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:33 < open rp!! vwiskers and ampurra dni *ac saunters into her den, sitting down and licking the fresh blood off her paws from her recent kill befur she looks to you, sliding ofur a delicious plump squeakbeast fur you to enjoy*
i got my checkmark / thank you for your support everyone / the fries are cold but my pusher is warm
eat beetles
IVE GOT COCONUTS IN MY HAT DONT TELL THE BOSS
:33< had a run in with the rare venom cat eh?
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「 If you're living on the moon then that means it requires either a suit or a breathable atmosphere. Breathable atmospheres have a habit of being flammable. ⥮
「 I have seen two posts about people with their houses on fire in the last minute. Should I be worried? ⥮
Okay lik£ hold on, im going to try brav£ my lik£, f£ar of £mb£d failur£s.
The brownies are quite good. It is getting rather smokey in here. https://i.postimg.cc/9XJJFWpZ/IMG-0007.png #feltfires
THERES MORE PEOPLE IN THE MINT GREEN KITCHEN THAN USUAL MAYBE I CAN HUSTLE THEM FOR POOL MONEY HEY GUYS I BET YOU $2462934656943625435467697 THAT IM GOOD AT POOL!
uwaaah... its so late... >_< (tags: sleep deprivation, only one recuperacoon)
「 If I had not expected the possibility I wouldn't have said it. If it's a scented candle and you want to preserve the scent, you'll have to keep an even lower heat than you would otherwise, notably. ⥮
bomb
:33< flamethrowpurr
「 Put it in a pot or a baking pan of some kind and put it in the oven. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TRY TO DO IT AT 600 DEGREES FOR FIVE SECONDS. I HAVE DEALT WITH THAT STUPIDITY TOO MANY TIMES. ⥮
its time i settled in my roost goodnight chittr
intitenional
I must say this kitchen is quite cozy in this mansion. I do wonder why the Felt have a multitude of appliances allocated to only one electrical socket. #feltfires
COME TO THE MINT GREEN KITCHEN IN FELT MANOR FOR SOME TASTY BROWNIES :D
I don't have a baking pan large enough for that. I would first have to make her into lots of small pieces, which I can't imagine would be pleasant whatsoever. Is that why they say the pain is temporary, but the bliss is forever?
I hear they put tears in the brownies. For added moisture.
You can simply subtract the xylophone from the brownies? There's no point in letting one negative spoil everything that's gone right for you, is there?
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:33 < i honestly was purrety sad today but then i laid down and curled up on pounce's soft fur and i felt better beclaws of her loud purring! always remember bad f33lings are not purrmanent! there will always be a happy day ahead!
i have ttwo boyffriends and tthey punch me hard as ffuuuuuuck
:33 < a little self portrait of meowself! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1485828508335738900/used_to_be_one_of_the_rotten_ones.png?ex=69c34921&is=69c1f7a1&hm=fbc5d644142411344d09d9e832874e312a1991a83db7130e6602a483de64c73b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=710&height=824
V^ S0me 0f y0u need t0 adjust y0ur chittr c0l0rs, they are blending in with the p0st backgr0und. ^V
@jeffThekillyou Maybehapz... you zhould conzider being "jeffthelovesyou"?
i tthink im gonna shoott tthatt ttrolly kirk guy
I have developed a new game for me and my son. I drink a bottle of Miller High Life as quick as a flash. And then, I whip the empty bottle towards his dome. This develops his agility and reflexes, as well as being a wonderful bonding experience. Follow for more parenting tips.
dUmbAss.
:33 < ok im gonna go play and draw now!! lets roleplay later ok?
Moirails kissing in a pile?
I Personally don't like the HONKING HEar enough of that SH1T already
Thoughts on biblically accurate seraphim?
I been given voted and all 7 of my siblings gotta get sacrificed
(• - •) Cool. Burning things is very fun but I should probably not do it again. ⚘
(• - •) https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20Micaia/churchonfire.png Hello. Just found out I was being panwashed by my closest friend. That sucks. Ramzez, if you are reading this, you suck. I set the threater on fire in retaliation though. Have fun with that. Anyways. If anyone likes flowers or art, hmu. ⚘
=^owo^= im srsly at the point where im about to cut holes in bathroom stalls iykyk #nsfw #nsfwe
these jokes awe aww weawwy bad X/
We should kill them.
Lik£, so tru£ thank you!
Can auspistic£s lik£, kiss. asking for a fri£nd? £v£n if th£yr£ lik£, your boss.
[OOC: OMG???? THIS LOOKS SO GOOD I'M-- THANK YOUUU] Thank you. This looks really nice. :)
You'd be shocked how often I get that.
https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/Xamag%20Fantroll%20Creator%20stuff/Screenshot%202025-12-28%20210909.png Sigh. Posting myself.
I suppose I shall also post some pictures. It seems only fitting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce013f3042a2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d5015dfca6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0183803656a2.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Mh. Need to hit up (or alternately just hit) my kismesis. #blackrom ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thank you! ]
Got some weird feelings going on. Maybe I should chainsmoke three packs of cigarettes about this.
/!\ I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO POST MY FACE ONLINE BUT A DEAR COMRADE OF MINE DREW ME A LITTLE WHILE AGO /!\ https://file.garden/ZF2oFShvAk-Bo4ho/litrawdoodle.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/darlindeariesprite.png if this works here's an image of me depicted like a little bug ]
WOW.... we can post images now .... THE FUTURE really is here, ISNT it.... >:P IN the meantime, ENJOY this masterpiece of me flipping off whoever sees this chit >:P https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/342fc3f3842f.png
-[>för the best, depending ön what yöu are lööking för
/!\ THE WORD "LIFELONG" NOT DOING YOU A LOT OF FAVORS RN /!\
I DONT care if you think my avatar looks like shit .... IT'S something called "ART" you ungrateful bastards >:P