๐ Nepeta Leijon ๐
@arsenicCatnaps
:33< *ac stretches out in the moonlight, a curious glimmer in her eye* --- DMS are always open IC and OOC :33!!!
:33< evefurry one n33ds to get more silly and whimsical meow!!!
I am working on it, boss. [ Posted from Veery's NeuroLink Comms Unit! Message label: #uphillbattle #createdtobeanedgelord #livingtobesillier ]
:33< *ac ch33rs yeaaaahhh at ns*
y dos tequila make me honry #suggestive
:33< its made from gr33n
:33< mew want help with that ;33c :33< #nsfw #suggestive
:33< yeah :33< i mean us olives are like that fur a reason
:33< case in point
:33< #yourpost
I'M GOING TO CLOSE UP THE EVIDENTLY *GUSHING* TAP OF TORRENTIAL, PUSHERFELT *SAP* I'VE BEEN DISPENSING ALL DAY WITH THIS CHITT, JUST TO SAY ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I CRAWL INTO MY CUPE AND DROWN MYSELF FACE-FIRST IN SOPOR. THANKS, EVERYONE. @caligulasAquarium. @gutsyGumshoe. @lejayjaY. @arachnidsGrip#9137. @arsenicCatnaps. @bummelBoogie. @pliableDecadence. @centaursPeripherals. SAME FUCKING GUY, @carcinoGeneticist#4881. AND YES, EVEN MY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS COWORKERS, @taciturnTerror AND @handMaid. AND OBVIOUSLY MORE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO DREDGE UP EVERY SINGLE FUCKWIT WHO SAID FOUR WORDS TO ME, TODAY. BUT SOME OF YOU WENT OUT ON A FROND AND MADE AN EFFORT. AND THAT SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING, WHEN YOU'RE THIS FAR OUT FROM THE DAMN SPAWN POINT. I HAVE TO ADMIT IT. IT'S BEEN A GOOD WRIGGLING DAY. I THINK I'LL REMEMBER THIS ONE. "SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT."
:33< *ac blows a big kiss and waves good light!*
TURNING ANOTHER SWEEP OLDER DOESN'T REALLY FEEL LIKE IT MATTERS ALL THAT MUCH, ANYMORE. NOT WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY SPENT TWELVE SWEEPS IN ANCIENT EAST ALTERNIA REALIZING THAT YOU'RE MORE OR LESS TIME-LOCKED INTO THE AGE YOU WERE WHEN YOU WERE CEREBRALLY COERCED INTO SIGNING YOUR FUCKING FAUSTIAN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT. THAT UNINTENDED LITTLE ROMP, IN ADDITION TO LANDING ME ON TIME ROACH EXTERMINATION DUTY, ALSO HAPPENED TO PAD OUT MY RESUMร WITH SOME USEFUL SKILLS. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE THINGS I'M ALL TOO COMFORTABLE TALKING ABOUT HERE IN PLAIN VIEW OF THE ROVING HORDES OF INTERNET PERVERTS LUSTING AFTER ANY #SUGGESTIVE OR OUTRIGHT #NSFW CONTENT THEY CAN HOOK THEIR GREASY PRONGS ON, BUT THERE'S ONE I'VE GOT A PRETTY SOLID HANDLE ON THAT FEELS ESPECIALLY RELEVANT TO BEING A MEMBER OF A CRIMINAL SYNDICATE. ใ#SHIBARI.ใ ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE THE CULTURE-ALLERGIC DIPSHITS IN THE ROOM ON A FACT ABOUT ROPE. ROPE IS A LIVING THING. NOT LITERALLY, DUMBASS. BUT ROPE IS ORGANIC. HAIR. WOOL. PLANT FIBER. SPUN SILK FROM COCOONS. ROPE IS MADE FROM THINGS THAT ARE *ALIVE,* AND IF YOU TREAT IT LIKE A DEAD THING, IT'LL CHAFE LIKE A MAGGOTY, ROTTEN CORPSE LEFT IN THE SUN TO DESSICATE UNTIL IT FEELS ABOUT AS DELICATE ON THE SKIN AS A CRUSTY, CALCIFIED MANDIBLE. SO HOW DO YOU KEEP IT IN LIVING CONDITION? EASY. WIND IT OUT, PULL IT TAUT, BURN THE FRAYING EDGES. SMOOTH IT DOWN WITH SOFTENING WAX AND WORK IT IN. PAMPER THAT SHIT WHILE YOU YANK IT INTO PLIABLE ORDER. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY? USE IT. IT WANTS TO BE USED. EXHIBIT A. THE DROOLING, NEEDY BITCH WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO TALK ABOUT THIS ON MAIN. OBSERVE WHAT A REAL FUCKING MASTER CAN DO WITH A LIVING THING. NOT HER, OBVIOUSLY. SHE HAS ALL THE CHARM AND VIVACITY OF A BUZZING PILE OF FUCKING BLUBBERBEAST GUTS. IF ANYONE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO INCORPORATE HORN TYING INTO THEIR ใKINBAKUใ PRACTICE, FEEL FREE TO USE THIS AS A FUCKING DIAGRAM. YOU KNOW, SINCE MY BOSS @handMaid DOESN'T MIND THE ATTENTION. AND WHILE WE'RE BRINGING UP "CARTOON FAIRY REVIEWSLOP," I AWAIT YOUR (SECOND) CANDID REVIEW OF THE 2015 JUKEBOX MUSICAL "STRANGE MAGIC" WITH DOWNRIGHT FUCKING GLEEFUL ANTICIPATION. I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT THE BOG KING. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
:33< holy shit
Augh. Imagine feeling better, only to feel immediately twice as worse as the worst you felt during the course of this disease. #coldposting
:33< im mailing mew lose chicken noodle soup in an envelope okay?
:33< loose*
:33< oh no!!! :33< mewre making rose catch it too :00< how terrible
Huh?
:33< if its loose its going to go running everywhere :33< mew have to go catch it
:33< nepeta beam (this beam purrns mew into nepeta)
X00< *ac gets nepeta^ยฒed* ack!!!
:33< its the ole nepeta^2 purrank!
:33< shit!
TWO CAN PLAY. AT EMBARRASSING EACH OTHER ON THE CHITTRNET. PERHAPS CHALKBOX WILL THINK TWICE. BEFORE POSTING HIS CARTOON FAIRY REVIEWSLOP FROM MY ACCOUNT. OTHERWISE. HE RISKS LOSING HIS TITLE. IN FAVOR OF SOMETHING MORE #SUGGESTIVE. SUCH AS #KINBAKAT. THE #NAWASHII. OR MY FAVORITE. THE #PALESLUT. HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY. TO FELT MANOR'S NEWEST TOKEN MALE #SHITHEAD. PS. THAT WOULD MAKE A GOOD TITLE TOO. #WHATHAPPENSINMAIDJAIL.
:33< its his hatching day let him have one thing *ac frowns at hm*
ROOllROOllROOllROOllROOllROOll.... dOOing sOOme rOOlling ^^ #rOOllinginmydust
:33< are you purhaps a dust mouse beast of sorts
(( and todays my birthday. yay.
((happy birthday!
would you rather have a million dollars or no dollars? think about it.
:33< no dollars ://< im not sure what id do with human currency
:33< HMMMM :33< yes!!! :00< but only so i could donate it all, i dont n33d the caegars for myself
need a dave to get a tramp stamp in my honor since i cant
:??< do they not have metal artists ://< or whatever theyre called, that can do that for mew???
i think its actuly a they/he kinda day
:33< awe voids/voidself revoked???
:33< i furget that gender is more real to humans :33< and some trolls who had that i guess??? :33< but on #myalternia we were basically the same :33< and the little differences we did have were warped to be extreme bioessentialism ://
:00< phew! *ac wipes her brow* :33< nice to know :33< sometimes i f33l like im the odd one out :33< beclaws i dont think i really get it like the others s33m too
chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
:33< purrfound