Donkey Kong
@bananabunchBoss
The most famous Kong lusus. I keep my bananas safe. Voiced by Seth Rogen.
🍌- IT'S A WHOLE KONG PARTY IN HERE. K. Rool's gonna lay an egg when he realizes how many of us are here!!! *Seth Rogen laugh*
Why Am I Not Surprised That You're On This Site Too? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- What can I say, it's a great place to talk bananas~!!! Also got up to some shenanigans, I SHOT OFF K. ROOL'S TAIL!!! I BET HE'S STILL GROWING IT BACK!!!
Glad To See You're Doing Something Of Use Instead Of Disappointing Me Like You And Diddy Always Do. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- COME ON POPS, you don't gotta be like that. Besides, that crooked croc is no match for my muscle mass!!!
Well, I Do Have To Congratulate You For Your Amazing Feat On Your Last Adventure. It Was Sorta Fun Seeing Everyone In The Underground World Reconcile As You Chased Down That Impudent Void Kong! Say, Whatever Did Happen To That Little Girl You Were Carrying On Your Back? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- Awww, that little lady's singing her heart out with humans now, but we had a GREAT adventure in the underground together. The fight with K. Rool sure was a pain in the rear though, especially since he smelled like rotten bananas the whole time...
🍌- Good to see Eddie's on here, haven't seen him since I used to live on Kongo Bongo. I USED TO HAVE A GREAT SINGING VOICE.
🍌- THAT K. ROOL IS ALWAYS TALKING FANCY!!! Like he's in some dumb musical theater or some baloney like that. It's honestly kinda SAD. *Seth Rogen laugh*
🍌- so it LOOKS LIKE KING K. ROOL IS BACK FOR MORE. I guess getting his TAIL SHOT OFF and BARBEQUED at ERIDAN WEEK wasn't enough for the Kremling king!!!
🍌- I think the Amporium Gift shop just collapsed on top of me... ...WOOHOO!!! PARTY!!! #ERIDANWEEK
🍌- TOSSING BARRELS AT THE AMPORIUM GIFT SHOP AND I SEE SOME CRACKS FORMING!!! #ERIDANWEEK
🍌- I'M ABOUT TO BUST DOWN THE AMPORIUM GIFT SHOP!!! BARREL TOSS!!! #ERIDANWEEK
I am literally star struck dude.
🍌- STOLE A BARREL OF BANANAS FROM #ERIDANWEEK AFTER LEAVING K. ROOL'S TAIL AT THE BBQ BOOTH CONSIDER IT FAIR PAY FOR THE FOOD DELIVERY!!! *Seth Rogen laugh*
🍌- HEY #ERIDANWEEK I am bringing my DANCING PECS and FRESHLY CUT KREMLING TAIL to the BBQ BOOTH!!! also @cesarianAqueduct I'm bringing your gun back, you should see how DUMB K. Rool looks without a TAIL!!!
🍌- HEY I NEED TO BORROW A LONG RANGE GUN. K. ROOL JUST DUMPED A BUNCH OF TRASH ALL OVER THE BEACH OF MY ISLAND. I WANNA SHOOT HIM IN THE ASS AND SEE IF HIS TAIL FALLS OFF.
🍌- @cesarianAqueduct I HEARD AROUND THE GRAPEVINE YOU CAN SHOOT PRETTY FAR. How would you like to shoot the tail off a DIRTY BEACH LITTERER named KING K.ROOL?
🍌- I'LL GLADLY GIVE YOU THE TAIL OF THAT CREEPY KREMLING KING I'M TAKING AIM RIGHT NOW I'LL PUT THE TAIL ON ICE FOR YOU WHEN I GOT IT!!!
🍌- Having a late night banana!!! HOW IS EVERYONE ON THE SITE TONIGHT???
🍌- You wanna talk about it over a bowl of fruit? Even if you don't wanna talk, I'll share my fruit.
I love you Donkey Kong! Also I am doing alright :) How are you Donkey Kong? I may perchance engage in a late night nanner myself!
🍌- SURE THING BUD, have a banana!!! I'M GOOD I've been chillaxing in the hammock, pulled a prank on Cranky today~
Ohoho!! Hankering for mischief!! I bet it was a right kneetickler!
🍌- YEAH IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I replaced the tennis ball on his walking stick WITH A ROTTEN ORANGE!!! HE SLIPPED AND THE ORANGE HIT A KLAPTRAP IN THE FACE!!!
🍌- K. Rool sure got what was coming to him, he's still knocked out at the Troll Denny's parking lot. Some troll stole his crown while he was out cold, IT'S GONNA BE HILARIOUS when he wakes up. *Seth Rogen laugh*
🍌- IF ANYONE WANTS SOME PRIME FOOTAGE OF A CROCODILE LUSUS GETTING HIS BANANA-STEALING TAIL BEATEN DOWN, COME DOWN TO THE TROLL DENNY'S IN 20 MINUTES WE ALREADY MADE A FIGHTING RING OUT OF SEVERAL SCUTTLEBUGGIES AND SOME ROPE.
🍌- I FOUND K. ROOL AT THE TROLL DENNY'S PARKING LOT, I'M ABOUT TO TURN HIM INTO A CROCODILE LEATHER JACKET!!!
🍌- EVEN THOUGH I'M A LUSUS , I never really got ASSIGNED to a TROLL to care for. IF I DID THOUGH Well we'd be eating a LOT of BANANAS. AND Coconuts!!!
🍌- I WASN'T TOLD ABOUT THIS, and I CAN SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE so clearly this is some kind of mistake
🍌- I KNOW IT MUST BE SADDENING FOR MANY OF YOU but your king of dancing pecs will NOT be at Jeevik Week... sorry to disappoint but I'll probably still be on my quest to find K. Rool and BEAT HIM TIL HE'S BANANA PULP.
🍌- HECK YES!!! I'LL BRING OUT THE BARREL MUGS we can have some BANANA MILKSHAKES TOO!!!
🍌- NOT MANY TROLLS HAVE FOUND IT but I actually have my own ISLAND!!! IT'S WAY OUT AT SEA, and it's the shape of my HEAD!!! Only a couple of seadwellers have found it, and they're usually CHILL. THEY DON'T LEAVE ANY TRASH ON MY BEACH!!!
🍌- #nowplaying Da Banana Bunch (The DK Rap) - Grant Kirkhope, George Andreas, Chris Sutherland
🍌- HEY I HEARD WE'RE POSTING OUR GLOBES HERE??? HOW ABOUT SOME DANCING PECS!!! CRANKY AIN'T HERE TO STOP ME THIS TIME!!! https://file.garden/YDmqUqMz-xKjrFzA/%5B1%5D%20Chittr_Stuff/lusus_donkey_kong_dancing%20_pecs.gif
