reeling rn.))
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D --> I am sorry if I am hurting you
D --> D --> You can snot my shirt if you so wish
please dont pity me i was just born and im real scared of the world
D --> I am very attractive
D --> Yes that about sums it up
D --> I do not wear dresses I am afraid but there are alternates of mine that can provide I'm sure
D --> It is very rude especially as she is obviously far cuter, too
D --> Unfortunately Jade has not been so cooperative with not denying being cute in return so I did swear it for nothing
D --> I am oathbound not to deny being cute D --> And oh D --> That is good D --> I am glad to be of some good to you, at least
D --> Sorry I did not mean to make you scream
D --> It is the right decision to take care of your health D --> He would not have wanted you to suffer such ailment D --> There is no cost in the world greater than the value of you being happy
D --> I am sorry for your loss, both past and potentially future D --> It is a difficult thing to 100se a memento of someone you cared deeply for D --> I would offer to take a 100k at it, but I never designed such a thing in my timeline D --> My Nepeta was much too far way D --> And my tech has diverged so dramatically from when I was a wriggler, I am not sure I could safely parse the design
D --> That is okay yes
D --> I should probably sleep
aH, yEAH, tHAT WILL DO IT, i AM NOT SO SURE, i HAVE ADVICE, oN THAT FRONT, rEALLY, mOST OF THE PLACES i LIKE, tO GO TO, aRE A MIXED BAG WHEN, iT COMES TO THE SORT OF PEOPLE, tHAT YOU MAY FIND, i HAVE NOT REALLY FOUND ANY OF THEM, aS PARTICULARLY ATTRACTIVE FOR, pOTENTIAL LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP, fINDING, bUT THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE, tHAT IS NOT THE SPACE i AM IN RIGHT NOW, eMOTIONALLY, aNYWAYS,
i dont knoww wwhat could possibly be befuddlin about this post i think i painted a pretty perfect picture here
D --> You do not ever need to apologize
D --> I had a comple% suite of emotions
D --> That uh D --> That depends a lot on perspective I think
nothing ig or i have been ignored? haha...
print("…i will pass")
//Because of timeline vacancies, I'm rewriting Karkat's AU a bit so I can explore him more easily. Stuff is coming up, so he's a lone-wolf storyline for now.
im competitive.
what.