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I am working on it, boss. [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #uphillbattle #createdtobeanedgelord #livingtobesillier ]
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KAR.
D:B NOOOOOOO
:33 < VROOM VROOOM :33 < * the mighty huntress crashes the furkin car and expurrodes all ofurr the purrace *
🔍 _-_-_- #n⌕wplaying Life Itself - Glass Animals https://⌕pen.sp⌕tify.c⌕m/track/32zkKx35Et6A515⌕ZKxDkD?si=28a93e2bb07e4923 _-_-_-
SET UP MORE RUBE GOLDBERG DEVICES TO DROP BOOTS AT RANDOM INTERVALS THAT I'M NOT DIRECTLY PERCEIVING IN ORDER TO KILL MORE OF THE TIME ROACHES. SHOT B-ROLL PHOTOGRAPHY FOR SCRATCH'S FUCKLUDICROUS SCRATCH V. SCRATCH SPACETIME JAM BALL SMACKDOWN. AND WATCHED A STRAIGHT-UP FUCKLOAD OF MORONSLOP ACTION MOVIE THAT BEARS MORE LIKENESS TO "SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL 3D" THAN FUCKING *BULLET TRAIN.* MY REVIEW TO COME SOON. YESTERDAY WAS AN EVENTFUL DAY TO SAY THE LEAST. AND YET. AND FUCKING YET. WHY IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING FUCK DOES EVERY TIMEPIECE I LOOK AT *STILL* SAY 6/12?!
EVERY FUCKING DAY WITH THIS EMOTIONALLY STUNTED BITCH IS THE SAME. YES, INCLUDING THE ONE I'M CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN A TIME LOOP ON. IF A DERANGED LOONEYBLOCK ESCAPEE WHOSE SOLE ART FORM WAS GROWING TWISTED, SADISTIC, ENIGMA OF EMIGARA FAULT-LIKE BONSAI TREES IN SHAPES THAT ONLY SOMEONE WITH REAL, FOMENTING HATRED IN THEIR PUSHER COULD CONTORT, THEIR MAGNUM OPUS WOULDN'T EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE WRETCHED EMOTIONAL DEFORMITY THAT BELONGS TO MY MANAGER. FUCK YOU. YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT, @handMaid. BUT THIS POSTING WAR IS STILL GOING. https://i.ibb.co/JMcsTyX/image.png
:33< i love this game!!! :33< im so good at it!!!
⋅˚₊‧ ୨ Let's Play A Game Called "i Poison One Cup And You Have To Guess Which One Is Contaminated." #substance ୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
:33< *the mighty huntress builds up meowmentum fur 12 hours to backwards long jump into a parallel mewnifurse where she gets pailed 3 times as meowch as she does in this one* :33< #nsfw
I'M GOING TO CLOSE UP THE EVIDENTLY *GUSHING* TAP OF TORRENTIAL, PUSHERFELT *SAP* I'VE BEEN DISPENSING ALL DAY WITH THIS CHITT, JUST TO SAY ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I CRAWL INTO MY CUPE AND DROWN MYSELF FACE-FIRST IN SOPOR. THANKS, EVERYONE. @caligulasAquarium. @gutsyGumshoe. @lejayjaY. @arachnidsGrip#9137. @arsenicCatnaps. @bummelBoogie. @pliableDecadence. @centaursPeripherals. SAME FUCKING GUY, @carcinoGeneticist#4881. AND YES, EVEN MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS COWORKERS, @taciturnTerror AND @handMaid. AND OBVIOUSLY MORE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DREDGE UP EVERY SINGLE FUCKWIT WHO SAID FOUR WORDS TO ME, TODAY. BUT SOME OF YOU WENT OUT ON A FROND AND MADE AN EFFORT. AND THAT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING, WHEN YOU'RE THIS FAR OUT FROM THE DAMN SPAWN POINT. I HAVE TO ADMIT IT. IT'S BEEN A GOOD WRIGGLING DAY. I THINK I'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE. "SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT."
TURNING ANOTHER SWEEP OLDER DOESN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT MATTERS ALL THAT MUCH, ANYMORE. NOT WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY SPENT TWELVE SWEEPS IN ANCIENT EAST ALTERNIA REALIZING THAT YOU'RE MORE OR LESS TIME-LOCKED INTO THE AGE YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE CEREBRALLY COERCED INTO SIGNING YOUR FUCKING FAUSTIAN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT. THAT UNINTENDED LITTLE ROMP, IN ADDITION TO LANDING ME ON TIME ROACH EXTERMINATION DUTY, ALSO HAPPENED TO PAD OUT MY RESUMÉ WITH SOME USEFUL SKILLS. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE THINGS I'M ALL TOO COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT HERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE ROVING HORDES OF INTERNET PERVERTS LUSTING AFTER ANY #SUGGESTIVE OR OUTRIGHT #NSFW CONTENT THEY CAN HOOK THEIR GREASY PRONGS ON, BUT THERE'S ONE I'VE GOT A PRETTY SOLID HANDLE ON THAT FEELS ESPECIALLY RELEVANT TO BEING A MEMBER OF A CRIMINAL SYNDICATE. 「#SHIBARI.」 ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE THE CULTURE-ALLERGIC DIPSHITS IN THE ROOM ON A FACT ABOUT ROPE. ROPE IS A LIVING THING. NOT LITERALLY, DUMBASS. BUT ROPE IS ORGANIC. HAIR. WOOL. PLANT FIBER. SPUN SILK FROM COCOONS. ROPE IS MADE FROM THINGS THAT ARE *ALIVE,* AND IF YOU TREAT IT LIKE A DEAD THING, IT'LL CHAFE LIKE A MAGGOTY, ROTTEN CORPSE LEFT IN THE SUN TO DESSICATE UNTIL IT FEELS ABOUT AS DELICATE ON THE SKIN AS A CRUSTY, CALCIFIED MANDIBLE. SO HOW DO YOU KEEP IT IN LIVING CONDITION? EASY. WIND IT OUT, PULL IT TAUT, BURN THE FRAYING EDGES. SMOOTH IT DOWN WITH SOFTENING WAX AND WORK IT IN. PAMPER THAT SHIT WHILE YOU YANK IT INTO PLIABLE ORDER. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY? USE IT. IT WANTS TO BE USED. EXHIBIT A. THE DROOLING, NEEDY BITCH WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TALK ABOUT THIS ON MAIN. OBSERVE WHAT A REAL FUCKING MASTER CAN DO WITH A LIVING THING. NOT HER, OBVIOUSLY. SHE HAS ALL THE CHARM AND VIVACITY OF A BUZZING PILE OF FUCKING BLUBBERBEAST GUTS. IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO INCORPORATE HORN TYING INTO THEIR 「KINBAKU」 PRACTICE, FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A FUCKING DIAGRAM. YOU KNOW, SINCE MY BOSS @handMaid DOESN'T MIND THE ATTENTION. AND WHILE WE'RE BRINGING UP "CARTOON FAIRY REVIEWSLOP," I AWAIT YOUR (SECOND) CANDID REVIEW OF THE 2015 JUKEBOX MUSICAL "STRANGE MAGIC" WITH DOWNRIGHT FUCKING GLEEFUL ANTICIPATION. I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT THE BOG KING. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
:33< horoscopes fur mew :33< ♈ mewre love life will run into trouble when mewre purrnyar expurrlodes violently fur no reason :33< ♉ the stars say that mew will purrn into an egg today :33< ♊ mew cant fight the color of the sky :33< ♋ mew will s33 mewrself in the mirror and nyat reclawgnize that new scar :33< ♌ cute! :33< ♍ the purrtection of the amewlet will be lowered today be carefur what mew do with mewre tnt :33< ♎ mew will m33t a mew enemy today! :33< ♏ no good can clawme furom eating glass :33< ♐ mew should eat nyathing but raw eggs fur the next 6 w33ks :33< ♑ listen to the way the body rumbles and shakes this will be mewre guiding light :33< ♒ mew will cry scream and throw up today :33< ♓ attack + sp33d up!
:33< its the ole nepeta^2 purrank!
:33< nepeta beam (this beam purrns mew into nepeta)
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
THIRTEEN SWEEPS, PAINSTAKINGLY STACKED ATOP THE OTHER, SURVIVED ONE BRUTAL BILUNAR PERIGEE AT A TIME. HALF OF THEM ON A PLANET I WAKE UP AND GIVE THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB TO EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE, AND THE REST ON A DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WORLD OF MY OWN "CREATION." ONLY SOME OF THEM I WAS REALLY, TRULY PRESENT FOR. THREE *THOUSAND* SWEEPS SPENT IN AN INESCAPABLE TORMENT NEXUS MEANT TO SAND DOWN ANY PROPRIETARY CONCEPT OF TIME I EVER HAD. WHICH I ESCAPED, ANYWAY. BUT NOT BEFORE IT SMOOTHED SOME OF THE HARD, JAGGED EDGES, TRY AS I MIGHT TO SHARPEN THEM BACK TO GANDERBULB-STABBING AND SPONGECASE-BLUDGEONING LETHAL FORCE. AND AS IF I COULDN'T PUSH THE INCREDULITY OF MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS NARRATIVE ANY FURTHER, TWELVE SWEEPS AFTER THAT, IN A FAR-FLUNG PAST SO STUPID THAT IT'S LEFT INDELIBLE MARKS ON MY VOCABULARY. AND SOME UNCOMFORTABLE SKILLS TO ADMIT ARE CURRENTLY PADDING OUT MY RESUME. A FAT, MALIGNANT PILE OF GREASY BLACK TRASH BAGS IN THE RUSTING DUMPSTER OF MY PERSONAL HISTORY, BOILING IN THE OPEN SUN AS THE LOOMING MONOLITH TO MY EVERY GRUELING SWEEP OF MERCILESS LIFE DARKENS THE FUCKING SKY. SO AT THIS POINT? FUCK IT. WHAT'S ONE MORE? #WRIGGLINGDAY. (AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I'M STILL IN THE FUCKING FELT MANOR. THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN *HEAVILY* DOCTORTURED TO RESEMBLE ANYTHING CLOSE TO EARTH-C'S NATURAL DAYLIGHT. BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY MORE FUCKING GREEN. I DECIDED I WANTED TO LOOK O.G., TODAY.)
my lusus was!!!! which is hOOw I gained this want tOO dOO dust ablutiOOns!!!
when u want 2 watch a movie but fuck if u know what u want to watch
:33< im animeowted at 1200 furames purr second
(( and todays my birthday. yay.
im so fresh you can suck my family friendly external organ
nah neos like void/voidself r always aswsome i shold make a neo pronons page tbh
i think its actuly a they/he kinda day
chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
#IShouldDoAnotherMovieNight #ItsBeenTooLong
fOr THe RECorD i DO NoT abUse fluTTErYSHY iN AnY wAY shaPE Or foRM I mEAn RealLy EVERyTIme I MAke aNy poST sOmeone jUMPs ONtO the "OH PLeASE spArE FLUtterSHY yOU HAnDSOmE DeviL" i am ReforMeD r E F r O M m d P ReFOrmeD! YOU DONT havE To worRY aBout anY AbUse NONE IS PreSENT AnD eVen thE THoUgHT mAKes mY sTomaCH LIteralLy Do flIps A PrOCeSs wHIch dESPITE The AbstrAct StaTe oF my BIoLoGy Is QuITe UnPlEasaNt i asSUre yOU!
≈AR3 W3 SUR3 BC IM S33IN A LOT OF <3< T3ND3NCI3S WIF AJ AND RARA BUT ALSO AJ AND DASH BUT ALSO IT RLLY S33MS LIK3 TH3R3S SOM3 <3 TH3R3 WIF TH3M 2 MAYB3 TH3R3S JUST A BUNCH OF QUADSM3ARIN GOIN ON≈
bisxual life tip!!!!! b mmore bisexual evryday
remembering when getting gnomed was a serious concern. god that was silly. i love how stupid stuff always has been.
≈I FINK PINKI3 PI3 IS MY FAV M3MB3R OF THA PONYCUL3≈
i wonder who. and it was only one interaction. thats a shame. shit. could be more though. <:B #suggestive
i think i like cats now. the cat trolls being more specific. <:B #vagueposting
:33 < nepeta list furr the day :33 < bofurr janey aka mew wifey :33 < bofurr every purrson :33 < pitch flirt with mewveryone :33 < pawst a list :33 < pawst about #girlbulge :33 < declare to janey :33 < declare to m33nah :33 < mew furrgot the rest
//just want to poke the pinned and remind you that he is a dickhead. i am a woman in real life. misandry isn't a thing.
ok. fuck. dont do that again. is that a charm thing. WAIT FUCK. >:B
first time i wont bark back to a meow. feel privileged. <:B
Give me more, I want you to call me yours I don't wanna 8e 8ehind you when you wanna shut the door What's the point? Can't talk over all the noise You don't wanna understand me, you just wanna hear my voice. #lyricsposting
(( if you appeared earlier you would've been part of the nepeta hour too. :((
D --> There is nothing funny about the social snafus this could lead to
HOLY FUCK, 1 D1D 1T!!
< PINECONE SUCCESSFULLY DISLODGED FROM MINE ASS BY THE WAY. >
P★rt of the re★son I h★ven't signed with ★ny cueb★lls is bec★use green just re★lly isn't my color.
:33< *the mighty huntress purrs*
H4H4, H4D FUN W4TCH1NG TH4T! TH4NKS FOR COM1NG P33PS WHO D1D. >:]
:33< *the mighty huntress chases mew as mew go offroad mew kick up dust she pounces as the dust clears she is suspended in air ofur a cliff she holds up a sign that says ":33< rats" befure falling*
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.
OK4Y!!!
⚝ [BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT] JADE: Today's "Creation appreciation" is dedicated to -drumroll please- the STARLINGS! //Applause and Cheering can be heard// As one of the first successful synthesized life forms, they're truly something specpial! Not only are they just the CUTEST darn things you ever did see but they are also incredibly friendly! Wouldn't you just love hugging one of these little guys? Maybe even bite them- I mean //Abrupt Cut-off// ENGel: 𝕎𝕖'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕜! [TRANSCRIPT END] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77bd2d5c4798.png ⚝
I guess Rori is determining whether you go to heaven or hell based on your opinion of her ships tonight. Good for her.
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!
OOOOH, WOULD YOU M1ND SH4R1NG SOM3 WH3N TH3Y'R3 DON3? 1'D LOV3 TO TRU3 4LL N4TUR4L L31JON W1N3!!! 4ND, Y34H TH3 C1TY L1F3 1SN'T R34LLY 4LL TH4T GR34T, 1 L1V3 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF 1T 1N 4N 4P4RTM3NT 4ND SOM3T1M3S 1T'S TOO NO1SY!!!! #SUBST4NC3
H11 N3P3T4!! *GC G1V3S 4C 4N 34R SCR1TCH.*
NEW PINNED: a better look at me, i guess it isnt all that important anyhow (( art by my friend Snail! :] https://file.garden/ahm18N556FSwWAgv/IMG_1905.png ))
OK4Y OK4Y!!! 1'LL GO 1'LL GO!! H4H4, TH4NKS THOUGH!
H3Y, SORRY FOR TH3 1N4CT1V1TY! B33N SP3ND1NG 4 LOT OF T1M3 W1TH MY K4RK4T.
having the last name leijon implies you also have a fat ass anD a tight nook #nsfw #funfaCt
𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗦: 89 gold, 79 exp (( verrrry sorry for late reply; see pinned
C4S3Y 4ND 1 4R3 4 JO1NT 3FFORT 1N SH13LD1NG
:33< *the mighty huntress relaxes in a nice hot steaming bath... of radioactive waste*
-=[iff youuudo it too hard its gunna poppp off be careful_☺]=-
:33 < nepeta!
:33< wow a lot of attractive peopurr out here...
TH4NK YOU! 1 SH4LL PUT YOU ON MY SNOOT.
H3Y.... >:9 HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/778843B2423B.PNG #S3LF13
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Hello, [Chittr.ing]! My name is [Looker], I work as a [Fiduspawn Referee Committee Investigladiator]! It's great to be here.
i need these dead by daylight skins s0me0ne is dying
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:33< thats wild!
Of the empty and useless years of the rest, with the rest me intertwined, The question, O me! so sad, recurring—What good amid these, O me, O life? Answer. That you are here—that life exists and identity, That the powerful play goes on, and you may contribute a verse. -Oh me! Oh life!, Walt Whitman #poetryposting #inspiredfromearlier
may your next lover be the reason youve waited and endured for so long
TH4T'S TRU3.
:33< i live on one two thr33 totally real str33t :33< my zipcode is this is a real zip code :33< my mailbox is accross the str33t on actmewally a location lane
If I Posted My Address For Hangout Purposes, Would You All Promise To Be Cool? Not Tolight, Soon Though.
n0stalgia. #stackedsaturday #rankbait #nsfw #nsfwe ((Bad End, though considering its my muse I'd say he's fairly content where he is >.> - Something different this time, crusty old bit of prompt writing from 5 years ago. Very stronk fish, you can go check out their still up tumblr profile for specifics if you dare.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bad99f6b8598.png
Oh..!!! (o . o ❀) I'm sorry... I didn't...mean to distess you... (> . < ❀)
Hi.
xx_uwagagbagagooga_xx
Hmmmmm.
hhhnhhhnhhhn trying sopor withhhn youhhr quhhadmate... youhhr matesprit is tender and sweet, ruhhbbing youhhr shhhnameglobes and kissing thhhne back of youhhr pan stem hhhnhhhn... youhhr moirail offers to massage youhh, sensuhhally caressing youhhr most sensitive spots... youhhr kismesis is quhhick to pin youhh down, shhhnoving a frond down youhhr pants hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhn or maybe youhhre thhhne trip-sitting auhhspistice, watchhhning thhhnis uhhnfuhhrl before youhhr viewsphhhneres, thhhne uhhrge to touhhchhhn youhhrself becoming hhhnarder and hhhnarder to ignore hhhnhhhnhhhn uhhhhhnhhhn #nsfw
[[ Silly nsfw fact about Philox! The tendrils on their nook, are semi prehensile and can "shut" around ones bulge! kind of like a fly trap :3 perfect for frotting.]] #nsfw
I....was meaning....to send this...when the topic...was....relevant...but I got busy.... (u . u ❀) But ehm..... I wanted...to participate... in the...ehm...#pussyposting...? trend...(' o ' ❀) Is that...what it was...? I...forget....(u . u ❀) I....thought this angle was...cute (> o < ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/PHILLUSSY.png #nsfw
nothing beats the intimacy of being silly together.
T4K3 YOUR T1M3, SW33T13! >:]] *GC CONT1NU3S NUZZL1NG!*
*GC R3TURNS TH3 B1G HUG 4ND G3NTLY BONKS H3R FOR3H34D 4G41NST 4C'S!* Y34H! 1F YOU 3V3R W4NT TO W4TCH 4 MOV13 OR SHOW, L3T M3 KNOW.
TH1S 1S WHY YOU'R3 SUCH 4 GOOD FURR13ND TO M3. LOV3 YOU, GRRL! >:*
Sure, I'll rechitt.
*B3C4US3, SORRY YOU GOT M3 PUNN1NG.
FUCK! 1 DON'T KNOW WH4T TO DO FOR 12K KULT, LM4O! 1 4LR34DY M1SS3D TH3 OTH3R TWO M1L3STON3S!!! >XO HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/74B88C5972CD.PNG
yessss an hour long video about shit i dont care aboutttttt
// i am so sorry for vanishing. i needed a mental health break longer than i expected.
if anyone tries to powerscale me i hope all their knowledge of my "feats" or whatever gets replaced by a picture of me eating a pretty good sandwich.
New quest: Find 𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 in the 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙨 (0/4).
(( since im being ominous on main today would you all like me to add tags for potentially paranoia inducing content
Any Blood Is Truly Fine, Aside From That If Needed It Can Be Used More As A Side To A Main Dish If Necessary.
:33< *the mighty huntress crawls back into the first ones lap* :33< meow!
G0nna make my 0wn fight night with blackjack and h00kers #nsfw
Fight night is like vi0lent er0tic dancing but the fighters d0nt even get m0ney thr0wn at them #nsfw
taking #vaguepositng 2 the next level i think [NAME] is so goddamn [ADJECTIVE] which like is far from a controversial take im sure that MOST of yall r thinking it too but like it rlly makes me [VERB] every time
:33< mew guys are epic here on the house :33< *the mighy huntress tosses mew a live rabid feral rat and winks befure walking away*
:33< meow meow meow!!!
0u0 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/d9d55f6c03c9.png
:33< meowing at mew btw if mew even care
IT DOES SUCK. I WILL GLADLY ACCEPT A HELPING HAND THOUGH.
you come into my hive (reply section) and disrespect me? what did i do to deserve this? /lh
Why are so many of the other Heart players like this?
YOU KNOW WHAT, YEAH.
everyone died literally everyone fucking spontaneously combusted man
Love Beam.
You can commit crime you want if you're hot enough. Not a lot of people know that.
// #outglutmasquerade (posting so i can look at the hashtag quickly)
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K--<i am at the masquerade but im fucking scared
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #outglutmasquerade https://msparp.chat/theentrance sorry for the delay--- um. things happened. ]
:33 < purrhaps the real mask purrty is the masks we wear efurryday
CATHOLIC DOC SCRATCH IS GONNA SUCK AND FUCK US?
!!! GONNA START A GROUP FOR FELLOW EXHIBITONISTS !!! ANY OTHER ENTHUSAISTS LIKE ME HIT ME UP!!! #NSFW #TEAMNAKED
:33 < all mew n33d to knyow fellow nep :33 < is that we are nyot chuds
| honestly some of the confessions y'all sending are really fucking funny please never change
(( THE ENDLESS. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-15_165939099.png
(( nooo i don't believe so! it should in a few minutes, i'm just gonna be late overall (unless if i give up on trying to get the end armor helmet) (which is likely)
(( the real reason i'll be late to the masquerade is because i'm playing hypixel skyblock and it is so FUCKING ANNOYING trying to get the whole end armor set
:33 < in the mewd fur a big t-bone steak....
MErry time of the daay to aanyone who celebraates
(( dress WITH pants.... boom
hey 6ood question aCtually, when *is* the masquerade?
>+. ACTUALLY I'VE NEVER SEEN SOUNDING IN A TYPICAL BULGE. WHICH IS SURPRISING FOR ME. WACK I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT SO MUCH. ESPECIALLY WITH A PENCIL AS THE TOOL .+< #nsfw
>+. OH I WAS IMAGINING PUTTING A PENCIL IN .+> >+. NEVERMIND .+< #nsfw
(( SOOO TRUE!!
*sniffles guiltilylike* *is hug* UGHHHH :'(
8=8 > im always hard and long #nsfw
Okay. My GameFAQs Checklist for SGRUB consists of... Set your difficulty to medium... Gotta figure that out. Install SGRUB. Establish a Server/Client Exchange. Open a crutch. Develop a prototype. Ignore the portal in the sky. The boss is in there. --- Fall asleep. Establish an Alpha Male. Play Skylanders. Raise a family of Grubs. --- Go play Chess. Sleep again. Fight the fat guy. --- Then it's just a bunch of keymashing. :)
c< OKay, NOw iM gONNa fucK Off, i Had 2 eNjOy sOMe #MOtHpOstiNg first, but, NOw its wOrK HOurs! aNd alsO KissiNg HOurs, but tHats part Of My jOb, ive decided! >c
:33< horoscope time :33< ♈ mew will m33t a man named mr bed and he will give mew a bottle full of sand :33< ♉ the stars purrdict that tomorrow mew will die :33< ♊ katana joe has it out fur mew beware his dagger :33< ♋ mewre lucky letpurrs are Z N and W :33< ♌ mewre so cute :33< ♍ mew will wake up in mewre bed transfurmed into a bug gregor samsa style :33< ♎ mew will get the high score in billies big bash :33< ♏ the slugs are back :DD :33< ♐ mew should pick up a quick easy fun game... purrhapse campaign fur north afurica? :33< ♑ big squid clawms out of the ground and eats mew NYAT THE WATPURR :33< ♒ taco bell but nyat really that good :33< ♓ unicycle entrapment
:33 < Hmmhmm!! I s33! Purrhaps I'll look into finding some ways to get a little higher ratings to catch their eye...
new da7, new land. land of mazes and (ir(uits. mind land. [atta(hed is a pi(ture of a fantasti(al land. walls, flat and angular, extend to the sk7, forming a (orridor that turns left, out of sight. the walls and floor are (overed in an intri(ate ele(tri(al (ir(uit, some of whi(h are lit up as though powered. one series of ele(tri(al lines meet together at a square of light.] #landwalking
:33 < Did I miss the memo with all my fellow m33's having such a cute little badge?
(°. https://ukrbin.c𖦹m/files/med/17/20240910_152207.jpg --> #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #𖦹rgyiaantiqua .°)
// btw i've raised this guys once as a kid sorry i couldn't not to share this
0rdinarily i would guess sylph 0f time. but this whole thing seems fucked sideways and sketchier than usual s0 who kn0ws.
☀︎ᯓI WiSh aP☆N A StAr tHaT EvErY☆Ne ☆N ThIs pLaTf☆rM Is hAvInG An aMaZiNg dAy ☆R NiGhTᯓ☾
<<"things have been good here! a-at least, they have for me!">>
some of my best hookups have been with people who've had super strong pitch crushes on me. it's really fun seeing someone so mad over how much they love feeling me inside them #nsfw
:33 < i n33d to smother somepawdy with my titties..... #nsfw
-------------------------- 🐾🐾 ♌︎ OOC POST/INFO ♌︎ 🐾🐾--------------------------- Name: Nemean Leijon Age: 14 sweeps. (30 in human.) Trollian Handle: arsenicCatnip [AC] Pronouns: He/They Orientation: Pansexual Polyamorous Relationship status: ❤️: @coralConviviality Height: 5'1" Hair: Messy short mane usually under a beanie.. Has bad hat hair. Eyes: Olive cat-eyes. Build: He has a feminine build, is toned, and quite thick in the thigh and butt areas. ABOUT NEMEAN: He's a fully realized player of Heart but he doesn't know that, He splinters a lot when he sleeps and has POV dreams of other alternates. Has died before, got turned into Fefetasprite and then exploded! He's become his own thing now and realized a lot growing up, Has some memories of Davepetasprite^2 due to his powers. Other than that, He still resides on Alternia! He's Troll Mexican, Kins Jessie Pinkman very hard and he's just here to make friends and grow connections! Also there will be topics of NSFW, DRUGS and VIOLENCE. So follow with caution! ABOUT THE MUN: 30 y/o transmasculine nonbinary Mexican nerd who roleplays too many characters on here! You may know me as: Gojirezi, Aloysi, Kalian, and Bronya! I don't bite! My DMS are open, so feel free to contact me! :)) Nemean also is open to friendships and relationships! -------------------------- --🐾🐾 ♌︎ END OF OOC ♌︎ 🐾🐾-------------------------- References (Credits SICKFIRES & gruelingTonic): https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b0c66b028f2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d096626366a1.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec54ad5086bd.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af443f05a633.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10ff733e020b.png
PUT H1M B4CK 1N J41L.
heCk yeah, 6et yerself all Comfy and sCoot on baCk when ya feel less rou6h about all this stuff. have fun, friend. ^◡^
1'M GO1NG TO G3T SOM3 SN4CKS, 1F SOM3TH1NG H4PP3NS TO G4MZ33 L3T M3 KNOW.
lik3, y3s to all th3 wom3nposting but also lik3 m3n big m3n big pr3tty m3n who sm3ll lik3 popcorn m3n with long hair that I can pull m3n...
0kay im out 0f time. very ironic lunch break. tag is free tw0 use though. always remember the capt0r mott0: big money, big w0men, big fun (some purchase necessary)
:33< *the mighty huntress stares bleary eyed at the dashboard* :33< sorry whats going on again? :33< i spaced out
YOU KNOW WH4T, 1'M GL4D MY 4LTS 4ND 1 4GR33 ON OUR T4ST3S.
yeah! like hu6 my new pal ri6ht here over this here site! ^◡^
:33< two silly kitties dancing the night away
J3GUS FUCK1NG CHR1ST. .... 1'M CONFL1CT3D. #D4SHW4TCH1NG
*HOLDS YOUR FLUFFY C4T P4W CLOS3LY.*
1T'S FUNNY.
I have a confession to make. Sometimes, when I have had a particularly long day, I sit in the oval office and pretend to do important things in order to raise my morale. This includes having minutes-long fake phone calls with absolutely no one. I call it "President Time."
TO B3 HON3ST... 1'M 4 M4SOCH1ST 4ND DON'T BLOCK TH3S3 P3OPL3 CUZ 1T'S FUNNY TO R34D HOW P4TH3T1C TH3Y 4R3.
H3Y! 4T L34ST SOLLUX 1S ST4ND1NG UP FOR US TH1CK WOM3N. >:] DON'T WORRY N3P3T4, W3'LL G3T THROUGH TH1S.
#thickerthursday cant hear pe0ple bitching in your sp0ngeclots with tw0 pillows wrapped ar0und them. #nsfw #suggestive https://64.media.tumblr.com/df52035ebb7c9f48e89277bc920f8a08/ec333c7d22644753-0c/s1280x1920/f483c1094d0da97fa5183ccf4a0187bdbfad2074.png
:33< funny kitty dance
1'M 4 CHUBBY WOM4N 4ND 1 G3T MOR3 NOOK 4ND BULG3 TH4N TH4T M4N. >:] #NSFW
6osh if i don't know the feelin' all too well. just tryin' to avoid it before it makes my stomaCh turn a6ain. bless ya plenty. ^◡^ [ph 6ives aC a 6reat bi6 darn ol' hu66in'! 6ood meowbeast, best friend.]
1 C4N ONLY FOCUS ON SO M4NY TH1NGS!!!
yeah you're ri6ht, absolutely. t'be fair i didn't know they were still 6oin', i bloCked 'em shortly after. just the aftershoCks i'm dealin' with. you're a blessin' either way, friend.
apparently i have tw0 speed up #thickerthursday despite my schedule
🥛you Got It!🐄
STANDING BY FOR THE IMPENDING SMOLDERING NEON CRATER I'M ABOUT TO SEE ON THE NEWS, TONIGHT.
xx_CHCOHW_HAS_FOUDNM_SOMEFING_TO_DO_xx
🥛opening Up A Milkshake Stand At The Fight Later. Any Requests?🐄
X So Florid suggested a anon compliment thing but I have a better idea. Lets just straight up start complimenting ppl like this: @belladonnaAuxiliary ur pretty and lovable as fuck @abjectDetermination ur the chillest motherfucker I have ever met @totesGruesome ur the coolest human I know @emotionalCorpse ur sense of fashion is awesome x
theres enough variance for me to believe a few turned out not like that.
i feel sorry for the rare normal cronus. because my god these ones.
what if I open a little anonymous confessions just to anonymously say a nice thing a8out another user. lets spread some positivity after the Vile Cronus Encounter last light
OH BROTH3R, MR. F4TPHOB1C OV3R H3R3. NO WOND3R H3 G3TS NO NOOK. #D4SHW4TCH1NG
In honor of #yuriday and to continue more #poetryposting, here's an excerpt of Sappho's writings. He seems to me equal to gods that man whoever he is who opposite you sits and listens close to your sweet speaking and lovely laughing—oh it puts the heart in my chest on wings for when I look at you, even a moment, no speaking is left in me no: tongue breaks and thin fire is racing under skin and in eyes no sight and drumming fills ears and cold sweat holds me and shaking grips me all, greener than grass I am and dead—or almost I seem to me.
IT’S OK NEP MEWL GET IT NEXT TIME.. THAT’S IT THAT’S THE ONE AND ONLY TIME I’LL DO THAT. MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN AND I’M GOING TO THROW MYSELF FULL FORCE AT DAVE’S SWORD. #SELFHARM #BODYHORROR
“Oh no I think I missed YuriHour—“ BEHOLD! #YURIDAY!
arf arf ! :)))
#YuriHour is over but perhaps… #YuriDay has just begun?
bark! (affectionately) :)
fuck cats >:(
c< My dMs are very OpeN duriNg #yuriHOur because i will always be Here 2 Kiss/dOOtHerstuffwitH/2 wOMeN! #suggestive #Nsfw if yOu squiNt >c
as much of a non-cat person as i am for #yurihour let's make love not war
c< saMe! >c
I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO REACH OUT TO THE WOMEN POSTING IN #YURIHOUR IF YOU FIND YOURSELF YEARNING AT THIS TIME.
Yo+u lucky bastard.
#BASED
mEoW HoNk? mEoW HoNk! :o3 mEoW BaCk pAlEbRo!
tHiS YoU BrO? :O3 HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/88366C182662.PnG
*gp pounces back tackling into ac growling rabidly*
:O3 yEaH FuCk wItH ThIs KiTtIeS CaN HoNk tOo! hOnK :o3
OOC rules for the Masquerade! #outglutmasquerade https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ooc.png
ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN NEP.
I HAVE. THR0UGH TIME TRAVEL AND HIDING IN THE WALLS. ATTAINED THE L0YALTY 0F A RAT H0RDE.
Would You Think I Was Weird If I " Bit " You To Bump Our Dm? I Am Only Asking Because I've Already Done This To The Trolls I Like A Lot Multiple Times. Somehow I Am Only Now Considering The Possibility That It Might Be Strange.
always remember with t0xic women - if y0u eat her out and y0u die she's pois0nous, if she sucks y0u off and y0u die she's venomous. in either situati0n you're weak. #nsfw
:33< "what have mew b33n doing all day shitpeta?" :33< oh just sorting purrtend books in a fake library fur a fake pizza purrty
IM SORRYYYYY ok ill draw it tonight ;'(
oh my god i forgot to draw my fursona. after i promised shitpeta an everythin too.
Ju2t k33p an 3y3 out in th3 f33d tomorrow w3 po2t about it 3arly 3v3ning lat3 aft3rnoon i2h P2T
the hosts are @abjectDetermination and @mercurialGeloscopy theyll post the deets tomorrow evening i think
the hive of one sedrek zalath and its environs. it’s on a bea(h
is it cringe to Make a beastsona
What is the androgynous forM of yaoi/yuri if thre isnt a trM for it i Wanna call it yaori
lsten i supprot the fistin postin or ig antifistin postin we gotta start more diskhorse liek tht #nsfw
#YURIWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c< yOu aNd Me bOtH! >c
K--<i told you i dont play when it comes to yuri
K--<IM SORRY IM SORRY I DIDNT SEND THE INVITE LINK HERES THE REAL ONE https://hyperbeam.com/i/ZHLAtl-I
Your comment is legally binding hate to break it too you
wut if teh moon is actulee jus a reely big ol cheeze wheel??? :0
> :) 1s m1ldly 0m1n0us and =) feels l1ke an act1ve threat
FUCK. I GOT TO 10K KULT WITHOUT NOTICING. Idowhat the mostliked comment says.
:33< *the mighty huntress does a silly little dance making her bells jingle*
:33< big agr33!
reel as fuck
:33< thick thighs save lives :33< h33h33h33 :33< #nsfw
:33< h33h33 i know i was kitten!
Sig)+|. )+|ow is everyones nig)+|ʇ?
HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/33DC6C67B299.PNG #S3LF13 ? #3D1TS
:33< yes im a girl :33< yes im a purrfurt :33< we exist get ofur it :33< #nsfw
@arsenicCatnaps (A faintly glowing cloud of green smoke solidifies into breakfast for today- cheddar cheese omelette with strips of back bacon weaved into some regular bacon. It is peppered [hah] with red and green diced pepper, little bits of tomato, and comes with a glass of orange juice on the side.)
like this post for breakfast.
is everyone excited for jade june and jade july soon? :D
i will get a $2 tatt00 0f a w0rking r0bert d0wney jr deepfake. #megid0p0sting
4NYT1M3 FOR 4 LOV3LY K1TT3N L1K3 M3W. >;]
OH!!! MY!! YOU'R3 V3RY B34UT1FUL. >:]
Jerking off my WhatsCock right now. #nsfw
ii am beiing actiively forced two take a few day2 off, 2o ii am takiing a few day2 off. ii'll al2o get 50 caeger2 out of iit iif ii do. :/
I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M GETTING LOCKED OUT OF, BUT MUCH LIKE A FUCKING MEOW EAST, I AM SCREAMING AT THE DOOR LOUDLY AT 3 AM BECAUSE YOU WANT SOME FUCKING SLEEP. TOO BAD I'M HUNGRY LET ME IN.
:33< it says 158 peopurr are online right nyow... :33< is it just meow or does it nyat really f33l like it? :33< hellooooooooo
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
:33< aye aye captain!
YOU KNOW 1 4PPR3C14T3 MY P4RTN3RS 4 WHOL3 TON. 1'M GL4D TO H4V3 TH3M. <3
((ill make a mxrp chatroom in like 2-3 hours when i get off work
0kay every0ne prepare y0ur witchiest 0f garbs!!! Screaming ar0und a b0nfire event c0ming later t0night
:33< thinking about girls and kissing girls and #girlbulge and hugging girls and.... :33< #nsfw :33< mew get the point
1T'S OK4Y! 1'D R4TH3R H3 R3ST.
TH3Y'R3 PR3TTY FUN TO R3W4TCH!
:33< yep :DD
GO1NG TO W4TCH ST4R W4RS TOD4Y W1TH MY K4RK4T.. SO 1'LL PROB4BLY B3 OFFL1N3 FOR 4 WH1L3.
*GC L3TS OUT 4 PURR1NG NO1S3 TH4T DR4GONS S33M TO M4K3.* TH4NKS, 1'M JUST GONN4 CH1LL 4ND W4TCH ST4R W4RS OR SOM3TH1NG TOD4Y. >:]
[MM] is now Online awake, alive and alight
(( owo)!!
GODDAMN INEXPLICABLE DYNAMITE. I’M FINE, BUT NOW MY SCARS ITCH *AND* STING.
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG FUNNY 4ND S1LLY.. 1DK 1'M NOT F33L1NG TH3 WH1MSY TOD4Y, SORRY G4NG. 1'LL 3V3NTU4LLY F33L B3TT3R 4ND 1'LL G3T B4CK TO MY STUP1D 4SS S3LF.
:33< have fun then :DD
:33< ten billion years torture dungeon!
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I HAVE ARMED THE SALAMANDER WITH A TOMMYGUN.
you encounter another person within the maze. you have never seen another person within the maze. you see them from behind and can't tell if you're looking at yourself or not.
MOD MESSAGE ((We have a minecraft server now! Check the discord for it!))
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CULTURE-STARVED, BULGE-WRINGING, HIVEBOUND DEGENERATES. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, SPEAKING. I AM ISSUING MY INAUGURAL FIRST SALVO. MY FIRST NUCLEAR STRIKE. MY FIRST PREMEDITATED OPENING MOVE ON THE CHESSBOARD OF THE SAD AND MAD MEDIUM OF THE SHARED CINEMATIC LOUNGEPLANK RUMPUS. YES. THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A #WATCHPARTY. FOR THOSE WITH THE GLOBES TO EAT WHATEVER SLOP I FEED THEM WITH THE SOLE MOTE OF FAITH THAT I HAVE GOOD ENOUGH TASTE TO MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE, I INVITE YOU TO JOIN: THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC AND JUST TO SPITE @ARSENICCATNAPS, WHO HAD THE UNMITIGATED *GUMPTION* TO QUESTION MY TASTE IN IMMACULATE ROMANCE FILMS, I'M OPENING TONIGHT WITH A PERSONAL FAVORITE. ANYONE WHO HASN'T HIT THE CUPE YET IS MORE THAN WELCOME TO JOIN FOR: THREE THOUSAND SWEEPS OF LONGING. BE THERE. OR DON'T. FUCK YOU. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/JXCXQLUM
:33< local purrfurt shitpeta thinks about #girlbulge some more :33< "i just think its neat" she says omitting the fur truth :33< #nsfw
#birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1b3616597f39.png
WOULD 4NYON3 W4NN4 W4TCH HOW TO TR41N YOUR DR4GON?
Trollbama the Grateful.
Jeff the Would Refill the Britta Btw.
welp... a deal's a deal! (＠＾◡＾) https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/saraTitsDONEREAL.png // credits to @lilShitpeta for the 2am art assistance #nsfw
heheh
D --> This is not aided by the fact I have very big fingers that while de%trous often press the wrong keys
Classic #strider antics. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5bcef2ecc57f.png
D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
Alright. Who can procure me an Imperial Drone? I know one of you has one. No questioned asked, 5k caegar reward. Send Chitt.
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LEARNT MANY SWEAR WORDS. DAMN. CRAP. FCK.
look at him bby! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae98d88704eb.jpg
:33< being horny (girl) is the best!!! :33< mew guys gotta try this!!! :33< #nsfw
culling mmmmyself in front of mmmmy cowwwworkers not because it'll change their lives in any mmmmeaningful capacity but because it'll annoy everyone wwwwho wwwwanted to off mmmme themmmmselves #suicide
He gives off service/power bottom vibes
:33< being cute is a choice! :33< choose to be cute and mew will be!!!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [WIFI 0UTAGE.] © SBURB 2009
>([if you aint masturbatin to me i can only assume youre masturbatin against me #nsfw]
as a 40k kult celebration i will post a photo of me doing whatever the most liked suggestion is in the replies go!
:33< we looooove being a cr33p
you can request them by DM. I only do them consensually. there are few requisite questions.
I apologize for my behavior. I have since calmed down, and I am glad to see a cure for the virus has been found. My apologies, my dear constituents.
hhh trying to figure out things uhm, for managing the page Ask me anything in the interim! more reviews coming soon.
fat ass and wide shoulders, huge pecs, grabbable waist
:33< mews so sw33tly mew furget all about the fact i took mewr wallet mere meowments ago
:33< theyre open fur more btw
hope it's not ∆ minor th∆t's ∆g∆inst site rules
:33< chowdah mew gotta go to the cave!
ough im noticng his peeprs too #NSFW ithink
((Whose doing missingno and can I join
yes it is a very fun game where you go to your nearby forest and find eight of my pages and win a prize at the end
Okay, everyone! The first Literature Club "meeting" will be either later today or tomorrow, but right now I'm letting you all know to starting getting your poems ready! When the time comes, I'll make another "meeting" post where people are to share their first poem. Anyone is free to share, even if you aren't "part of the club," because honestly, what does that even mean right now anyway? 😅 The submission of your first poem will be considered your request to join if you haven't talked with me about it already. I look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with! Happy writing! ^^ #LiteratureClub
ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS I WILL SAY ABOUT EARTH-C IS THAT YOU CAN WATCH THE RAIN AND JUST KIND OF APPRECIATE IT FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IT IS WITHOUT WORRYING THAT YOU FORGOT TO REPLACE YOUR ACID-REPELLENT ROOF FORMULA AND THUS HAVE TO DEAL WITH A GAPING FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR HIVE COME TOMORROW EVENING. ITS JUST KIND OF PRETTY, AND IT SOUNDS NICE. GOOD FOR SLEEPING.
((OOC post because Deadshot will literally never post a selfie unprompted and even then it's gonna be tough, but I still really like this old drawing I did of him so i show you here tw for #violence https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/101444720_kxi6PJwWjaA5YA2.png )
// as the night winds down... i will draw Bro's ass. #nsfw
Does Anyone Remember Troll Donkey Conga For The Nintendon Gameblock Or Am I The Only One Who Drove My Lusus Insane With Plastic Bongos
FOR THE LOVE OF GOG.
It is imperative you finish your tasks in Among Us, even after you die.
((looks like the invite link expired after a week. here's a permanent one! https://discord.gg/F8eCrTxsfv
((not certain, ill shoot you a link if you want one tho!
ᯓᡣ𐭩 /ᐠ - ˕ -マ ノ 乀( J し) < H33H33! I CHANGED MY DREAMBUBBLE TO ACTUALLY BE MY HIVE AND ITS SOOO CUTE! :3 ABSOLUTELY PURRFECT
Probably opening among us in a minute here. Will post the code again.
all nepetas go to heaven
It’s psychological horror to YOU. To me it’s a romcom.
THANKS, NEPETA.
i'm 0ut here biting pe0ple giving them rabies. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
We should always strive to be the issue. #TheWitchReturns
when im bored asf dirk lets me scroll thru grindr and send threats
TO WHOEVER GREY HOUSE EMPLOYEE ATE ALL MY CHIPS AND PROCEEDED TO PUT THE EMPTY BAG BACK ONTO THE SHELF: Count your fucking days.
you can edit your post to add a working link, so it's not a big problem or anything!
:33 < i for one enjoy all of the aradias and aradia adjacent trolls flooding the site with posts!! :33 < :llc :33 < :DDc ! :33 < meureka!! okay i got a great idea :33 < we had eridans special w33k trending and everyone was happy then… :33 < so i will make all you aradias and stuff happy in return! :33 < how about we get #meowgidoday trending?! :33 < thatll make em smile like this: 833 :33 < get it? :33 < for they adore using zeros for their eye emoticons and :33 < aw heck i bet my smart followers got it X33
i believe in y0u.
:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow
:33< we all remempurr that im the og little fureak weirdo nepeta :33< who else would efur be like this?
+photoshopping clothes on everyone's nudes and the outfits are gonna b ugly asf
he/him tiddies n their big n bouncy n spillin out of a tank top thts wayyyy too small fr them n he aint wearin a bra so u cn totally see his nippls thru the fabric #nsfw btw gender is a construct
:33 < if mew efurr think mewr alone :33 < listen fur purring and purray mew can run fast
gog you guys are horny today huh? well same here lol ;p here's some more bulge to hopefully clench some of that thirst!! it's open for everyone who wants a feel ;) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5980.jpeg
:33< i wouldnt say nya to that
probably liiiiiike uhhhh... somewhere around 300 to 320 kelvin! people say she ranges from pretty hot to outright burning so, thats my guess!
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I'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am blus)(ing profusely and am refusing to engage any furt)(er 3X( furt)(er. Not t)(e pun fur- fluke
My fellow Chittrs, we have beheld an intense and Damning battle for the Freedom of all our co-posters, And i believe it's time to usher in the Evening Presidency with a Song Sitdown with your Favorite Bush. https://open.spotify.com/track/1k2pQc5i348DCHwbn5KTdc?si=X-_UDc_cQYmkh4wArtWzHA This song, I belive, exemplifies the spirit of these United Hives, who has not heard the call of the Pink Hoofbeast Club, despite the decries of your Lusus. I believe that tonight, We are all pink hoofbeasts, dancing at the club. -Your Faithful Servant, Troll GWB
// drunk roy stop wanting papa john's it's 10:30ish and stormy. (Inflicts my muses with my status effects) #substance
That t¿me of the day then? Better p?t o?t a l¿ne then lol. pspspspspsps here hott¿es w¿th d¿sorders pspspspsps ¿ prom¿se to be very n¿ce and take good care of yo? and def¿n¿tely not screw w¿th yo?r head even more pspspsps. Oh, also my b?lge ¿s mass¿ve or whatever. There, that o?ghta c¿nch ¿t #nsfw
:33< hell yeah
:33< this is the story of a cat named shitpeta :33< shitpeta spent all day efurry day chitting absomewt bullshit
I M--------EAN!!!!!!!! Y-EA)(! I GU--------ESS!
GOOD )(-EAV----ENS! N-EP-ETA!!!! T)(-EY'R-E D-ESCRIBING V-ERY NSFW T)(INGS ON )(-ER-E!!!!!!!!
8=D < Neigh.
>=>}#casinonight Here In The Lounge With Atlas!!! Or Uh @obliqueselenophile. Enjoying The Tea And CCompany, May Tonight Go On Forever! https://file.garden/adr2oz6hmw6ehcpu/casino%20night%20selfie%20with%20atlas.png -9-
THIS MAN IS THREATENING THE BELOVED BIT THAT IS #DRIPTIPS! #DRIPTIPNATION WILL NOT LIKE THIS AND #DIRPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION WILL LIKE THAT LESS THAN THE OTHERS! YOU HAVE TO BE KIND TO DRIP TIP NATION IN THESE TRYING TIMES! KINDNESS IS THE ONLY WAY!
:33< im gonna blow up a wallmart!!!
:33< so meowghty and so strong we can break meowntians with our bare paws and claws!!!
tHAT IS MAYBE FOR THE BEST, tHANK YOU, nEPETA,
:33< the leijon legion is meowghty
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
:33< thank mew fur mewre attendance nepetpaw!
:33< mew may be weak nyow but mew will get strongpurr!!! :33< one day evne the mighty vinegar will be weaksauce fur mew!!!
They simply do not count. That's zero drunk cigarettes as far as I'm concerned.
((Hi for the record unless someone volunteers (not pressuring or obligating just noting) it will probably be a minute before any Damara/Handmaid from this Doc’s timeline shows up, later tonight at earliest and tomorrow at latest. this was fun thank you all for bullying me <3
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Dear Chitters, It has come to my attention that a member of our congregation has been Denined the right to Chit with us, and it is a shame rhat our current Bunker Resident has been silent about it. This will be a day that lives in Infamy for our fledgling site, a Blatant disregard of the Chitter user's protected speech. In retaliation, I have called a group of extremely talented and Brave interna together to enact a plan in freeing the user, A Boeing 747 is currently Enroute to the Cueballs home, with more to follow if he does not Comply. -From the Second, not as cool Presidential Bunker, Troll GWB. #letherchit #FreedomForAll #9/11 Part 2
yknow what ill take it i am a lava lamp
I MEAN 22 FEMBOYS BRED, ID ANYTHING I'M HELPING THEIR SPECIES
its cool h∆ving the option for ∆ll these feeds but im simply too committed to the everything grind
// I am working on art requests, btw, I forgot my bestie's birthday was the 11th, BUT I can share awesome news I already shared elsewhere My best friend graduated from college at 29, with her doctorate in law! She passed the bar and can legally practice in some states in the US! I AM so proud of her!!!
(=🝦 ﻌ 🝦=) < FUCKKKKKKKKK NOW I EXTRA CAN'T HEAR SHIT!!!
I LOVE!!!!!!!!!! MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u are literally tha most precious thing ive ever seen n i would kill 4 u i hope u know that nep sweetie well have lotsa fun :)
(๑╹Ω╹๑ ) < I SHOULD JUST DO IT. ITS SO FUNNN!!!
(*^Ω^*) < UGHHH!!! I WANT TO SHIP MYSELF BUT IT F33LS SO BIASED! BECLAWS OF COURSE I WANT ME WITH EVFURRYONE!
aaa perfect! i played drums a few times but my coordination is... weak. @-@
:33 < if mew think about it fur a moment
MY BULGE SHRIVELED UP READING THIS DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF A CHIT. YOU ARE REPULSIVE IN EVERY MANNER POSSIBLE. FUCKING. DIE.
:33 < anofurr me!!
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO A FMC BECAUSE ALL I FEEL LIKE DOING IS CULLING. #VIOLENCE
i am in a mood unfortunately ._. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aef92c94d8f5.jpg
:33 < thank mew, nepeta!! mew pawre smart!
:33 < i can show off my midriff! and then if they want meowre get them wanting it and tell them to donate to my slaypal!!! >:33 #nsfw ish
I'M KIND OF EXCITED FOR URBAN EXPLORATION. I'VE PROBABLY OVER PREPARED FOR IT.
I suggest chamo+mile. That's what I'm drinking right no+w, anyway.
is it ethical 2 hit on a dilf if he jst joined the site