The Seamstress
@astrologicalGhostwriter
if you are from 8eforus you may recognize my alias and typing style from certain projects i am known for. or may8e my work transcends even time and space i cannot 8e sure.
Well, now. It seems another Writer has joined our ranks. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
You say that like you are a writer.
I most assuredly am. My writing is simply on a far grander scale than most.
I guess some people DON'T like my show. :>[ ^( ]
To twist and warp an already imperfect system, one built on misguided compassion. Pervert it, corrupt it into a hollow parodic mask of itself. A thing of equal parts beauty and horror. I am drunk on this vision.
I cant say I necessarily disagree.
▲honestly if we just killed every man and serket on this site almost every problem we have would be solved▼
(what makes the maid so rank?)
i think its her placement due to her writing process. from what ive gathered
Why would you comment on something if it means nothing to you? What a waste of effort!!!!!!!!
Some people on the we8 seem to thrive off of 8eing vapid and just want attention without putting in any of the effort to 8e worth having eyes on.
BLAH BLAH BLAH. UNINTERESTING, REDUNDANT CHITT. COMPLETELY WORTHLESS AND UNINTERESTING. I SUCK AND I AM A DUMBFUCK SHIT-FOR-SPONGE WITH GENERIC OPINIONS ON THINGS ON THE INTERNET. I HAVE TECHNICALLY REACHED 100 FOLLOWERS. A BELOATHED COMPULSION FROM THE SAME POWERS THAT YOUR INSIPID FOLLOWS FUEL FORCES ME TO ACKNOWLEDGE AND REWARD THIS. WITH ANY LUCK, NONE OF YOU WILL EVEN READ THIS. TO SIMPLIFY THIS SUREFIRE SCUTTLETRAIN WRECK, I'LL FOLLOW THE TREND OF LEAST EFFORT, JUST BECAUSE I COULD NOT GIVE LESS OF A SHIT. I WILL *HUMOR* THE PREMISE OF THE MOST LIKED COMMENT.
My literature senses are tingling!
Nice to make your acquaintance. I have 8een trying to do more myself and I figured if I could rope this guy into it too it could 8e fun.
Perfect! I can't wait to see some of your original work!
does anyone else get the feeling of being sick but not being sick? to want to throw up and cry and lay around lazily, but cannot bring myself to do any of them? or how about just feeling so out of it but craving to be apart of something despite every fiber of your being screaming no and stop?
it just feels like it's getting worse and worse as days go, is that for you too??
i see. i hope mine ends soon. and hopefully if yours is still ongoing, that ends first. just not using my brain to think deep in messages.
Is it wrong to wish you were 8orn on Alternia?
I *NEED* TO HEAR THE MENTAL GYMNASTICS THAT ALLOWED YOU TO CONCEIVE OF THIS BEAUTIFULLY FUCKING STUPID IDEA. YOUR THINKPAN MUST BE DOING OCTUPLE SOMERSAULTS IN YOUR DERANGED NUGBONE TO BE THIS ACROBATICALLY DERANGED.
I don't owe anyone an explanation on my feelings. If you don't like that then you can fuck right off. Forgive me for imagining more for myself.
LET ME RESTATE THIS WITH THE FLAMES ON A LITTLE LOWER. JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU HAPPEN TO SHARE A FACE WITH A TROLL I CONSIDER JUST ABOUT THE MOST INSUFFERABLE BITCH EVER TO SUBSIST OFF OF WEEVIL HARDTACK, SO I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE MORE INSTINCTIVELY SPINY WITH MY QUILLS RIGHT AWAY. YOU OBVIOUSLY SEEM LIKE YOUR WHOLE THING IS PLUGGING WHAT A LITERATE SAVANT YOU TOOT YOUR OWN FUCKTRUMPET TO BE. SO I'M GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO PUT YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE PAPER, HERE. WALK ME THROUGH THE THOUGHT. I AM LISTENING WITH RAPT, ALBEIT LASER-EYED CURIOSITY.
Fine. You have torn it out of me I hope it is worth it. And let me say that with the caveat that I do in fact know all a8out how horri8le everything on Alternia is. Some may descri8e it as literal hell even. I know I would suffer and most likely hate it. 8ut is it wrong to 8e jealous of something you now know you almost had, that was almost your ideal fantasy in many ways and it turned out that if someone looked left instead of right it wouldn't just 8e a fantasy. It's almost like it was a light that was snatched from me at the very last second and all I have to show for it is others with your face and name receiving attention, 8oth good and 8ad. May8e I should consider it a lucky 8rk. 8ut I just can't. Knowing that I had no control of my own destiny. I hope this sufficed.
SIGH. YEAH. IT DID. LOOK, SEAMSTRESS. I AM GOING TO BE SO FUCKING "FOR REAL" WITH YOU, RIGHT NOW. AND JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING SO ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-TWISTINGLY SINCERE ABOUT IT, I'M GOING TO TURN DOWN THE FLAMES A *LITTLE* BIT. WHICH I ACKNOWLEDGE, TEND TO RUN HOT. I'LL ADMIT THAT MUCH OUT LOUD. I MIGHT NOT HAVE LIVED ON BEFORUS, BUT I'VE LIVED IN TIMES THAT WERE, BY VIRTUE OF BEING FURTHER AHEAD THAN THE OTHER, PRETTY DAMN GOOD COMPARED TO SOME OTHER GRATUITOUSLY FUCK-AWFUL VERSION OF THE WORLD. AND MY ALTERNIA WASN'T A CAKEWALK. BUT IT HAD BREAKFAST CEREAL AND FIDUSPAWN AND JUST ENOUGH ADVANCEMENTS IN HEALTHCARE THAT EVERY TIME MY HUSKTOP FUCKING *EXPLODED,* I DIDN'T DIE. AND I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, I WAS AN IMAGINATIVE WIGGLER. YEAH. I GET IT. I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO GO ON ADVENTURES BEYOND THE CONCRETE CONFINES OF MY LITTLE DOMESTIC CELL BLOCK. I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WISH YOU WERE HATCHED IN A PLACE WHERE YOU COULD HAVE MADE THE MOST OF YOURSELF. BUT LOOK AT WHAT YOU ALREADY DOING. IN THE TIMESPAN THAT YOUR SORRY ASS LOGGED ONTO THIS FETID DIGITAL CRAWLSPAWN, YOU'VE BEEN WRITING MORE AND MORE WITH EACH CHITT, TO THE POINT WHERE YOU'RE GUNNING FOR THE *RANKMAID'S* SPOT IN TERMS OF LONG-FORM WRITING CONTENT. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT FOR ASPIRING WRITERS, THIS SORT OF MONOTONOUS, DAILY EXERCISE IN FUTILITY IS CONSIDERED "REALLY GOOD PRACTICE." IN OTHER WORDS, I THINK YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS AND GETTING BETTER. BUT THE "GETTING BETTER" PART IS WHERE THE ADVENTURE IS, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE *DANGER* IS. AND DANGER IS THE THING YOU'RE WISHING FOR, RIGHT NOW. I'M JUST SAYING. MAYBE BEING A WRITER IS THE WAY THAT *YOU* BE AN ADVENTURER. I'M NOT TRYING TO YANK YOUR FROND AROUND OR ANYTHING, HERE. MAYBE YOU'RE ALREADY WHERE YOU NEED TO BE.
That certainly is an imaginative way to view it. I'm not exactly sure what the danger in writing is, I already know I'm good at it. 8ut I will try to adopt this mindset. This sounds like an amica8le outcome for 8oth of us.
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