Donkey Kong
@bananabunchBoss
The most famous Kong lusus. I keep my bananas safe. Voiced by Seth Rogen.
🍌- HEY I'll take it if the dog girl don't want it!!!
NO THE BANANA IS MINE NOW.
🍌- ALRIGHT ALRIGHT no need to get feisty, I'm not one to steal someone else's bananas, that's K. Rool's department
🍌- IT'S A WHOLE KONG PARTY IN HERE. K. Rool's gonna lay an egg when he realizes how many of us are here!!! *Seth Rogen laugh*
Why Am I Not Surprised That You're On This Site Too? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- What can I say, it's a great place to talk bananas~!!! Also got up to some shenanigans, I SHOT OFF K. ROOL'S TAIL!!! I BET HE'S STILL GROWING IT BACK!!!
Glad To See You're Doing Something Of Use Instead Of Disappointing Me Like You And Diddy Always Do. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- COME ON POPS, you don't gotta be like that. Besides, that crooked croc is no match for my muscle mass!!!
Well, I Do Have To Congratulate You For Your Amazing Feat On Your Last Adventure. It Was Sorta Fun Seeing Everyone In The Underground World Reconcile As You Chased Down That Impudent Void Kong! Say, Whatever Did Happen To That Little Girl You Were Carrying On Your Back? ~ Geh Heh Heh!
🍌- Awww, that little lady's singing her heart out with humans now, but we had a GREAT adventure in the underground together. The fight with K. Rool sure was a pain in the rear though, especially since he smelled like rotten bananas the whole time...
Eddie confused. Eddie never use site before.
🍌- I know, MAN it's great to SEE YOU!!! Still rocking that hat of yours? That thing ALWAYS looked great on your head.
🍌- Haven't visited in a while, BUT I heard Cranky's taking care of the place!!! THAT MEAN OLD K.ROOL THOUGH, he followed me out of old K.B. and HE'S OUT FOR MY BANANAS!!!
GREETINGS AND GOOD EVE, MY SUBJEKTS-TO-BE. IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN, A KERTAIN BANANA-MUNKHING, HALF-RATE PRIMATE HAS MADE AN AKKOUNT ON THIS SITE. DID YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T PARTAKE IN DENTAL KARE? IT'S TRUE! I HAVE ALSO BEEN MADE AWARE OF A KERTAIN ABILITY THIS SITE HAS. KROSS-GALAXY KOMMUNIKATION? I PLAN TO MAKE THE MOST OF THIS, AND KLAIM - NO, KULTIVATE THESE UNSEEN AND BRUTISH LANDS IN THE NAME OF THE KREMLING KREW. YOU MAY SAVE YOUR THANKS FOR AFTER MY TAKEOVER, EXTRATERRESTRIALS!
🍌- OH HOHOHO, you crocodile CREEP!!! NOW IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!
AND HERE HE IS, THE HEARTLESS, VILE KONG HIMSELF, APPEARING TO SPOIL MY BEAUTIFUL ENTRANKE, LIKE THE EXKESS OF SPOILED, DISGUSTING FRUIT HE HOARDS. YOU KNOW NAUGHT A MODIKUM OF POISE, DO YOU? IT MATTERS NAUGHT, OF KOURSE. WHAT IS IT YOU SAID? IT IS 'ON'? YES, INDEED, IT *IS* ON. OR, PERHAPS, IT WOULD BE MORE APT TO SAY IT IS 'HAPPENING'.. HAPPENING LIKE KREMLING!
🍌- YOU'RE THE THIEF WHO KEEPS STEALING MY BANANAS AND EATING 'EM WHEN THEY GET GROSS AND ROTTEN!!! WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO EVEN DOES THAT??? That's it, I'm rounding up THE CREW. WE'RE GONNA TAKE DOWN YOUR KREMLINGS. When we're all done, YOU'RE NEXT.
THAT HAS BEEN THE SONG AND DANKE WE'VE GONE THROUGH FOR THE PAST FEW SWEEPS NOW, ISN'T IT? I SHOW UP, TAKE SOMETHING FROM YOU, AND YOU KHEAT AND SWINDLE YOUR WAY INTO MIRAKULOUSLY BEATING DOWN THIS HELPLESS, MEEK LIZARD. YOUR KRUELTY REALLY PUTS MINE TO SHAME, DEAR RIVAL. BUT KARMA IS QUITE THE POTENT THING. YOU KAN'T STUMBLE YOUR WAY INTO VIKTORY FOREVER, AND I HAVE A MEANS TO ASSURE IT. OUR SHIP DOKKS ON KONG ISLE NEXT WEEK. I SAY YOU TAKE YOUR TIME RELAXING BEFORE WE TAKE YOUR HIDE, YOUR ISLAND, AND THEN - THE PLANET AT LARGE!
🍌- OH SO YOU'RE PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD NOW HUH??? Don't think for a SECOND I don't remember when you KIDNAPPED MY FRIENDS the last time you were HERE!!! I'M GONNA BE TOSSING BARRELS YOUR WAY BEFORE YOU EVEN GET HERE!!! Get those GREASY THIEVING CLAWS READY FOR A FIGHT!!!
KIDNAPPING? A MORE APT WAY OF PUTTING THINGS WOULD BE PROTEKTIVE KUSTODY. IT WAS NOT SAFE OUT THERE! WHY, A MADMAN WAS ABOUT TO BLOW THE WHOLE ISLAND TO SMITHEREENS! YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL. ..OH, WAIT, THAT MADMAN WAS ME, WASN'T HE? I WOULD APPREKIATE YOUR PATIENKE. TO FIGHT AN EXHAUSTED KONG IS, WELL, IT'S JUST NOT ENTERTAINING, AND WOULD NOT PROVE MY AUTHORITY. IT'S SO EASY TO MAKE QUIKK WORK OF YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT OF THE RIGHT HEAD SPAKE, YOU KNOW. OR DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF WHEN YOUR SIDEKIKK HAD TO BAIL YOU OUT?
🍌- HOW ABOUT I remind YOU what the wood of a BARREL tastes like!!! ESPECIALLY when I SHATTER IT TO SPLINTERS in your JAW!!! #violence
wweirdly the amporium gift shop wwas completely unharmed #eridanwweek
🍌- SORRY LITTLE GUY I just went and turned it into a pile of RUBBLE and STUFF!!!
🍌- TOSSING BARRELS AT THE AMPORIUM GIFT SHOP AND I SEE SOME CRACKS FORMING!!! #ERIDANWEEK
🍌- I'M ABOUT TO BUST DOWN THE AMPORIUM GIFT SHOP!!! BARREL TOSS!!! #ERIDANWEEK
donkey kong????!!!???
🍌- HEY I NEED TO BORROW A LONG RANGE GUN. K. ROOL JUST DUMPED A BUNCH OF TRASH ALL OVER THE BEACH OF MY ISLAND. I WANNA SHOOT HIM IN THE ASS AND SEE IF HIS TAIL FALLS OFF.
🍌- @cesarianAqueduct I HEARD AROUND THE GRAPEVINE YOU CAN SHOOT PRETTY FAR. How would you like to shoot the tail off a DIRTY BEACH LITTERER named KING K.ROOL?
oh my god dk a course you can havve my gun if you wwant it but ill gladly grab some tail to roast up at my bbq booth
🍌- I'LL GLADLY GIVE YOU THE TAIL OF THAT CREEPY KREMLING KING I'M TAKING AIM RIGHT NOW I'LL PUT THE TAIL ON ICE FOR YOU WHEN I GOT IT!!!
🍌- Having a late night banana!!! HOW IS EVERYONE ON THE SITE TONIGHT???
I love you Donkey Kong! Also I am doing alright :) How are you Donkey Kong? I may perchance engage in a late night nanner myself!
🍌- SURE THING BUD, have a banana!!! I'M GOOD I've been chillaxing in the hammock, pulled a prank on Cranky today~
Ohoho!! Hankering for mischief!! I bet it was a right kneetickler!
🍌- YEAH IT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I replaced the tennis ball on his walking stick WITH A ROTTEN ORANGE!!! HE SLIPPED AND THE ORANGE HIT A KLAPTRAP IN THE FACE!!!