Siffrin
@astronomicalTraveler
It's you! [He/They] (The Traveler: A traveler with a bad memory who remembers very little of their past, traveling Vaugarde to defeat The King with his party.) [Account run by @avidUltimatist]
★: I've got so many fans with so many demands, I can hardly go take a piss (he can't pee). ★: Be it theater freak or the autograph-seeker, they all want a piece of this (gimme, gimme). ★: It's a cross that I bear, I'm like Jesus I swear it's a burden, but I suffer through it (he is suffering). ★: It's all part of the game, the trappings of fame, but somebody's gotta do it (so he does it). #nowlistening #lyrics #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/track/7MV1c2eclBShziAJRf3Q0Q?si=WPRWY5FyTJSBJIg6JdNEsw
i have actually enjoyed cake once.
★: I haven't had cake in awhile, I should ask Bonnie to make some, vanilla is great.
rock, paper, scissors shoot i pick my knife to shank you
★: That counts as Piercing Craft, more commonly known as Scissor, so Protecting Craft (Rock) beats you still.
★: Do they make glasses for people with one eye, I think I need some, it's hard to see at a distance sometimes.
What a8out regular glasses stops working when you're missing an eye? You don't even need to punch a lens out. They still work.
★: I don't want to wear regular glasses considering I have an eye patch, that'd look silly, and I'd like some style.
wwait theres a sleepovver wwhere
★: With the Rankmaid I think, I'm definitely not attending though, I think they're gonna get up to some nasty things there.
(( i think i need a job )) (( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964666640958644266/1492752918556709066/image.png?ex=69dc79fd&is=69db287d&hm=0660b48d18a040ee670c0e62768918b6f39bf1ffc3b9020a0e672b35f640c254& ))
//You do a lot on every platform, I've come to accept this about you, I'm thankfully over here sticking with my two.
(( GIGGLING? i. am curious do i know you outside of chittr. if i do im gonna feel stupid ))
//Hello, hehe, over here you don't have to worry about Rekner watching you. It's weird playing as an established character, It's fun to add my own things though, so I can be chill.
any1 else every mix cereal and coffee for breakfast?
★: I tried once, to see if I could get more energy, I instead felt sad because my cereal tasted terrible. ★: I remembered after the experience that I don't even like the taste of coffee.
★: You should sleep, I love to sleep, recently it's been harder but I still enjoy rest.
★: Never stopped me before, besides the times it has, but hey you do you.
Alrright smarrt people of chittrr. Seems like I might make a contrract with th' eldrritch thin' in th' woods. Any advice on what t' include? Alrready got that I gotta stay a shepherrd and no killin' otherr trrolls ferr food.
★: From what my friend Odile has told me, contract clauses should be airtight, so I'd recommend you add something to make sure this contract isn't turned on you and used to kill you. ★: Considering you're dealing with an eldritch thing, whatever that is, though I assume it's terrible.
★: Hey, question since the people here seem to know a lot more about it. ★: What's a God-Tier? I keep seeing it mentioned in posts.
And what will you be willing to offer in exchange for that information?
★: Um... (You tilt your head...) ★: I can tell you about stars? (That's about the best information you can give.)
Hm. Consider me curious. Share with me and I’ll see what that earns you.
★: Okay, stars, stars... (You think back on all you can remember about stars.) ★: They're large balls of gas and flame that dot the sky, they form things called constellations, though I can't remember them. ★: They watch us, observing the lives of those below, they're seen in some cultures as the symbolic forms of the dead. Watching the world go on so they may observe the lives they once had, I used to watch the stars all the time but, something changed and... (You frown.)
Intriguingly, you’ve managed to provide more information than you thought, in a way. My end of the deal, then; to “God-Tier” is a mechanic in SBURB, a world ending and universe creating game- though it is also in many ways a constantly repeating narrative. God-Tiering requires death in a specific location, and revives you with conditional immortality and immense powers.
★: Oh that sounds, very familiar, thanks for telling me. ★: ...Constantly repeating narrative...
SO THERE'S THIS VIDEO GAME, RIGHT. UNIVERSES USE IT TO PROPAGATE THEMSELVES. A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE GAMEPLAY IS DONE WHILE YOU'RE DREAMING. SO YOU HAVE DEDICATED DREAM BODIES PROVIDED BY THE GAME. WHEN YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOUR DREAMSELVES FUNCTION AS BACKUP BODIES. BUT YOU CAN ALSO HAVE A CO-PLAYER DRAG YOUR CORPSE ONTO A BIG SLAB ON YOUR PLANET (OR IN THE CENTER OF YOUR MOON). THIS COMBINES ALL OF YOUR DREAMSELVES INTO YOUR BODY AND GRANTS YOU "GOD TIER." IN ADDITION TO GIVING YOU OVERPOWERED ELEMENTAL BULLSHIT (MOST PLAYERS CAN ALREADY USE IT TO *SOME* EXTENT, BUT GOD TIERING AMPLIFIES IT CONSIDERABLY), YOU ARE GRANTED "CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY," WHICH MEANS YOU'RE PROTECTED FROM DYING IN SUFFICIENTLY STUPID WAYS. WHENEVER A GOD TIER WOULD DIE, THE GAME'S INTERNAL SYSTEMS JUDGE WHETHER THEIR DEATH WOULD BE NARRATIVELY "JUST" OR "HEROIC," AND ONLY ALLOWS IT TO PROCEED IF IT IS. IN THE EVENT OF A "STUPID DEATH" YOU JUST REVIVE AT FULL HEALTH.
★: Well that's a lot more detailed, thanks! ★: ...Conditional Immortality and Elemental Powers...
1M GO1NG TO M4UL SOM3ON3 #T4RG3TT3D