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D --> This is not aided by the fact I have very big fingers that while de%trous often press the wrong keys
Classic #strider antics. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5bcef2ecc57f.png
D --> Can I confess something D --> I can't read my own te%t when I'm typing which makes it really hard to know if I made typos
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
Alright. Who can procure me an Imperial Drone? I know one of you has one. No questioned asked, 5k caegar reward. Send Chitt.
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LEARNT MANY SWEAR WORDS. DAMN. CRAP. FCK.
look at him bby! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae98d88704eb.jpg
:33< being horny (girl) is the best!!! :33< mew guys gotta try this!!! :33< #nsfw
culling mmmmyself in front of mmmmy cowwwworkers not because it'll change their lives in any mmmmeaningful capacity but because it'll annoy everyone wwwwho wwwwanted to off mmmme themmmmselves #suicide
He gives off service/power bottom vibes
:33< being cute is a choice! :33< choose to be cute and mew will be!!!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? [WIFI 0UTAGE.] © SBURB 2009
>([if you aint masturbatin to me i can only assume youre masturbatin against me #nsfw]
as a 40k kult celebration i will post a photo of me doing whatever the most liked suggestion is in the replies go!
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ whale orcay anywaves virus asideeeee 20 minute warning on the partyyyyy x) you can shoal up late ofc, but you might miss the initial gartic phone game howeverrrrrr, depending on how long the game takes, we might play multiple rounds be there oar be square!!! x* kisskiss ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
you can request them by DM. I only do them consensually. there are few requisite questions.
I apologize for my behavior. I have since calmed down, and I am glad to see a cure for the virus has been found. My apologies, my dear constituents.
hhh trying to figure out things uhm, for managing the page Ask me anything in the interim! more reviews coming soon.
fat ass and wide shoulders, huge pecs, grabbable waist
:33< mews so sw33tly mew furget all about the fact i took mewr wallet mere meowments ago
:33< theyre open fur more btw
hope it's not ∆ minor th∆t's ∆g∆inst site rules
:33< chowdah mew gotta go to the cave!
ough im noticng his peeprs too #NSFW ithink
((Whose doing missingno and can I join
yes it is a very fun game where you go to your nearby forest and find eight of my pages and win a prize at the end
Okay, everyone! The first Literature Club "meeting" will be either later today or tomorrow, but right now I'm letting you all know to starting getting your poems ready! When the time comes, I'll make another "meeting" post where people are to share their first poem. Anyone is free to share, even if you aren't "part of the club," because honestly, what does that even mean right now anyway? 😅 The submission of your first poem will be considered your request to join if you haven't talked with me about it already. I look forward to seeing what everyone comes up with! Happy writing! ^^ #LiteratureClub
ONE OF THE GOOD THINGS I WILL SAY ABOUT EARTH-C IS THAT YOU CAN WATCH THE RAIN AND JUST KIND OF APPRECIATE IT FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IT IS WITHOUT WORRYING THAT YOU FORGOT TO REPLACE YOUR ACID-REPELLENT ROOF FORMULA AND THUS HAVE TO DEAL WITH A GAPING FUCKING HOLE IN YOUR HIVE COME TOMORROW EVENING. ITS JUST KIND OF PRETTY, AND IT SOUNDS NICE. GOOD FOR SLEEPING.
((OOC post because Deadshot will literally never post a selfie unprompted and even then it's gonna be tough, but I still really like this old drawing I did of him so i show you here tw for #violence https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/101444720_kxi6PJwWjaA5YA2.png )
// as the night winds down... i will draw Bro's ass. #nsfw
Does Anyone Remember Troll Donkey Conga For The Nintendon Gameblock Or Am I The Only One Who Drove My Lusus Insane With Plastic Bongos
FOR THE LOVE OF GOG.
It is imperative you finish your tasks in Among Us, even after you die.
((looks like the invite link expired after a week. here's a permanent one! https://discord.gg/F8eCrTxsfv
((not certain, ill shoot you a link if you want one tho!
ᯓᡣ𐭩 /ᐠ - ˕ -マ ノ 乀( J し) < H33H33! I CHANGED MY DREAMBUBBLE TO ACTUALLY BE MY HIVE AND ITS SOOO CUTE! :3 ABSOLUTELY PURRFECT
Probably opening among us in a minute here. Will post the code again.
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all nepetas go to heaven
It’s psychological horror to YOU. To me it’s a romcom.
i'm 0ut here biting pe0ple giving them rabies. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
[|87 :: What ;f they are f;ght;n *wh;le* they k;ss?
We should always strive to be the issue. #TheWitchReturns
when im bored asf dirk lets me scroll thru grindr and send threats
TO WHOEVER GREY HOUSE EMPLOYEE ATE ALL MY CHIPS AND PROCEEDED TO PUT THE EMPTY BAG BACK ONTO THE SHELF: Count your fucking days.
you can edit your post to add a working link, so it's not a big problem or anything!
:33 < i for one enjoy all of the aradias and aradia adjacent trolls flooding the site with posts!! :33 < :llc :33 < :DDc ! :33 < meureka!! okay i got a great idea :33 < we had eridans special w33k trending and everyone was happy then… :33 < so i will make all you aradias and stuff happy in return! :33 < how about we get #meowgidoday trending?! :33 < thatll make em smile like this: 833 :33 < get it? :33 < for they adore using zeros for their eye emoticons and :33 < aw heck i bet my smart followers got it X33
i believe in y0u.
:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow
:33< we all remempurr that im the og little fureak weirdo nepeta :33< who else would efur be like this?
+photoshopping clothes on everyone's nudes and the outfits are gonna b ugly asf
he/him tiddies n their big n bouncy n spillin out of a tank top thts wayyyy too small fr them n he aint wearin a bra so u cn totally see his nippls thru the fabric #nsfw btw gender is a construct
:33 < if mew efurr think mewr alone :33 < listen fur purring and purray mew can run fast
gog you guys are horny today huh? well same here lol ;p here's some more bulge to hopefully clench some of that thirst!! it's open for everyone who wants a feel ;) #nsfw https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5980.jpeg
probably liiiiiike uhhhh... somewhere around 300 to 320 kelvin! people say she ranges from pretty hot to outright burning so, thats my guess!
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I'LL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am blus)(ing profusely and am refusing to engage any furt)(er 3X( furt)(er. Not t)(e pun fur- fluke
My fellow Chittrs, we have beheld an intense and Damning battle for the Freedom of all our co-posters, And i believe it's time to usher in the Evening Presidency with a Song Sitdown with your Favorite Bush. https://open.spotify.com/track/1k2pQc5i348DCHwbn5KTdc?si=X-_UDc_cQYmkh4wArtWzHA This song, I belive, exemplifies the spirit of these United Hives, who has not heard the call of the Pink Hoofbeast Club, despite the decries of your Lusus. I believe that tonight, We are all pink hoofbeasts, dancing at the club. -Your Faithful Servant, Troll GWB
// drunk roy stop wanting papa john's it's 10:30ish and stormy. (Inflicts my muses with my status effects) #substance
That t¿me of the day then? Better p?t o?t a l¿ne then lol. pspspspspsps here hott¿es w¿th d¿sorders pspspspsps ¿ prom¿se to be very n¿ce and take good care of yo? and def¿n¿tely not screw w¿th yo?r head even more pspspsps. Oh, also my b?lge ¿s mass¿ve or whatever. There, that o?ghta c¿nch ¿t #nsfw
:33< this is the story of a cat named shitpeta :33< shitpeta spent all day efurry day chitting absomewt bullshit
I M--------EAN!!!!!!!! Y-EA)(! I GU--------ESS!
GOOD )(-EAV----ENS! N-EP-ETA!!!! T)(-EY'R-E D-ESCRIBING V-ERY NSFW T)(INGS ON )(-ER-E!!!!!!!!
8=D < Neigh.
>=>}#casinonight Here In The Lounge With Atlas!!! Or Uh @obliqueselenophile. Enjoying The Tea And CCompany, May Tonight Go On Forever! https://file.garden/adr2oz6hmw6ehcpu/casino%20night%20selfie%20with%20atlas.png -9-
THIS MAN IS THREATENING THE BELOVED BIT THAT IS #DRIPTIPS! #DRIPTIPNATION WILL NOT LIKE THIS AND #DIRPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION WILL LIKE THAT LESS THAN THE OTHERS! YOU HAVE TO BE KIND TO DRIP TIP NATION IN THESE TRYING TIMES! KINDNESS IS THE ONLY WAY!
:33< im gonna blow up a wallmart!!!
:33< so meowghty and so strong we can break meowntians with our bare paws and claws!!!
tHAT IS MAYBE FOR THE BEST, tHANK YOU, nEPETA,
:33< the leijon legion is meowghty
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. I’M G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
:33< thank mew fur mewre attendance nepetpaw!
:33< mew may be weak nyow but mew will get strongpurr!!! :33< one day evne the mighty vinegar will be weaksauce fur mew!!!
They simply do not count. That's zero drunk cigarettes as far as I'm concerned.
((Hi for the record unless someone volunteers (not pressuring or obligating just noting) it will probably be a minute before any Damara/Handmaid from this Doc’s timeline shows up, later tonight at earliest and tomorrow at latest. this was fun thank you all for bullying me <3
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Dear Chitters, It has come to my attention that a member of our congregation has been Denined the right to Chit with us, and it is a shame rhat our current Bunker Resident has been silent about it. This will be a day that lives in Infamy for our fledgling site, a Blatant disregard of the Chitter user's protected speech. In retaliation, I have called a group of extremely talented and Brave interna together to enact a plan in freeing the user, A Boeing 747 is currently Enroute to the Cueballs home, with more to follow if he does not Comply. -From the Second, not as cool Presidential Bunker, Troll GWB. #letherchit #FreedomForAll #9/11 Part 2
yknow what ill take it i am a lava lamp
I MEAN 22 FEMBOYS BRED, ID ANYTHING I'M HELPING THEIR SPECIES
its cool h∆ving the option for ∆ll these feeds but im simply too committed to the everything grind
// I am working on art requests, btw, I forgot my bestie's birthday was the 11th, BUT I can share awesome news I already shared elsewhere My best friend graduated from college at 29, with her doctorate in law! She passed the bar and can legally practice in some states in the US! I AM so proud of her!!!
(=🝦 ﻌ 🝦=) < FUCKKKKKKKKK NOW I EXTRA CAN'T HEAR SHIT!!!
I LOVE!!!!!!!!!! MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(( if this post hits twenty of any one interaction i will make my homestuck day confession
u are literally tha most precious thing ive ever seen n i would kill 4 u i hope u know that nep sweetie well have lotsa fun :)
(๑╹Ω╹๑ ) < I SHOULD JUST DO IT. ITS SO FUNNN!!!
(*^Ω^*) < UGHHH!!! I WANT TO SHIP MYSELF BUT IT F33LS SO BIASED! BECLAWS OF COURSE I WANT ME WITH EVFURRYONE!
aaa perfect! i played drums a few times but my coordination is... weak. @-@
:33 < if mew think about it fur a moment
MY BULGE SHRIVELED UP READING THIS DISGUSTING EXCUSE OF A CHIT. YOU ARE REPULSIVE IN EVERY MANNER POSSIBLE. FUCKING. DIE.
:33 < anofurr me!!
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO A FMC BECAUSE ALL I FEEL LIKE DOING IS CULLING. #VIOLENCE
i am in a mood unfortunately ._. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aef92c94d8f5.jpg
:33 < thank mew, nepeta!! mew pawre smart!
:33 < i can show off my midriff! and then if they want meowre get them wanting it and tell them to donate to my slaypal!!! >:33 #nsfw ish
I'M KIND OF EXCITED FOR URBAN EXPLORATION. I'VE PROBABLY OVER PREPARED FOR IT.
I suggest chamo+mile. That's what I'm drinking right no+w, anyway.
is it ethical 2 hit on a dilf if he jst joined the site