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wizards #nsfw
im 5'10 n i was defo surprised 2 learn most o my alts r tiny
if itd make u guys feel any better, my dirk n jake variants are also extremely loud the difference is theyr usually busy plowin each other instead of arguin prolly the healthier option fr #nsfw
my sons r unionizin again
kay so, i went back n tagged every singe 1 o my picture posts w #rorogallery if u wanna check em out #nsfw warnin ((ooc: I'll be posting everything I draw under this tag from now on <3 ))
#nowplaying i fr think 1 night w rosalia would fix me https://open.spotify.com/track/53tfEupEzQRtVFOeZvk7xq?si=5mZ1x3w3R0y2OJGwL8e7Pg
#wizard twink obliterated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d252442450d.jpg
#TieThemUpTuesday report part 3: finally, i happened upon the most majestic stallion @tenaciousTestified unlike the others, this 1 didnt put up much of a struggle... i think he was already familiar w a lasso so naturally, i took my time wrapping him up as carefully as the most precious of gifts, n honestly? i think pink rly suited him thank u all for followin along 2day <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8db999d71.png
#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
#lyricposting #targetedpost i want my boyfriends 2 kiss, swap spit lock lips, if u lov me prove it double dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my bfs just kiss??? https://open.spotify.com/track/7kEuCrDF7p9pOLzO1q2pu1?si=Rvn473txRzCTQwkxf-7J8g
#wizard time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/586b3a247f6c.jpg
undoin some messy knots n gettin my ropes ready for #tiethemuptuesday tomorrow #nsfw
todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png
i get so friggin happy whenever i see alt selves carin 4 each other on main. like, there it is ur honor, empirical evidence that everybodys got it in em 2 love themselves a little ... even if they gotta outsource the process to another timeline first
heard its horny hours #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/64bac2073f52.jpg
nepetas my beloveds u kno what to do 💅💅
had 2 broken ribs, some internal bleedin n a few sets of 3 equally spaced out stab wounds all things considered it coulda been a lot worse n at least they gave me the good stuff 4 the pain 💅 #substance
this gurl should rly stop fuckin me w her eyes and get 2 my dms already #vagueposting #nsfw
ig that could b considerer a tie but... idk man it certainly felt like a mutual L #vsmeenah @corallineCataclysm
oh hell no #dashwatching #instantblock
i can always count on my alts 2 like my wizardposts even hours after i chittd em #selfcare
2days #wizard is a special one #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1564a03ea587.jpg
see i didnt feel the need 2 mention women in the post abt the strap cuz honestly id be the one gaggin on their bulge #nsfw
sometimes, all a man needs is a nerdy twink (gender nonspecific) gaggin on his strap #nsfw
i too feel the urge 2 only express myself thru emojis sometimes 🥱😴✍️🚫
#lyricposting i want my boyfriends 2 kiss, swap spit lock lips, if u lov me prove it double dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my bfs just kiss??? https://open.spotify.com/track/7kEuCrDF7p9pOLzO1q2pu1?si=Rvn473txRzCTQwkxf-7J8g
a very special #wizard 4 #wizardwednesday #nsfw ig https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce04402c0b78.jpg
apparently a cheap piece o plastic is perfectly capable of destroyin expensive lab equipment if u try hard enough (its funny as shit tho) anyway there goes another 20k in taxpayer dollars https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/381cfc6aae1d.jpg
ig that drone strike aint happenin anymore huh
if ur a dirk or dirk adjacent being out there pls kno that ily <3
i cant b nonchalant anymore i need him whimperin n moanin around my fingers right the eff now #nsfw #directposting
funny how u dont realize how much u miss something u used 2 hav til random shit throughout the day keeps remindin u of that... or until u meet an alternate version of ur ex at a party n find out theyr happily married to an alternate version of u #vent #ineedadrink
#nowplaying #longing pero quierendo volver, a la última vez que a los ojos te miré y contarte las cosas que no te conté y tirarte las fotos que no te tiré https://open.spotify.com/track/3sK8wGT43QFpWrvNQsrQya?si=O881Gv2rSDSRO9n68cqaQg
had a weird day at the lab today one of the man eating plant specimens broke outta containment (thx 4 not doin ur friggin job dereck) n instead of immediately goin on a murder spree like i thot it would, the thing made it all the way to the yard n just started rollin around in the grass like a cat findin a sunny spot im obviously relieved nobodys dead, but now ive got a giant carnivorous plant rooted outside n absolutely no idea how im supposed 2 convince it to get back in the terrarium #labstories
celebratory pride month #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce1cbf79477a.jpg
been catchin strays from memory box all week shits exhausting :/
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3v61sG0y5M1LnSsFN4IimM?si=TlZBXsXIQUiVvZfMN14UWg
i miss havin long hair tbh ppl just cant get a proper grip on it when its this short.. #suggestive
ig this can b considered a #wizard post #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37f263056d78.jpg
feelin strangely compelled 2 go somewhere loud n dimly lit tonight n make a series of decisions my future self will fortunately describe as “pretty understandable" (get fucked up n railed in the middle of a crowded venue) #nsfw
my #sillytoxictrait? flirtin my way outta conflicts n awkward situations
dispellin the effects of the marble beam 🪄🪄🪄🪄🪄✨️💅
just got to 20k kult hell yeah i should come up w something 2 celebrate maybe a few more voidbrator posts... #nsfw
the roxy council will decide ur fate
takin this opportunity 2 post 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f2b1cac7562.jpg
never saw this many mes online at 1 time lmao #roxyhours
yea no im jus gonna pretend i didnt see that hope shell b ok tho #dashwatching #vague
evil me woul prolly be that alt who banged cronus #ilygurl #butdamn
dayum, idk how this guy can make everything sound so friggin kinky, but its almost impressive #dashwatching #vague #nsfw ?
♱ha† is very kind of you †o say, and I surely apprecia†e i†...!
♱hough I canno† promise my a††endance, for dea†h is always sudden and unforgiving, I will surely †ry...
Yes, my respi†eblock resembles a haun†ed moor. No, I will no† elabora†e... h††ps://cdn.imgches†.com/files/2e1e35b218a5.png
Ano†her beau†iful †wiligh† closer †o †he end...
#nowplaying h††ps://open.spo†ify.com/†rack/1IM8x4lxZVOOP9gpQD6c5s?si=JxHdwJHc♱-iK0z3HUQVP2Q
Breakfast.
daily #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e98e9a0c3.jpg
self respect is in such short supply these days #dashwatching
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
im sure glad my plushies arent sentient theyd b so effin traumatized by the shit i had them witness #suggestive
bonus #wizard post!!!!!!!! 🪄🪄🪄🪄 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bab92c8bd961.jpg
the aforementioned tiddy (+ bulge) repost 😇💅 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/190ac99dacd6.png
🩷 - repost the cool tiddy pic :) ♠️ - eff u rox i dont wanna see ur tidbies >:( ♦️ & ♣️ - other (comment below #nsfw
i should go back 2 postin nudes tbh, those were lowkey my best hornyposts #nsfw
men #nsfw
pennywise is far from bein my craziest hear me out but ig it still says somthing abt me as a person
had a few drinks by myself this evenin n didnt feel liek hittin my head against the wall out of pure shame n dread, i call this character development #substance #selfharm ig
todays #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fd532abdadc.jpg
good for her #dashwatching
fish want me either #suggestive ly or #violent ly apparently lol
got any questions, confessions or music suggestions? ;3 https://forms.gle/mhrajY3QjXcdQQYPA
i rly like your body, i rly like ur body i dont know why u hide it, i wanna see u behind me u kno u dont gotta lie 2 me, yo quiero sentirte inside of me todo el día imaginandote, lo quiero pa mí tola noche #lyricposting #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/09gysnJpfQ3ublBmJDfcEC?si=982542b10d6f43e8
shit i totes 4got abt todays #wizard post im soirry #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25a8790398e2.jpg
more questions from the form thingy (i completely forgot abt that lmao) #qna #vampires #void #witchcraft q: "what's up rubber duck? Do you have a favorite movie?" a: hey ;3 i mean everybodys already painfully aware im obsessed w fantasy n wizard bs at this point so sayin lotr feels like cheating, so im gonna go w the craft instead q: "hey roxy! always wanted to know, what's your favorite use you've found for your powers?" a: hiii @ectoBiologist#6844 !!! well, over time i kinda figured this whole stealin away irrelevance n inexistence n w/e thing can get extremely abstract if u really wanna stretch it, n as much as i enjoy the concept of bein some impossibly handsome greek god of whimsy n random bullshit, i still take uncle bens whole great power lesson pretty seriously yk? so these days most of the practical uses i get outta my powers are stuff like voidin objects outta thin air or makin a drink cold by stealin away its non-coldness. mostly just mundane crap like that :p q: "Okay, rank your top vampires" a: easy lol 1- lestat de lioncourt 2- carmilla 3- bram stokers dracula 4- strahd von zarovich 5- astarion https://forms.gle/eUv1jqA5MLyGtA9F6
#nowplaying #yearning https://open.spotify.com/track/6tDDoYIxWvMLTdKpjFkc1B?si=n7YqipCWQ-2oOr5wjtV0Bw
cheesus
when my husband (matesprit) goes 2 war (space trip back home) n i wont see him for 2 years (prolly tomorrow) so i send him multiple love letters (horny dms) while hes away #nsfw just 2 be sure
i woke up w an urge 2 watch crappy horror movies, n todays #wizard post shall reflect that https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33376480ae8a.jpg
idk who this writer guy is but im def makin myself sum popcorn before i backread thru their stuff 🍿 #dashwatching
answerin some of the stuff i got in the forms #qna q: "mmmmm lestat..." a: no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the dining table to the bedroom, vertically, horizontally, while i gasp for air, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways- #nsfw q: "you into anyone rn? or do i have a chance?" a: those 2 things aint mutually exclusive lol shoot ur shot ;) q: "I am ever so curious to know what your favourite flowers are." a: definitlely peonies. theyr all so big n pretty n extravagant lookin + theyr pink https://forms.gle/QrxQZFxX3zEGLzVx5
dayum im suddenly rly fuckin excited abt #droneseason 💜👀 #nsfw
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3E7ZwUMJFqpsDOJzEkBrQ7?si=M-dlrcsEQQm6cyDx-pTZIA
#nowplaying #suggestive i wanna watch u like a movie i wanna put u on the stage i wanna know what youd do 2 me i wanna put u on the tape ✨️ https://open.spotify.com/track/0IVAYMUDvpzFxIEuGc71SM?si=UCKXKMQYRZSqlFDafyCOMg
#nowplaying #nsfw https://open.spotify.com/track/40MskkY7wsFIzhPy19NNTP?si=vyumAvfpQpWVAQUdMvA58Q
it felt appropriate 2 post this #wizard 2day https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bde8d14c9b1.jpg
#nowplaying #targeted https://open.spotify.com/track/5p48T2Tqm7xX3ym7uslGOg?si=Q9twQE4URVSqL9xNTQ0uoA
washed my fancy robe n immediately regretted it bc now it doesnt smell like him anymore :(
i should prolly come up w somethin special 4 when i hit 150 followers
the way they got me feelin all giddy whenever i see purple text on the feed is startin 2 feel a lil pavlovian honestly
id cut off the sleeve of my obscenely expensive gown without a second thought if it meant he could keep sleepin on it lookin all graceful n shit #vagueposting
#nowplaying dont let me in w no intention 2 keep me, jesus christ dont b kind 2 me honey dont feed me, i will come back https://open.spotify.com/track/1iugFsBigGHtRwvFVDG9oo?si=oGQUfgHMTEWBekEsHj5mgQ
lowkey thinkin he had some kind of spell woven rite in2 his touch... cuz i genuinely cant think of any other reason why i can still feel it this many hrs later. shits like residual magic clingin to my skin #yearning
who needs porn when u can re-watch alien for the tenth time (both 4 ripley n the xenomorph) #nsfw
too bad the hottest dracula variant hasnt showed up yet....
omgogsh that rly is the nicest one so far blessed b!!!!!!
callin in sick 2day #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f91fddbce74a.jpg
turns out reading certain shit at 1am when ur alrdy emotionally held together w duct tape n caffeine is maybe not the galaxy brain decision i thought it was everythings fine or w/e i just gotta step away n go lie face down somewhere 4 a min #vent ig
how tf am i even supposed 2 react to that bs like ????????????? #dashwatching
#wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/33769a93790b.jpg
the best part of bein nb + bisexual?? i can do both ;3 #yaoi #yuri
crockergpt how do i get a pitchfling even tho i cant bring myself 2 actually hate any1
#nowplaying #suggestive touch me touch me, dont b sweet love me love me, pls retweet let me be the girl under you that makes u cry https://open.spotify.com/track/4rYLpaNFzt6pkQnrCvVHUw?si=EzbX9WFbTTenWsLgoOLdHw
wai wait wait if troll ireland is real thats prolly where troll hozier was born or hatched or w/e #dashwatching
nvm the funks over just saw one of my cats climbin in2 the laundry basket n fallin asleep holdin his brothers paw so i guess life is worth livin again
had a rly rly weird dream last night.. not even in like a funny surreal way tbh just one of those dreams that sticks to u after u wake up n makes everything feel kinda off for the rest of the day idk, i got a bad feeling about it honestly :/
being attracted to men is crazy bc sometimes theyll just look at u a certain way n suddenly ur fantasizin abt his thighs around ur head #suggestive #vagueposting
hypnosis aint enough, i need some1 to hex me
#nowplaying la luna está llena y mi cama vacía.... ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ https://open.spotify.com/track/6tDDoYIxWvMLTdKpjFkc1B?si=33df3eba9a5643fc
tonite i had this dream where i was at an oliv garden w karkat (apprarently we wer on a date???) except he looked EXACTLY liek trollbama idk what tf that says about me psychologically so im gonna leave that 1 to the freudian gang in the chat
it backfired & now im gay too #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/189080d6b4eb.jpg
the #daves r multiplyin at an alarmin rate u guys we mite b facin an extinction event if theyr not contained soon help us trollbama
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/6JNJERZGJwDVgkmbohBw7u?si=df3965bb8a664e70
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mornin #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3dfcf9ccd14a.jpg
𓁺 TH3 TROLL WHO H4S B33N 4CCUS1NG @4RS3N1CB4TH3DCL4WS OF B31NG B3H1ND TH3 F1SH 1NC1D3NT 1S NOW 1N M3D1C4L. FOR UNR3L4T3D R34SONS. 𓁺
im nawt usualyl a lone drinker, but mothers day is a tough one 2 bear with when ur sober :/ #substance
“Should my offspring remember me long after I have departed this plane, I would pray it is not as an oracle enthroned above their fate, nor as one of those pitiful sages who mistake cold calculations for wisdom. Authority is among the frailest forms of devotion, and it survives only so long as fear remains to preserve it. No - let me instead be remembered as one would the warmth of a hearth long abandoned. A presence not always consciously, nor perfectly clear, but in which lies the certainty that somewhere in the architecture of one’s soul there once existed a place where becoming oneself was permitted without punishment. There are magicks capable of preserving the body against rot, the voice against silence, even the mind against the mercies of time. I have studied many of them, yet none have struck me as particularly noble pursuits. The true ambition of parenthood ought not be eternal vigilance or immortality through legacy, for legacy is merely vanity wearing ceremonial robes. Rather, it is the thankless and infinitely more difficult miracle that one’s spawn continues, even after your extinction, to seek delight in the world unashamedly. To leave behind a soul ever so capable of joy. This alone seems to me a form of magick worthy of reverence. Anything beyond it is merely another frightened scholar bargaining poorly with oblivion.” - Calmasis the Redeemed, from Complacency of the Learned by Rosalia E. Lalonde nunca te ouvidaré, mamá
𓁺 1 KN3W 1T W4SN'T YOU TH3 S3COND YOU ST4T3D 4S MUCH. WHO'S ST1LL TRY1NG TO BL4M3 YOU? 1 PROM1S3 1'LL JUST T4LK TO TH3M. 𓁺
𓁺 SOM3ON3 H4S M1CROW4V3D F1SH 1N TH3 SH4R3D NUTR1T1ONBLOCK. 𓁺
*summons a minion who compliments u exactly 3 times nd then explodes* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8239771d0.jpg
gurl u should prolly get ur blood sugar checked
apparently im cursed 2 think abt her in #nsfw ways evry time i listen 2 this one its a cravin not a crush.... https://open.spotify.com/track/629DixmZGHc7ILtEntuiWE?si=ERAz0ApZSXyfAKrGykfYNQ
sumtimes, the experiments conducted at my #placeofwork can b loosely considered what ill refer from now on as resident evil crap, so i mite as well start leavin vague notes n lock combinations behind puzzles around the lab, in case an outbreak occurs n they send mr kennedy over
how it feels liek 2 dashwatch at 7 am https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fbc80713c137.jpg
[redacted] meow
xjhsajdhsauhufhjsd #fangirling https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11436ea3e6b7.png
aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea75652924be.jpg
if u think abt it, bratting is just horny ragebaiting #nsfw ish
we shoul hav a fright night next 🎃👻
SO I GUESS WE HAVE A POSITION TO FILL. ANY COMPETENT INDIVIDUALS ON MY EARTH C FEEL FREE TO APPLY, REGARDLESS OF SPECIES. YOU HAVE TO BE VETTED AND APPROVED BY BOTH MYSELF AND COMMANDER PEIXES, SO PREPARE FOR THE MOST GRUELING SERIES OF QUESTIONS AND FIELD TESTS YOU WILL EVER FACE. AND THEN AFTER THAT *I'LL* DO MY PART AND SEE IF YOU'RE A GOOD FIT. SHE HANDLES ALL OF THAT.
i got work 2 do unforchunately 😔✌️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3e210e0cf94.jpg
id kill someone 4 a croissant w stroberry jam n white chocolate rn
im nawt usually a daylight hornyposter but heres a lil treat for my fav early birds #nsfw #repost https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGalactica/9ba9f7e6-9c33-475a-a13d-9140149ea0e7
2days brekfast: adderall n 1 banana
oh i shoul prolly specify that they r giant troll eatin weeds, but ours r homegrown n pretty friendly!
Mmmjdjghm too early https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6fffbf9d8684.jpg
that one tights trend ;3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e7122de8ffc.png
🤔 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2e7867c75c25.jpg
my boss is p much ur textbook corporate type, w male pattern baldness n a way of carryin himself so bland it rivals unseasoned chicken and yet hell manage 2 bag male supermodel aftr male supermodel n bring them 2 evry single company party n i dunno how he does it but i cant help but admire the guy i feel liek im witnessin CEO x y/n #yaoi first hand and in its purest form #inspirational
repostin my chud sons #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a8d600fbef.png
*casts fix posture on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4330b02d77b1.jpg
5* #nsfw https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGalactica/e9f18ff8-ef7e-4668-951b-822dbdeba881
happy wrigglinng day larkso @aspirinngpessimist https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/65788065e082.pnng
today is a day where i should lock in and do productive stuff but im so lazy sometimes!!
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/0omFzAEwaQOdTSWs6tzXkn?si=86303f11b88c49d3
early mornins r the real lalonde hours apparently
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i prolly shouldn b usin my phone in tha lab but here we r
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/48oX55j4gqDw0G80KxzpaQ?si=6c5c30a935c14608
*casts a good mornin spell on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1066426f262.jpg
the galas drained out w/e remained of my social battery so now its tiem 2 mimir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b04a989819f.jpg
technically a repost, i jus rly luv this fit n ill b wearin it 2 the gala ;3 #midnightcitygala #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dd5f9e3962c.jpg
i cant effin bliev my troll sign is the same as the horse dudes
got wokn up by my cats fightin the roomba agian n i cant go back 2 slepeep :(
#yuri https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74ce7769ee9e.jpg
my cats r so cute when theyr not tryin 2 eat my face
i kissed myself n i liekd it #selfcest #woulddoitagain
im always hpappy 2 see my babies gettin along!!!
i need 2 get myself a new binder, the miku one aint cuttin it anymoer
𓁺 OBV1OUSLY COMPL3T3LY UNR3L4T3D. TH3 L4ST PL4N3T SM3LL3D R34LLY N1C3 THOUGH. 𓁺
𓁺 CH1TTR 1S 1T M34N TO 3NCOUR4G3 OUR H3LMSTROLL TO T4K3 MOR3 BR34KS? 𓁺
𓁺 TH3 HUM OF TH3 SH1P WH3N OTH3RS 4R3 4SL33P 1S K1ND OF N1C3. 𓁺
i accidentally liked the batterbitchs thirst trap someone pls put me down rn
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
my research has quickly devolved in2 smutty storytime but can u blame me #nsfw ish
notes on voidstrap experiments no.2 (or how i liek 2 call it, the *presence of absence*) #nsfw #explicit #substance - as the sole creator of this beautiful thing, the duty 2 test it more... intimately nturally falls on me, as i wouldnt want 2 submit a 3rd party 2 any possible undesirable side-effects lmao - the followin steps wouldnt b carried out in a lab but in urs trulys own bedroom, so aftr makin sure dirk n jake were out swimmin in their skimpy bathsuits (drools) i grabbed sum wine n headed upstairs (no reason why science shouldnt b fun am i rite) - lowered the lights, lit sum scented candles (thx kanaya) n told halexa 2 play bad bnuys entire discography cuz damn his voice is surelyl enough 2 get me horny - i made myself comfy on the lounge chair n downed the wine b4 retrievin the object from the adorable lil case i alchemized 4 it, n thats when i actually got a lil nervous, holdin the thing by its base, feelin up the shaft, n ACTCHOALLY FEELING MY HAND PRESSIN DOWN ON *MY* COCK - n idk if this is what dick havin folks hav been feelin all this tiem but it waz enough 2 rip a drawn out moan outta me, n woa look at that, all those nerves had suddenlyl turned in2 pure science-driven lust lmao - w the giddiness of someone experiencin this sort of unbridled gender euphoria 4 the first tiem, i lined it up w my folds n finally went 4 it - look in regular days im not usually one 2 tease myself liek this, but i was havin an moment k? so i started by rubbin it v slooowly, just 2 give myself the tiem 2 procress evrything, n all the while i waz describin the sensations out loud 2 my recorder (id play u the audio file but i dont wanna get the copyright bat from troll bad bunny) - sure 1 whole minute of that waz more than enough 2 get me wet liek a tsunami, so when i looked down outta curiosity, i noticed the thing was spillin out its own ectoplasm-like glowy lube all tis tiem - i resisted the urge 2 taste the delicious lookin voidy precum 4 the time bein n carried out the experiment, sliding it a few inches in n hxhdhsfh i swear my brain short circuited 4 a hot minute as soon as i did - basicalyl nothin couldv prepared me 4 the absolute mindfuckery that dickin down my own pussy woulda been. since the things virtually *my own cock*, i could basiclly feel both ends of the ordeal n it was almost liek gettin folded in2 submission by the void itself, specially considerin how icy n buzzy n totally majyyk it felt - soon enough the entire thing went in, n pretty easily too despite it bein a whole 10 inch of semi physical cosmic abstraction - sayin the feelin was overwhelmin would b puttin it lightly, but idk if i even hav the poetic repertoire 2 describe how trippy the whole thing was - i could feel how wet, how tight i was n evry time i shook n clenched i could feel it cuz it was myself i was clenchin around. it waz pretty much like the time i boned this girl while fried on shrooms lmao - n i wish i could say i lasted long but all it took 2 make me unravel was a few moer firm thrusts n a squeeze 2 my left tit - gogd i can count in my hands the tiems i came harder than this. not only i had my juices gushin out on the lounge chair, but the thing started pumpin me full of cosmic cum N I COUL FEEL IT 2FOLD - conclusion: creampyin yourself feels amazin n i def hope im not preggo w void boybies rn - ps: sry 4 the shorter conclusion but i need a fuckin shower after this
𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙼-4221 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: [𝙾𝙽𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴]
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
apparently if u combine a copy of my god hoodie && a regular ol dildo in a harness, u get a glowy void strap on #nsfw
1 unspoken rule of sex is that u gotta suck the strap #nsfw
stayin sober is a game n i cant help byt lose it on purprose sometimes #substance ig
the tf2 takeover wasnt on my bingo card tbh
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ill b postin somethin specil 4 u guys once i reach 100 followrs ;) #wink
cmon brainnn its too early 4 horny thoughts #nsfw
i removd a crap ton of mods from my srtardew valley so lets hope it wont effin crash jus as im savin the game again #gaymermoment
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a bunch of trollz will keep pityin evrything i post is that a romance thing or
t)(e problem is t)(at most prisoners you "interrogate" arent gonna fess up anyway. ive seen t)(e likes of t)(e rebellion; so many, in sweepin eras of iterations. rebels are a proud, silent sort. t)(ey dont spill easily; t)(ey lie. t)(ey are t)(e solidification of our empire used against us; after all, if our culture is purposefully designed (by moi) to make stoic killin mac)(ines, it stands to reason t)(e rebellion would twist t)(at logic against ourselves in t)(at same fas)(ion. t)(is is also w)(y t)(eyre doomed to fail. in order to subvert our ideals, t)(ey need to utilize intellect and strategy to outwit t)(e p)(ysical strengt)(. because t)(e grind of strengt)( vs strengt)( cant actually get you anyw)(ere wit)( an equivalent opponent. it will only be perpetual stalemate. but every rebellion ive ever quas)(ed )(as )(ad one t)(in in common; empat)(y. t)(ey love, or wis)( to see love come to fruition, and sure enoug)( wit)( violence and blood and time, t)(ey cannot survive t)(e weig)(t of t)(e status quo of troll culture. t)(e ptsd, t)(e anxiety disorders, every sinle t)(inkpan problem under t)(e sun. and we? we simply grow scarier, and stronger. and stronger, and stronger; because t)(e capability of a troll's strengt)(, in t)(eory, is infinite as a vassal of )(ate and destruction. its simple biology down to our c)(itinous bodies and apex predator features. so )(eres w)(at you will do. 1. round up every prisoner 2. kill t)(em, but keep t)(e bodies fres)(. 3. drain t)(em of t)(eir blood 4. bend and break t)(eir bones and muscles to fit into boxes, and s)(ip t)(em rig)(t back to t)(e rebellion as drops. 5. stuff little explosives in t)(em t)(at operate in a very long delay. so t)(at w)(en t)(eyre grievin t)(eir comrades and are too busy W----EAKLY mournin t)(ose FOOLS, t)(eir encampments are obliterated. 6. Kill everyt)(in else. do i make myself clear? #gore
apparently im not supposed 2 bring a fake gun 2 the karaoke parlor but liek, it waz only a prop 4 my rihanna performance, the only thing it shoots is confetti.... ppl these days
flew too close 2 the sun while moddin my stardwew valley n now it wont stop crashin #notepic
:33< #girlbulge BEAM ATTACK NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :33< #nsfw
𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙼-4221 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: [𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴]
rise n shine ;) #rorogallery #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37ae741d8a2e.png
AT LEAST IT WASN'T RANDOM PEOPLE. THEY ALL KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WITH THEIR TEETH AND CLAWS. AND HOW TO *NOT* GUT SOMEONE. #VIOLENCE
IT IS DIFFERENT. APPARENTLY PEOPLE ARE HAVING FIGHTS FOR FUN.
I'D HOPE THE OLD INTERNET IS DEAD AND STAYS DEAD. THIS SHIT SHOULD BE DIFFERENT.
((Aw man I was making this same thing for like an hour. Kudos tough, I personally like this idea much more than muckrake))
:33 < i want to tackle pounce someone and pin them down and steal their slurry :00 < nsfw
[Pinned OOC post to update as needed. Please don't reply] This account will include nsfw/e, gore, violence, incarceration, murder and genocide. No Game/Rebel AU In collaboration with @obstreperousGendarme, @arsenicbathedClaws & @twireAvenged Terezi Pyrope aka the Justicar - took the redglare title out of spite towards Vriska and a bit towards the church. (the courts don't like it) - spent more time than she'd have liked during her legislacerator training on clurch ships and keeps getting put back on them - short and specializes in close quarter fighting - really bad at flat out lying but great at telling half truths - has some really weird dreams that often come true - on the thinnest of ice re: avoiding being culled - recently requested transfer to her current ship to "help keep an eye on some of the troublesome prisoners" based on a gut feeling
*majyyks another duck into existence*
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
in my wizord era #majyykmaxxin
(( I would love to add an AU terezi to this is that okay?
2ometh♊︎ng ha2 happened..