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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 10: wvriska serket #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl lol sorry for not making you part 8. this is about the point wvhere, if youre a highblood, you stop havwing an immediate advwantage. i mean, there might still be something if youre a lovwblood and you wvanna do some rewversal stuff going on, but i dont knowv enough about that to comment. nah, instead vwe gotta get right to this jerk-88 8a8e. shes a lot like terezi. hell, play your cards right, could get a scourge sister threesome going on. but wvhat i mean is that shes usually a bit of a paper tiger. showve her around a bit and shell crumple. she might complain and vwhine the vwhole time but she aint about to stop you. see the big difference here is that wvriskas are desperate. she needs to be wvanted, to be useful, to be appreciated. vriskas are some of the biggest suckers for compliments i knovw. you cant let her actually feel stability though, she needs to be afraid that evwerything shes vworked so hard for might get swvept out from under her feet at any moment. thats howv you svweep her off her feet, bada boom. lay it on thick vwith the backhanded compliments, especially if shes a lil skinnier. for some reason ivwe met a lotta wvriskas embarrassed about her cup size. another big thing, lusus issus. hoo boy, shes gottem out the wvazoo. she thinks shes gotta be wviolent and strong and the one in charge, so you make her feel soft and wveak and dependent on you, the provwider shes newver had. i like to be a lil stern sometimes too, telling her off for cussing, maybe throvwing a fevw spankings in there. they go gaga for that. im not just talking in the body though, its gotta be in the mind. if she can mind control you, uhh... hot, but also good luck, ivwe literally newver had to wvorry about that. the point is, shes using to controlling other people, so you gotta get in her head and rewverse it on her. make her feel like shes got no choice but to think the wvay you vwant her to think. i think wvriskas are probably the biggest losers there are. i mean that in a relativwe sense, like obvwiously there are people vwho start at a lowver baseline, but howv far these serks fall is just incredible. theyll go from saying shed newver be wvith a guy like you to mumbling about howv she vwants to gargle your globes in the space of one conwversation. dont let her evwer start to climb back up after she falls. yoink her glasses maybe, tell her she looks cute wvithout em, so she has to cling onto you to wvalk anyvwhere. make her dress all demeaning, make her act cutesy, just totally humili8 this girl. its like, karmic justice or vwhatevwer, she lowves it. r8ing: bod: wvriskas tend from scrawvny to awverage in my experience. youll sometimes meet the 8im8o bod ones sure, but theyre outliers. she tends to be pretty insecure about her figure wvhich makes up for it. plenty cute, ill take it. 6/10 wvariety: theres a lot you can do wvith wvriska. shes competitivwe, shes ovwerconfident, shes needy, shes desperate, shes a loser, shell go for stupid bets, she might evwen mind screvw some other gals for her if you ask nicely. shout out to the magic card game vwris, vwhat a keeper. 10/10 ease: this is a hard one to rate because shes on both extremes. either its an instant loss 2koma type thing, or she makes each lil wvictory like pulling teeth. im inclined to giwve her the benefit of the doubt here since she makes it fun. 7.9/10 personality: another hard one to rate. like, shes annoying sure, and desperate, and needy, and clingy, but sometimes thats vwhat you vwant in a gal. wvriskas are probably the best around if you actually vwant to "date" someone but dont vwant it to be longterm. set yourself up right so she hangs off your ewvery vword and shell practicallly vworship you. real cute. 7.9/10 ovwerall: okay baby, ill stop edging you. 8/10. if i can tell shes looking to be broken ill alvways go for a tumble wvith a wvriska. wvho doesnt lowve a classic fall from grace? plus, since shes like a bad person or something it means i dont havwe to wvorry about being sexist or misogynistic or vwhatevwer, no one cares if you act like that tovwards someone they dont like. vwhat a lady, huh?
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil booze on both sides nevwer hurt anyone. just pace yourself, she has a higher tolerance than you do, i promise. first thing you gotta knowv about roxys (roxies?) is theyre hard to read. almost impossible for a novwice, still nigh impossible for a master like me. evwen if you knovw wvhat to expect, theyre tough nuts to crack. wvhat i look for is the eyes. wvindovws to the soul, they say. hers are fenestrated planes. theres nothing behind em. its in the specific kinda nothing that you figure her out. if her smile reaches her ears, theres a shine in her eyes, and the nothing is paper thin, like howv youd say "nothing up my sleewve," then youvwe got the party gal roxy. blonde, pink, lovwes to drink, lovwes to shake her ass for attention. the only vword for it is, and i dont throwv this around lightly, is bimbo. youre dealing wvith a bimbo here. she probably has lusus issues still, if youre into that sorta thing, but youre not gonna havwe a problem vwith her. she vwants to go to makeout point vwith you. shes interested in your xenobiology. shes tvwirling her hair around her finger and giggling at all your jokes. if you cant bag her, its on you. novw, if the nothing behind her eyes is impenetrable and fathomless and beautiful and twvinkling vwith motes of light like the night sky, then dont wvorry. youwve still got a chance. if anything, i enjoy these ones more, youwve got more of a challenge. so yeah, the booze stuff vworks, but still isnt necessary. half the time these ones are still into you, youwve just gotta reel her in. if youre real lucky shell be funny, shell take your flirting in stride and maybe evwen take you off guard wvith her ovwn zingers. this is great, you find a rox like this, let her do vwhatevwer she wvants to you. i prefer being in control in the sack, but ill givwe it up for one of these any night. otherwvise, you gotta pick avway at her. shes lonely. isolated. got lusus issues like crazy. present yourself as a pillar of stability and shell gravwitate to you. seems like they missed out on wvigglerhood, so do wvhat you can to giwve that back to her. make her feel small, needy, dependent. tease her, blowv lil mistakes outta proportion, but alwvays keep on a smile and alwvays act nice enough. wvere not trying to get her to cry, vwere trying to get her in the mood to snuggle up under some blankets and eat chocolate. except, youre here as a substitute for all that comfort. make her feel vwanted wvhile reminding her of all the vways shes not by her pals. you do this right youll havwe her clinging to your arm like a life preservwer. if you get her in the mood and she vwants to take control, you can givwe it, but i prefer to keep her under my thumb. i aint into the wvhole daddy thing really, but this is the type of gal wvho practically needs it. act like a lusus figure, make it so she dont hawve to stress or vworry about anything else, and hold her close. all else fails, just get her vwasted i guess. oh yeah, i should mention the older wversion of her too. mom lalonde, roxanne, vwhatevwer you vwanna call her. all the same stuff pretty much applies, you might find a dommy mommy type i guess. shes more likely to come already buzzed, and shes obwviously gonna hawve those milf curwves, so shes alwvays a delight to see. rating time bod: immediate points for being a blonde. theres some wvariance here, but rox is maybe the most likely gal to get the slimthicc look i lowve. i see some pear shaped too i feel. 9/10 if only because the vwalley girl cheerleader look is almost ovwerdone wvariety: roxys end up running together a bit for me, but i gotta giwve credit to the fun ones. i lowve a gal vwho can banter, vwho knowvs vwhat she wvants (me), and can dish it out as vwell as she takes it. 9/10 ease: either its triwvial, or she wvants it butll make you vwork a bit for it. find a roxy and shell put out. 10/10 personality: if youre in a vwalley girl mood, nine times outta ten shell giwve it to you. otherwvise, shes funny as hell. 10/10 ovwerall: 9/10. i really wvanna giwve full marks here, but theres just so many of her out there, makes it hard to vweed through em all. one of my absolute favworite babes though, i could nevwer get enough of my blondies <3
wvorking on part 2 novw, just gonna note, been tagging these #cagttl. so if you wvant to see my epic posts, make sure you dont accidentally block the #cagttl tag, okay? okay
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not vwery cool of you guys to hate on my #brotherfromanothaslime. vwhile i'm here, let's make it a tvwo-for-one-deal, since i'm feeling charitable. back in the day you used to be able to get a girlfriend by harassing random vwomen at the grocery store. feminism took that from you. for 33 caegars a month i'll teach you all my sexual harassment tips and tricks. zz;)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
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... it is true. i am a lowblood chaser. i am also a lowblood skinner, a lowblood beater, a lowblood boiler, a lowblood amputator, a lowblood shooter, a lowblood skewerer, a lowblood mutilator, a lowblood quarterer, a lowblood melter, the list goes on and on. #gore #horror
The drones took my palmhusk but I will never stop raising awareness for the issues faced by Warmblood. I am an Ally.
Okay. I am sorry. I am sorry. I am sorry. The drones are making me type this. I am not HIC. I will never be HIC. I make no claim to being HIC. That was a joke. I just wanted to scare her. Because I am an ally.
Wait. Ignore that last chit. That was a joke. I hold no relation to HIC.
@grimbarkGuardian As the Imperious Condesce of Alternia, I will strike you down - so that you may never harm Warmblood ever again.
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
D --> Why is Megido on the "pinned messages" tab D --> Surely this website would not employ lowb100ds D --> This is ridiculous
Oliveblood choosing to defend highbloods like they're not forced to live in grottos 50% of the time. I just don't get it.
Not until I get her response.
She wished to listen to my issues. This isn't your convo to butt in on, loverboy. Choke on your foot.
Issues I've got? Like the systemic issues put in by your kin? Where do we begin.. Did you know the unjust culling of lowbloods gets no punishment, but the murdering of some clown gets your skull on the chopping block? Or we could commune on the whole disproportion of funds between lowbloods nd highbloods. Indigos build whole fucking forts for their self-conceit, while we're forced with the leftovers. Some people get so fucked up by the power dichotomy it grows into some fetishistic commitment to the System. It's horrifying. It wrenches my fucking gut. Your colour is the colour of the oppressor. Fight the power or die for your suprem cy. I don't got leniency for fence sitters. #violence ig.
Implying this isn't me? I'm full, don't worry. Wishing for the demise of highbloods is my thing. You're like, the biggest hunt I could go for.
I hope those flexible pop rings get stuck on your neck.
yeah im in agreement here yer jus the heiresses side bitch noww
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you should at least heed my fashion advvice my cod leijon you look like a hot mess
you should read my pinned chit for a sneak peek a the manifesto ivve been wworkin on since youre a guy noww itd benefit you to subscribe to my substack for more masculinist wwisdom to guide your self ascension
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