♦ pitied by @astrologicalGhostwriter
There are unfortunately those who do not appreciate such talents.
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
does anyone else get the feeling of being sick but not being sick? to want to throw up and cry and lay around lazily, but cannot bring myself to do any of them? or how about just feeling so out of it but craving to be apart of something despite every fiber of your being screaming no and stop?
Hello there, Chittr. I’ve 8een informed this is where one goes to engage in “healthy socialization,” which I assume means low-stakes psychological warfare punctuated 8y intermittent flirtation and the occasional photograph of someone’s lunch. Ha. As if anything healthy could come out of a cesspool like this! I'll 8e using this platform for things like online FLARPing, recreational antagonism, piracy-focused discourse, needles personal gam8ling metaphors, and aggressively and noncommittally flirting with humans, trolls, or whatever else I refuse to 8ecome emotionally attached to. If you lose an argument to me pu8licly, understand that I will 8ecome unsuffera8le a8out it. Anyway, glad to 8e here, losers. ::::)
some of yall way Too comforTable sayin some bullshiT online
tHANK YOU i THINK?
oH, oKAY,,, i MEAN, tHIS WAS MEANT TO TAKE PLACE ON bEFORUS, lIKE IF i WAS HATCHED THERE, i MEAN, tHE READER, wAS HATCHED THERE,,,
bORING? }:(
THE MIX-MATCH OF WACKY CHARACTERS FROM ACROSS TIME AND SPACE ON HERE MAKES MY HEAD SPIN SOMETIMES. NOT YOU REGULAR TROLLS. YOU'RE JUST TROLLS FROM TIMELINES WHERE ALTERNIA AND BEFORUS STILL EXISTS - SUCKS FOR YOU, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. PROBLEM SLEUTH? ANCESTORS? *BEFORAN* ANCESTORS, WHO IF MY ECTOBIOLOGICAL CHOPS AREN'T TOO DUSTED OVER TO FORGET ABOUT, SHOULD BE JUST FUCKED UP VERSIONS OF ME AND MY FRIENDS? I'VE ALREADY HAD THE CONDESCE RUN HER BIT THROUGH ME SO THAT ISN'T SURPRISING. BUT I'M KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHO *WILL* SURPRISE ME. COME ON. SHOW ME A CRAZY ONE. HAVE SOMEONE POP UP ON MY CHITTR DASHBOARD THAT TAKES THE SOCKS OUT OF MY DRAWER, PUTS THEM ON, AND BLOWS THEM RIGHT BACK OFF.
I miss myy lusus, couldn't take her with me when I was shipped off world, I hope she's doin' alright without me. Hopefullyy, she found a safe place to go while she waits for the trials to start and finish. #offworld #lusus
